#this may be petty

[brucewaynehater101]

Timothy Drake-Wayne and Red Robin don't hold grudges. Someone could try to stab them, and he would still greet them amicably.

Tim, however, absolutely holds grudges. He'll forgive his siblings for betrayal or attempted homicide, but every piece of technology they own is obliterated if they touch his Zesti.

The lines he'll cross are more extreme if he's holding a grudge for someone else.

A person mentioned three years ago that Robin's (Damian's) outfit looks stupid. They still get every single red light when they drive.

That new JL member that implied Batman is too cold-hearted to be a hero? Every embarrassing moment of theirs on patrol (including tripping) is uploaded onto YouTube as failure compilations.

Duke knows it's no coincidence that every jerk he's mentioned to Tim has been aggressively dealt with. He fully utilizes this but allows himself plausible deniability.

Tarantula hasn't been heard from in years. No one knows what exactly happened to her, but rumors indicate she suffered greatly.

A goon that had gotten a lucky hit on Red Hood ended up at the police station 24 hours later with all the bones in their dominant hand broken.

Any person that makes ableist comments about Barbara has their information directly sent to her. She prefers to deal out the retribution. Steph is similar, but she'll sometimes ask Tim to join her.

Cass treats the experience as a siblings bonding trip whenever someone is stupid enough to slight her in front of Tim.

[ineffablelunatics]

You ever think that Crowley isn’t a bookseller and refuses to even act like one because Aziraphale doesn’t like to sell books? He won’t act like a “bookseller”, because Aziraphale doesn’t like selling books. That’s Aziraphale’s safe place and he doesn’t want to somehow mess it up.

“Are you a bookseller?” “Not even at gunpoint.”

Sitting right across from Aziraphale, he says that he wouldn’t sell books even when he was being threatened. Yes, it’s Crowley being over dramatic, but it’s also a reassurance. He doesn’t even let the books burn in 1941. He didn’t have a choice in 2019. Crowley might not run a bookshop, but he’ll keep it safe. Even if keeping it safe just means not letting anyone buy books from a bookshop

[onesidedradiostatic]

was gonna make a joke about this and have this be a shitpost instead but honestly may pass out soon so I'll type this seriously cause I have no energy to come up with a clever joke

it's interesting how vox's insults in stayed gone are literally just different ways of saying "you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outda" tackled with a bit of "you're a coward" in there, whereas alastor's insults are not jabs at vox being new or modern tech, but rather his practices, "clout-chasing mediocre video podcast" he's saying he's a pandering, attention-seeking sellout, and he targets at vox's insecurities, questions his power, then makes fun of him for still being salty about his rejection.

I feel like it's pretty telling how vox's insults are just SO shallow, while alastor's cut deeper and more personally. while you could say, alastor may be just better at roasting than vox, I feel like it could also tell you something about alastor's hatred of vox being based on actual reason, which makes sense, he is the one who rejected the idea of being on a team with vox, the one who decided to make the decision to step away from their friendship. there were likely legitimate things about vox that alastor started to notice he didn't like.

whereas vox's hatred is extremely petty, he's still pissy over that rejection, he has no reasonable reason to hate on alastor's practices or medium. literally ALL he has is constantly repeating how tv is better and newer and how radio is worse and older, that he literally uses that SAME snap back even after alastor has his part "what a dated voice!" "you're looking at the future! he's the shit that comes before that!". he has NOTHING on alastor. if you asked him to make a list about what he hated about alastor he would probably just give you 10000 synonyms of "he's old and outdated" and be unable to come up with anything non-superficial. because the falling out on his part, from his perspective, was being rejected. and after that, BLIND RAGE. he hates alastor. he does. but he can't reasonably tell you why.

[respectthepetty]

Pride Petty Watch

Long story short, I owe the BL gods, so I'll be watching TWO series from my Petty List during the month of June. This list includes shows I haven't watched for purely petty reasons, so I'm asking the crowd to pick the two shows I will watch from all the MAME series, some censored Chinese bromances, a few sexual tension-filled Korean bromances, and one wild card.

I'm making my first ever poll, so whichever two series get the highest numbers will be the two I watch. And for all the kind people in the crowd, this is not the time to think about me. Pick your favorite. And for all the people who I annoy on the daily with my wild ass takes that piss you off, pick TharnType. But there is a possibility of a secret thirteenth option that would hurt me much worse . . .

The petty ass reasons are below the poll.

Disclaimer: If you're going to read the petty ass reasons, I need you to understand these are PETTY ASS REASONS, so don't try to hit me with 2,000 words about why me not watching censored bromances is a problem or why me not liking your fave hurts your feelings. Nah. Pick a show!

MAME

Love By Chance

This show came out at the end of 2018, and I watched the first episode, maybe first two, and thought it was boring. Then, in 2019, I saw a GIF of the locker scene, so I recommitted. I made it past the first episode just when the PerthSaint drama started spilling out everywhere, so I chucked the deuces and haven't returned since.

TharnType

For some reason, I couldn't find the first episode when it aired. Then, I found out how the first episode ended. Then, I found out about Type's past. Then, I just kept finding out more awful stuff until eventually the MewGulf shit finally hit the fan, and I was still reeling from the PerthSaint drama (and the emerging ZeeSaint chaos). At this point, I've built this show up so much that I'm afraid to see what it is actually about.

Don't Say No

A story of another GIF of a locker room scene sucking me in! After the first two MAME pairs blew up, I believed her shows were cursed, so I opted out of watching this one even though I thought it would be the one to vibe with me the most. But the biggest reason was because the main characters came from TharnType, so I felt like I would have to watch TharnType to understand this show, which was a big hell nah.

Love in the Air

I watched this through mutuals on my dash, so I feel like I did watch it. It is also the highest rated MAME series, so I had faith in it. However, when I found out about Sky's past, TharnType's ghost popped back up, and I realized this demon of a show is gonna haunt me in every MAME series.

The Wedding Plan

Y'all hated one of the leads so much while it was airing that I now hate him, and I don't think I can let that go, so I'm coming in with pre-hate and TharnType's ghost, but on top of that, some of y'all said it was boring. But what is boring in a MAME series? Consent? Not kidnapping someone? I never got answers, so I'm very conflicted about this show.

Censored Chinese

The Untamed

It's color coded, but FIFTY FUCKING EPISODES! What is this shit? Grey's Anatomy? The fuck! Second, once China pulled Addicted, I was holding grudges for life because it crossed from entertainment censorship into real-world oppression, so I could not bring myself to support media from a country that openly discriminates against the queers when I live in America where our highest court is just one Supreme Court Justice away from making us all live in the damn Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Word of Honor

It's color coded, but THIRTY-SIX FUCKING EPISODES! What is this shit? Supernatural?! The fuck! Second, I don't know the difference between this and The Untamed. Both are color-coded, one of them has a lot of uncles (?), one of them has awful facial hair, and they all have pretty outfits. Every time someone makes a reference about these shows, I just nod the same way I do when people mention Star Wars because none of it makes sense.

Guardian

I spent two years believing Killer and Healer was Guardian. I haven't watched either, but I thought they were the same show. Honestly, if this show wins, I might just watch Killer and Healer because I will forget they are not the same show. Don't they both solve cases? And because it's China, past lives must be involved, no? I'm looking at their MDLs as I write this, and I'm still not convinced they are different.

Stay with Me

It's color coded, but I know how it ends, and word on the street is that IS the ending since a second season seems unlikely. China couldn't just let me be hurt over Addicted, the original. No. Gotta hurt me again with Addicted, the remake. Rude af.

The Spirealm

First off, SEVENTY-EIGHT FUCKING EPISODES! What is this shit? Law & Order: SVU?! The fuck! I know how this ends, and it ain't happy! I don't care how people are trying to spin it, so to sit through SEVENTY-EIGHT DAMN EPISODES just for that ending already has me irate. And don't try telling me Viki combined episodes so it's only thirty-four. That's still a lot. However, everybody who has watched it says it's phenomenal, so is the pain worth it or are these people all lying so they convince themselves it was worth it?

Korean Bromance

Beyond Evil

With most Korean dramas, I feel like I missing something important. Like some part of the story does not click with me and I stay lost for the rest of the show. I suck it up for the queers, but the not-queers-but-it-is-queer shows . . . nah, and especially one about cops . . . (-_-). Also, The Worst of Evil just showed, and it was another reminder that I need these cops to quit their jobs and just screw each other. Embrace "Be Gay. Do Crime"

The Devil Judge

I know enough about Kpop to know GOT7 would not let one of its members kiss a man in this show. I looked at those GIFs of Jeff Satur and Jackson Wang on their show knowing damn well that if Wang got too close to Satur, an entire management team would have ascended from hell and kidnapped both of them, so the promo for this show was so wild because it felt queerbait-adjacent, and I was salty about it.

WILD CARD!

This option will be automatically unlocked IF this stupid little poll gets 216 votes, so I have high hopes this will not happen since I ain't that popular and I hate this wild card which is . . .

SOTUS

This show is my original TharnType. It came out in 2016. I watched it live. I watched the sequel. I remember neither. New was in it? Off was in it?! WHAT?! I have no memory of this show except Krist wiping his mouth, and I have carried that with me for eight damn years. I loved Be My Favorite, so I thought I moved past whatever strange grudge I was holding against this man who doesn't know I exist nor care, but then I saw that trailer for The Ex-Morning, and unlike Elsa, I can't let this shit go, so I'm willing to play Jumanji and go back into the jungle to finish this once and all.

So what it's gonna be, mi gente. Which demons am I facing for Pride and what shows do I get to stay petty about? Help me decide!

[theamericanpin-up]

George Petty - May 1956 Esquire Magazine Petty Girl Calendar Illustration - American Pin-up Calendar Collection

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Forever] is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [...] So I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht." Fit: Good for you! Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

Phil and Fit (mostly Phil) roast Forever.

[Full Transcript ↓ ]

Fit: Forever!

Forever: [Punches Phil as he runs past him]

Phil: Whoa! Jesus Christ.

Forever: Hey, Fit! Nice to see you again.

Fit: Hello, hello!

Forever: Hello. [Forever runs off.]

Phil: Dude just punched me and fcking left!

Fit: He just gave you a little love tap, I guess.

Phil: No, do you wanna know the– you want to know the drama, do you wanna know some tea?

Fit: OHHHH, sir, sir! Please, enlighten me!

Phil: SO – Forever tells me to come join him in a VC. I politely accept, ok? I'm like, "Alright, let's see what he has to say." He says he has some– you know, a proposition. He then pulls up a video on his phone and is like, "Hey, do you wanna watch what my ex used to sound like? Do you wanna look at like, videos of me and my ex hanging out? Do you wanna watch this video with me? Hey, Phil, do you want to start saying some of the things that my ex says?"

Fit: [Laughs]

Phil: "Do you wanna start acting like my ex? Wait–" [Phil leans into the mic] "–can we dress you up a little bit more to look like my ex?"

Fit: Oh no...

Phil: "Can you put in some contact lenses to have the same color eyes as my ex?" Motherfcker is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. Motherfcker– he thought I was American as well! He thought I was American! I was like, "Motherfcker, you don't know me for sht!" He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, I mean, I understand your pain. The greatest insult you can give someone is thinking that they're American. That's pretty much the biggest insult, so– I would be livid, Phil, I don't blame you for feeling that way.

Phil: Dude, so I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht."

Fit: Good for you!

Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

[etrevil]

Chuuya losing is his own personal victory

Been going strong ever since he first soaked Chuuya's game console with water 🤣

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

I personally like to imagine that in his plan to wreck the ship, the Count didn't think about how that would strand his cargo in customs limbo while there is an inquest.

Now, he gets to wait for the bureaucracy of the English and Russian governments to move slowly.

[jaded-ghoster]

[icyfogg]

Congratulations to Memory Rick for his hard-fought victory in the final @ultimaterickshowdown poll 😌

(Don't mind Miami, he's just crying in the back)

[booksandpaperss]

just realized after s5 releases all the ppl that left byler tumblr back in 2022 bc their hyperfixation died literally as soon as there wasn’t any new content are gonna be back. feelin a little gate keepy like Buddy ive been here the whole time 🤨

[theredtours]

You guys. I just discovered something.

Okay so this is gonna sound really stupid but BEAR WITH ME. For the longest time, it's been driving me insane that I couldn't figure out why Taylor went with the whole "from the vault" bit for all of her previously-unreleased tracks on the rerecords, but something about it seemed oddly familiar. Like, naggingly, oddly familiar. Like a distant memory that was just out of reach. Well, today, while on a hunt for stuff on my side blog, I found THIS POST:

Ohohohohoho--

THE BMLG VAULT, YOU SAY?!

Now I'm not gonna go so far as to say that this is a for sure fact that the name comes as shade to her ex-record label, but by god if that isn't a strange, funny, and almost perfect coincidence. (Also thank goodness I can finally put my poor noggin to rest over the matter.)

[respectthepetty]

JENG IS A GAY MAN!

I fully believe, Jeng (a fictional character), would have gone along with Pat's theory that Allon was a friend IF Pat hadn't then pointed to himself and clumped himself into the friends group.

Because that's what pushed Jeng to set the record straight gay.

He thought about it, inhaled, then confessed it.

But even though Pat thinks he is joking, he still clings to Jeng, and leans his head against his chest.

So I think Jeng is also frustrated as he realizes that Pat is just this way and not flirting.

Which leads to the full admission.

This head nod will go in the box under my bed with the softest "no" ever whispered, The love I have for you, doesn't it give you courage? Courage to love a man like me?, and I've been trying to seduce you.

And I think that conversation about who dumps versus who gets dumped struck a cord with Jeng. Perhaps because two years ago, his guy dumped him because he couldn't be out, so he left the company and the country? He made a face after Pat said that like he FELT it.

Jeng is a gay man, and just like me, he was slightly insulted Pat would think he is hetero. Jeng, too, has had his heart broken, and I want to know why Put broke up with Pat the first time, and why Allon and Jeng ended. Was it just because Put took him for granted? Will they repeat their mistakes here? Put's vague threat to Jeng of being closeted could mean that he was actually in the same boat we all assume Put and Pat were in, and that much like Put, Jeng picked his career over coming out.

Interesting.

[theamericanpin-up]

George Petty - "Cowgirl" - May 1955 Esquire Magazine Petty Girl Calendar Illustration - American Pin-up Calendar Collection -

[of-pale]

If the twins ever wrote a list of grievances about each other as some form of therapy, this is what it might look like.

Dante's super lazy with his list and writes some general concepts. Scribbles few drawings while he’s at it, because that's more fun:

He stabs me :(

He eats pizza with olives 🤮

He can be so stuck up sometimes

and boring 🙄

ect.

Meanwhile, Vergil makes an immaculate list that one can roll out like a carpet that goes into details:

> Dante snores so loud we’ve had neighbours call the cops for noise complaints.

> Dante always puts his dirty dishes next to the dishwasher and not in it. Is it so hard to take that extra step and place them inside?

(Doubt they’d own a dishwasher, since they hardly own any dishes, but it's the right tone of petty)

> Dante still hasn't fixed the front door, so it creaks every time when opened. The hinges still haven't been oiled. It's been months.

(Why don't you fix it yourself, Vergil? Oh, you expect Dante to do it, because you told him to? It's his business? Enjoy the creaking door.)

> Dante keeps stealing my shampoo and conditioner, and has the nerve to lie to me about it. I can smell it, Dante.

*carpet list continues*

[clingyduoapologist]

AC1 haters are so funny because they’re always like “it’s so poorly designed! Why is it so repetitive!!” Like huh I wonder if the ruthless structured efficiency with which we’re expected to carry out our assassinations has anything to do with any Lessons Altair learns over the course of the game 🤔🤔🤔