#tonks is trans

[skitterstan]

Hi there :) if you liked my satirical article about how tonks is definitely transgender, you should think about donating to my gofundme

When I published it, someone paid a lot of money to hide it from the google search results. I really hope jkr read it and got very angry.

If u wanna make jkr angry help me get a pussy.

Ily

[contrarywiseizybel]

Kinktober 2022

Day 12: Nymphadora Tonks/Hermione Granger (anonymous sex)

Apparently this is the chapter where my snippiness at JK finally gets through. Anyway Tonks is trans, Remus and Sirius are big gay, Dumbledore is a homophobic homosexual, and only one of those things is related to this fill. No I will not take any criticism.

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Technically, she was supposed to be watching out for Harry’s muggle relatives. And really, she knew it was important, that the rude muggles might eventually lure some Death Eaters into attacking or thinking Harry was still at the house. She absolutely knew that.

But it was so boring!

Number 3 Privet Drive was a great vantage point to monitor the Dursleys but Tonks wasn’t allowed to decorate or play music or even walk about the neighborhood. And she was usually paired up with Doge who was the worst! Always blathering on about how great it was to work for THE Albus Dumbledore, and what an honor it was to watch over young Harry Potter, THE boy-who-lived himself, and would she liked to hear about the time he met THE Celestina Warbeck who had been flattered that a fan recognized her at her local coffee shop.

Tonks was tempted to defect to the Death Eaters from Doge alone.

But finally, blessedly, she was given a new partner who wouldn’t make her want to slam her head against a wall. Mundungus was not even slightly trustworthy, but at least he was fun. Their shifts together were usually full of lewd stories and listening to games on the wireless and making fun of Harry’s relatives. Harry himself had given his blessing for the last one, only asking for the more choice insults in return.

And sure, Dung had a habit of wandering from his post, and for stealing the snacks left behind by other Order members, and for hiding less than legal items in the closets of their spy house. But also, he was a sucker for a bet and at the very least would keep his word if it meant clearing a debt. And after a whole summer of sports betting and drinking challenges, Tonks was ready to cash in.

A whole night off, Dung promising to both cover for her if anyone popped by and agreeing to stay put, for once. And with that promise Tonks was free to sneak out and actually enjoy herself!

Now if only she knew what to do with that night.

It took some pondering, but Tonks eventually decided to hunt down the muggle club Hermione had recommended for Bill’s stag night. Everyone had been shocked that Hermione even knew what a night club was until she revealed it shared a wall with one of her favorite book stores.

While she knew it was highly unlikely Order members would be at a muggle club, Tonks wasn’t just a pretty face (if that was the shape she wanted for the day). Getting cocky got people in trouble, and she would do anything to avoid Moody reading her the riot act. So she ditched all of her favorite forms, making a completely new on in the bathroom of a muggle coffee shop.

Tonks eventually settled on a smooth, porcelain white face, clear of wrinkles or blemishes save two freckles under her left eye. Her hair retracted, turning cotton candy pink as it settled into a perky bob cut. The hardest part was her eyes. She could never settle on one color, rotating through blue and green and brown and black until she gave up and left them the normal boring mud water brown she had been born with.

Clubs were dark, no one would really be looking at her eye color.

Time to hit the club!

It didn’t take long for Tonks to decide this was the best decision she had ever made. The music was so loud, reverberating through her bones and leaving the ends of her fingers tingling. The press of warm bodies was a comfort instead of an irritant, like a blanket holding her close and safe. A crowd all moving as though they shared one heartbeat, bouncing and gyrating and just living.

Merlin but muggles were fun.

It took forever to get across the dance floor to the bar, constantly distracted by wandering fingers or excited cheers. By the time she emerged from the crowd sweat had gathered on her brow and her temporary face was red from the heat and excitement. Muggles were fun but they also had so much energy! Tonks’ magic was thumbing under her skin and even that didn’t feel like it was enough to keep up with everything around her. How did muggles do it?

Once seated at the bar, closer to a mirrored wall and out of the way for those rushing by, Tonks gasped for air between cheery laughter. Her laughter must have been contagious because the young, and obviously drunk, man sitting next to her began laughing too, waving a hand apologetically when she caught him.

“Sorry, just, love the energy. Love this energy.” He tapped the bar’s surface with one finger and without asking the bartender replaced his drink, a shockingly blue contraption that Tonks filed away for later. Her hair would look amazing in that shade. “Just, been a good night, you know?”

“Why’zat?” Tonks asked, putting in her own order for whatever the man was having. Wouldn’t do to have them realize she didn’t know the name of a single muggle cocktail.

The man in question looked around, as though checking for eavesdroppers, before leaning a little closer. This near she could smell that he reeked of sweat and sex, but not enough that she pulled back. “Finally got a bite at the old watering hole, you know?”

She absolutely did not know.

Her confusion must have been evident as the man, who must have been quite a few sheets to the wind given his unsteady wobble. But he seemed delighted and wasn’t close enough that she wanted to punch him so she’d at least hear what he was on about.

“There’s a...there’s a hole, between the gents and the ladies,” He actually giggled, hand flapping around as though to shush her, despite the fact that she hadn’t said anything. “Sometimes, if you put your, hahaha, if you put yourself out there, you know? Sometimes you’ll get a bite.”

He sobered for a half second, looking horrified at his own metaphor.

“Not a bite. Don’t bite people’s dicks. It’s rude.”

Tonks couldn’t help her delighted laugh, sending him back into a fit of giggles that threatened to tip them both off their seats.

For the next hour she chatted with her new drunk friend, a trust fund baby who hated his dad’s new girlfriend and was determined to spend all his dad’s money before she could get any of it. Tonks did her share, drinking away as many pounds as she could and egging the young man into buying rounds for everyone at the bar, then everyone with red hair, then everyone who could roll their tongue. By the time her bladder caught her attention, Tonks was well and truly pissed.

She stumbled away into the crowd, figuring she’d find her new friend again soon. Or she wouldn’t. But she absolutely was going to find a bathroom soon. She almost fell into two girls making out in a darkened stairwell and did bump into a stunningly gorgeous drag queen who had been kind enough to spin her in the right direction. And finally she arrived at the bathrooms, only to realize she had no idea which one to use.

Metamorphmagi, like herself, weren’t well understood by the magical community. It didn’t help that there were very few of them left, The blood trait had been dying out even before Grindelwald’s campaign, and neither of her parents even knew from who’s side of the family her gift had come from. She had met all of three others in her life and they had all agreed that Metamophmagi had one true form. Their real shape and body, that they were born to and that they would eventually die in.

And Tonk’s true form just happened to have a cock.

But Proteus Edward Tonks had only lasted for a few years before demanding her parents find a better, more fitting name for their daughter. If only she had known then that her mother would pick something as silly as Nymphadora.

Normally this didn’t matter. Wizards, once out of school, tended to just have single person loos. Much easier to fit multiple bathrooms in a space that had been expanded by magic. And muggles, despite the horror stories her pureblood classmates had spread, didn’t go around looking at other people’s junk when using the shared space. So really for Tonks it was a matter of if she want to use the ladies, which despite stereotypes was often way grosser then the alternative, or if she wanted to use the gents, if only to take advantage of the urinals.

As she was pondering a very intoxicated wave of girls on their hen night pushed into the ladies room, all shrieking with delight.

“Decision made,” she said to herself, turning towards the men’s room.

Inside was just as dirty as she imagined the other restroom, though in a night club what could she expect. It was also busier than she expected, with the only opening in the stall at the very back of the room. She made her way over there, no one giving her a second, or even a first, look.

The stall was slightly cleaner that Tonks expected, but even then she slipped her wand out of her shoe to do a quick cleaning spell. Not too much, so the muggles wouldn’t notice. Although the slight purple tint her spell left behind was probably noticeable. Must be why her mom warned her to never cast when drunk.

Her business didn’t take long, nor the cleaning spell she cast on herself to clear away the grit and grime of a night out. The background noise of chatting and running water was almost lost to the thrumming beat that echoed through every inch of the club, and for a moment Tonks let herself just exist.

But that moment ended, a small movement waking her Auror training and having her wand directed at whatever it was that had caught her attention. But there wasn’t anything there, except for a hole that looked like it had been carved into the wall and lined with silver duct tape.

“Oh,” she whispered, the sound lost to the noise around her. “Found the watering hole.”

It didn’t look like much and she wasn’t even sure what had caught her attention until she saw another flutter of movement, the shadows shifting just so.

Someone was over there.

Her face was bright red, and for once it had nothing to do with her shapeshifting. She shouldn’t. She couldn’t. There was no way.

But also, she was Nymphadora Tonks. Of course she was going to take the chance.

With her wand returned to its holster in her boot, Tonks moved a little closer so whoever it was could see what she was intending. She could just barely see dark skin and a pretty brown eye. Whoever it was didn’t move, not when Tonks got closer, and not when she lowered her tight pants. Being drunk made it harder to hold onto her shifted form, so her cock was already formed and already hardening. Whoever it was didn’t flee, so with a giggle and sway Tonk pushed her dick through the hole.

It was a singularly bizarre sensation, followed by a small gasp she could only hear because she was straining for it. Whoever waited on the other side of that wall took a moment, just enough to make Tonks worried, before the softest hand she had ever felt wrapped around her erection.

The hand stroked, too light to be anything but teasing, but too firm for her to ignore. The tip of a tongue played with her foreskin, pushing it back while pulling the head into a warm mouth. She could tell her mystery friend wasn’t any kind of professional, too often hesitating or squeezing just a little too tight. But they were enthusiastic and also seemed to be listening closely for the noises Tonks made. Each one must have been mentally cataloged and whatever caused the noise would soon be repeated.

A quick study indeed.

Tonks wished desperately she had something to hold onto, stuck instead running her nails down the tiled wall. She could feel her small testicles tensing and suddenly wished they could be part of this little adventure. Maybe a bigger hole next time?

‘Wait,’ her drunk mind supplied, ‘what next time?’

The realization made her more determined to enjoy herself, and as best she couldn’t without hurting herself, Tonks thrusted her hips back and forth with obvious need. The mouth widened, allowing Tonks to set the pace. Her wand seemed to burn by her thigh and she wanted nothing more than to destroy the wall between them. Whoever it was Tonks wanted to throw them across their own dirty stall and fuck them until the sun rose.

That glorious thought, and teeth grazing as light as possible across her cock, undid Tonks. Her hips stuttered, even as she tried to continue moving through her orgasm. The cruel and wonderful mouth continued suckling, cleaning away her cum and Tonks imagined for a moment that some had landed on her mysterious friend’s face. On their mouth.

She adored that image.

“Wait, don’t go yet.” She whispered, reaching into her pocket. “I don’t this isn’t like a sex worker thing, but like, have a drink on me, yeah?”

Tonks slid the heavy coin through the hole and from the other side she heard a startled gasp.

“You’re a wizard?”

Oh. She must have grabbed a galleon on instinct.

Shit.

Before she could even move her new friend had disappeared, and while Tonks was shocked by the reaction, she was a little pleased to notice they had taken the galleon.

Now much more sober than when she first entered the rest room, Tonks waved her cleaning spell once again, not wanting to reek upon emerging. She wondered, ever so briefly, if she would be able to spot the other, now that she knew another wizen was partying in a muggle club.

Oh, she really hoped it wasn’t a Death Eater.

But it didn’t look like anyone dangerous was in the club. The hen party from before seemed to have met up with another group, the brides sharing pictures of their wedding plans while the bridesmaids were buying shots. Her drunk friend from earlier was still at the bar, though he seemed to have fallen asleep, head tilted back and all but challenging gravity to knock him off his stool.

And there, talking to a bartender, was a cloud of messy brown hair that she would recognize anywhere.

“Wotcher.” Tonks purred, standing at Hermione’s back and inhaling deeply. She smelt of rich coconut oil and sweat, a combination that surprisingly worked for Tonks. “Buy me a drink? I seem to only have galleons on me.”

Hermione turned, even as the bartender approached with her drink, and studied Tonks intensely. Her beautiful brown eyes seemed to be narrowed in deep though, her bruised lips thinning and sweat forming on her dark brow. “Tonks?”

“’ello love. Join me for a pint?”

Hermione really was brilliant, probably going through every possible scenario in the time it took the bartender to reach them. With a small smirk she nodded, glancing over one shoulder to order Tonks a drink. And when she turned back Tonks noticed a white smear at the corner of Hermione’s lips.

So of course Tonks had to kiss Hermione, tasting herself on the most beautiful and the most talented lips she had ever encountered. And after a moment, blessedly, Hermione kissed back, that familiar mouth wrecking her own.

“I’d love a pint.” Hermione said, grinning wildly. And Tonks couldn’t help but mirror her devious joy.

[shanastoryteller]

Happy holidays! Can I get some trans tonks scene from siat?

There's something off with her potion.

Tonks is no potions master, but she's been taking these things for over a decade. She floos her apothecary, but all she gets is a harried apothecarist's apprentice who confirms her prescription and then ends the call.

Maybe they just adjusted the ingredients or something. Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong. She's never had any issues before.

But there's a first time for everything. And being selectively cautious is literally in her job description.

She only knows the one potions master. At least this is happening in the summer, when he's marginally better tempered.

"What do you want?" Severus snaps from his place hunched over his desk. He doesn't look towards the fireplace, but Tonks is sort of touched that he answered at all.

"I think there's maybe something off with my hormone potion."

That gets his attention for a moment, but he just scowls and looks back down. "Talk to your apothecarist."

"The apprentice seemed a little distracted," she answers.

He sighs, glaring at her like she's the loudest first year in his class. It hadn't worked then and it certainly doesn't now. "Fine. Come through."

She pulls her head back, then stands up and steps through the floo. It pops her out in Severus's office and she only stumbled a little before handing over the box of vials.

He lifts one, shakes it, then frowns. He uncorks to take a sniff and his eyebrows push together. Finally, he taps a drop of it onto his finger, then sticks it in his mouth.

"Well?" she asks, trying not to sound impatient because she knows exactly how far that gets her.

"You're right, this is a blood thinner at best," he says, just as irritated as before but now it's directed at her potions rather than her. "Are you on the same dosage you were when you graduated?"

"Yes," she answers, "how did - blood thinners aren't even that color!"

He snorts. "I doubt it was done on purpose. It looks like white clover was used instead of red. Stay here."

Tonks considers pointing out that she's not a student anymore and he can't just order her around, but she did come to him for help so maybe he can.

She's still working through the debate when he comes back and shoves a bag into her hand. "Here. I'll tell the Potions Masters Board to inspect your normal apothecary. Get your potions directly from St. Mungo's until they've been cleared. Go away now."

"I don't want to get anyone in trouble," she protests, opening the bag and seeing a full quarter's supply. "I can't take all this! Aren't there students who need it?"

"You didn't get anyone in trouble. Incompetent people get themselves in trouble with no help from anyone else. And yes, but in case you've forgotten the reason you came here in the first place, I'm a potions master. I'll make more. Go away now."

"Thank you," she says sincerely, clutching the bag to her chest.

He rolls his eyes and sits back at his desk, pulling out a fresh sheet of paper and pointedly ignoring her.

She sticks her tongue out at his bent head and goes back over to the fireplace. She has one foot in the flames when he says, "Ten points from Hufflepuff for your cheek, Miss Tonks."

Laughing while traveling by floo is ill advised. All she gets is a mouthful of ash for her trouble.

[boredbook]

im back on my "Tonks & Remus as wlw & mlm solidarity" thought train. Remus as the always tired art professor and Tonks as his TA (& favorite student even tho he denies it constantly). they are besties. the first time someone assumes they're dating Remus gags and Tonks literally threatens them and Remus has to be like "uh no dont threaten people with witnesses??? im not bailing ur sorry gay ass outta jail". People assume from Tonks's eccentric outfits that she would take her coffee very sugary but no, she drinks plain dark coffee and actually enjoys how bitter it is. Remus is dependent on sweet herbal teas. If he orders coffee check to make sure he isnt needed in a hospital. Now this might make you think "oh hes the responsible one of the 2" no that bitch is as chaotic as her, he just has chronic pain and doesnt have the fucks to give. the only people who can keep those 2 in line is : Minerva McGonagall, Andromeda Tonks, Hope Lupin, Effie & Monty Potter, Lily Evans, and Marlene Mckinnon (Tonks looks up to Marlene & Remus respects Marls so much for drop kicking a man in a bar for being a dick)

[hxuse-xf-black]

Evan whenever the Blacks drag him into their bullshit:

Sirius and Andromeda, drunk off their asses:

Inviting Pettigrew to join the Order:

Narcissa, tired of Regulus & Bellatrix's shenanigans:

Regulus:

Regulus, watching his life go to shit:

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

It was weird seeing Andromeda again. Sirius remembered her as a giggling teenage girl. Bella, Cissy and her used to only care about parties, makeup and boys. Sirius had found them annoying most of the time. It had been fun to prank them with Reggie.

Andromeda was always Bella’s shadow. She was calm, and shy and never said anything important. Sirius was chaotic and a rebel. They didn't have anything in common.

That was until Andromeda ran away three years ago. It was surprising to Sirius that Andromeda would do something like that. He had expected something from Bella who was scary and strong, or even Cissy with her drama and obsession with her stupid boyfriend. But not from Andromeda.

She left Rodolphus Lestrange on the altar and ran away with a random bloke. Sirius had thought at the time that it was cool. He admired anything that opposed The Black Family. But he didn't understand what it had meant for Andromeda. The sacrifice she had made. Everything she went through.

Andromeda was a mature woman now. She seemed more confident and happy. And she gave Sirius the wise aurea that Alphard used to give him. She was quick in making conversation with Reggie and him. And she looked so comfortable with Ted. But there was sadness in her eyes sometimes. Something like longing.

Ted was a cool lad. Musician, a rock fan. He had a childish spirit that reminded Sirius of James and he was so much open than Andy. And it was clear that he loved her.

It was lovely to see how they looked at each other, how they held hands everytime they sat down.

Ted and Andromeda were also expecting a baby. And the news made them practically glow. Andromeda touched her belly every two seconds. And Ted looked at her with adoration.

They were truly in love. And now Sirius was understanding Andy's decision. He might be in love too.

Alphard's death had got him sentimental. The hypocrisy of the people at his funeral made Sirius sick, so he dragged Regulus to see Andromeda. He has been thinking a lot about her lately.

Andromeda cried when she heard the news about Alphard's death. Apparently nobody had told her about it. She wasn't invited to the funeral of course. But she wasn't resentful with her cousins. Her and Ted were being pretty nice.

"Tea, Anyone?" Andromeda asked as Ted finished telling them a funny story "I bet you are cold and hungry"

"Let me take care of it, love" Ted said as soon as Andromeda stood up. She seemed to be struggling with her big belly. She was 7 months pregnant.

"Don't worry, love" Andromeda smiled at him "Sirius can help me" she winked at him "In the meantime, you can show Regulus your toys downstairs... Did I tell you he is a musician as well?"

"Are you, mate?" Ted asked excitedly.

Regulus cleared his throat uncomfortably. "I used to play the piano"

Reggie used to love playing the piano when he was a kid. Sirius had lessons as well. But he got easily bored. While Regulus had daily practices that irritated Sirius. But he was constant. And he quickly became an expert. Regulus didn't play anymore. Sirius hadn't asked him why.

"That's cool" Ted smiled standing up "I have an electric piano downstairs... I know it's not the same, but you can show me how good you are"

"Oh Reggie is really good" Sirius smiled.

"Didn't he used to compose his own tunes?" Andromeda added.

"Yes"

"Wow, did you?"

Regulus blushed. He hated being the center of attention.

"I wrote some of my band's songs" Ted added "Maybe we can compose something together"

"I am a bit rusted..."

But Ted was already dragging him to his feet.

"Let's go, mate"

Regulus didn't have time to protest because Ted was already dragging him. Sirius smiled at his brother's expression.

Andromeda was already at the kitchen's door.

"Come on, Sirius"

"Yes ma'am" Sirius stood up and walked after her.

******

As Andromeda prepared tea, Sirius was assigned the job of putting the biscuits and sandwiches in a large plate. He was even taking his job seriously, making a colorful pattern.

Sirius and Andromeda were mostly silent as they worked. Sirius only answered a few questions about Hogwarts and teachers and how much things had changed. But there was mostly music that the boys were playing downstairs.

Sirius wanted to ask Andy so many things and he didn't know where to start.

Sirius could feel Andromeda's eyes on him.

"I heard you ran away..." she said, which made Sirius freeze "Something happened this summer?"

"Where did you hear that?"

"Uncle Alphard used to write to me..." Andy sighed "Keeping me updated with things about the family..."

Losing Alphard hurt. But Sirius couldn't make himself cry yet.

"He was worried about you but he couldn't come back from Rome to help you..."

"Did you know about him?" Sirius interrupted "About his parties... And his lovers?"

It had been after Alphard's death that people discovered his secret life. He hadn't told anyone. Not even Sirius.

The slurs and insults people at the funeral were whispering about Alphard for having men lovers, was still ringing through Sirius' ears. He didn't want to be called that as well.

"No, Sirius..." Andromeda answered carefully "I think nobody knew"

Sirius didn't answer. He knew people were connecting the dots. For his close relationship with his Uncle. And what had happened that summer. Sirius didn't know how much Andromeda knew. But based on the way she was looking at him, she suspected something.

Sirius felt embarrassed. Everything he had been doing with Remus. What he felt for him. It was all too embarrassing. Even though no one knew about Remus. Only Regulus. Sirius had felt Regulus' eyes on him the whole time. And that suffocated him enough to ran away from the ceremony.

"Sirius... Are you okay?" Andromeda asked "Do you want to talk about what happened this summer?"

"I am not like him!" Sirius yelled hitting the counter and making all the food lose its order.

Andromeda looked at him with concern.

"What do you mean?"

"I am not gay" Sirius spat.

What he felt for Remus didn't have to define his life. It didn't work that way. Sirius wasn't sure of anything.

"I didn't say you were" Andromeda raised an eyebrow. She sighed, placing a hand on Sirius' shoulder "I was just saying that if you feel like you want to live your life apart from The Family, it is fine. I did the same"

Sirius tried to relax. She was trying to be nice.

"I am The Heir" Sirius whispered.

He acted like he was a rebel that wouldn't hesitate on leaving his responsabilty behind and would give up to his inheritance. But Sirius was actually scared. That summer, he had decided that he didn't want to see his family anymore. But now he was back for Alphard's funeral. And everyone still treated him as The Heir. Someone that would grow up from his immature self and would become in what they wanted. Orion had told him he expected great things from him.

"You don't have to be, Sirius" Andromeda said "Are you coming back to Grimmauld Place?"

Sirius looked at her.

"What?"

"Regulus said it was one of your shows to piss everyone off again and that you eventually will come back"

Sirius snorted with disbelief.

"That tosser said that?" he shook his head angryly.

Andromeda smiled sympathetically.

"Of course, it is your choice at the end of the day" the water boiled and Andromeda took care of that but she continued speaking "When I left with Ted, I was terrified... I wasn't a rebel as you... But eventually I figured out it was the best decision...." Andy served the tea "I would've been miserable marrying Rod and having the life they wanted me to have"

"And you were in love with Ted?" Sirius asked.

"So in love" Andromeda smiled "I have to admit that that love made do crazy things I would've never imagined doing... But it was worthy"

"Yeah..."

Sirius thought of Remus. Would he be able to do that for him?

Andromeda giggled, taking Sirius out of his thoughts.

"Who is she?"

"What?"

"The girl that you've fallen for..."

Sirius felt shivers down his spine.

"How did you..." No. He couldn't finish that sentence.

"Wow... Someone finally won Sirius Black's heart" Andromeda laughed "I bet she is not someone The Black Family would approve, right?"

God... Sirius desperately wanted to share this with Andy. Perhaps he would have done that with Alphard if he was still alive. Andromeda could understand....

"He definitely isn't..." Sirius whispered, giving his attention to the biscuits again.

"Oh!" Andromeda exclaimed "I thought you say you weren't gay?"

She didn't sound disgusted. Like the rest of the family.

"I'm not!" Sirius spat. Andy raised an eyebrow "I don't what I am" he sighed.

Andromeda smiled.

"Oh Sirius..." she hugged him. Sirius was surprised "It's okay... Who is he, then?"

Sirius blushed. But he was more relaxed for Andromeda's good reaction.

"Why do you want to know?"

"I'm curious!" Andromeda shrugged as she laughed "At least tell me his name"

Sirius smiled, still with his cheeks on fire.

"Do you remember Rosie?"

"The girl you used to have a crush on when you were a kid?"

Why did everyone keep saying that?

"I didn't..." Sirius sighed "His name is Remus now"

Remus.... His Moony...

"Oh" Andromeda nodded

"It's called transgender..."

"I know..." Andromeda chuckled "My friend Tammy is trans"

"Oh!" Sirius felt like an idiot. Being raised as a Black didn't precisely taught them those things. Perhaps Andromeda had learned lots of things with Ted.

Andromeda was smiling.

"That's lovely, Sirius" she said "You used to adore each other when you were kids"

Sirius found himself smiling at that thought. Remus and him used to be very close. They spent each minute of the day together. And they talked through walkie talkies at night until they fell asleep. Perhaps he had loved Remus since the first day they met. He just didn't know.

"Do you love him?" Andromeda asked with a smile.

"He makes me really happy" Sirius sighed "I feel so comfortable with him. But at the same time my heart is going to jump of my chest everytime he is around.... I like kissing and hugging him and touching his soft hair. I love the way he knows me like anybody else. I like his fierce but also his calmness. I like the way he puts me in my place when he needs to. I like the way he sees me. I love when he stares like I am the most precious thing but also like I am not just a pretty face. I love how good we are together... I don't know, I've never felt this way about anyone"

There were so much more things to say about Remus. But sometimes these feelings were difficult to explain. Sirius felt so many things. Most of them beautiful but many scary. .

"I am kind of terrified really"

And it was the first time, Sirius had said all of this out loud. He had been trying to fight against his feelings, tried to hide them away and act like it wasn't a big deal.

He didn't know why he had confessed all of this to Andromeda. Maybe because she understood, she felt the same for Ted.

Andromeda smiled "I get it" she said "I used to fight a lot with what I felt for Ted. I knew I wasn't supposed to fancy someone like him. But he made me really happy as well... As time passed, those feelings were so strong I just couldn't hide them.... Honestly, I didn't do a bad thing, I just fell in love" she sighed with tears in her eyes.

"I am sorry The Family was shitty to you" Sirius admitted "I am sorry I didn't do more... I should've written to you, taken your side..." he shook his head "They didn't let me... But I had to try..."

Andromeda squeezed his hand.

"It's okay, Sirius" she smiled "You are here now, aren't you? And I see you are no longer a boy... But a man"

Sirius tried to blink the tears away.

"Don't fight over your feelings for Remus" she added "Just let yourself feel"

Sirius shook his head "I am a mess... I am only going to fuck it up"

"I made Ted go through so much because of my family..." Andromeda said with a sad expression "It wasn't fair to him. But at least it was worthy. And he loved me so much to go through that. And accept every bit of me, even my wicked family..."

Sirius nodded. But it wasn't only his family. Sirius just didn't like himself so much. Sometimes his recklessness and temper scared him. He had made Remus go through so much already...

But he had to admit, it felt nice to find someone with just a similar experience. And to have Andromeda back in his life.

"I tell you, mate" Ted was saying as he and Regulus appeared at the door "You have a natural talent... You are so good... I would love you to be in my band"

"Reggie, a Rockstar?" Sirius asked, adopting his goofy self again "I don't see it"

That made Ted and Andromeda laugh. Regulus rolled his eyes.

"Not my type of vibe" he said "But thanks"

"Okay" Ted shrugged "But you shouldn't waist your talent. You should play again"

"I'll think about it"

Sirius saw Regulus considering it. That made him happy.

"Tea is ready..." Andromeda announced "Help me get all of this to the table" she said as he gave Ted a kiss on the cheek.

"Yeah sure"

As Ted and Reggie helped, Andromeda gave Sirius a smile and a wink. He smiled back.

It had felt nice to talk to his cousin again. They hadn't been particularly close before. But now they could be closer than ever. Alphard might have been gone, but between Regulus and Andromeda, Sirius still felt like he had a family.

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JKR Writing Fleur Delacour: So this french bird is super sexy but she's also incredibly shallow and vain and snooty, y'know how the French are. She's high fem which is a bad thing, tomboys are the best. She's also just incredibly annoying and full of herself. Constantly making herself the centre of attention even though nobody likes her and they call her phlegm behind her back. Hilarious, right?

90% of Fanfics when Writing Fleur Delacour: At first she comes off as entitled & full of herself, but as time goes on it's clear she's actually incredibly kind, compassionate and loyal. She also has a keen sense of matters of the heart. For the younger characters she takes on the role of a wise older sister. She's loyal and nurturing and and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. She is from a noble matriarchal race of fierce warriors and will fight tooth and nail to defend what is hers.

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Marauders Masterlist

hi! welcome to my Marauders masterlist. here you can find all of my Marauders related works :)

(all of my wips are in green, and my smutty fics have an * beside them)

you can find my general masterlist here, and you can also find all of my fics and more on ao3 and wattpad :)

request some marauders content for me? :)

multichaps:

Every Moon Needs Its Star wolfstar angst - remus has loved sirius his whole life and longer - 8.5k

one shots:

Alright trans reggie and gender fluid sirius cut regulus' hair together after he gets kicked out by their parents - jegulus at the end

Love Letters sirius and remus are cleaning out regulus’ old room when they find some love letters signed by 'his sun'

Little Love second year jegulus meet cute + wolfstar fluff + codependent ultra besties sirius and james :)

Pasta! drunk james and sirius decide to make pasta + side wolfstar + side jeggy

You And Me Forever sirius nervously comes out to james and james confesses he’s the same + romantic prongsfoot

Love? lily finds james distraught on their bucks and henz nights confused with his polly feelings for sirius as well as lily + jilypad fluff

It Ain’t Called A Glory Hole For Nothin* sirius and james both use the campus glory hole without realising that sirius is blowing james aka his best friend aka the guy he’s into - porn with a plot

Why Won’t You Kiss Me? remus helplessly pining over sirius like a lovesick fool when tucking him into bed drunk - super fluffy wolfstar

Double Vision sirius’ makeover ends up looking exactly like barty which causes james to not realise sirius is there when his glasses break and needs his boyfriend to fix them - sirius finds out about jegulus fluff and drama

Kleptomaniac Regulus feels that he’ll never be enough for anyone after James chooses Sirius over himself until he finds out he’s always been Barty’s main priority - angsty bartylus

Chatterbox Sirius only gets spontaneously kissed when his flings are trying to shut up his annoying rambling until James comes along and changes everything - prongsfoot first kiss fluff with minor angst

Between The Lines Remus loves to read and Sirius loves to watch Remus read, they trade books back and forth and Sirius finds Remus leaves little stars in the margins of all the romance books - wolfstar fluff - getting together

Defiance & Desire* sirius is determined to do as many things as possible that he knows would piss off his parents if they ever happened to find out, and thanks to James’ very intentional suggestion, one of those things is Moony - wolfstar pwp + getting together

Fight & Make Up Marlene and Mary get into a massive fight over her and Sirius’ relationship, turns out, Marlene’s a very jealous person - light MARYLENE angst with a happy ending! - lowkey they’re a little toxic but we love them anyway

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Snippet: the Marauders (+ Regulus) taking care of Nymphadora.

When Andromeda leaves them with her baby for a whole day, no one could have predicted it would be such a disaster.

Everyone think Sirius is going to be the good one with children because he is Sirius, but he just panics. Sirius picks up the child really happy but the moment the baby cries, he is out.

Part of it is because he is scared he will fuck up children the way his parents did with him.

"Moony" he yelps watching the baby cry in his arms, "help".

Remus, who doesn't want to get near children because he thinks they will get scared of him, has to pick the baby up.

Remus can and will keep the baby for as long as you let him, but only if she's sleeping. He just finds it relaxing. However, babies are not that much of a problem. Not like toddlers, whatsoever. Toddlers fear Remus because of his scars and it doesn't how many times Sirius tells him he is really sexy and perfect with the scars, Remus still wishes he didn't have them, that he was normal.

"Why do you always do the same?" Remus scoffs passing the baby to James.

James is naturally good with children, they just love him. He is, however, scared to death of not knowing how to help the kid. He is okay with normal cries (like when they are tired or need to eat), but if the kid gets hurt he starts the panic and can't think of anything.

Peter is strangly good at getting children to sleep (not so much with babies because he hates to idea of smelling poop or changing a diaper). He loves to tell scary stories to them and the rest look impressed because how can he make children laugh while telling the plot of Chucky? They don't question him because if it works, it works. Peter is also the one the propose the craziest and most complicated games someone could ever imagine. James and Sirius are fast to jump in, listening to the rules of whatever game Peter is playing with the children.

Nymphadora is only over a year so Peter can't do much apart from helping heating the bottles or preparing the bath, but he is more than okay with it.

The most surprising is Regulus. At least for most of them. James knew that Regulus could be soft and sweet, but he didn't know Regulus was able to smile so much until a one-year-old was given to him.

"Stop looking at me like I'm going to drop the baby" he snaps at Remus, Peter and James after they have been staring for a good three minutes.

"We are..." Peter starts, not sure on how to continue.

"Surprised" finishes Remus quickly, looking at how lost Peter looked.

"Fuck, you look good" James mumbles, hearts coming out of his eyes. "Can't wait until it's our children you're carrying"

"Potter" Regulus threatens, a little smile on his lips.

Peter and Sirius make a sign like they are gagging, but Remus just observes them with a raised brow.

"How are you so good with children and Sirius is so bad with them?" he asks after a moment.

Because Regulus has had the baby for almost an hour and it had only cried once (she was hungry and Regulus was quick to give her a bottle, calming the baby instantly).

The question made Regulus go rigid: his knuckles turning white, his jaw clenched and his eyes dark with something Remus couldn't decipher.

"You have to be if you are the one to carry the next heir of the noble and most ancient house of Black" he spats, like it's a learnt discourse.

"Why would you be...?" starts Peter, not getting it.

"Because I have a vagina, Peter" a silent falls on all of them before Regulus sighs. "Sorry, that was rude. I didn't mean to snap at you"

The baby squirms between Regulus' arms, but he is fast to calm her down again.

"It's good" Peter waves his hand like it's nothing. "I just didn't know you have a vagina"

"He does"

And James can feel the blush on all his face while Sirius sends him a killer look because they had answered at the same time. And okay, Sirius is okay with them dating but he don't need the reminder that his best friend his shagging his little brother.

Regulus ignores them, answering people instead.

"Yeah. That's why it was such a problem when Sirius ran away, my parents didn't want me as head of the family" he explains calm, like it's not a traumatic moment of his life. "Now they can't get a heir out of me since I'm with a blood traitor. Right, Dora?" he asks the baby with a voice a few pitches higher like she could understand him.

Remus looks at Regulus worried. How could Regulus say those things so easily? Like it wasn't his whole life being controlled or taken away because of who he loves? Then again, the Black brothers were made of something else because Sirius was looking at his little brother trying not to laugh while Regulus kept spilling trauma to the baby on a high pitch voice. James looks as enamoured as always because that boy is a lost cause. Peter is the only other sane, looking at them scared before connecting his gaze with Remus.

They definitely aren't going to last a whole day.

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The Thing About Remus Lupin Being Queercoded (And How Bizarre it is in Hindsight that JK Rowling Ever Wrote Him)

I loved Remus Lupin as an undiagnosed Neurodivergent and unrealized queer kid. Not only was he the most competent Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in the Harry Potter series, but genuinely cared about his pupils and was committed to their safety and education.

I remember being very comforted as a little anxious kid by watching the scene where he taught the class on how to face their fears through a boggart or privately teaching Harry how to use the Patronus.

He was an example of a genuinely good and helpful teacher, which I didn’t have in abundance throughout my K-12 education.

What I find extremely bizarre is that Remus Lupin had an explicitly queer allegory in his character, that JK Rowling retconned and killed off. Seeing her true colors and her politics, what was to be expected?

One thing that Rowling explicitly stated that ties Lupin to queerness is the lycanthropy. Werewolves, vampires, etc have had a queer history before Harry Potter, but in Rowling’s universe lycanthropy was a metaphor for the HIV/AIDS virus.

Lycanthropy is an incurable magical condition which causes the sufferer to turn into a uncontrollable violent wolf monster during a full moon. It can be alleviated with a Wolfsbane potion, much like the early cocktails of pills in the 80’s and 90’s were the first medication to prevent the worsening of HIV/AIDS.

The problem is how Remus contracted lycanthropy. The only other known lycanthrope in the series, Fenrir Greyback, intentionally infected Remus Lupin as a child. Fenrir explicitly enjoys preying on children and infecting as many people as he can with lycanthropy.

Explicitly linking HIV/AIDS as a metaphor for lycanthropy, and the only lycanthropes in the series is a literal child predator intentionally spreading magic HIV/AIDS and his victim, is extremely disgusting, thoughtless and poor taste- especially since gay/bisexual men being demonized as diseased sexual predators in the media.

The Prisoner of Azkaban came out in 1997, and Sorcerer’s Stone came out 2 years prior. HIV/AIDS was (and still is) a big issue in the LGBT+ community. Our community lost so many people and we will probably never shake off the stigma HIV/AIDS left on us, I honestly don’t expect it in my lifetime. Rowling couldn’t possibly not have known all of this, but intentionally used lycanthropy as an allegory for HIV/AIDS.

And the consequence of Remus Lupin being outed as a werewolf was being removed from his teaching position at Hogwarts, because parents complained that he would be a threat to their kids- despite most of Lupin’s students loving him, and had it not been for the events in Prisoner of Azkaban, his lycanthropy would still have been a decades long, well guarded Hogwarts secret.

How is this not parallel to the concern of kids having gay/lesbian teachers (closeted or not) that started in the what, the 50’s? And continues under a new scapegoat, that being openly transgender educators? Openly or not, transgender people being anywhere near children? But what would JK Rowling care, right?

Other evidence that the early Harry Potter fandom had in their arsenal that proved Lupin’s queerness was that he was a bachelor and seemed to have chemistry with another bachelor, being his childhood friend Sirius Black. Apparently, even the actors on set of the movies intentionally portrayed them as such.

Rowling did not appreciate constructive criticism, fans theories, attention to canonical details that she wrote that she had forgotten, or attention to plot holes. For whatever reason, she randomly stuck Remus with Tonks at the tail end of the books, having them get married and have a son in the middle of a war.

They never seemed to have any chemistry prior to this random last minute pairing. What I also find insidious in hindsight was that before Tonks got with Lupin, she was a pretty beloved character for her gender fluidity, having been born as a rare shape shifting Metamorphmagus. She was very spunky, independent, and expressed herself with alternative hair styles that would still make a few people clutch their pearls. She also rejected stereotypical womanhood, and explicitly preferred being referred to her surname “Tonks” instead of her birth name “Nymphadora” or “Dora” for short. But after she gets with Lupin and has Teddy, these traits are all erased.

And then they die, for no reason other than shock and to traumatize their child that doesn’t matter to the plot, because they were originally supposed to survive the ending.

I just find it really odd that Rowling decided to put the two most headcannoned queer characters in her books, who have historically “queer” magical abilities like the lycanthropic and shape shifting characteristics, and forced them into what she thinks will make everyone happy- a nuclear family.

I think she wrote Remus, and by extension Tonks, as queer completely by mistake and she had to correct that for whatever reason.

Because JK Rowling doesn’t have the guts or the capability to actually empathetically and delicately write a character like Lupin as queer- someone who isn’t evil or morally grey (like Dumbledore, confirmed in everything except canon) but an educator, a good one at that, who was run out of Hogwarts on a rail because of people just. like. her.

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HP Trans Fest 2023 fic claim

I am absolutely thrilled to share that I participated in @hptransfest this year. My prompt was about non-binary Tonks dealing with dysphoria and discovering found family. "This will be fun!" I thought. "Found family, what a joyous trope! Queer genderfuckery is such a wonderful lens through which to explore Tonks as a character! What a nice break from angst this will be!"

Anyway it turned out to be very therapeutic to write this story. In, like, the most harrowing sense of that word. It hit really close to home, and the plot goes through some rough moments, but I hope I was able to bring across some of the joy that Tonks (and I) have found.

you will seem more like being on AO3

T | tonks | found family | queer themes | metamorphmagus | being forcibly outed | being forcibly closeted | no one loves a closet more than Albus Dumbledore | a convoluted lesson invoking Yggdrasil | the found family is a bunch of goth kids

Endless thanks to @letitstand and @thehoneybeet for alpha reading and to @goblinmatriarch for the beta. @melociraptor, @myrtlefics, @boxboxlewis, and mazza provided emotional support and indulged me as i shared multiple playlists of first- and second-wave goth classics. 🖤🖤 Thanks also to the fest mods and to the Magical Trans server for all your support!

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Putting this article on tumblr bc I’m still getting hits on it

I know with 100% certainty that jk Rowling read and hated this article, because a few days after I published it you could no longer find it on google search, even if u searched for my username & profile

You can find it on google now, right at the top of the search results

If you hate jkrowling and used to like the books, please share this

(Also reddit really hated this article too)

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HP Trans Fest: Day 14

For day 14, two beautiful works got posted!

The first is a fic looks at nonbinary!Tonks and their experience going to Hogwarts as a closeted queer person, with a focus on their dysphoria and coming out. (Mind the warning about forced outing!)

Title: you will seem more like being Rating: Teen Character: Tonks Words: 6.9K Summary: When you're 11, you don't really understand what it will be like to live at Hogwarts without telling anyone who you really are. Link: AO3

The second fic is this oneshot about Remus, focusing on the werewolf transformation and dysphoria, it includes the all important tag "remus lupin needs a hug", and also the reclamation of monsterhood!

Title: Salvation is Inside Me Rating: Mature Character: Remus Lupin Words: 605 Summary: Prompt: Turning into a werewolf is the only escape from dysphoria Link: AO3

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It’s the last day of pride month

A common thing I’ve heard (at least in my country) when June becomes July is to put away the pride flags because “it isn’t pride month anymore”. Well I say that’s bullshit. Every month is pride month when you’re LGBTQ+.

So I made some of the wizarding fam celebrating pride to remind my followers and anyone who stumbles across my art that we shouldn’t limit our pride to just one month.

Note this is meant to be an uplifting post. Especially with the things that have happened and bills that passed this year. Being LGBTQ+ in America has gotten pretty tough so I want to indulge in some queer joy for a bit.

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i love remus & tonks. not as a ship tho, as tonks following remus around as a baby queer following around their mentor queer. wlw & mlm solidarity at its finest. the tired gay keeping the hyper lesbian from getting lost in a shopping mall when she sees a pretty girl. the hyper lesbian getting the tired gay his order from their favorite coffee shop and setting him up with the barista.

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The Black sisters

The Black brothers here