#sirius and andromeda

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

'nobody's son, nobody's daughter' but it's sirius and andromeda black

[hxuse-xf-black]

Andy, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Reg.

Sirius Black, probably

[izzy-prizzy]

can reg and cissa get the andy and sirius treatment PLEASE

[the0d00r]

the most bonding me and my cousin are capable of is him calling me emo, me proving him wrong by listing my music tastes, then him calling me depressed instead and the conversation ending with him telling me to join a club at school.

that conversation spanned three days 💀

but it boosted my ego a lil bc it reminded me of sirius and andromeda <33

[brokebaby]

it was soo hard guys... my back hurts *cries*

but well, i did want to draw the cuosins together so..

pls look at reg and ev, lmaoo they didnt want to be there, andromeda looves lil dora, narcissa being the perfect miss, meanwhile bella and sirius won't stop moving

it was alphard's idea, he and ophelia wanted a picture of all the kids together<3

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[liv45no]

Ted: dating a Black is great.

James: so great!

Remus: the best!

Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.

James: almost punitive.

Remus: they are monsters.

Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)

[deswhomst]

Sirius: Could you guys back up a little? You’re making me claustrophobic

Regulus: What’s that?

Narcissa: He’s scared of Santa Claus

Andromeda: That’s not—

Bellatrix: HO HO HO

Regulus: Stop it BELLA YOU’RE SCARING HIM

[planetqueenxoxo]

Regulus would constantly be terrified that James would leave him because he was used to people leaving him for better people. The only cousin he liked left him for her boyfriend, his own brother left him for a new family, so what was stopping the love of his life from leaving him?

James, upon discovering this, decided the only way to convince him otherwise was to spend every hour of every day glued to his side to show him he wasn't going anywhere.

The skittles were not pleased.

[ccccatttta]

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

hi, I saw your post on Sirius and the Black family. Have you talked about Sirius and Andromeda? I wanna know your thoughts on them. Specifically her disownment. I personally don't think much of them.

omg this reminds me of an ask i got in like october .... sorry anon that's never getting answered i cant even find the ask...

i love them. i love andromeda she's like my favr of the black sisters and she's so cool and sad and hot i love her. sirius is litr the reason i wake up every day. canonically, i dont think they wre very close at all ,, like he liked her the most because he didn't have many options and he was never super close to her and she liked having some link to her past life and ,, when andromeda got disowned sirius didn't even know till he saw it in the paper or went home for christmas or smth

but in MY mind theyre bsfs u see. andromeda never lost her older sister touch and sirius neededd an older sibling and they were v cute. apparently he never tonks before ootp (i cant find the quote,,) but like that can just be them writing to each other or maybe he only saw her when she was a baby or smth ackk but theyre so cute !!! when sirius ranaway to the potters he dropped by andromeda's w them once before hogwarts and she v much embarrassed him by fretting over him ,,. also sirius had a crush on ted because he was nice and smart and never treated him like a kid .

[moon-meteor-star-sun]

If you are a marauders fan/ you support or are in the queer community then do Not watch the upcoming Harry Potter show! Do not support it! Do not interact with posts in support of it! We do not need anymore content from jkr! Buy the books second hand! Don’t buy official merch! Stop giving your money to her! Stop being transphobic!

Edit: I have a reply in the reblogs to those mentioning to pirate the show

[aithusarosekiller]

Andy leaving her sisters/cousins to babysit her daughter would be insane

Like baby tonks learnt her chaos from somewhere and it wasn't from Ted, it was very much a 'mums side of the family' thing

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Bella, standing in the corner: 🧍what does it want from me

Sirius, holding her: I don't know?!?! Why is she staring like that oh my god, please blink Dora

Narcissa: stop holding her like that you useless imbecile, you'll mess up her spine...no that's WORSE

Bella: make it stop staring at me

Reggie, coming to take her away from Sirius: I don't even like this baby but I chose to save you all from your incompetence so you are welcome

Baby tonks: :D

Narcissa, who had just tried to hold her and stop her from crying, claiming 'babies love me': what on earth did you do?

Reggie: no clue.

[not-rab]

regulus who dyed his hair from blonde to black to look more like sirius

narcissa who dyed her hair from black to blonde to look less like andromeda

[moonyswarmsweaters]

waiter: Kids under 5 and cops eat for free

Sirius: *nudging a 6 years old Nymphadora*

Her: I’m police

[liv45no]

Sirius: can I have £40 for lunch?

Andromeda: £40?!

Sirius: I also need a book for school.

Andromeda: what book?

Sirius:

Sirius: I want a dress.

Andromeda: do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?

Regulus: I’d be more worried that he couldn’t come up with a single book title.