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cath-lic · 2 months
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“god created them male and female” WRONG. CURSE OF GALATIANS 3:28 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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pianotrees · 5 months
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Christ without HRT is just cis.
Trans Jesus confirmed
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crispycreambacon · 1 month
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Jesus came back and he brought trans people with him. Rejoyce.
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lloydofhyrule64 · 7 months
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Jesus: If there is only one lesson that you take away from my teachings, let it be to love all people of the earth unconditionally.
Modern Evangelicals: …Unless of course they’re BIPOC, right?
Jesus: I’m sorry, what?
Modern Evangelicals: Or if they identify as anything other than straight or cis?
Jesus: Wait, no, that’s not what I-
Modern Evangelicals: Or, worst of all, if they have a different opinion than us, or they try to question our way of thinking, or if they dare to challenge the corrupt leaders that we blindly worship, or if they-
Jesus: No, no, no! STOP IT! The whole freaking point of UNCONDITIONAL LOVE is that you love and respect people regardless of their differences, because at the end of the day you have to realize that they are a human being just like you, made in my father’s image, and loved dearly by my father. So when you hate that person, you might as well shout out that you hate me and my father, the very people you claim to worship and love with all your heart! Is this starting to make sense now?
Modern Evangelicals: …
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Modern Evangelicals: Fuck off hippie.
Jesus: Well, I tried.
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dollsmyname · 1 month
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in honor of easter falling on the transgender day of visibility this year, jesus will be trans this year
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existennialmemes · 1 month
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If you're visiting family for Easter, and they won't respect your gender, remind them that Jesus's chromosomes are canonically XX, as he inherited all of his human DNA from Mary.
Unless of course they think that Mary was actually a child-bearing XY cis woman, which is also a delightful and realistic possibility. So either Jesus is Trans or Mary is Intersex.
Or it could also be both!
Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility!
Further reading on that if you're interested:
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eff-plays · 3 days
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"Astarion is actually so masculine and wants to protect and provide for Tav! He's actually really strong physically and can throw Tav around! And also he's always on top so he's clearly masculine! And him being with women means he gets an extra special vampire treat ;)"
"Astarion is such a bratty effeminate twink who complains about his nails and cares too much about his appearance! His voice and movements are sooo campy! I simply can't imagine him with a woman, he's sooo gay-coded, he's simply made to be a bratty bottom."
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softd0m-charlie · 1 month
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a couple days ago i told my bf during sex that i wanted to keep fingering him after i already made him cum because i liked how it felt on my fingers but i was afraid it would be too much for him, and he just smiled a little and said "you don't have to ask your toys if you can play with them, silly."
my fucking god i cannot stop thinking about it. fuck
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queerism1969 · 20 days
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selfish-solace · 28 days
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"florida is a hellhole" "of course its florida" YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ITS PSYCHICALLY PAINFUL. first its florida. republicans have already stated that they think florida is the only state going in the right direction and that EVERYWHERE should be like florida. that every lawmaker should be like ron desantis. do you guys rememeber that famous poem? "first they came for the journalists and i didnt care because i was not a journalist?" DO YOU FUCKING PEOPLE NEED TO READ THE POEM AGAIN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOU ARE NEXT IF YOU DONT TAKE ACTION NOW?
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clarinettispaghetti · 1 month
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waow.. easter and tdov on the same day..
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needycatboy · 5 months
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anyone else drool at the thought of being taken apart?
having too much pride to let them know how deeply you need to be ruined. but of course, they know better than you do, don't they? they see how tense your shoulders sit, and they hear your breath hitch every time you kiss them. you so badly need to let your thoughts drain out through your holes, soaking through your underwear and making a mess of yourself.
maybe you're restrained or blindfolded. maybe you aren't. but you're twitching and whining because they're teasing you and touching you so leisurely. and they're cooing at you, like, "we've got all night darling. why are you thinking so hard about the time?" until you let yourself go a little more limp in their arms and just feel them play with you. the longer they touch you, the easier it is to get you close to the edge before they take it away again.
by the time they're done with you, you've been stuffed full and teased and sucked and hurt in the best ways. they've let you you suck them off, or they even fucked your face, and youre completely enthralled by them, broken in. you say anything for them to let you come. and maybe they give in, watching your body shake and your mouth gape as you try not to wake your neighbors (you're waking them anyway). or maybe they don't give in, and they clean you up and cuddle you and tell you that a good kitty waits as long as their owner wants them to wait. falling asleep, still wriggling a bit in their arms as you both relax after a long day. and you are ruined, like you're meant to be.
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mlm-blues · 4 days
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wake up. think about my boy. go to sleep. dream about my boy. repeat
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bonefall · 1 year
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Herb Guide to HRT for Warrior Cats
Have a warrior OC you would like to show being on hormone replacement medication? I’ve gone through herbs historically associated with femininity/masculinity, as well as those with effects on sex hormones, that a wild cat could hypothetically find and use.
Of course, this would still require a bit of a leap as there’s no herb in nature that can replace our friend Spironolactone... but if you’d like some herbs with a grain of truth or history to them that wouldn’t poison a semi-realistic cat? Here you go!
(DO NOT USE THESE HERBS ON YOURSELF OR A REAL ANIMAL.)
Let’s identify what we’re looking for;
Hormone suppressing herbs = antigonadotropins Prevents production and recognition of present hormones. This is going to be big for an agender transition; but even in a binary one, they’re often taken with- 
Hormone producing herbs = estrogen/estradiol & testosterone/androgens Make sure your warrior doesn’t start on huge amounts! Smaller, controlled doses are more effective. Too much can cause the opposite effects and slow down transition.
Historical precedent = Just Cool If I find a cool story I’m just going to include it, but note that it doesn’t hold pharmacological basis.
I considered also including some thoughts on surgical treatments as well, but I’ve decided I’ll save that for a follow-up. This guide is purely focused on medication to stay SFW!
Hormone Suppressants
Lycopus (also known as Wolf’s Foot, Water Horehound, Bugleweed) is such a widespread species and has several other medical uses. Not only is it THE most well documented antigonadotropin I came across, but its different species have a wide variety of medical use, including treating anxiety, heart palpitations, stopping bleeding, and respiratory illness. This is also a mint that is not toxic to cats. Also it can be used as a dye.
THERE IS A CAVEAT; if Lycopus supplements suddenly stop or overdosed, it can cause thyroid enlargement. Keep this in mind if your trans warrior ever gave up their medication to a sick clanmate in leafbare!
Lithospermum ruderale (Aka western Stoneseed or Lemonweed) has similar suppression properties, but only in American fanclans, and not as many secondary uses.
Comfrey ROOT can also be used for this purpose, in addition to its canonical uses (funfact this plant is also called knitbone). But can cause liver failure in high doses.
Rosemary suppresses feminine hormones in the uterus, for warriors going from Female to Male. Additionally, it’s an excellent antifungal, smells great, and can be used as a cooking spice.
Molly to Tom (Female to Male)
Pine Pollen (particularly from the Scots Pine), can be added to water or foods and increase testosterone.
Stinging Nettle ROOT could also be taken for a transmasc warrior. The above ground plant can be processed for use with allergies, but the relevant part here is the root underground, which has no stinging hairs.
Sarsparilla ROOT is historically associated with testosterone, though modern studies haven’t held up the claims... but, it is a plant an American clan would have access to, and is also used to make root beer.
Tom to Molly (Male to Female) 
FENNEL?? AGAIN??? It’s true.
Through Fennel, all things are possible
It has estrogenic properties in all sexes and has been explored for the creation of synthetic estrogen since the 1930s. This can be used for a transgender warrior, as well as for a cisgender queen with a hormone issue. It must be remarked though; it looks alarmingly similar to poison hemlock, and should not be collected by untrained cats.
Hops (Humulus lupulus) is up next, but first I think this education is worthwhile; phytoestrogens aren’t exactly like true estrogens, but in high enough quantities (as in, much, much more than a plate of soybeans or a mug of beer) they can have estrogen-like affects.
Hops are the uncontested queen of these, and they grow wild in several continents. Hops can sometimes be toxic to cats, based on a genetic predisposition, and mostly to the ‘cone’ (female flower). For the best hormonal effect, the ‘flower‘ (male flower) would be dried and eaten.
Flax flowers don’t contain nearly as much phytoestrogen, but are safer for cats. Additionally, flax is extremely useful in construction, and can be used to make fabric or twine if your Clan is advanced enough.
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