#try this at home

[cocrante]

My greatest achievement in life was figuring out how the heck to make the big mac sauce.

I mean, it's so delicious, you can't deny that. Since I was young, I used to play like little chemist, experimenting with different sauces, trying them all ahahah

Anyway I managed to find it now! I mean, a few days ago randomly scrolling through ig reels my trusted baker (🫶💕) shows us how to make the famous mcdonald's sandwich + sauce !!

✨️🪽✨️ I saw the clouds parting, and a choir of angels singing ✨️🪽✨️

Homemade sauce 100/10

I mean, absolutely delicious, flavorful, even better than the original if I may brag for a moment ~

I mean, seriously, homemade sauce >>>>> sorry, but there's no comparison lmao

You can taste all the flavors!!

When you eat it, you can feel all the flavors on your tongue !!

The spices, the sauces. It's like insane. I even used it to make a sandwich ~~ cooked ham, green salad and orange cheese (next time I will try it with grana padano c:)

And then well ~~ the homemade big mac-style sandwich belongs to a completely different category ahah

Firstly, it looks beautiful! The mcdonald's one is all squished, greasy, oily... I mean, you can't even call that bread ahah + you can choose whatever bread you want! My favorite is turmeric bread with flax seeds, but sesame seed bread is also delicious >>>

Oh!! And have you ever smelled the fragrance of fresh bakery bread??? I mean, that delightful warm aroma of toasted flour ~~ that makes you want to snuggle on top of the loaves and sleep aw

Then consider having a nice barbecue? You can prepare your own burger !! throw it on the grill, and all those delicious aromas start wafting around.

And the most important thing: you can choose your meat ~~ my favorite is beef, so I can decide to cook it medium without the risk of salmonella or gross things. And besides that... excuse me ahahahah B U T ! the one from mcdonald's— looks like the sole of a shoe !! ahahahah it's dry-- when it should be juicy.

You should feel like you're eating something good that makes you smile when it's in your mouth c:

And then ~~ you can customize the sandwich composition yourself !! decide what to put in, add or remove. It's your darn sandwich, you ! have ! the ! right ! to decide how you want it.

Anyway ~~ if you made it all the way down here hoping to find the sauce recipe, you've won ~☆!

• ketchup (1 tablespoon)

• mayonnaise (2 or 3 tablespoons)

• mustard (1 tablespoon also)

• sweet paprika powder (adjust to your taste)

• slice a pickled cucumber

• mix all the ingredients together ~~

• you can store it in the fridge for three days c:

Go ahead and try making your delicious sandwiches ~~ and remember that preparing food at home is not only fun but also healthy 🫶

Having control over what you eat is the first step towards a long, healthy and happy life.

If you make the sauces and want to show them off, I'd be happy to see!

Hope you enjoy it a lot ✨️✨️✨️

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

Try This At Home // Frank Turner

[nourishflourishuk]

Wild About Gardening

There seems to be a bit of debate sparked by the comments made by Monty Don & Alan Titchmarsh in an article in The Telegraph. According to Craig Simpson the TV stalwarts agree that: “Wild gardens are ‘puritanical nonsense.” We introduced British native plants alongside non-native plants that enjoy the conditions by the pond. We let them run wild & tidy them up a little by removing old growth in…

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[stuckinapril]

Incredibly alarming that talks of “peace” in Gaza seem to extend no further than a ceasefire. How do you think they’re gonna start off where they left off themselves? Their houses are destroyed, so many have lost mothers and fathers and brothers and children, they still have no clean water and no food. Any area Israel withdraws out of is an area it already knows has been rendered inhospitable. There was even a direct quote by some IOF soldier gleefully stating how he “wasn’t sure Palestinians could go back to their homes.” So what happens when the US “succeeds at negotiating a ceasefire”? Who will be responsible for helping the Palestinians rebuild all that they’ve lost?

[shotoria]

how to flirt guide:

follow eachother on tumblr and reblog and like from eachother

[corviiids]

meditations on the odyssey

[hansoeii]

let time pass.

[bizarrelittlemew]

i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us

[sangled]

Favorite ship dynamics (sticker edition)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[lunamugetsu]

Danny is a house husband.

That's it, that's all it is.

As the years went on. Danny retired from being a superhero. There was no need for Phantom when the GIW were dealt with and all the ghosts were under control.

Now what's left for him to do but to just sit back, relax, and finally be able to live his life.

Sam and Tucker on the other hand....

Well, they had plenty of pent up rage, wits, and chaos inside their mind to become villains.

But they had one rule.

Never bring work home and to never involve Danny in any of their supervillain business.

Okay that's technically two rules, but they're kind of synonymous especially since Danny has been taking care of their house while also entertaining himself with trying new hobbies.

Tucker and Sam both make sure that they never bring any of their villainy home to Danny, because all they want is for Danny to enjoy his happy hero retirement.

And Danny in turn, doesn't bat an eye when watching the news and seeing that there were magical plants that were attacking sites that oil companies were digging or that somehow Lex Luthor had lost five hundred million dollars and had somehow leaked records showing he was building weapons of mass destruction.

He also doesn't bat an eye when he sees that Tucker had brought home a telescope that definitely looks like it came from some fancy lab because hey, Tucker was making him an observatory so he can look at the stars and planets. While also how they were able to make a great gaming pc with computer parts that are definitely not sold in stores, because hey at least the newest update of Doomed wasn't lagging.

Or that Sam comes home with various plants and animals that are definitely not from planet earth, but hey the three headed wolf-lizard-eagle- hybrid thing (that Danny has affectionately named Fluffy) is pretty great at keeping the pests away from his vegetable garden and likes to eat any of Danny's new food creations and is a great playmate for Cujo.

So you can imagine how the Justice League thinks when dealing with the pair of new villains: Upload (Tucker) and Sam (I could not think of a villain name that would suit her, so it's up to you what you think her villain name would be)

And how they were currently wreaking havoc in the city either by cyber warfare with robots or by magic plant monster or a Frankenstein of both approaches. The heroes had all evacuated the civilians from the battle zone and are currently fighting a losing battle. When they've been effectively captured and restrained by the two. Right before the villains could go into a monologue, they hear a person clearing their throat.

Everybody looks to see a 25 year old man wearing a sweater vest (he made it himself, thank you very much) currently holding onto the leash of a giant glowing green dog and some kind of giant animal hybrid. The man's arms were crossed and was currently not sporting a very happy look on his face.

Tucker and Sam (looking at Danny with hesitant smiles): Hi honey.

Danny (frowning): you missed our anniversary dinner.

Tucker and Sam both pale as they quickly realized what the date and time was.

The league all watch as Sam and Tucker immediately start apologizing to the man that just walked into a battle zone.

Danny (still frowning): Hmph! I guess since you two didn't want dinner you can go back to your little fight. Don't expect me to make you any lunches for the next month, and since you two are having so much fun here, you'll be sleeping by yourselves for the next couple weeks.

The league all watch as they were let go as Sam and Tucker yell as they run after Danny yelling apologies as he was walking away from them.

This is not the last they see of Danny.

When Danny is displeased with either of his partners, he'll invite a hero over to have lunch of afternoon tea.

[nourishflourishuk]

Resin8 White December Sale Ends Tonight

[sketchquill]

They’re all just concerned for you neighbour (´ ▽｀)

[brd6147]

if you stare directly into a bright enough light for long enough you get a little temporary aim reticle in the center of your vision that turns people's faces green when you look at them :3

[eikotheblue]

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having Complicated Feelings (concern, a small but nonzero amount of recognition of the self through the other, admiration, sexual desire,) about this one, lads