#two weeks??

[arabian-batboy]

Kelex didn't have to clock Clark this hard, but I'm glad he did.

[vixenday]

i’ve been sitting here for two hours trying to write a single paragraph for a commission i’m paid to write

and i’m so so sorry to the commissioner but i literally have been given perhaps the most vague of details for the characters. i cannot write 4k words solely focused on a friendship dynamic when i’ve never been told WHAT THE DYNAMIC IS!!!! i don’t even know the characters’ personalities that well </3333 i know 3 things

6 word descriptions of their personalities

vague description of their friendship (that they’re affectionate enough to say ily to each other and cuddle)

they’re british

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[slfcare]

ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

[the-terminal-show]

the fucking fatigué...all my progress.. still honking like a goose

[evercelle]

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[cataclysmcrows]

big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy

[morganbritton132]

My sister and I have the same birthday and it’s cool because people will be like, “Oh, are you twins?” And I get to say, “No! I ruined a five year old’s birthday.”

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur stopped eating due to horrible, horrible stress of occasionally hearing a baby animal mew, so I have found a spot outside the kitten radius to feed her

[sunclownsblog]

Because my last post about this didn't get much traction, I'll say it in a text post.

There is an upcoming global strike for Palestine. February 18th to the 25th. Talk about Palestine and other injustices, call your representatives and email them, boycott companies and limit spending during the week. Get your grocery shopping in now and only buy essentials during the week, please. Limit interaction on posts other than injustices around the world. If you can, skip work or school, though this is a privilege not everyone has.

Edit: It is 18th-25th not 18th-24th!! If you've already reblogged this, please reblog this version instead, edits don't show on past reblogs

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[soaked-doors]

“no one is born in this world to be alone!”