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Greetings and Salutations!


I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3



I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
My Strawpage can be found here!
The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient
My tag system can be referenced below the cut:
General Tags:
#crab's blabbering - My tag for personal posts, answered asks, polls, etc.
#crab's jukebox - My music tag
#crab's favorite shows - My TV Show tag
#crab's scribbles - My personal art tag
#a little light reading - My book tag
#crab's trip to the theatre - My theater/musical tag
#gamer crab - My video game tag
#crab's favorite films - My movie tag
#crab core - My “personal aesthetic” tag (if you can even call it that)
#crab's favorite masterpieces - My non-fandom related art and art history tag
Fandom Tags:
#keep circulating the crabs - My MST3K (or Mystery Science Theater 3000) tag
#crab's guide to the galaxy - My H2G2 (or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) tag
#oh my giddy crab - My Classic Doctor Who tag
#crab fingers and custard - My Modern Doctor Who tag
#crab's holistic detective agency - My Dirk Gently tag
#crab's trip around the disc - My Discworld tag
#crab to the future - My BTFF (or Back to the Future) tag
#crab’s drift compatible - My Pacific Rim tag
#crabby in the sky with diamonds - My Beatles tag
#last train to crabsville - My Monkees tag
#infinite crab on the big dogma - My Mike Nesmith tag
#monkberry crab delight - My post-Beatles Paul McCartney tag
#groovy funky crab 27 - My Red Dwarf tag
#crab's faust cantata - My Phantom Of The Paradise tag
#lego newsies - Anything related to my stop motion animation Newsies project
#ohh boy i needed to update this!#and yes that is the videoranch header at the top#i love the vibe so much#uh anyways...#TAG DIRECTORY ->#crab's blabbering#crab's jukebox#crab’s favorite shows#crab's scribbles#a little light reading#crab's trip to the theatre#gamer crab#crab's favorite films#crab core#crab's favorite masterpieces#keep circulating the crabs#crab's guide to the galaxy#oh my giddy crab#crab fingers and custard#crab's holistic detective agency#crab's trip around the disc#crab to the future#crab’s drift compatible#crabby in the sky with diamonds#last train to crabsville#infinite crab on the big dogma#monkberry crab delight#groovy funky crab 27#crab's faust cantata#lego newsies
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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works
it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
EDIT:

I fixed it using the program TreeSize, linked in the microsoft store HERE!
#i cant even FIX IT bc it needs 8 more gb free to be *ABLE* TO FACTORY RESET#anyway uh if anyone has a fix my life is yours
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
#yes im a lesbian#yes this statement includes me bro i love those funny little titles#anyway#the locked tomb#but also uh#sort of#revolutionary girl utena#i guess
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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#VOTE KOTOKO INNOCENT TRIAL 3#I'M UPDATING MY TAGS#and so milgram was born#milgram#meme#Jackalope#hope no one has done this already#this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song#about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope .#which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now#i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan#I'm sorry to disappoint#this was supposed to be a 3 note post for niche jp music project fans#if you're reading my tags look at my Cosplays
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Alfred, who tries to punish little Jason for something he messed up with by using the same methods he used on Dick — aka. ground him, make him wash dishes and clean the house, or just watching some old reality shows with him — expect... it never works. Jason is actually fucking excited about all of these things.
Alfred: To my attention was brought a fact that you smoked with Commissioner Gordon again. Jason, stuttering: I mean- I- Alfred: Thus, you are punished. I expect all dishes to be cleaned by the time I return home. Jason, confused: Really? Alfred: Yes. Jason, beaming, because cleaning makes him feel better and helps to distract himself: Cool! Thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Excuse me?
Cut to Alfred, who stares in shock as he finds Jason actually enthusiastically washing dishes, while singing along with Whitney Houston.
Alfred: For this punishment, you will... be grounded. Jason: Oh, thank god, guys from school invited me to the cinema, but I didn't want to go, anyway. Alfred: ...And clean up the whole cave. Jason: I actually did this morning! But I can do another round of quick cleaning session if you want, Alfie. Alfred: ...And then you will watch another soap opera with me, lad. Jason, squealing: Cool!
Bruce, staring amusedly on Alfred and Jason, who sew Batman's and Robin's suits, while discussing the new episode of their favourite show: Al, I don't think that's a punishment for a kid... Alfred, frowning: Of course not. I am just spending time with my grandson. Bruce: Mhm-m. What about the punishment for your favourite broken vase? Alfred, who promised to punish anyone who did it this morning, because he thought it was Bruce, and not Jason, who accidentally knocked it off with the tip of his cape: ... Alfred: What vase? Jason: *beaming*
Alfred, solemnly: My boy. I am afraid, this time you truly need to serve your punishment in the order to understand your mistake. Alfred: No Jane Austen adaptations marathon for this Sunday. Jason, in horror: Alfred, no. Please. Alfred: Even more, you are obligated to go out on Sunday, and stay away from doing any additional homework. Jason: NO-O. Dick, who came for holidays, witnessing this for the first time: ... Dick: I think this kid is broken or something.
#imagine the confusion of new kids who will witness this years after only with Red Hood#Alfred: I am sorry my boy but you are punished#Tim and Damian: buzzing with excitement bc it is the first time Alfred does this to Jason#Alfred: I am banning you from our The Crown nights for a week#Tim and Damian: ?????????????????????#Jason *sniffling*: sorry#Bruce: what are you punishing him for anyway?#Jason who accidentally stepped on Alfie's flowers when he was burying some evidence that he killed Joker: uh#Alfred without batting an eye: he forgot to add milk in my tea#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth
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hope every trans man with a name like Kai or Alex gets to beat the shit out of anyone who uses their name just to shit on trans people, you deserve it honestly
EDIT: If you rb this while posting about Harry Potter I'll kill you, idc if you "don't support jkr" get away from me, you're embarrassing
#lex shouts into the void#trans#transandrophobia#wowh big number#uh anyway stop being weird on this post
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yeah I have no excuse except that toby put this line in the game
#deltarune#mr. ant tenna#tennaton#mettatenna#mettaton#lab creations#suggestive#erm. uh. yeah. anyway
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rough seas
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stan pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#uh uh uhhhhh idk i started drawing the sea on magma and then i was like what if i put stan in there#and THEN i hated it but then i was like hey what if i redid the comp and added a companion ford#and that was fun#so idc if it's ass anymore I LEARNED THINGS!!!!!#mfw pushing myself out of my comfort zone teaches me new things about art#woahhhhh bro#okay anyway.#my art#mods art#mods draws
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team free will 🪶(from last year)
#my art#supernatural#supernatural fanart#can't believe this is the second piece of spn art i've posted lmao#this is old and i'm not a spn blog. probably?#sobsicles fics are canon to me though! i love their depiction of these seven they feel like a really sweet family#uh this is technically a redraw of a piece i did the year before but like. no way that's seeing the light of day dear god#like even by my standards for myself it's bad lmao#anyways time to tag wall#castiel#castiel novak#dean winchester#sam winchester#jack kline#claire novak#kaia nieves#eileen leahy#uh. fuck it#destiel#what is sam an eileens ship name#sam x eileen#deancas#team free will#spn
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bugs when you lift up a rock
#jumping in between the persona games is such a curse oh my god#i’m playing p4 simultaneously watching tumblr user haliai play p3 and in addition hyperfixating over p5#it’s just reference after reference after reference i can’t catch a break 😭#shoutout to the justice arcana‼️ gotta be one of my favs‼️ go featherman and dead moms am i right?#anyway i want to play p5 again soon for akechi…..missing him very badly i wish p4 had a character like him#“but adachi—!” nuh uh doesn’t count#ANYWAY AUGHHHHHH shuake save me shuake…….actually missing them like a bitch 🙏🏼#everything reminds me of them#if i think abt them for too long i genuinely start to feel sick#persona 5 royal#p5r#persona 5#p5#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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AU where Adrien was a model from the 90's that disappeared, only for his ghost to be found by Marinette on accident and now he wont leave her alone
#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#my husband has been joking abt how focused with death i am so i figured this was right up my alley#anyways this au has been haunting my brain wrinkles for a minute#a dead 90s teen model who is a little tiny bit of a unintentional jerk?#uh yeah i sure hope he is#i have so much i wanna express abt this au but who knows if my will is strong enough#ml ghost au
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Speak of the Devil
part three previous / next
#feralnette au#speak of the devil#long post#should i start tagging these with miraculous ladybug again. i think new readers would be utterly befuddled#anyway good job felix! you saved kagami! maybe! uh oh!
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your design of me
#marcia#digital art#illustration#original art#yay its doneeee#oh garret#im sorry its always the same#its always about being a means to an end#and its doesnt matter if its a cold and calculating eye or a warm naive vision#they dont want you for you. they only want what you can do for them#and feeling needed and irreplaceable stopped feeling nice 3 lifetimes ago#all that is left are frustration and anger#dont you get it? dont you get it? the contours of what makes me me are not in the shape of your needs and wants#orion lavont#rosie lavont#garret#tcm#the clockmaster#oc#MARCIA CONTINUING HER MISSION TO SHIT COLOUR MAXIMALIST STYLE!#you know when youre trying something for the first time and youre like uh oh im having a feeling im not excellent at it from the get go#looowkey how im feeling#as you know ive been trying to incorporate more colours into my works#but i am yet to truly understand what im doing#i dont want to stumble into results with adjustment layers anymore#i wish to do things on purpose#I want to be in control! I want to make conscious choices!!!#anyway the purpose of these was to do something new and quirky#something other than faithful rendering#the most challenging part of this pic was probably all the papers. adjusting the perspective and all
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I love terrible comic day can we make this an international holiday
#makeaterriblecomicday2024!#makeaterriblecomicday2024#idk if it's with the ! or not uh anyway#make a terrible comic day#it's here! what a fun idea!#mod art#unbecoming#tpoh#(those who are ??? at the top right yeah that is from Unbecoming uuuh spoilers but yay)
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like dogs, shianni
my warden’s no good very bad awful horrible day and dancing with the ghost of her wedding day
#what a wedding am i right?#i HAD to redraw the city elf concept art#also my warden was actually really excited to get married :/#so uh she’s got mixed feelings about… settling down#i’m at orzammar#and alistair is laying it on thick and it’s… scaring herrrr#he can’t be the SECOND BLONDE GUY WHO WANTS TO MARRY HER AND THEN PROMPTLY DIES#also alistair is hardened only because i think her ruined wedding and having to join the wardens was HER HARDENING#anyways!#dragon age#warden tabris#dragon age origins#dao#da:o#city elf#grey warden#the grey wardens#my art
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