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soupyloopyx · 2 months ago

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mary: i hate everyone here mary: BURN IN HELL AND SUCK MY TOES [mary has left the chat] Peter: that speech was better than my drama gcse Lily: You’re preaching to the choir! marlene: are we just gonna ignore the death comment or what??????

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vulpinesaint · 6 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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mroddmod · 7 months ago

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they are like puppies. 2 me

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #fanart #disney #pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here #at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling #and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford #couldn't tell ya what happened #but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support #hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops #to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12 #it was my first social media i think #and the first way i got into fandoms #so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art #mods draws #my art

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vanilla-extracter · 2 months ago

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witches !!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago

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"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

#physical! mentally! sexually! politically!#happy and saddy and frowny and smiley!#imagine All of the Smiley Faces but with tiny biologically accurate dark circles and bloodshot eyes #that's me. that's me and that's you right now #(with disgust) you're AROUSED right now? when u could be writing letters to your governor???#(.....ok so this was a joke but writing emails to your state politicians is actually a good idea jdyk.#not advocating skipping 'Hello Kitty/Jack In The Box' personal time to implement this just. maybe add it to your To Do?#) anyway. BACK TO THE BIT #um. SERVICE top? really? in this economy????#the tip jar is 4 flies fighting over a desiccated wasabi pea #THAT'S the service economy rn

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astrxsee · 5 months ago

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mdni 18+

simon is the type of guy who doesn’t like you to go to bed mad at him. how could he when all he wants to do is make his bird happy? so instead of talking it out, like most people do, he fucks it out of you instead…

his big, veiny cock laid heavy over your stomach, the tip glistening with beads of his spend. your front covered in his cum, after many rounds of him showing you just how much he hated it when y’all fought. leaving you absolutely fucked out, your eyes lost in the back of your head.

‘i’m sorry, lovie, i just can’t help it.’ he’d say pressing kisses into your neck, his voice almost a begging whimper. ‘I never want you to leave me. please say you’ll forgive me?’

you do, only after he eats his cum out of your pretty pussy.

#he just wants to take care of you #little do you know he’ll never let you leave #he’s got the handcuffs and chains in his basement #um anyways hope you like it love you all #thank you for 1000 likes btwwww!!!#cod headcanons #ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost hcs #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #simon ghost x you #tf 141

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aspharah · 2 years ago

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

#swear 90%+ of my favorite ships r like this #for example #stevebucky #moicy #blackbonnet #ineffable husbands #and um. can i say it #kavetham #haikaveh #beiguang #xingyun #wriolette #anyways bye #soapbox #txt #my posts

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siyaazu · 6 months ago

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True pacifist ending.

#undertale #undertale fanart #grillby #frisk #frisk undertale #im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad #familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm #that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU

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the-phantom-peach · 2 years ago

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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

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toastytrusty · 1 month ago

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such a huge fan of whatever the hell syril and dedra have going on right now in andor. syril is such a freak and dedra is just chill with it? protective over it? kinda into it? they are the cringest freakest losers the galaxy has ever seen. he spent last season stalking and obsessing over her and now they live together. he buys groceries and she pets his face. he face plants on her bed and she goes Awwwww. and he is still so awkward but she is just as awkward? obsessed with the shot of them just standing silently in the living room not looking at each other waiting for syril's mother to show up. they are like two strange fascist sunflowers growing beautifully side by side. not to mention syril still being religious about his corporate 9-5 while dedra gets put on an intragalactic propaganda campaign. but it is also quite sweet in a way. syril gets overstimulated at the family function and has to go to the other room to have a moment and his mother tells dedra Isn't he just so strange? surely you'll easily make him less strange. and then dedra says I like him so strange Kill yourself. what a lovely family.

#they're so weird...i love them #i have more to say about the actual thematic messaging of their relationship and character lines in general #as is my wont #but i want more episodes before i get too far into any of that #need more substance. need more to work with for season 2 #andor #andor season 2 #andor spoilers #syril karn #dedra meero #i. i think #idr their surnames Um.#anyways

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mitchmotch · 3 months ago

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