#vine quotes

[krug3r2312]

Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthur’s life and the lives of Camelot’s citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:

I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"

Enid: *screams*

Wednesday: "I'm just joking"

Enid: "You need Jesus"

[trolliworms]

Inej: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kaz?

Kaz: No

Jesper: I do!

Inej: I know, Jesper

Jesper: I’m sad!

Inej: I know, Jesper

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

Current brain worm: teaching Genshin characters vines for no reason except chaos

Itto: *Drops a piece of toast on his shirt*

[Name]: Hah, look at the buns on that guy.

Heizou: This is the comedy police! The jokes too funny!

[Name], booking it: I’M NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIIIIIIL!!!!

[Name]: *Walking down one of Tarutsuna’s pathways* Road work ahead? Well yeah, I sure hope it does.

Kazuha, seeing [Name] walking towards the edge of a broken bridge: *Visible concern*

[Name]: Hey check out this new umbrella I got!

Chongyun: You know it’s bad luck to open those inside right?

[Name]: It’ll be fiiiine-

Xiao: WHO SUMMONED ME?!

[Name]: *Screaming*

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

yes it’s 2023 yes vine humour still sends me everytime

[multifandomtrash01]

The good kush - vine

[twistedgardens]

Incorrect Quotes #27

Jamil: Hi, my name is Jamil with a 'B' and I'm afraid of insects.

Ace: Wait, wait, wait.

Jamil: What?

Ace: Where's the 'B'?

Jamil, scared for his life: There's a bee?

[costumfangirly]

Sayaka (being depressed): Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Homura?

Homura: No

Sayaka: Me neither

[Seconds later]

Madoka: I do!

Sayaka (being depressed and somehow annoyed): I know

Madoka: I'm sad!

Sayaka: I know Madoka

[On other side Mami walks alongside them with concerned look on her face while Kyoko record the whole thing, walks alongside them nonetheless]

[j0tawife]

jotaro confessing his love

[spacefinch]

Octonauts as Vine Quotes

Shellington: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

The rest of the crew: *being chaotic as usual*

Peso: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Tweak: We actually have the chip reader now.

Kwazii: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* Hmmm.

Tweak: Oh, it's not going to work with that kind of chiiiii....

Transaction completed.

Kwazii: Boo!

Peso: AAAAHHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Shellington: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Dashi (holding Tunip): here he comes

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Kwazii: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Barnacles: Poseidon quivers before him!

Kwazii: BUG OFF

Inkling: *pours lemons into cereal bowl*

Inkling: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Shellington: Let me see what you have!

One of the Vegimals: A knife!

Shellington: NO!

Tweak: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

Barnacles: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Peso: My name is Peso with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my en—”

Barnacles: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Peso: Hmm?

Barnacles: Where’s the B?

Peso: There’s a bee?!

Shellington: Kwazii has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gets—

Tweak: Wait, why does Kwazii have so many soaps?

Kwazii: Mind yo business, Tweak!

Shellington: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Peso: Star fruit?

Shellington: ♥️ So close! That is a shape ♥️

Dashi: *filming*

Professor Inkling, entering the library every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Shellington: "Average person eats 8 spiders a year" factoid, actually statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Shellington, Dashi, and Tweak (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Shellington: Children, this is dirt.

The Vegimals: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

[idiot-mushroom]

They defo did this, at one point or another

edit: tumblr butchered my work again so click to actually view said art, thank you and please

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "Never fear! For I can save you, Wednesday!"

Enid: *pushes xavier out of the way* "Move bitch! Wednesday is in trouble"

[whisperthelocalcrypticbastard]

marks doing fine

[lifeonmars4]

KJ: Mac i have something to tell you…

Mac: what is it?

KJ: Im… Im a lesbian.

Mac: …. i thought you were american 🤔

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Sonic, in a drive-thru: I'll have five chili dogs,

Sonic: And five,

Sonic: MORE chili dogs

[acetrainerkatie]

hey random question