#vladimir the joker

[ask-thejokers]

how do you feel about each of the kingdoms?

Well, I suppose I'll start with hearts. I like the kingdom. It's very Lively and welcoming! It's a wonderful Kingdom and so are the people. And they have delicious food and wonderful music!

Diamonds is pretty. I don't have much of a fondness for it though. It's nice but it's a bit much. But the art and fashion is amazing.

As for Spades, it's like a second home. Yes some of the people can be stuck up and rude, but the kingdom itself is lovely and there's plenty of lovely people within that Kingdom.

And lastly clubs. Like hearts it's very welcoming. And the people there are very nice, and it's home for me. I suppose an old home. But a home nonetheless. One that holds fond memories and… other memories. But it's a good Kingdom.

[soapdispensersalesman]

Incredible

[vagonettas]

Vladimir Putin riendose, risas de Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin es el Joker -- vagonettas

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https://bienvendoainternet.blogspot.com/2023/04/vladimir-putin-riendose-risas-de.html

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[dannyphantom-zero]

Doctor Danny Chapter 8

Vlad managed to squeak out of the situation with a cash fine and Lex Luther was supposed to be under surveillance. Despite being "victims", experimenting or holding a citizen, albeit a meta, was still illegal.

Danny however was currently with the justice league. They had brought him to a hospital but there wasn't much they could do for him there after discovering Danny had strange abnormalities with his DNA and heartbeat.

Jason sat by Danny's unconscious body while everyone tried to figure out what to do with the situation.

"Why didn't you tell me your boyfriend was a meta human Jason?!" Bruce demanded.

Jason looked shocked at first which quickly turns to anger.

"Are you kidding me?! First of all, when did we have such a close relationship? Because lately we could only manage a small conversation. Secondly I didn't know myself" Jason bit back the anger billowing inside him.

"He's got unknown powers and now Lex Luther knows about him" Superman said with a serious tone.

"who was that other guy?" The flash asked.

"Vladimir Masters, billionaire former mayor of Amity Park" Bruce said.

Jason didn't look at any of them, his guilty gaze fell on Danny.

"He's, how can we even tell if he's going to be alright?" Jason said.

The room fell into silence.

"Have faith Jason, that's all you can do"

Jason clentched his fist.

"I don't think so, I'm going to find another way" Jason stood up.

He locked eyes with Superman, "dont let him out of your sight. He's a prestigious doctor. He's important-"

Jason walked out, "he's important, to me"

Superman sat in the vacant chair and tried his best to use his own powers to figure out Danny's condition. There wasn't much medical data on Danny to begin with so they weren't sure what we considered normal for him. More than once superman had been sure Danny's heart had stopped, yet he was still alive somehow.

Bruce had conflicted feelings about the good doctor. Jason trusted him, then again Jason was a murdering crime lord out for revenge.

He knew Jason and Doctor Daniel had a special relationship, after all, one doesn't usually cripple people for just a friend.

Joker had yet to recover.

Back in the bat cave Jason was taking full advantage of the access to the oicie records. It was harder than he thought it would be to get information on Danny because he wasn't born in Gotham but he eventually found a lead.

According to the hospital records paired with surveillance cameras outside the city, courtesy of Tim, Jason found that Danny had come from Illinois.

There was also that girl, Sam was it? Did she know his secret? She had to know something right?

Tim glanced over at Jason's screen.

"Oh that's the lead of that startup band Twisted Vines." Tim commented.

Jason's head snapped towards Tim so fast he almost counted it as a jump scare.

"Do you know where they'll be playing next?!"

Tim pulled out his phone.

"They have an app, let's see...seems like their doing a gig at Croscee's Pub tonight"

Jason stood up.

"I'm going to that and your coming with me"

Tim was grinning from ear to ear. So cool!

Later that night Jason and Tim in civilian outfits made their way to the bar. The band had already started playing judging by the muffled music pounding through the wall.

Jason opened the door and maneuvered through the crowd of people before resting in a corner.

Tim on the other hand has made his way to he front and was avidly cheering the band on.

Jason was growing slightly pissed off. Danny was counting on him and the best he could do was watch this stupid concert.

The music eventually ended and the crowd of people tried to swarm the band but security held them at bay.

Jason had other means, he snuck into their bus.

The band members were obviously shocked to see a stranger sitting in their tour bus.

"Jason??" Sam asked. They relaxed, if Sam knew this person than it was probably alright.

"What are you doing here?"

Jason stood up.

"It's Danny, we need your help. Danny's not waking up"

Sam motioned for then to go outside.

"He was attacked by Vlad Masters and Lex Luther"

Sam clentched her teeth, "Vlad"

When she noticed the look on Jason's face she explained, "Vlad wanted to get with Danny's mom and kill his dad. He also cloned Danny several times. One time he was successful."

Jason could feel the pits bubble up in his chest.

"I need to see him. That's the only way I can tell you"

"I brought a car"

Sam nodded, "give me a minute" she said before climbing back onto the bus.

Tim ran up to Jason, "did you talk to her yet? What did she say?" He asked.

"Alright, I'm good to go" she said slinging a couple of her bags over her shoulder.

Tim's mouth went wide open.

"So cool" he whispered.

The car ride there Jason went into more detail.

Bruce was a little surprised that the answers Jason had went to find were in the formation of some rock punk.

Sam was admiring the space when she caught sight of Danny. She dropped her bags and ran over.

"How long has it been?"

"A couple days."

"Do you know what they injected him with? What about the state he was in when you found him?"

"He was injected with a drug that I don't recognize in the system or otherwise" Bruce said handing her the tablet.

Sams expression darkened, "blood blossoms, fucking bastards"

"He was extremely agitated but Jason managed to calm him down just before he fainted"

Sam handed back the tablet.

"Blood Blossoms are extremely harmful to gh- to people like Danny"

"No matter what I need everyone in this room to swear an oath not to say anything about Danny's condition. I know someone who can help him but I need you all to ask as little questions as possible"

"Where do you have to go?"

"Illinois"

"Take the jet" Bruce said. Jason nodded.

"And here, this is the contact of a friend who can give you a log of Danny's normal condition and what to do if he takes a turn for the worst."

It was Tuckers contact. Jason and Sam left and Bruce got on the contact.

Tucker had become a software engineer for AmerTek Industries in Metropolis.

Flash said he would pick him up and left before anyone could object.

Tucker had been finishing up a report on a new robot the company was in the planning stages of creating, next thing Tucker knew he was in the arms of somebody going at incredibly fast speeds to somewhere.

"Oh" is all he said when they filled him in.

"Sams already on it huh" he sisd with a nervous smile.

"She always so on top of things"

"She told us we could find his medical information with you"

Tucker blinked, "oh yeah! We had to create an updated version. After the accident Danny couldn't get checked by normal doctors anymore. Thank ancients his parents were so oblivious-" Tucker stopped talking when he saw their faces.

"Did Sam not tell you about that? Maybe I've said too much. In any case if there's something you don't understand, let me know"

He handed over the digital file on Danny.

Not even two seconds later Bruce was grilling Tucker on what ectoplasm was and what machine caused this to happen.

There was also a detailed report on what devices the Fenton's had made and how they interacted with Danny.

"What's this page?" Tim asked scrolling onto the page filled with a list of all the ghosts Danny had fought and their abilities.

"I,uhm, well I don't think I should-"

Tucker shrank under Batmans judgmental stare.

"Sams going to skin me alive for this but, I suppose I should tell you everything"

The heroes listened, stunned at the words coming out of Tuckers mouth.

Not only had they not known about the mad "ghost hunting" scientists. They also had known about the portal to the infinite realms.

They were even more shocked when he told them Danny had been crowned king.

"He was a teenage superhero and we were his support team"

Tucker smiled, "nows he's still saving lives. Danny really is something else"

Bruce had went to eh next room to brood over his failure to see all of this whole Supes glumly accepted the fact that he couldn't have done anything without knowing.

"You guys don't need to be so down about it. Any transmissions Danny tried to get to you guys was most definitely being blocked by Vlad and his fancy equipment"

Clark shook his head.

"So Vlad and Danny have history" Flash said.

"Yeah, deep history. In fact. Vlad shares Danny's condition. They're both liminals"

Tucker scowled, "he's literally a villain. Danny's been dealing with this guy for years."

"I can't imagine being a fourteen year old hero"

A glum look passed over Tuckers face.

"We, haven't talked in a while. But I should've tried. I knew he was going through something rough. It was hard for him. Didn't help that he was bullied either. Danny too nice for his own good"

"For now, all we can do is monitor his condition. Have faith in your friend"

Tucker nodded. Danny would wake up. He was sure of it.

[pwlanier]

Vladimir Nemukhin

Two jacks, 2006

acrylic on canvas

Vladimir Nemukhin 1925–2016

Member of the Lianozovsky group. Started out by experimenting with figural art, cubism, lyrical abstraction. In 1965 the ‘playing card’ motive organises the space of his paintings, graphics, assemblages: abstraction becomes solitaires on card tables, ‘card characters’ (valet, joker) and metaphysical scenes appear. Created minimalist sculptures. Works are in the Tretyakov Gallery, Metropolitan Museum, MoMA New York.

Vladey

[blingblong55]

The Great War - Simon Riley//Vladimir Makarov

Creds to: @shadow0-1 for that Ghost work

Based on a request:

with the new mw3, lets do angst, something along the lines of "Somewhere in the haze, got a sense i've been betrayed" coming from us because 141 betrayed us horribly, which ended up in us getting tortured and then we pretennd its fine when it isnt. forget and forgive we lie and when we meet with Makarov, we tell them, 'oops sorry, forgot i was also a enemy at some point, guess its time to betray like real enemies do' and as we set Makarov free, we show that we have been working as his spy ever since they betrayed us. also can this be with a female reader and we also marry makarov behind their backs so thats why we betray so hard? i love u!

A/N: I forgot to add the angst....im so sorry pookies

Part 2

---- F!Reader, soldier!reader, enemy!reader, betrayal ----

It's been three months since Task Force 141 last saw you and how you betrayed them. Makarov and you have become the real-life Joker and Harley Quinn. In love with the other and maybe the love is toxic but the way he and you were so mental and in love made it all so good and bad. Everywhere you went, his hand held yours. It was romance for what poison could be. Deadly. One night, as Makarov and you celebrate your anniversary, he decides to spoil you. A private jet, a romantic location and a whole week in paradise. Well, that is the plan at least.

On the way there, the jet gets hit, Makarov rushes and puts a vest over you, his trusted gun and a kiss. "What are you doing?!" you frantically ask. "I'll meet you at our spot later my love," he lets go and then opens the door to the jet. The air tearing the door, he kisses you once more and as you look at him in fear and confusion, he gives you the illusion that he is right behind. Which he is not.

As you descend back to steady ground, the last person you ever thought wanted to see you, pulls a risky stunt. One he claims he has no idea he had the adrenaline for. Your body is so close to the ground as you watch your husband's jet explode. Ghost, holding you close as he deploys his parachute. "Vlad!" you call out with a tear-filled face. Ghost held you with all his mighty power until you two reached the grassy area. As he begins to unstrap, your hands hit his chest multiple times. Messy tears escape your face, "Why! why the hell did this happen?! What did you do!" Your hits became more defenceless as you cried and let out sobs of fear. Ghost wraps his arms around you.

In your memories, there he is, Vladimir and the children you were so set to want. Lazy Friday nights, the kids, Vladimir and you, a beautiful and complete family. It was like every puzzle was perfectly placed. Green lawn, sunny day, a puppy, giggles and small kisses. All gone in a matter of seconds.

"Shhh, shhh, I know, R/N, I know," his hand on your head, rubbing it as he kept you close to him. He was a trained soldier, after all, so he knew that occasionally he had to deal with people going through so many emotions. His gaze, why does it have to be this way? Why must he stare at you like this now?

No one knew Ghost had been on the lookout for you. That he went against every order given to him, that he broke an oath to hold you in arms this way as you cry. You pull away, your arms wrapping around your own body. Trying to find comfort in this moment. How did you lose him so easily? After so long of loving him in secret, he is gone this quickly. Like a cheap curse. But he was meant to be the lifelong curse. To ruin your very soul and taint you with his power of cruelness.

"God what were you even thinking?!" You push him., "You could've died, Simon. And then what?! huh!" You push him again and this time he grabs your arms. His stare lowered, eyes teared up as he confessed, "I did it for you," and now, he has become someone who he hates. Someone who betrayed the task force, someone who fucked it up and still it felt so right. Maybe you are a temptress, maybe you are the cruel one and not these men. Why must you make them love you so hard that they do this? What the hell do you even do now?

"I killed them all, please…please R/N, please listen to me." His voice more softer, gaze is so beautiful that it makes your heart flutter. "No, Simon-" "Listen to me this once. I know what I did is wrong but damn it, don't you feel it too? Don't you feel what I do? When I hear your voice, that sweet melody becomes my reason to wake up early, to smile, to even dare come back from operations. R/N, I know I'm not the best-looking guy in a crowd but…damn it, I would ruin everything for you."

His hand holds yours as he places it over his chest, "For years, so many years, this heart has belonged to just you." He whispers and holds you in for a kiss.

A gunshot.

One body to the floor and then darkness surrounded by crimson red.

No one ever said the joke or Harley Quinn had a good ending, guess it is the way this life goes.

[At the 141 base]

"Price, have yer seen Ghost?" Soap walks in after looking for his friend around the base for nearly an hour. "Should be in the shooting range," Price responds. "Think he mentioned something about going to the gym," Gaz mentions. "Not in any of those places." Soap says. The three men looked everywhere. Then, a soldier comes running in, "Someone stole the plans and mapping for the operation-" "and many of the files have been deleted, security footage is also gone." Another soldier comments. The three men have many possible answers and then two names come to mind. Makarov and yours.

"She fucking kidnapped him?!" Soap was furious and it was well known he hated you for what you did. Gaz, oh that man hated you for everything you were worth. In their books, you placed first place against Makarov and Graves. "That fucking bitch," Soap slams his fist on the table of Price's office.

As the men gather information and what else was taken, they realise a pattern here. After knowing who you were, your pattern who Vladimir is and his way of dealing with stuff, they understood the job was from someone on the inside and described you as someone who broke in. With contacts in many parts of the world, they looked for traces of him and traces of you.

You weren't even planning on this robbery to the base. Makarov wasn't either, so there is a third man. Alejandro and the rest of Los Vaqueros were told that they had someone else as a suspect. The devil herself, Valeria Garza. One look into her history and she was also not behind this mess. She was hunting down someone, yes but she didn't care for 141…yet.

After hours of exploring any enemy that would do this, it suddenly struck. And just as Gaz was about to give his shocking idea, Laswell walked in.

"Ghost wasn't kidnapped, the files were stolen but it was him…he is the man on the inside. This entire time, Ghost talked with Makarov, they weren't friends but allies. He is our next target," she slams his file on the table. "If we want Makarov, we take Ghost down first." "But how?" "We hurt the desire of his newfound criminal mind." "Which is?" "Grim. We know he was hurt when she revealed she was with Makarov, so it's time we take it old school and hurt her to get to him." Laswell looks over at Price, he nods and leans on over. "If we do this, I don't want casualties." "We got a deal?" "We do."

With that set, 141 found the targets of their next operation but this time, their calls had to be whispered. Two former members of their teams who knew them all too well, this has to be all a precise work of war. Simon 'Ghost' Riley, R/N 'Grim' Makarov, the new image of a ticking bomb. Their names are given to all the agents in the world. Hitmen, snipers and all countries, looking for two mad soldiers.

One was set to win. That win would set a new record for all criminals and good men. This is how modern warfare changes for the better and worse of us.

This is the great war.

A/N: i thought this was uploaded and it turns out it was in my drafts all along....i'm stupid

Tags: @actuallyhiswife @eicee @liyanahelena

[connorsbonez]

DC/DP Crossover Idea #17

Jack and Bruce were close childhood friends and basically brothers who kept in touch and visited each other all the time when neither had children.

When Bruce gets Dick and Jack has Jazz, they begin to bring them along for their little visits, making Jazz Dicks first younger sibling. Then Jason comes around and he’s around Jazz’s age so it works finely until Jason dies and the visits stop.

For a brief period, long enough for Tim to join the game, as Jack practically bursts through the wall with his wife Maddie and his little girl Jazz as he helps Tim get Bruce’s shit together.

The Fentons totally don’t bring up the idea of murdering the Joker, he totally doesn’t deserve it for hurting Jason. Maddie totally doesn’t come close with a bazooka.

They’re there for however long it takes for Bruce to become somewhat stable before they finally agree to go back to Amity Park.

Danny’s finally born and Bruce is chosen as the second godfather next to Vladimir Masters (Jack cared about them both a ton and couldn’t pick between them), and the batkids don’t really get to see Danny face to face expect Dick as he literally just popped up at their door to hold his new cousin//younger brother.

It’s been a few years since either have been able to visit each other till one day after Batman gains all his kids and a year after Danny’s accident, are the Fentons able to visit the Waynes.

It’s a little chaotic after that with having to explain Jason’s sudden revival, the addition of Cass and Damien, Danny’s new status of being half ghost, and why they have another daughter that looks like a carbon copy of Danny

[antaxzantax]

Umbrella Pharmaceuticals - Chapter 56

Summary:

Sergei Vladimir becomes commander-in-chief of the UBCS. Spencer discovers that he is suffering from a degenerative disease.

1

The helicopter landed next to the hangar of a ramshackle airfield. He was told that the airfield would be refurbished after the construction of the UBCS headquarters in the heart of Rockfort, a remote and lonely island that belonged to the Falklands archipelago[1].

The helicopter's rotor stopped and a forty-something man with dull features and a nondescript suit greeted him with a thick British accent. This individual, Walter as he insisted on being called, was to serve as the secretary.

Walter had been personally selected by Spencer from among his contacts, he informed him, and assured him that he would be a good fit because of his proficient knowledge of the Russian language and his tolerance for the former Soviet enemy. Despite Spencer's good intentions, however, he detected that the man was discreetly casting sly glances at him. Finally, a sort of diversion.

Walter escorted him to a clearing where the Jeep awaited to take them to the main house. He was informed that the island was owned by the Ashfords until Alexander transferred ownership to Umbrella Pharmaceuticals. The Ashfords did little with it other than erect a vacation mansion and exploit the tiny local population of Hispanic origin as servants and labourers. This local population had remained in a state of anarchy after the family forgot the island's existence following Arthur Ashford's death. But the libertarian utopia was short-lived with the return of the old order at the hands of Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, for the local population had been forcibly conscripted to work in construction and in sustaining the growing column of mercenaries that Umbrella had hired to take care of the kind of business that only bad men would gladly accept. The eternal return of historical materialism manifested in paradise lost.

The Jeep raced along a rain-dampened dirt track. As they approached the mansion, it smelled of freshly poured cement and gunpowder. Walter, in the back row, shifted in his seat a couple of times because of the inability of his small body not to jump when the wheels hit the numerous potholes that riddled the battered path. The commander-in-chief, for his part, anchored himself in the front seat of the vehicle, aided by his colossal stature and corpulence. A damned Russian bear, the driver's joker remarked as they arrived at their destination.

The mansion was located at the top of a gorge. To cross to the other side, where the barracks were located, one had to descend a flight of stairs to cross a steel bridge that allowed one-way traffic for a single vehicle. Walter informed him that a tunnel would be cut into the gorge wall to connect the mansion with the barracks.

The mansion in question had lost none of its lustre as a luxurious stone building. The style of the property comprised an ecliptic combination of the typical English cottage with the Victorian neoclassicism of Buckingham Palace.

“Commander Vladimir.”

A uniformed man greeted him with a raised arm and introduced himself as his bodyguard. Sergei Vladimir returned the greeting and asked Walter to open the house for him. The secretary took a bunch of keys from inside his jacket and unlocked the intricate locks that had kept the place sealed and protected from the intrusions of the outside world.

The hallway was empty. The wood screamed with every footstep. Cobwebs ornamented the high ceiling and termites had devoured the door frames. Dead insects and rat droppings littered the floor.

“The Ashfords never sent anyone to maintain it,” said Walter, “but you have a room upstairs that has already been fitted out and provisionally furnished for you. The kitchen and housekeeping are also in operation, but we have waited until you were present before proceeding with the refurbishment, and according to your instructions.”

“Very well. At ease.”

Walter bowed goodbye and disappeared through the front door. Sergei wandered into the bowels of the former holiday home. In the ground-floor living room he discovered a tattered Scottish flag and yellowed conservative newspapers congratulating the Allied victory in World War II and railing against the Communist threat, while praising the free market and the Pope and complaining about the debauchery of youth. On one of them, a black and white photo of Stalin during the Potsdam conference had been defaced in biros. Imp horns had been drawn on it, and a handwritten notation had been included in the caption: ‘Thou shalt not destroy us’. He definitely understood instantly why he was hired by Oswell Ernest Spencer.

The Ashfords did not interest him. Spencer, on the other hand, fascinated him. He never knew of his existence until an officer friend told him that a British businessman was looking for mercenaries to form a militia against bioterrorism. Sergei signed up without thinking because of the limited job opportunities that awaited a disaffected Red Army man in Russia. He thought the employer would turn him down, but to his surprise, he found Spencer to be a very nice gentleman who was happy to hire anyone, regardless of their background or political ideology.

He met the old man at his Luxembourg mansion and saw in him a man atypically interested in Sergei's military and political past. Spencer was a classical capitalist and nostalgic for the British Empire. However, this did not prevent him from ingratiating himself with Sergei and listening to a brief lecture on Leninism. But what fascinated him most was not the Englishman's good nature, but the fact that they both shared the impression that the world was in a state of upheaval, the climax of which was hard to guess. In this climate of accelerating change and disorder, loyalty to a greater cause was the only transcendent quality to ensure victory. Sergei was loyal to the Soviet Union, which ended up being a lost cause. Umbrella would not be, because Sergei would be loyal not to the company but to Oswell Ernest Spencer.

Spencer needed his loyalty to carry out his plans for the future. He did not tell him what they were, but assured him that he would benefit greatly from them. Sergei took the job for the simple fact of finding out what those supposed benefits would be, for the money and for the privileges Spencer had promised him as part of Umbrella's paramilitary staff. He just had to be loyal to a greater cause. Semper fi as they used to say in America.

2

“Albert Wesker.”

“Alex. I am Mr. Spencer's daughter.”

They shook hands. She didn't mention his last name. Nor did he read that Spencer had a legitimate daughter. Her American accent gave her away.

“Your father has appointed me as security chief at this lab. I start today.”

“Your office is near mine. I'll walk you there.”

She was nervous. He could see it in her brusque gait and gesticulation. Who was that woman. She really wasn't even Spencer's biological daughter. Her posh American appearance contrasted too sharply with Spencer's old-school manner. A bastard daughter? Had Spencer ever even married? In any case, he didn't give a shit about his private life. What he wanted was to use Alex to continue his creeping rapprochement with Umbrella's executive circle.

Spencer had trusted him. Whether it was because of his previous job as chief researcher or not mattered little to him, what was relevant was that he was there and one step away from the corporate core. Of course, his new job as security chief for a clandestine lab would be temporary. It would take some time, but he promised himself he would rise to the top. There was no fallback plan, no second options: he would take over as much of Umbrella Pharmaceuticals as he could and start running on his own.

He abhorred being a subordinate.

3

Oswell received the medical report. He read it with trembling hands. The results had been positive: he was suffering from a congenital degenerative disease. His life expectancy, at best, would be barely more than ten years in 1992. To survive any longer would be miraculous.

He had inherited the disease from his father Abraham, and Alexandra, his bastard daughter, had inherited it from Oswell. If he did not quickly overcome his addiction to tobacco and alcohol, his life expectancy would be reduced by five years. Like all diseases of genetic origin, it could not be cured, and his was a rare disease with only one effective treatment to improve the patient's well-being while dying.

In conclusion, he had only one option left: the Progenitor virus. The virus resurrected the dying and turned them into nightmarish monsters. So what if the virus could be used to reverse ageing and strengthen the body? What if he could use it to defeat death? He needed Alexandra and all the resources at his disposal to undertake the task of continuing to discover Progenitor's limitless potential.

He would not die in bed consumed by his lack of ambition. He had the opportunity to aspire to be so much more, and he would be so much more. With Progenitor, he would be much more than Oswell, the son of Abraham.

He would be like a deity.

Notes:

[1] Canon info from the official Japanese guide for Biohazard CODE: Veronica Dreamcast.

[autisticsupervillain]

TUMBLR COMPLETE MONSTER TOURNAMENT!

Come next October 1st, Tumblr will vote to decide which villain is the vilest of them all! Of these 36 contenders, only one of them can be named the evilest Monster on Tumblr!

Here is the criteria on which our contestants shall be judged:

While several of these characters have a vast resource and scale disparity between them, try and ask yourself this: if the character with less resources could commit all the atrocities of the character with more resources, or even go beyond them, would they?

Contenders:

Round 1: Darkseid (DC Comics) vs Nyarlathotep (The Lovecraft Mythos)

Round 2: Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy) vs The Joker (DC Comics)

Round 3: Dimentio (Super Mario Bros) vs Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Round 4: Lord English (Homestuck) vs YHVH (Shin Megami Tensei)

Round 5: The Scarlet King (SCP Foundation) vs The Crimson King (The Dark Tower)

Round 6: The Lich (Adventure Time) vs Vilgax (Ben 10)

Round 7: Skynet (The Terminator) vs AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)

Round 8: Sauron (The Lord of the Rings) vs Red Skull (Marvel Comics)

Round 9: Carnage (Marvel Comics) vs Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa)

Round 10: The Radiance (Hollow Knight) vs Fire Lord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Round 11: Jonas Venture Sr. (The Venture Bros.) vs Masayoshi Shido (Persona)

Round 12: Palpatine (Star Wars) vs Frieza (Dragon Ball)

Round 13: Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) vs Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Round 14: Vladimir Makarov (Call of Duty) vs Light Yagami (Death Note)

Round 15: Johan Liebert (Monster) vs Slenderman (Slender)

Round 16: Freddy Krueger vs Michael Myers

Round 17: Spongebob SquarePants (The Bikini Bottom Horror) vs Kirby (There Will Be Brawl)

Round 18: The Major (Hellsing) vs Jonah Magnus (The Magnus Archives)

Round 19: Slappy (Goosebumps) vs Chucky (Child's Play)

Round 20: William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Martin Greywhinder (Harmony and Horror)

Round 21: Kefka Palazzo vs Nyarlathotep vs Bill Cipher

Round 22: Lord English vs The Scarlet King

Round 23: AM vs The Lich vs Sauron

Round 24: Junko Enoshima vs Fire Lord Ozai

Round 25: Frieza vs Jonas Venture Sr vs Dio Brando

Round 26: Vladimir Makarov vs Johan Liebert

Round 27: Spongebob SquarePants vs Freddy Krueger vs Jonah Magnus

Round 28: Slappy vs Martin Greywhinder

[gybas-blog]

Feliks: Shortly after the coronation of the monarchy of Spades. The King of Spades, The King of Diamonds, a Joker, a guard of Spades and a servant of Hearts took the streets to celebrate and things got out of control.

Days later, the stupid King of Clubs sent someone to kidnap me for demanding my basic rights. I was taken to a horrible swamp and locked in a tower with other people who questioned the monarchies, I met many people from different kingdoms.

One day, I was chatting with two other prisoners Lukas and Vladimir, when another prisoner was brought in and -oh right, lazy Gyba left the story there.

Me:🥲

By the way, Ivan didn't kidnap Feliks, he assumes it was him but it was someone else.

Day 4: Free day

For: @aphcardverse-week

[ofjokesandjamcardverse]

hey Im new here! can you get me the 411 on your cool af OCs?

((My three lil buddies! Ill give you atleast a bit of a rundown with em, which you can ask more about in the later tides!)) Darling || My Persona! || If you need a third person view of this world, she's your gal! An entity which exists as a being of chaos and mischief as a Joker, she is one of the many which have lived and died and came about to exist within the kingdoms themselves. Tho someone did help her find her way around... youll see em later! Ines || Clubian Pauper || A Young and tired twenty year old woman who's gotten herself a position of being the assistant to the royal mage of clubs. A rough and tumble type with a high status to her name but a lowly and almost peasant esc nature of a spitshine kid who'd steal your cash and drink your booze! Some question how Vladimir keeps her employed but.. he's... He is something...

Finally, the hottest man of Diamonds in the Artworld and Fashion.. Abdol || The Golden Handed Painter || A high class painter who's done art for the rich and famous and even more socially literate. Unfortunate for him it seems that the public desires to pry more into his business to see if he is wanting to take successors, assistancts or even end his career.. which would be criminal! He has worked so hard for his time in the spotlight.. and wouldnt you love to know more about it.

[ask-thejokers]

Have you ever thought about changing your hair, or do you like it the way that it is? If you could change it in anyway, what would you wanna change it to?

I like my hair how it is. but I wish it was a bit thinner. it takes a long time for it to dry, and things get stuck in it often

[justanoasisimagines]

List of Fandoms/Characters I write for...

House of the Dragon ❀Criston Cole ❀Aemond Targaryen ❀Aegon II Targaryen ❀Harwin Strong ❀Cregan Stark

Game of Thrones ❀Sandor Clegane ❀ Tormund Giantsbane ❀Podrick Payne ❀Jon Snow ❀Robb Stark ❀Theon Grejoy ❀Jorah Mormont ❀Samwell Tarly ❀Gendry Waters ❀Tyrion Lannister ❀Jaime Lannister ❀Oberyn Martell ❀Ramsay Bolton ❀Viserys Targaryen ❀Khal Drago ❀Daario Naharis ❀Dickon Tarly ❀Koner ❀Ser Davos Seaworth

The Walking Dead ❀Rick Grimes ❀Shane Walsh ❀Merle Dixon ❀Daryl Dixon ❀Glenn Rhee ❀Jerry ❀Negan ❀Milton Mamet ❀Ceasar Martinez ❀Siddiq ❀Abraham Ford ❀Eugene Porter ❀Noah ❀Theodore "T-Dog" Douglas ❀Beta ❀Alden ❀Simon ❀Benjamin ❀Phillip "The Governor' Blake ❀Dante

Fear the Walking Dead ❀Troy Otto ❀Jake Otto ❀John Dorie ❀Nick Clark

Mayans MC ❀Ezekiel Reyes ❀Angel Reyes ❀Neron "Creeper" Vargas ❀Johnny "Coco" Cruz ❀Nestor Oceteva ❀Hank Loza ❀Gilberto "Gilly" Lopez ❀Bishop Losa ❀Che "Taza" Romero

Sons of Anarchy ❀Jax Teller ❀Harry "Opie" Winston ❀Juan "Juice" Ortiz ❀Alexander "Tig" Tragger ❀David Hale ❀Chibs Telford ❀Bobby Muson ❀Happy Lowman ❀Herman Kozik

Marvel ❀Steve Rogers ❀Bucky Barnes ❀Sam Wilson ❀Joaquin Torres ❀Baron Helmut Zemo ❀Tony Stark ❀Bruce Banner ❀Clint Barton ❀Thor ❀Loki ❀Pietro Maximoff ❀James "Rhodey" Rhodes ❀John Walker ❀Eddie Brock ❀Erik Killmonger ❀Charlies Xavier ❀Druig ❀Ikaris ❀Hank Mccoy ❀Frank Castle ❀Billy Russo ❀Danny Rand ❀Matthew Murdock ❀Kraven the Hunter ❀Dane Whitman ❀Wade Wilson ❀Pior "Colussus" Rasputin

DC ❀Adrian Chase ❀Clark Kent ❀Arthur Curry ❀Hank Hall ❀Leonard Snart ❀The Joker (Heath Ledgeer) ❀Victor Zsasz (Gotham) ❀Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham) ❀Edward Nygma (Gotham) ❀Harvey Bullock ❀Christopher "Peacemaker" Smith ❀Jerome Valeska ❀Mick Rory ❀George "Digger"Harkness ❀Ciso Ramon ❀Ray Palmer ❀Bruce Wayne ❀Chato Santanna ❀Rick Flag ❀Alfred Pennyworth

Stranger things ❀Eddie Munson ❀Steve Harrington ❀Jim Hopper ❀Dr Alexie

Vikings ❀Ivar the boneless ❀Rollo ❀Ragnar Lothbrok ❀Ubbe ❀Sigurd ❀Bjorn Ironside ❀Halfdan the black ❀Harald Finehair ❀Aethelred ❀Aethelstan ❀Alfred

Bridgerton ❀Prince Fredrich ❀Anthony Bridgerton ❀Benedict Bridgerton ❀Colin Bridgerton

The Witcher ❀Jaskier ❀Eskel ❀Geralt of Rivia ❀Lambert

Top Gun ❀Robert "Bob" Floyd ❀Jake "Hangman" Seresin ❀Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

Shadow Hunters ❀Raphael Santiago ❀Simon Lewis

Fast and Furious ❀Deckard Shaw ❀Han Lue ❀Jakob Toretto ❀Dante Reyes ❀Aimes ❀Owen Shaw

Zoo ❀Mitch Morgan ❀Jackon Oz

Twilight ❀Carlise Cullen ❀Charlie Swan ❀Sam Uley ❀Garrett

Ewan Mitchell Characters ❀Tom Bennett ❀Micheal Gavey ❀Billy Washington

Joseph Quinn Characters ❀Tom Grant ❀Billy Knight

Henry Cavil Characters ❀Napleon Solo ❀Captain Syverson ❀Charles Brandon ❀Walter Marshall ❀Gus March Phillips ❀Sherlock Holmes

Chris Evans Characters ❀Ari Levinson ❀Hugh Ransom Drysdale ❀Loyd Hansen ❀Andy Barber

Primeval ❀Connor Temple

Law and Order - SVU ❀Rafael Barba

Criminal Minds ❀Spencer Reid ❀Derek Morgan ❀Luke Alverez

9-1-1 ❀Evan "Buck" Buckley ❀Eddie Diaz ❀Albert Han ❀Howard "Chimney" Han

Station 19 ❀Dean Miller ❀Jack Gibson

Chicago PD ❀Kevin Atwater

Call of Duty ❀Simon "Ghost" Riley ❀Captain John Price ❀Alex Keller ❀John "Soap" McTavish ❀Koing ❀Phillip Graves ❀Nikolai ❀Kyle "Gaz Garrick ❀Alejandro Vargas ❀Rudolfo "Rudy" Parra ❀Vladimir Makarov

Grimm ❀Nick Burkhadt ❀Monroe ❀Captain Sean Renard

Beauty and the Beast ❀The Beast ❀Gaston

Shameless ❀Lip Gallagher ❀Kevin Ball

Black Sails ❀Long John Silver ❀Charles Vane ❀Jack Rackham ❀Captain James flint

The Night Agent ❀Peter Sutherland

Harry Potter; ❀Remus Lupin ❀Sirius Black ❀James Potter ❀Oliver Wood ❀Percy Weasley ❀Charlie Weasley ❀Fred Weasley ❀George Weasley ❀Bill Weasley ❀Viktor Krum ❀Neville Longbottom ❀Cedric Diggory ❀Severus Snape ❀Cormac Mclaggen

Fantastic Beasts and where to find them ❀Thesus Scamander ❀Newt Scamander

Vampire Diaries ❀Damon Salvatore ❀Stefan Salvatore ❀Enzo St John

The Originals ❀Niklaus Mikealson ❀Elijah Mikealson ❀Kol Mikealson

Maze Runner ❀Gally

Greys Anatomy ❀George O'Malley

The Mummy ❀Rick O'Connell ❀Ardeth Bay

Once Upon a time ❀Killian Jones ❀David Nolan ❀August Wayne Booth ❀Neal "Bealfire" Cassidy ❀Rumplestiltskin ❀Sheriff Graham Humbert ❀Jefferson

The Musketeers (BBC) ❀Porthos ❀Aramis ❀Athos ❀D'Artagnan

The Last Of Us ❀ Tommy Miller ❀Joel Miller

Fargo ❀Gator Tillman

Sebastian Stan Characters ❀Nick Fowler ❀Lee Bodecker ❀Mickey

Lewis Pullman Characters ❀Rhett Abbott

American Gods ❀Mad Sweeney

Scream ❀Dewey Riley ❀Billy Loomis ❀Stu Matcher

Shadow and Bone ❀Matthias Helvar ❀Kaz Brekker ❀Jesper Fahey ❀Nikolai Lantsov

Reacher ❀Jack Reacher

Bullet Train ❀Tangerine

Percy Jackson ❀Poseidon ❀Hepheastus ❀Aries ❀Hades

The Last Kingdom ❀Osferth ❀Finnan ❀Sihtric ❀Ulthred

AEW ❀Maxwell Jacob Friendman ❀Wardlow ❀Eddie Kingston ❀Orange Cassidy ❀Chuck Taylor ❀Trent Berretta ❀Cash Wheeler ❀Luchasarus ❀Hook ❀Kenny Omega ❀Daniel Garcia ❀Will Osprey

WWE ❀Damien Priest ❀Grayson Waller ❀Sheamus ❀Otis

[gravesdept]

WRITELIST ! — who I write for

more will be added as time goes on

Call Of Duty

Keegan P. Russ, John Price John, "Soap" MacTavish, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick,  Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, König, David "Hesh" Walker, Logan Walker, Thomas A. Merrick, Alex Keller, Phillip Graves, Vladimir Makarov

The Walking Dead (haven’t seen)

Rick Grimes, Negan Smith, Daryl Dixon

Resident Evil (havent played)

Luis Serra Navarro, Chris Redfield, Leon Scott Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira, Albert Wesker, Ethan Winters

Red Dead Redemption 2 (haven't finished)

Arthur Morgan, Dutch van der Linde

The Last Of Us (Game)

Joel Miller, Tommy Miller

DC universe - (games included)

Batman | Bruce Wayne, Red Hood/Arkham Knight | Jason Todd, Catwoman | Selina Kyle, The Riddler | Edward Nashton, Nightwing | Dick Grayson, Superman | Clark Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Green Lantern | Hal Jordon, Aquaman | Arthur Curry, Joker | all, Harley quinn | Harleen Quinzel, Poison Ivy, John Constantine, Death Stroke | Slade Wilson

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Stephen Strange, Tony Stark, Namor, Wade Wilson

Spiderverse (most likely won’t write)

Miguel O’Hara, Peter B. Parker, Spider Noir, Hobie Brown

Avatar

Jake Sully, Neytiri, Ronal, Tonowari, Quaritch

Slashers - (shows, movies etc)

Billy Loomis (specifically), Danny Johnson Ghostface, michael myers, jason vorhees — and so on

Criminal Minds - (REQUEST NOW)

Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan

just request anyone, i will decide whether or whether not ill write for them

[masqueradenoir]

Two FNAF au concepts I have that are more or less the same thing of being about getting Williams children far away from him only one's a musical and the other's a superhero concept

1 the musical concept inspired by Disney's wish came about when I was listening to songs from wish and thinking how well they fit the situation with the Afton siblings namely this wish knowing what I know now and this is the thanks I get with this wish being Michael wanting a better life for both himself and his younger siblings knowing what I know now being him convincing Evan and Elizabeth that the three of them deserve better than William and knowing what I know now being William being frustrated at his children being seemingly ungrateful for what he does for them even though he doesn't do s***

Concept2. Mrs Afton is Ruby sokov from DC comics the daughter of the Golden age Red lantern Vladimir Sokov / Johnny Ladd former lover of the Golden age Green lantern Alan Scott they lost contact largely after Ruby married William with Ruby occasionally taking her children to visit their grandfather on days William wouldn't notice one day Vlad receives a letter from his daughter asking to come visit them in hurricane and if she's not present to look after her children now Vlad has been keeping his distance from his daughter and grandchildren due to William's homophobia but finds himself very worried and when he arrives he sees the kids and learns from Michael and another letter that Ruby left for him that William only married Ruby so that he could have meta human children that he could control and learns that Ruby was murdered by William in front of Michael after she discovered that William planned to experiment on their children to awaken their metahuman abilities with Michael's Awakening when he tries to save Ruby these abilities being pyrokinesis but he lost one of his eyes and hands in the fire that killed Ruby but William has already started experimenting on Evan and Elizabeth with fear toxin and joker venom respectively imported from Gotham unsurprisingly Vlad is pissed about this kills William and takes the kids with him to go see Alan to find somewhere for the kids to be put to be properly trained to use their powers Evans Powers other than Michaels are the ones I thought the most about he would have the ability to summon the nightmare animatronics and manifest them into reality Elizabeth I'm not entirely sure maybe superhuman agility and being very light on her feet and other circus-based powers because joker venom also she now looks more like baby while Evans skin has turned yellow as a result of the fear energy that now flows through his body like blood Michael got a prosthetic hand which because of superhero nonsense is a lantern construct that can morph into a hook because his superhero form is reminiscent of foxy Evans is reminiscent of nightmare fredbear

[pwlanier]

Vladimir Nemukhin

The patience "Do not cant", 1971

oil, collage on wood

Vladimir Nemukhin 1925–2016

Member of the Lianozovsky group. Started out by experimenting with figural art, cubism, lyrical abstraction. In 1965 the ‘playing card’ motive organises the space of his paintings, graphics, assemblages: abstraction becomes solitaires on card tables, ‘card characters’ (valet, joker) and metaphysical scenes appear. Created minimalist sculptures. Works are in the Tretyakov Gallery, Metropolitan Museum, MoMA New York.

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