#walking dead wizard

[fiasco95]

Interviewer: Why do you work out so much? To ease pre-game nerves?

James, scratching the side of his neck: Er.. Honestly?

Interviewer: Of course!

James, grinning: For my boyfriend.

James, turning to Regulus and winks at him: So I can carry him around. Whenever and wherever I want.

Regulus, choking on air: JAMES%]*[,>,*}.>+!—

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

[lulublack90]

Prompt 21 - Drama

@wolfstarmicrofic July 21, word count 148

“Fine, I’ll go if I’m that much of a nuisance!” Sirius screamed at a flustered Remus. He grabbed a bag and stuffed some of his clothes in it while Remus shouted at him. 

“That’s not what I meant, you absolute plonker!” Remus cried at him. Sirius slung his bag over his shoulder and stormed out of the flat. He was halfway down the road when Remus caught up to him. “Will you just stop and come back to the flat!” Remus growled as he stopped underneath the yellow glow of a street lamp.

“You can’t tell me what to do!” Sirius shot back at him. 

“I can when you’re being insane!” Remus took a step forward.   

“You’re not my husband!” Sirius yelled. He didn’t know why those words slipped out.  

“Yes, I am!” Remus returned, dropping to one knee and pulling a ring box out of his pocket. 

[aithusarosekiller]

The emeralds are definitely the group that everyone fearfully avoids as much as possible

And not because they're popular or violent, they're just weird to the point of it being unsettling to anyone who knows them. They're just sort of scary and it's not because they try to be, they just are. They're so used to each other that they don't even realise.

People won't think twice about them at first because they're just like any other random friend group but the second you've sat and actually paid attention to them you're avoiding them like the plague. They don't typically have many other close friends outside of their group because people are too wary of them so they've sort of become one group so close-knit that seem to be on the same brainlength permanently.

Like you've got-

Dorcas: who can modify almost any spell to be ten times as powerful as usual. She won't use them against people but she'll make her talent known by practicing and performing spells with her friends where others can see. To her she's just practicing her skill and to her friends it's just 'normal cassie' but it scares the shit out of most people who see it. Even teachers are startled at her skill and power levels. She is also fiercely protective of her group and her younger sister. Not that anyone would dare try anything after seeing his strong her channeling of magic is. She has all the potential to be a popular girl but everyone's fear of her power and her loyalty to her existing friends hold her back from that.

Barty: who is so much of a genius he could outsmart the minister if he wanted. He's clever and a little intimidating but also really good at hiding information about himself. Ask ten different people what he's like and you'll get ten different answers. Nobody ever knows what he's really thinking except apparently his own group. He has ways of having an hour long conversation and extracting your entire life story while sharing nothing in return. He'll sometimes get a small glint in his eye that only his friends seem to understand as a strange mix between inspiration and anger. To an outsider it just looks strange.

Evan: has on multiple occasions set people's essays on fire for talking shit about his friends and always gets away with it through the word of one of his groups. He managed to get an in with snape's gang, the popular Ravenclaws in the year below and the entire Hufflepuff quidditch team. Everyone knows he doesn't actually like any of them- he only truly likes his main group (the emeralds)- but nobody can figure out why he likes to float around and watch others. In reality he just likes knowing how people's minds and dynamics work. Getting people to defend him is he faces trouble is just a bonus

Regulus: he is the confusing one. He's quiet and isn't easily noticed if you aren't paying close attention. But he's smart. Not Barty's level of academic genius, he's a very logical person. He can be given one small piece of information and do almost anything with it, draw any conclusion. He can seemingly communicate a train of thought with his friends just by looking at them to the point where there are rumours of him being a legilimens. He gives the feeling of knowing more than he lets on. To his friends, despite his quietness he is warm and sensitive but where they get that impression from is anybody's guess.

Pandora: who's just on such another level of morbid that people will be scared to whisper about her behind her back incase she or one of the other's hear them. She carries small, probably haunted porcelain dolls with her at all times, which are apparently gifts to her from some of the forest-folk during one of her many visits to the forbidden forest. She is also known to dabble in necromancy, particularly regarding animals. She meddles a lot with whatever niche types of magic she can find with little guidance, which many find scary. She's very empathetic but her curiosity in the morbid only scares people off. She's usually kind to anybody she comes across but that won't stop them from being wary and staying away.

And in their heads they're just another normal group who hang out a lot, understand each other, are liked by the teachers, and help new first years when they get lost. But to the rest of the people in their year as well as the year above and below, they're insane.

[adharastarlight]

sirius was the biggest jegulus shipper, until he found out their lovey dovey cutesy shit was also physical

that's when james got chased through scotland

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

peter's like questioning his sexuality and sirius is like lets kiss and if you dont get hard from kissing me (the pinnacle of male beauty) youre straight (and maybe your dicks broken idk)

[accio-sriracha]

No because what even are the Marauders? Like the dynamics are just so absolutely wild with these four characters.

Okay so we have Remus: Literally a werewolf, stone cold sarcasm, could kill a man with one look, sharp mind and sharper tounge, like 6'4 and could 100% tower over you, in general just does not give a shit.

But we also have Remus: Soft Boi, tall and lanky, incredibly socially awkward, just wants naps and chocolate all the time, blushes furiously, way too stressed out about absolutely everything, can't go twenty minutes without complaining that he's cold.

We have Sirius: Punk Rock Badass tm, drives an illegal flying motorcycle, has the coolest animagus form to date, scary dog best friend privileges, the most Noble and Ancient House of Black reject, could kill you without hesitation if you look at his friends wrong, could tower over you even though he's shorter??, his voice is somehow even more threatening when it's quiet.

But then we have Sirius: Perpetual gay panic, will willingly fling himself off a bridge if any of the marauders told him to, terrified of Lily Evans (who's the shortest of all of them), sings along to Dancing Queen every time it plays, needs affection or he'll die, will break down crying because he cant get his eyeliner right, absolute hot mess.

We have James: Over protective, strong enough to manhandle someone easily, also incredibly tall, doesn't care what anyone thinks of him, popular jock, secret charms genius and could come up with a spell to haunt you forever, known for being a Prank God, is best friends with the House of Black reject and a literal werewolf, the untouchable quidditch captain, could probably down eight firewhiskeys and still shoot a quaffle perfectly through a hoop, his angry glare could melt fucking steel.

Then we have James: chased after the same person for seven years, crooked glasses and always messy hair, big doe eyes, literally and figuratively deer in headlights, won't stop whining about everything, takes an hour long shower because he needs to find the right playlist, refuses to eat sandwiches with the crusts on, wears mismatched socks, such a mama's boy, wears croptops for fun, likes being choked.

Well... and then there's just Peter: Not a mean bone in this kid's body, he will bring the snacks to the study group and there is nothing you can do about it, likes cheese, always down for a road trip, desperately needs validation, pins photos of all his best friends to his wall, likes cheese, can make you cry just by pouting at you, literally just a big tedy bear, needs at least three hugs a day, LIKES CHEESE.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Rick: I can’t believe you would do something that stupid!

Y/N: Rick, I think we all knew I could do something that stupid

[honeyxmonkey]

Walking Dead Douxie is not immune to light possession...

I'd say all those zombie bites really did a number on him...

[el-amor-que-perdimos]

the black brothers' parents never signed them up for any martial arts/combat sports, for fear of one day being overpowered by the ones they sought to control.

[reverie-darling]

"you take the girl outta the wizarding world, not the wizarding world outta the girl"

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

James Potter is the type of parent to be excited to do the 'awful' tasks, he is aye-okay changing diapers, he loves rocking a screaming baby to sleep, he's just excited to be a dad.

Regulus is the most nervous parent you've ever seen, the second the baby came home the house was bubble wrapped. There are so many baby-locks everywhere that it takes five minutes to open a single cabinet.

Lily is the multi-tasking parent, baby in one hand and everything else in the other. Lily was forced to become ambidextrous because she is the favorite parent, she has her kid strapped to her in a baby carrier at all times.

[saturnsconstellation]

Rosekiller is Tall but smart & short but fast

[lena15-08]

"Dead girl walking" but Regulus as Veronica, James as JD, and Voldemort as Heather C right before Regulus sets out to destroy the locket

[moonsstan]

what in the marauders fandom world. my school is having this student-trade thing and im going to a different school and while we were all talking one guy from our school who plays bass and sings pulled up with a KISS shirt and RED CONVERSE (james and sirius’ combination). and then there was another guy who looked JUST like james and acted like him. Also there were two guys who acted like james and sirius and the teacher told them to stand up and stand next to her so they wouldnt misbehave anymore. Speaking of the teacher, she acted lowkey like mcgonagall.

UPDATE ‼️‼️ Basically the red-converse-KISS-shirt dude’s mentor was the james potter’s lookalike and now theyre friends

[maraudersandtears]

hey

Pandora wears gold and silver jewelry, all together, that’s it