#wormtail and padfoot

[ittgirl23]

When Marlene found out that the marauders called Sirius Pads, she definitely called him tampon to piss him off.

[outromoony]

James: One of you will betray me tonight.

Sirius: Is it me, James?

James: No.

Remus: Is it me, James?

James: No, it's not you either.

Peter: Is it me, James?

James:

James, mockingly: iS iT mE jAmEs?

[pxrty-crxsher]

Sirius: So how did you guys get together?

Barty: He was watching me, like a stalker.

Evan: Everyday, for a straight month.

Barty: Gay month you mean?

Remus: …

Sirius: Anyways.. what I mean is, what happened that made you think, ‘oh I want him as my boyfriend’ ?

Barty: He was stalking me and I thought it was hot.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Regulus: Why?

Remus: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Sirius:

Sirius: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[moonytoastx]

Sirius: "You're so clingy."

Remus:

Remus: "You came into my bed."

Sirius, wrapping his arms around Remus's body: "And you let me? You're smothering me, Moony."

[patchesunsolved]

look at me in the eye and tell me that’s not remus and regulus having a cute platonic moonwater moment and then there’s sirius in the back cursing and hating them

[yourgalgremlin]

Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:

GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?

REG: That depends.

GUY: On what?

REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️

REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.

JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.

[siriusorionblackiii]

*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*

james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!

sirius: you’re kidding.

james: i’m dead serious.

sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Sirius: What's it like being tall?

Sirius: Is it nice?

Sirius: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

James: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Regulus: It was one time!

[calmlyerratic]

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

[melstinybrain]

*sirius and james arguing*

james: *takes off his glasses*

sirius: EVEN IF HE- what are you doing?

james: I don't want to see you right now.

[wtchyvibes]

I think if they ever had the chance, they would protect each other at any cost </3

[outromoony]

Families aren't always just a man and a woman.

Sometimes, a family is a group of three illegal animagus and their werewolf.

[pxrty-crxsher]

*power goes out*

Evan: Fucking shit, I can’t see anything

Barty: Don’t worry. I’ve got this covered.

Barty: *stomps feet*

Barty: *sketchers light up*

Barty: You’re welcome

[icedcoffeebabyy]

I fear no fancast will ever match how sexy Sirius Black actually is.

[mezsygfs]

i imagine one of Wolfstars conversations like this

Sirius: "moony truth or dare"

Remus: "no"

"...."

Sirius: "would you do me as a dog? Like in your wolf form or whatever. Wolfy ever wanna do me?"

Remus: "pads what the fuck"