#wattpad lol

[heywriters]

once again, to the people charging money for fanfiction: be more freaking careful before you get us all taken down?!?!?!?! you shouldn't be doing that at all because you don't have any right to make money off someone else's copyright, but making noise about it risks legal repercussions even for people who don't charge! STOP THAT.

and DEFINITELY don't be advertising it on AO3

[silver104]

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They all stare at their dozens of partially-changed lightbulbs and daydream about changing lightbulbs instead of actually changing the lightbulb, scroll through Tumblr and look at memes about changing lightbulbs instead of actually changing the lightbulb, and lie awake at 3 AM staring at the ceiling hoping that the lightbulb will magically change itself instead of actually changing the lightbulb.

[kennico]

miss them

[hrpayo01]

Look, impending death and murder aside, Katniss must be so excited to be all lovey dovey with Peeta again in the Quarter Quell lol. She missed him after their first games, she didn't want to let go. She was confused while she was at home and Gale was also working in the mines full time by then, so she didn't even have the bestie who made her feel guilty to distract her. Mrs. Everdeen was a cockblock.

The kiss on tv was a good excuse. Peeta wanting to be friends broke the ice. The victory tour and QQ training surely brought them closer together. The rooftop picnic date and sleeping together in the train must've been a pressure cooker where, girling was lying on his lap, she allowed it, she slept through the night in his arms. The games being their last hurrah (and the baby) was Katniss' excuse to finally devour the poor guy lol.

That must have been the most free Katniss has ever been. She doesn't need to feed her family, she no longer worries about what Gale will feel, Snow already told her she failed...her only worry is that Peeta would sacrifice for her but she was honestly confident that she can take him (as in make him win lol).

Honestly girl, same. I get to freely love my crush AND I die in the end leaving this fucked up world behind?! Honey nut cheerio, mf 😂

[starrstunned]

Me when the red oktoberfest angst. 💥💥💥

Based off a fic I read :3c

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[srestaaaaa]

“For you, I would” is a love language

[lilbeanz]

Sometimes when I'm writing fic, I have to step back and think:

"Is this too fanfiction?"

Like, is this good? Or is this some Troy and Gabriella bullshit?

Is this still a better love story than Twilight?

[medicsbigburlychest]

when ur trying to find a simple dbh fanfic but every other story has a tag like "ABSOLUTE HARDCORE ANAL FINGERING (NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED OR THE EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE)"

[averybasicbitch]

Pretty excited for this shit. Can only imagine how it’s gonna go

[tsushi-talks]

I'm glad Lucy's stardress and stardress mix exists as well as the other powerful celestial spells because there won't be new "Lucy turns out to be a powerful dragon dragon slayer" fics.

[chaosfantasmic]

the wattpad Pinterest kid to tumblr AO3 kid pipeline is real

[motheryves]

Ao3 down still, so here are some alts !!!

a job : you can live out that coffee shop slow burn strangers to lover fluff 50k fanfic irl. just manifest or sumn. if you alr got one... idk, beat up ur boss.

grass : lay in it, roll around, eat it, touch it, sleep in it, smoke it. idc. just touch it. pretend the grass is an angst fanfic. pick up some of the grass and play out ur fav fanfic scene like ur playing with barbies. you may look weird but it's okay bc we're going through a crisis

an actual book : i scared some of y'all when I said that. "imma read me a book to get away from fanfics," that book has been collecting DUST. the termites is chewing the shit up as we speak. open that book and read it (e-books count too).

google docs : this is for the writers. yeah, go finish that fanfic. the shit been sitting in ur drafts for weeks now, unfinished asf. one word at a time, drink some water pookie.

outside : scared y'all again. go for a walk, talk to somebody, breathe some fresh, get some bitches, idk. if ur ace, get some platonic bitches.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

”I love your humour” Yeah thanks, I got the starter pack that was included with my queerness, and the rest I got from Wattpad comment sections and Tumblr 🥰

[celestie0]

guys i'm taking my works off of wattpad bc wattpad readers scare me so bad omg. the vibes are just...the vibes are just so off, SDKHFDSJ sorry to any of my readers that prefer to read on wattpad, but i'm just gonna post on tumblr n ao3 going forward!!!

[srestaaaaa]

girls be into literature and poetry then fall in love with a guy with 0 communication skills.