#waynekids

[confusedingotham]

I met my first of the Wayne Kids today. Tim Drake called out to me as the elevator doors were closing with his arms full of drink carriers. He had three spread between his arms and all of them were full of coffees. I held the doors for him.

When I asked him who the drinks were for, he looked at me weird. I asked him again and he told me they weren't for anyone else.

Does anyone know if he's alright?

-River

[artiboi-navarro]

Guys I'm so exited o show you this. I did spend weeks fine-tuning how it would look all together, and it was MONTHS working on them individually. You can definitely tell where the quality changes from character to character, as I grew and as challenges got in the way like my tablet breaking last summer etc. But wow I'm so proud of the result! . . 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ ⬇️Comment below what you think!⬇️ ⏩ share with your friends ⏩ ➕ Follow me for daily art 😄 ➕ 🔔 Turn on post notifications 🔔 . . . @artiboi_navarro 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Some Tags: 📸 #batfamily #cass #cassandracain #cassandracainbatgirl #blackbat #cassandracainblackbat #favoritechild #steph #stephanie #stephaniebrown #stephaniebrownbatgirl #batgirlstephaniebrown #batgirl #spoiler #spoilerstephanie #timdrake #timdrakerobin #timdrakewayne ##waynekids #batkids #threepagespread (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ES8FfBnsi/?igshid=khr9tw0xybal

[mysaladnj]

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[bin-of-gayness]

#OnlyInGotham part 2

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I was just saved by Red Hood, and his helmet was damaged. After we got to safety, the top of an apartment complex, he had to take it off. And boy, was My gay ass not ready for that. After seeing his face, my mind went on complete autopilot. I yelled a pickup line, winked at him, and may have used finger guns..... no, I definitely used fingerguns. #OnlyInGotham #AndTheEmbarassmentSetsIn

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I just witnessed the small Robin stare down Superman before chucking a piece of what I believe was kryptonite at him and yelling, “Get out of my fathers city!” #OnlyInGotham #TheTrueSonOfBatman #kidhasguts #SuckItMetroplois! #Oursmallbirdisbetterthanyourblueboyscout!

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I’m in a Walmart parking lot, it’s four am, and there’s a pickup truck driving around the almost empty lot. This would be normal, if not for the fact that fucking Arsenal is driving and Red Hood is standing in the trunk, flying a kite. I stg these people. #OnlyInGotham #WhyAWalmart?! #Why4am?! #OhShitIveBeenSpotted!!

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#OnlyInGotham does the young business protege and adopted son of the CEO of a billion dollar company walk into a Red Robin and scream, “MY PEOPLE! I AM YOUR KING!” #TimDrakeNeedsHelp #andcoffee #andsleep #poorbruce #savebruce2k18

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The only reason I attend Wayne Enterprises opening ceremonies still, is because of the Wayne Kids. The last one I went to, as soon as Bruce cut the ribbon to open the building, about five gallons of neon pink paint poured down onto Damian Wayne. Next thing I know, a smirking Tim Drake is standing next to a small, neon pink blob monster. #OnlyInGotham #DamianattackedTimsecondsafter #WayneKids #SaveBruce2k18

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#OnlyInGotham do schools not shut down for, “common criminal accidents”, anymore. #You’reacommonrobber? #PshSoWhat? #YouretheRiddler? #FuckJoCloseTheSchools!

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Uh.... I just saw Catwoman have a conversation with what appeared to be an army of stray cats. #OnlyInGotham #Batmanyoumightwanttoseethis Update: And the cats just helped her rob a jewelry store. Well that’s new, not unexpected, but new.

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@TheRealBatman, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do whatever I did! Just please stop sending Nightwing over! He keeps eating all my cereal! #OnlyInGotham #BatsImSorry #SomeoneHelpMe #He’sAGrownManchild!

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[hashtagonlyingotham]

I've been working in the front office at Gotham Academy for years now (started a year before Dick Grayson was enrolled) and I no longer get worried when one of the Wayne kids or their friends come to school with a broken bone. #onlyingotham #WayneKids #BruceWayne #howmanytimescantheybreaktheirarmsandlegs? #pleasestopthemfromslidingdownthebanister #eventhoughmostofthemaregrown #thisisntsafe #DamianWayne #hasbroken5bonesinthepastyear

[confusedingotham]

I’ve heard some rumors going around that Bruce Wayne is Batman. I would like to put these theories to bed.

I’ve seen Bruce Wayne’s schedule. I’ve made the spreadsheets before. There is absolutely no way that you could do everything that man does in a day, look after all of his kids, don the Batman suit and fight crime all night WHILE getting the proper rest and food the human body needs to survive.

I am sure of it.

-River

[confusedingotham]

Notice to Jason Todd

Jason Peter Todd, I know you read these posts. I am WORKING. Please stop bothering me while I am doing so. Thank you.

-River

[confusedingotham]

So, Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain just came inside. They had some very full trash bags with them. All they did was wink at me as they snuck into Bruce's office.

More on this story as it develops.

[confusedingotham]

RE: the jason prank war. to get out: enlist the help of damian wayne (if you can convince him). if he pranks jason without you, jason will get distracted by him. to retaliate: enlist the help of tim drake-wayne (if you can get his attention). if you team up with jason's little brother to prank him, oh it's on baby

Thank you for these tips, I’ll keep them in consideration

-River

[confusedingotham]

It appears as though Jason has taken my previous posting as a challenge. I arrived today to find that all my pens were missing.

I may have accidentally started a prank war with Jason. Any suggestions for how to either get out or retaliate?

-River