#jason Todd prank war

[valcove]

Okay, hear me out

Imagine with me. Batman, pedaling as fast as he physically can, on this children's bike, chasing a rogue. It was the only option he had, and he knows he'll be made fun of later by his kids, but he has a mission at the moment, so he can't be bothered to care

And then passing him is Nightwing riding a segway (Nightwing themed, of course), Red Hood wearing heelies, Red Robin on his normal motorbike, and then Damian on a little classic child tricycle.

As it turns out, someone (Alfred) had hidden all the normal vehicles for a prank war, left only Red Robin's motorbike to frame him (because who would suspect Alfred??), and was currently receiving pictures from Barbara to add to a photo album.

Alfred knows he's safe from retaliation, even when they figure out who did it.

[phantoms-world-and-more]

What if danny haunted wayne mannor

So because danny has problems with billionaires after moving to gothem he makes it phantoms mission to haunt the crap out of him.

His adoption problem dosent help his case.

So danny just dose random shit around the mannor. He once got turned all the furniture in all 4 living rooms upside down.

He once released cuji in the mannor and caused damian to sulk for a good 3 months over not finding the puppy.

He once poured sleeping pills in tims coffie and carried him to his room, he thinks dick saw him but it was mostly just tim floating on the air to him.

When jason came over he hunted danny down and forced him to tell him why he was there.

Danny proceeded to go on a rant about billionaires. And tell jason he's doing a prank haunting of wayne mannor.

Jason decides to help danny

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

Due to the traffic light colours of Robin's suit, Jason, Tim and Steph once stole a Stop sign and super glued it to Damien's sword

He still has yet to forgive them and awaits his time for revenge

[sentienceisoverrated]

Jason: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Alfred: Please return soon, Master Jason.

Jason:

Jason: Of course , Alfred. You’re the best. I’ll be back tomorrow.

Alfred: Thank you.

Jason: BUT NOT FOR YOU FUCKNUGGETS

Dick: YOU LIL’ SHIT JASON

Jason: BYE FUCKERS!!

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Bonus:

Bruce: I need a bigger swear jar.

[cottagecore-moss-king]

Not so Artificial Intelligence Part 2

When Bruce finally managed to get the time to look at the file Danny had added to the bat computer, it was almost patrol, and the rest of the family was filling in to get ready to head out. Even Jason had shown up, but that was probably just because he was bribed by Alfred with leftovers from dinner. Bruce couldn’t really blame him, Alfred’s food was the best in the world, but he does wish that he would show up more often just to hang out with him and his siblings.

Bruce sat in the bat-chair, graciously labeled with a sticker from a recent prank by Stephanie. She had gone around and labeled everything in the bat cave, but added the bat suffix in front. It had taken forever to find most of them, but he allowed some of them to remain. 

Finding the new folder was easy, it was labeled FROM DANNY, and left in the middle of the screen. Clicking it open and sipping his fresh coffee he glanced at the first document. The folder was full of notes, pictures and videos, but all of the previews were white, green, or black. 

Bruce started to read through the document, and chocked on his coffee at the contents.

Hello Batman and family, I hope this reached you before they do. I didn’t bring this up just incase you knew and were supportive, but how you act and how contaminated you are I will assume you do not. There is a Government Law that declares any being that has come into contact with enough or creates ectoplasm as non-sentient and non-sapient, but at the same time malicious {Abbreviated the AEA}. We are to be turned over to the GIW to be experiment upon and exterminated. This is literal torture, and I have gathered as much evidence as me and my friends could without being caught. I beg you, please be careful if you decide to take these people down. From what is on here, I think that Lazarus Water is a form of corrupted ectoplasm. Also, anyone who has died and come back to life no matter what are counted, and anyone with godly blood within them. Please Please, save us. My parents are the leading “scientists” which is bullshit, and they’ve already tied me down once. I can’t go through that again. Please, Amity and the Infinite Realms need help. If you don’t help us, I’m scared we may be forced to go to war, and I don’t think you can win against the godly dead. 

Please, I’m begging you - Danny Fenton {King Phantom}

“You good B?” Nightwing asked strolling over casually. He didn’t know how to answer, how was he supposed to say ‘Oh yeah, just found out that the government calls us non-sentient\sapient, and we are to be experimented and slaughtered. Also if we don’t stop them our worlds probably going to fall and we’re all going to die a painful death.’ That’s a fun conversation to have.

Clearing his throat he finally spoke up. 

“Red Robin, Oracle, I need you to help me sort through these, Nightwing, get the Justice league ready for an emergency meeting, call the Dark too. Look at this.”

“Are we sure it’s real though? It could be a prank,” muttered Oracle, though even she doubted her words.

“Even so, the threat is there and we should certainly look through this, and that means the League needs to know.”

Batman carefully mourned the loss of a peaceful evening, and his coffee, he was going to need to leave that at the cave, he had an image to keep. 

Nightwing wasn’t smiling anymore, Robin looked concerned, and Red Hood was openly gawking at the screen.

“I’ve called the emergency meeting, you three sort these files out, I’m calling up the JLD now. Guess we should warn Constantine to bring a couple extra bottles huh.” His joke fell flat, but Bruce wonders if he should bring some alcohol and coffee with him, image be dammed. 

“Wait a second, godly blood included? They fuckn’ shittin’ on Diana!”

“That’s what your concerned about Todd? Not that the we both fall under these parameters, along with Father and the rest of the collection? I will go fetch Thomas from his chambers, he will need to suit up to follow us to the watchtower.”

“Good idea Damian, tell him to hurry up. Everyone else, in the Zeta Tube, Alfred, you can stay here if you want.” Bruce gathered his laptop and moved the file over, copying and sending it to Tims laptop as well. 

“Thank you master Bruce, I will wait for the younger masters then I will be up shortly. Run along now.” Alfred excused with a bow, but even his face was shadowed in worry and thinly veiled anger. 

“See you in a bit Alf.” Dick replied, inputting directions to the watchtower in and doing a quick headcount. 

With a flash, the dark gloomy cave was replaced by fluorescent lights and the steel infrastructure of the watchtower. Hopping off the platform another flash of light appeared, and Aquaman stepped out. The group filled out as Aquaman politely greeted them. Making their way to the nearest meeting room, Batman and Red Robin began to set things up as the gathered heroes began to sit. 

“Hey Nightwing, what’s with the meeting, you never call for an emergency meeting, Blüd rarely has big threats.” Flash mentioned as he zoomed into the meeting room, last as always, and began to dig into his waffle plate. Where he got waffles from, Bruce didn’t want to know, they weren’t serving waffles in the cafeteria today, or yesterday from leftovers. 

“This isn’t just Blüdhaven, it’s all of the united States.” He worried, checking over one final time to make sure everyone was here. A collection of the main heroes from the Justice League, they’d need to figure out who counted as ecto-contaminated before throwing people around, and Constantine, Zatanna, and Deadman were gathered to represent Justice League Dark. At least he assumed Deadman was there, as a chair was pulled out and labeled for him. At least they wouldn’t have to race to find him, they could tell him just to stay up in the watchtower if things got bad. Finally, Robin and Signal rushed in, signal tiredly rubbing his eyes and his helmet in Agent A’s hands. 

“As some of you know, a person got stuck in the batcomputer a couple months ago. And was only recently released.” Murmurs and imputed questions rose around, and Nightwing promptly ignored them. 

“They left behind a file for us, and we were looking through it and discovered many hidden crimes from the US government. They have taken and labeled a whole species and group of people as non-sentient and non-sapient, and have been experimenting and committing genocide on them.” Again, a chorus of questions and yelling went up, and Nightwing had to take a moment to pause. A glance at Martian Manhunter reviled a stone cold face, quietly waiting for more information. 

“Oh god… what is this?” 

[devilstruly]

FRI(END)S -

- 'let's put the end in friends'

pairing (drumroll please) - jason todd x f.reader

includes - mutual pining, best friend dick grayson, batfam being nosy as shit, reader is kind of camera shy/insecure, jealous jason but in a cute way, angry confession (personal fav), mild angst but with a happy ending obvi, swearing, briefly mentioned smut (like one sentence at the end) + anything i might've missed

a/n - hi hello...idk what to say honestly. this was a very random idea i got at like 3am and i can just hope that you guys will like it. also my characteristics of the fam are solely based on the webtoon. yes the title is inspired by taehyung's single what about it

@dreamingaboutsakuratrees this one's for you (and everyone else who voted on that poll) <3

'Yes! Yes, that's perfect! Gosh, the camera absolutely loves you two!'

'Thanks, Delilah ~'

Dick sends the photographer a wink, paired with that signature grin of his, and she nearly falls on her ass. You roll your eyes at the scene affectionately, focused on fixing your hair and checking your makeup for the nth time in the past hour.

'Will you quit it?'

Beside you, your best friend whines and you swat him away with your hand, eyes never leaving the mirror.

'I'm sorry! I just wanna make sure it looks good!'

'You look beautiful. You're doing great, you just need to relax. Focus on me, yeah?'

It's honestly impossible to say no to those eyes, you've learned that a long while ago. The fact that he knows the effect he has doesn't help either.

The photoshoot goes by in a blur. You've changed at least five outfits, done the couple shoots, done the single ones, had a lunch break, etc etc. Throughout the day you learn that the crew that works for Gotham Gazette is actually quite nice, which helped ease your nerves immensely.

Now six hours later, you're sitting in your comfortable clothes, in the passenger seat of Dick's car, on the familiar road towards the Wayne Mansion.

As soon as you step through the door you're greeted with a flash of purple.

'How was it?! Tell me everything! When will the cover be out?! What did you wear?! Who did you see?!'

Stephanie looks as if she's about to burst and simultaneously split her face in half with her grin.

'It went...well, it went.'

Beside you Dick rolls his eyes so hard you could almost hear the gesture.

'Don't listen to her, it was great. She was great.'

'Stoppppp!'

You immediately hide your face in your hands, much to the man's amusement. One of Dick's arms wraps around your shoulders and the three of you head for the library.

'Well, well, well, if it isn't Gotham's power couple ~'

'Gross. Everybody knows they are mere friends.'

'We know. But the rest of Gotham is skeptical.'

'You are hallucinating, Drake. This is why you should stop drinking multitudinous of coffee.'

'Listen here you little shit-'

'O-kay!'

Dick, as always, steps in between the two brothers, effectively averting what could result in another prank war between the two. And it's not even prank season yet.

'Damian, you and I need to discuss that plan for tonight, right?'

'What are you talking ab-'

'The sooner we start the better!'

With that the two dissappear from the room, a very confused Damian letting himself be led by a beaming Dick.

Allowing yourself to feel the tiredness from everything you've done today, you plop on the now empty seat on the couch and sigh deeply.

'Cookie?'

'Thanks, Cass.'

You smile gratefully at the girl, sinking into the cushions more and more while chewing on the chocolate chip cookie.

'Sooo...'

Duke begins, the suspicious tone causing you to raise a brow before he continues.

'...When do we get to see the pictures?'

With this, every pair of eyes in the room turns to you, and you have to avoid the urge to groan.

'The actual magazine comes out in a week. But they'll email us the pictures the day after tomorrow I think.'

'I can't wait to see them! I bet you and Dick had so much chemistry in the photos!'

'Honestly, next to him I don't think anyone will notice me.'

'Of course they will! Especially if you did a couple shoot and got all close and-'

A loud slam interrupts Steph and her rambling and all of you turn to look at a very annoyed Jason. Which, to be fair, is just normal Jason.

He's silent when he stands up and walks across the room, hands stuffed in his pockets. If you had to guess, you'd say he was avoiding eye-contact too.

'Awkward...'

'Not helping Duke.'

- a few days later -

Everyone is sitting in the living room, crowded around Tim's computer, with you and Dick in the middle.

'Jason!'

Dick chirps as soon as he sees his brother enter the room.

'Come look at the photos!'

'No thanks.'

That was the second time that week that Jason refused to look you in the eyes and downright ignored your existence. But you knew better than to press Jason Todd.

Besides, maybe it wasn't even personal.

-

This was definitely personal.

You haven't talked to Jason in days, and it was driving you insane. The worst part is that you have no idea what the fuck you did.

So naturally, as one does, you'll ask him about it. Deciding that it's best to do it after patrol, particularly after the two of you took down some thugs together and were left alone, you refuse to go back home until you two work this out.

'See you tomorrow.'

'Jason.'

Red Hood stops dead in his tracks, and despite his back being turned to you, you can see the tension in his shoulders.

'This needs to stop.'

'I have no idea what-'

'Cut the bullshit, Jay. Why the fuck have you been avoiding me?'

He inhales deeply, mustering up the courage to turn around and face you. Your arms are crossed in front of your chest, accompanied with a very annoyed glare.

'I'm waiting.'

'It's nothing that concerns you.'

His answer makes you at least five times more furious and you scoff.

'Oh yeah? Well I beg to differ. I think I deserve to know why my friend has spent an entire week actively avoiding me.'

Due to his helmet you can't see it, but Jason rolls his eyes in annoyance.

'Why do you care, anyway? I'd say Richard has been keeping you busy.'

This makes you splutter, completely catching you of guard. His words are on repeat in your mind as you try to piece two and two together.

'What the fuck does Dick have to do with any of this?!'

'You tell me!'

Both of your voices echo off the empty walls in the alleyway before a thick silence takes over. Jason takes off his helmet and places it on a nearby fire escape so he can run a hand through his hair.

You watch him, still mildly annoyed, but the sight of his face welcoming nonetheless. And then he looks up and you feel an arrow shoot right through your heart.

His green eyes are soft, dare you say pleading, when they meet your own.

'I-' He takes a deep breath. 'It's the damn photoshoot.'

Before you can ask him to elaborate he's already going off, arms flying every which way with gestures he uses to emphasize his points.

'All I've been hearing for days has been about you and Dick looking all couple-y and what not. I mean you looked gorgeous, honestly why would anyone pay attention to him when you're right there, but god was it getting annoying.'

You have to blink a few times before your brain catches up with his words. Much to his dismay, you don't soften, if anything you look even more pissed now.

'I still don't understand why you've been avoiding me.'

'Because I fucking like you!'

The volume of his words startles you and you swear he was heard a couple blocks away.

'You what now-'

Jason takes a step closer to you.

'I-'

Another step.

'-like-'

Another step.

'-you.'

He's gotten so close to the point of cornering you against a wall, the intensity behind his eyes rendering you unable to look away. You allow yourself a few silent moments to simply appreciate his beauty this close before putting him out of his misery. By your standards at least.

'So this whole time you've just been jealous?'

It takes all of your willpower not to laugh when he deadpans.

'I never took you for a jealous guy to be hones-'

'Shut the fuck up already and kiss me.'

'Yessir ~'

He groans at the term and you make a mental note to use it again later when you're at his apartment.

Who needs to sleep anyway?

[brokenstar28]

Never Have I Ever With The Batfam Dick: Never have I ever started a gang. *Jason and Duke put down a finger* Tim: Yeah that makes sense. Cass: Never have I ever... been Robin. *Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Duke, and Damian put down a finger* Damian: Does Thomas count? Jason: No. Dick, Tim, Steph, and Cass: Yes. Duke: Thanks guys... I think? Jason: Never have I ever not fought with Bruce. *No one puts down a finger* Jason: ... Really? Dick: Everyone here has fought with Bruce, Jay. It is a common activity. Tim: Never have I ever owned a pet. *Dick, Jason, and Damian put down a finger* Damian: Since when did Todd have a pet? Jason: Her name is Dog Dick:... Is she a dog? Jason: YES! Damian: I will help you name her later. Steph: Never have I ever killed someone. Sorry Cass but this is war. *Dick, Cass, Jason, Tim, and Damian put down a finger* Dick: Timmy... Jason: DICK WHAT DID YOU DO!!! Damian: Grayson killed the Joker. Jason: ...What? Damian: Tt are you deaf? Dick: Are we going to talk about Tim putting down a finger? Tim: No. Duke: Never have I ever NOT started a gang. *Dick, Cass, Tim, Steph, and Damian put down a finger* Dick: That is not fair! He stole my idea and reversed it! Damian: All is fair in war. Tim: isn't it- Damian: Shut up Drake. Jason: *Laughing uncontrollably* Losers! Damian: Never have I ever pranked Batman. *Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Duke put down a finger* Duke: He still does not know it was me so don't tell him. Jason: *Laughing uncontrollably* This is the best day ever! Steph: You're the one who turned the bat-mobile pink! I thought it was Jason! Dick: But... Dami you pranked ME when I was Batman. Damian: I have no idea what you are talking about. Cain and I are the only good children. *Cass smiling brighter than the sun*

Dick: all 5 fingers down

Cass: 2 fingers down

Jason: all 5 fingers down

Tim: 4 fingers down

Steph: only 3 fingers down...

Duke: 3 fingers down

Damian: 4 fingers down

Cass wins!

[britcision]

Oh we like cursed Jazz content in this house

So Jazz’s gotten her degree and a nice totally safe internship at Arkham Asylum, as one does

And one day while she’s hanging in the interview room waiting for her next patient, who comes in but former fellow doctor Harleen Quinzel

Is Harley actually back at Arkham or half way through a break in? Doesn’t matter

Maybe Ivy needed a hand with a particularly well protected shady polluter

Maybe she’s breaking Killer Croc out for poker night

Maybe she’s just visiting to punch Joker in the face

What matters is the heat is on and Harley’s gonna be hanging out in this room, and here’s a cute young psychiatrist and Harley can’t resist a punch line

And Jazz Fenton? Jazz knows when she’s being played with, and she’s fought way worse than Harley

Hell, 10 minutes in she’s reminded so strongly of Danny she’s gotta call him after work

And Jazz has done her research, she knows who Harley is, and is very touched by her concern

But then there’s another rogue attack, the prison is in shambles, and it’s time for a change of plan

Harley’s happy to tell Jazz where to find an emergency buzzer and to barricade the door behind her, hoping the newbie will be safe

Cuz that works out in Arkham for sure

Before Harley can dip the door busts in, someone’s looking for a hostage and Harley’s stepping up for some more active protection of her new friend

Right up until they get shot in the face before Harley can connect and fall smoking to the floor

Jazz is no Poison Ivy, but beautiful, dangerous redheads are Harley’s kryptonite and she’s begging for Jazz’s number

Harley looks back at Jazz and her lipstick gun and oh now she’s in love

Jazz gives her the cute smile and says isn’t Harley taken, because Jazz kind of is now but they can be friends

Harley, competitive, will accept the number and demands the lucky fucker’s name cuz they’d better pray they’re good enough for Jazz

…

Three weeks later, Harley’s at the precinct with vital information about someone’s latest great caper

But she’ll only give it up to Jason Todd

(People know he’s alive only because this idea was precisely 12% funnier than Harley trying to hunt down Red Hood in Crime Alley

Harley’s a god tier psychiatrist and has known who the bats are for ages, but like fuck she’s going to Wayne Manor)

There’s been no hint that Harley was really involved and things are getting tense, but this is Harley Fucking Quinn who exists solely in places she’s not meant to be

They can’t risk not going if she might have something

So Jason, cranky about crimes, puts on his best people face and comes down to an unsurveilled (except for Bats) room to ask wtf

Harley stares him dead in the eye

“I’m gonna steal your girlfriend”

Then just drops street addresses, trap locations, and the fucking key to the warehouse crime was in

Bruce: confused but happy it worked and Harley’s still not back into major terrorism

Jason: fucking befuddled

Jazz: loves it

Ivy: fondly resigned

All other bats: never letting Jason live this down

The ongoing Harley/Hood prank war is fucking epic in proportion

Ivy and Jazz hang out whenever they’re busy and oh dear sarcastic peppy psychiatrists are also Ivy’s kryptonite

So the second Jason even vaguely upsets Jazz he is well aware she has two extremely loving lesbian moms just waiting to snatch her away

Call it Gotham Bachelorette

[roses-r-rosie3]

Prank You Very Much

Jason Todd x M!Reader

Warnings: Crack, Jason & Damian being pranksters,

Summary: Jason and Damian are having a prank war and the reader gets caught in the middle of it

A/n: This is very inspired by the "Prank you very much" Episode from lab rats.

Quote: "You two have been pulling pranks on each other for three weeks straight and I always end up paying for it!"

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You didn't know how Jason and Damian's whole petty prank war started, nor did you want to know. But what you did know was that you were always caught in the middle of it. Like last week when you were hanging out with Jason. Jason was in the middle of playing some type of video game and you got up to use the restroom, leaving only Jason and Damian in the room.

"Hey Damian could you grab me a water, I'm trying to beat my high score, and if I stop this cyborg will melt me, and if that happens the colonial bomb will go off and if that happens-"

"I will get your water just stop talking" Damian said in annoyance.

But then Damian stopped and remembered the prank war that was still ongoing.

"I know your tricks Todd you're not going to fool me" Damian said confidently.

All of a sudden you came out of the hallway and into the kitchen area.

"Hey Jay, I was thinking I should make your family something to eat before we have to go" You said as you walked up to the fridge.

"DON'T OPEN THE-"

BAM!

(Btw I love this episode of Lab Rats sm😭❤️)

When you opened the fridge a mix of mustard, ketchup, and mayo blasted onto your face and body.

"Fridge.."

You slowly turned around in anger to give Jason the death-glare. Damian stood there, trying to hold in his laughter.

"Someone's getting put in the doghouse~" Damian whistled.

"Would it help at all if I said that was supposed to be Damian's face?" Jason laughed nervously.

"Jason Peter Todd!" you yelled.

Jason scrambled out of the room quicker than even the flash could.

"Well y/n because of this whole.. fiasco.. I would assume that you are taking my side in me and your boyfriend's little rivalry" Damian suggested.

Now it was Damian's turn to receive a death-glare from you, and he too scrambled out the room.

And a couple days ago when you were getting ready in your shared apartment with Jason. When you got out the shower and looked into the mirror your hair was hot pink.

"Jason!" You yelled.

Jason came rushing into your room and saw your hair and immediately bursted out laughing.

"This isn't funny! I had things I had to do today!" you complained.

"I'm guessing Damian put hair dye in the wrong shampoo bottle. HA! wait a minute.. how did he get into our apartment.." Jason said.

"Can this day get any worse" you whined as you picked up the blow dryer.

When you turned on the blow dryer, baby powder and glitter came flying out of it, causing Jason to laugh even harder. It took you all day to get the dye and glitter out of your hair. You finally decided that enough was enough, and that you were going to end it. You asked Alfred for a little favor and your plan was complete.

That day, Jason and Damian were walking upstairs from training, and the fresh scent of Alfred’s famous chocolate chip cookies filled the air. Jason and Damian were immediately alured by the smell and went straight to the kitchen. As soon as they stepped inside, a trap was set, and little did they know, they were hanging upside down.

"Hey! What is this!" Damian yelled.

"It was me, with a bit of help from Alfred, but that's not the point" you said as you revealed yourself.

"You two have been pulling pranks on each other for 3 weeks straight and I always end up paying for it!" you said.

"He started it!" Jason said as he pointed to Damian.

"Well if you didn't dye Titus pink then-"

"Enough! I am sick of your pranks so if you don't stop, for Jason, I will burn all of your pride and prejudice books" you said as you held Jason's book in your hand.

"You wouldn't dare!" Jason gasped.

"Pffft, really you're that concerned over a book?" Damian scoffed.

"And for your Damian, I will shave off all of Alfred's hair" you said as Alfred (the cat) snuggled next to your leg.

"That's evil!" Damian yelled.

"Now, will the two of you stop your prank war? Or do I have to stick to my word?" you asked.

"Yes!"

"Deal!"

You clicked the button on your phone, and both of them were let down. After that day, both Damian and Jason learned something important. Damian learned not to get on your bad side, and Jason learned to hide his books in a safer place if he ever pissed you off.

[the-deadrobin]

Jason Todd Headcannons

I will probably add more later, because I surely forgot a few.

Half of these don't make sense, but they're fun.

Jason is a huge Literature nerd and an even bigger Jane Austen fan. He's also a huge romance lover. But he likes the wholesome cutesy shit. (I also think he just loves poems) But even so, he likes Shakespeare especially the tragedies like Macbeth.

He is the only Bat Alfred allows in the kitchen. Jason used to learn to cook from/help cook with Alfred back in his Robin days. Thus he is a surprisingly good cook, second only to Alfred.

Jason smoked when he was an Alley kid before being Robin and he still smokes as Red Hood. He also smokes on rooftops while Bruce has his Galas and the press are all over it.

This one is kinda funny but I love the idea of the Wayne family being like the Kardashians of Gotham (just much more useful) and Dick and Jason are absolute heartthrobs. (I'm so going to elaborate on this with detail in another post)

The Bat-fam don't know about the all-blades, or the all-caste. Because the situation just never called for it.

Anesthesia or sedatives either don't work on him, or wear off him much faster than normal. Same with alcohol.

Being a Gothamite, a Bat, and trained with the League Of Assassins, I imagine Jason has trained himself to have immunity to poisons and toxins (mostly but not all) (I believe its called Microdosing)

Jason has that good old white tuft of hair. Whether from head trauma or the Lazarus remains a mystery.

Jason is dramatic as hell. And extremely petty too. Spite drives this man. He does everything he can (no matter how small or big it might be) to spite Bruce.

Most of his younger siblings don't prank him unless they're looking for all out war, in which him, Dick and Steph form an alliance and go batshit insane (pun not intended)

Leading me to my next point: Jason is very competitive.

He's also a horrible role model because whenever any of the siblings fight (namely Tim and Damian) he just makes shit worse and watches the chaos he helped create.

Jason is big on revenge. He has a list is all I'm saying.

Jason probably has claustrophobia (what with being stuck in a damn coffin and all that)

I think that all of the bat siblings (except Dick, because he has the Big Bro power) has a blackmail list on everyone in the house. But no one can seem to find blackmail for Jason just because Jason is so damn good at covering up what he does that even if it was obvious he did something, there'd be no evidence of it.

Which leads to the fact that I think Jason is an extremely good liar. And he uses that to make his lies really weird and borderline crazy but people still believe him because he's just so convincing. Like, whenever he lies to Bruce, Bruce just believes it. And the other batkids are in the corner like: what??? It wasn't even a convincing lie!! But then they find out about an instance Jason has pulled this shit on them and realise how believable it actually is. (And that was only when he was caught) but Jason never does this to Alfred, because no matter what Alfred can always catch his lies.

Jason regularly has tea time with Alfred. They talk about books, food, Jason's schemes to fuck with his family and Alfred secretly gives him ideas. But everyone else in the family aside from Bruce and Jason always think Alfred is this innocent old man.

Also one of my favourites is that Jason jokes about his death. A lot. Everytime he sees an opportunity he takes it. Bruce and Dick (and to some degree Tim) are so uncomfortable everytime he does it, but Steph and Damian find it the funniest thing ever. Duke has absolutely no clue why Jason keeps making these jokes about dying, because no one told the poor guy. Cass is as clueless as Duke and Babs is always caught so off guard by it. Alfred is always mortified but he doesn't show it because he knows its Jason's coping mechanism.

I wholeheartedly believe that Jason drops off the face of the Earth occasionally. He just goes completely off-grid, no one (except sometimes Roy or Steph) know how to contact him or where he went. Not a single bat can find him when he does this. And that half the time he's doing this, he's just going to the Fields Of All to hang out with Ducra and some monks, or having mother son bonding time with Talia. Then the other half he's either having a nuch needed vacation in the beach, or going on a extremely dark and broody conquest to solve a large case and ultimately failing into its rabbithole and never attempting to get out. (He hates to admit it, but it's a lot like Bruce sometimes)

When Jason is out as Jason Wayne he totally wears makeup. Either just foundation to cover up his scars, or when he's feeling it maybe some black eyeliner and eyeshadow for Galas. So almost nobody recognises him as Jason Wayne while he's in normal civvies and he can wander Gotham freely. (Unlike Dick, who has to style his hair differently, wear a cap, change his wardrobe and still gets paparazzis)

Jason regularly quotes book and poems and the only person who has a chance of understanding him is Alfred.

This whole tumblr post.

Jason died before the Internet became as huge as it is now. So, Jason is the least technologically advanced in the family. He's the equivalent of a grandfather. Barely can use a computer without yelling for someone. Goes into Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss mode upon realising the stupidity of the scenario. It drives Tim and Babs insane. More of that here.

Everyone knows he loves Wonder Woman. He has Wonder Woman clothes, a bottle, a figurine, comics, etc. Once, he got a small tattoo of her logo under his ear mainly to spite Bruce. (Because he has accepted that, that's half his life purpose at this point).

But secretly, under the Wonder Woman jackets and tucked in between the pages of the comics are Green Arrow shirts and bookmarks. Only because he knows Bruce notices these small things and it gnaws away at him because Jason has never touched Batman merch since his ressurection. Roy does the same thing but with Batman merch.

Jason and Damian met in the League Of Assassins and were pretty close before going to Gotham for entirely different reasons. No one in the family knows about this and always wonder why they can communicate so well without using a word. (They did that a lot while sneaking around Nanda Parbat so Ra's wouldn't notice).

Jason and Steph are absolute besties. They're a chaos duo who love tormenting Bruce and are practically bff soulmates. But it's strictly platonic.

He's the kind of guy who would unironically recite a monologue from Macbeth without a hit him, just to motivate his goons.

This post

Also this post

Also, also, this post (I'm sorry, its just these posts are on point)

This one too-

[trashland-llamas]

Fear Factor

x gn reader

'Fuck Jason Todd,' y/n cursed to themselves. He had been the one to find out about their fear of moths, having seen how they reacted when one had flown into the mansion. Simply chilling on the wall. He had kept it a well hidden secret until a prank war between the Teen Titan crew blew up.

Dick only allowed it to happen as it was successfully building team rapport while being an exercise in gathering Intel and its application. Something that would be useful on the field. It had quickly devolved from pranks into figuring out each other's biggest fear. Since that point, no one had been able to pin y/n's fear down.

Until Jason let the cat out of the bag, convincing Gru to shift into a moth.

Once again freezing as the green colored moth flapped his wings. Hands tightly gripping the couch cushion as Jason and Rachel watched from where they sat. Dick listening in from the kitchen as he washed the dishes. The trio more there to intervene if things went south, and to capture photo evidence if y/n screamed.

Eyes widened, y/n was fully aware they couldn’t swat the moth away. Further cursing their teammates as they slowly brought their hand up to let him use it as a perch. Ignoring the ball of dread in their stomach. Reminding themselves that this was Garfield and Garfield wouldn’t ever hurt them.

At least, not in purpose. Wondering what he thought about this all as he wandered up their wrist. Beady green eyes met theirs.

‘Y’all really thought I’d be scared of little ol’ Gru?’ Playing it off with confidence, like they didn’t spend the past 5-10 minutes sweating bullets. Hoping they didn’t see past their bullshit.

Garfield from his perspective could sense the sweat on their skin with his antennae. But he stayed in place, waiting for his teammates signal to shift back. Otherwise he would've already done so to comfort his friend. He didn't like using his abilities in this manner.

'If you're not scared, put him on your nose.' Rachel called their bluff. Empathically aware from the jump that they were right on target. She had thought their fear would've been something grander than this. Granted, she was still entertained as it wasn't the most common fears; clowns, spiders, closed spaces, or snakes.

'Fine,' y/n's voice wavered. Slowly bringing their hand up to their face, letting Gru walk onto their nose. Dick peeked around the corner, hearing their breathing turn shallow. Erring on the side of caution in case they went into shock. It was at this point that Gru decided enough was enough.

Flapping his wings to fly back to the couch cushion next to y/n. They gulped, throat dry as it spooked them. Spotting the red of his uniform as he shifted back. 'Sorry y/n/n, but you're definitely afraid of moths.' Lightly slapping his shoulder, 'Didn't mean you had to snitch on me. Was doing so well.'

'No you weren't!' Jason protested. 'Alright, fine, you figured it out. Happy?' Garfield ran after them, wanting to comfort them as he still felt a bit guilty. The 'prank war' came to a close as y/n's fear was the last one to figure out.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Turns Out Im Not Real

by LadyLace Post-Spyral, there’s a snafu with a Zeta tube; suddenly Dick isn’t in Kansas anymore. Aka I catapult comics(sort of)-Dick into Batman: Wayne Family Adventures bc I can. How long will it take them to notice their Dicks have been replaced? Featuring angst and h/c dressed in a trench coat and top hat disguised as crackish pranks and tomfoolery via batfam shenanigans Words: 805, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Luke Fox, Batfamily Members (DCU), Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU), Literally everyone will make an appearance ok, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Batfamily Members & Dick Grayson, No Romantic Relationship(s), Minor or Background Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Ship who you wanna ship, Gen Work, Dimension Travel, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor, Batfamily (DCU) Feels, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Prank Wars, Hurt Dick Grayson, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dick Grayson Tries to Be a Good Older Sibling, Dick Grayson Has Eldest Daughter Syndrome, Dick Grayson Gets a Hug via https://ift.tt/z54dbTA

[fuckyeahfanfictions]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)

Relationship: Tim Drake/Jason Todd

Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Kon-El, Bruce Wayne

Language: English

Words: 2,546

Summary:

Tim is bad at feelings, so he instigates a prank war. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[ali-annals]

All's Fair in Love & Prank Wars

Pairing: Jason Todd x Marinette Dupain-Cheng, implied Timdrien

Rating: G | Ao3 | WC: 2k | CW: - | A/N: M?GI! Secret Writer's Bracket 2023, Round 1

"Damn right I'm pretty." "I said petty."

Jason angrily huffed and flounced out of the small living room, disgusted by the scene before his eyes. His dramatic exit was barely noticed by the main culprit, but their partner-in-crime did and looked at them, confused.

“Why is Jason so moody? He seemed happy to see me earlier.” Marinette looked up from where she was sketching cartoons of the Waynes, stretched out under Tim’s arm as he made snarky comments about it.

Tim rolled his eyes, tired of the pair’s blindness. “I wonder why.”

Marinette frowned. “Because you showed up and he’s mad at you for getting distracted on patrol last night?”

“That! Was partially your fault! Admit it!”

“Patrol was slow!” Mari defended herself. “I didn’t think he’d hate the idea of roof tag that much.”

“Probably just because you were constantly jumping me,” Tim mumbled. 

“Well, how else was I gonna get my coffee back?”

Their bickering quickly devolved into play-wrestling and Jason huffed in annoyance, glancing in as he walked by with his steaming tea and book.

~~~~~

Jason was mad that Tim was with Marinette, he was mad that he was mad about it, and he was mad that the two were so close he couldn’t dare say anything about it.

Yet another thing the Pretender had that he didn’t.

And he couldn’t even begrudge it, because she was just so bright, anyone would be lucky to have her companionship. But he sure wished that she’d toss a couple rays his way sometimes.

It bothered him that she was so nervous around him, so he tried to stay out of her way, but she was like the sun and he her earth, constantly drawn to her and staying close to her. Any further away and he’d freeze. As it was, he burned when he was around her, but the burning was from anger. Tim was often by her side, meaning if he wanted to bask in her warmth for a while, he had to put up with her and the Pretender’s…closeness.

The trouble was that he was delusional enough to wonder if he did have a sliver of a chance. The way Mari and Tim acted was sometimes more sibling-like than boyfriend/girlfriend. 

Then again, whenever he was around her and she noticed (which was often, she had good situational awareness), she turned into a nervous, awkward, endearing mess, stuttering and twice as clumsy, her eyes always flitting from him to exits to the people around them. He wondered if he could ever make her see him in a way that made her less tense around him.

Tired of not knowing if Tim and Mari were dating or simply concerningly close friends, Jason made up his mind to find out once and for all.

The trouble with this plan was that in this family, you couldn’t simply ask a question and find out the answer, unless it was an emergency or you were Cass.

This would require finesse…

Prank war it was!

He was 98% sure Tim was the one who’d spilled coffee in the library, anyways. The little brat was practically asking for it.

~~~~~

Marinette screeched and yanked the towel tighter around her. “Knock!”

“Sorry!” Tim backed out of his bathroom very quickly, his hands held up in innocence. “I just heard your screech and then a thump, I was worried.”

“Thank you, but please, boundaries !”

She shook her stringy hair in annoyance. Jason had messed with Tim’s shower in the Nest and it had been incredibly cold, which she hadn’t expected. This meant war.

Once she had showered, in the spare shower this time, which was thankfully untouched, she returned to Tim’s room and demanded an emergency War Council session.

He agreed, feeling a teeny bit guilty that Mari had taken the prank intended for him and a lot amused by her appearance as a half-drowned mouse , and pulled up his list of possible pranks to play that he’d been brainstorming.

Mari wrapped a towel around her hair and rolled over to the desk on a roller stool. 

“That’s a long list; how long have you been creating this list?”

“Since the very First Official Prank War,” his answering grin was a little maniacal.

~~~~~

Jason perched in the ceiling of the Nest, contorted to avoid Tim’s sensors and cameras. This position was starting to be a bit uncomfortable, especially since it had taken both of them longer than he expected to shower after their spar and workout. The Pretender still hadn’t showered, actually. 

Gross.

Unfortunately, Mari had been the victim of his tinkering with the taps, and he still hadn’t gotten conclusive evidence to her and Tim’s relationship either way.

He used his helmet’s capabilities to zoom in on the pair.

Marinette was pointing out prank ideas and Tim was listing what they were in retaliation to.

Jason raised the volume of his bug in Marinette’s bracelet. It was Bat-tech, for her to press if she was in trouble as a civilian, but he had hacked into it and activated it for this operation.

Tim finished saying something and Marinette slapped his arm.

Ugh, a flirty gesture, or friendly violence?

“You’re so petty!” she accused Tim, and Jason snorted. Petty was a weak adjective for him.

“Darn right I’m pretty,” Tim attempted a flirty hair flip with his loose bangs.

"I said petty. You sure think highly of yourself, huh."

"I've been told I'm very pretty, it's the truth," he shrugged.

"Yeah, by Adrien , he's biased. You know what's better than pretty?” she grinned.

Tim looked at her incredulously.

“...Okay, fine, you're pretty!” She gave into Tim's ridiculous puppy-eyes.”But it's delicate pretty, you know my type is rugged pretty-"

"- like Jason,  yes, I know. Ugh, when will you stop rhapsodizing over Jason, it's so gross,” Tim shivered dramatically.

What.

"You're so rude! You know, if I get with Jason, then I'll be out of your hair more…"

"Ooh! Good point, I should change my objective in this prank war to getting you two idiots together instead of just getting revenge on Jason…" Tim pulled up a new doc and began outlining plans that Jason heard nothing of, too stunned by what he’d just learned.

Marinette was nervous around him, not because he was so big, intimidating-looking, violent, or any of the other things he’d thought, but because she had a crush on him?

…Well, then, things just got a whole lot more interesting.

He focused on Tim’s plans again.

~~~~~

Jason “just happened” to be loitering in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil for his tea when Tim and Mari stormed in, arguing about coffee.

It seemed like normal, but Jason had learned of Tim’s plan and bribed him with pictures of Adrien he’d bought off Chloe last time she was in Gotham.

Tim was going to make Marinette think that they were pranking Jason by meddling with his tea. 

While Marinette was in the pantry fishing out the ingredients for his not-tea, Tim would blackmail him into baking for them, then when Jason was also in the pantry, Tim would lock them in.

(Of course, there was a way to unlock the pantry from the inside, but Marinette didn’t know that.

He hoped.

There was no way for him or Tim to casually ask her if she knew of the safeguard without giving its existence away.)

Everything went as planned and Jason was shoved further into the pantry, the door clicking shut and the decisive snick of the handle locking echoing in the neatly organized chamber.

Jason flipped the lightswitch and looked at Marinette, who was holding a variety of ingredients in her hands, attempting to look innocent.

“Oh, you’re in here too? What are you making?”

“Um…was just getting some things Tim asked for; he wanted to make something, I think?”

Clever, Sunshine, deflecting and twisting the words to not give anything away. Well, that won’t work here. I learned from the best.

“Oh, okay. I guess we’re stuck here till Timderella lets us out so I can make his beignets.”

Marinette muttered something under her breath, likely something uncomplimentary about her traitorous ex-prank-partner as she realized she’d been played. Good, she didn’t know about the safeguard.

“We haven’t hung out much one-on-one,” he noted casually, sitting cross-legged on the floor and opening a bag of M&M’s.

“I thought that was on purpose? You seemed to avoid me.” She cautiously joined him on the floor.

He smiled behind his handful of M&M’s. “You seemed nervous around me.”

He could see the realization cross her face.

“But recently I learned that my assumption was wrong,” he started. “I didn’t think this amazing girl I know would like someone like me, but apparently, she does, so I thought I should ask her out.

“Marinette, will you go on a date with me?”

She blinked, then nodded vigorously. “Yes! I’d love that!”

He grinned back at her. “Then giving my best collection of blackmail photos to Tim to lock us in here was the best investment I made.” He pulled out his phone to text Tim.

Marinette’s jaw dropped. “That little traitor,” she hissed.

Tim came back a moment later and unlocked the pantry, a self-satisfied smile on his face. “Congratulations, you two, I was waiting forever for you to realize what dunderheads you were being.”

The smile was quickly wiped off his face as Mari launched herself at him, chasing him around the kitchen.

“Call off your girlfriend!”

“She don’t bite,” shrugged Jason, cheering Marinette on.

“YES SHE DO!” screeched Tim, vaulting over the island.

“Wait, let me tell you something, let me tell you something,” Tim begged, poised to sprint to the safety of the hallway, his hands held up innocently, pleadingly.

Marinette paused, suspicious.

“Jason was the one who came up with the idea to lock you two in there!”

“He confessed,” said Mari, taking a step forward.

“He forced me to!”

“It was a bribe. That’s on your weak moral compass for falling for such material things,” she sniffed disdainfully.

“It was pictures of little Adrien! How could I refuse?!”

Marinette glanced back at Jason. “You have pics of little Adrien?”

He shrugged. “I bought ‘em off Chloe. All’s fair in love and war.”

Afterword:

[Once Marinette has chased Tim enough that her vengeful streak is satisfied] Tim, annoyed at Jason and Marinette being all cute and in love (oh how the tables have turned): Hey, Mari, did you know there was a way to get out of the pantry that Jason didn't want you to know about so you couldn't run away from him? Jason, silently promising Tim that he'll hide all his coffee if this turns out badly for him: Marinette, too happy to care about anything now: Yeah, I knew there was a way to get out. Alfred showed me the first time I baked here, just in case I got locked in. I decided it wouldn't be a bad thing to be locked in a small space with my crush, and Jay didn't look like he wanted to leave any time soon, which was great! Jason and Tim: ... Jason: Have I ever told you how much I love your devious mind, Sunshine?

[clownprince]

Batjokes Timeline

This is based in Rebirth/Infinite Frontier but it overlaps with other eras cause yk. Comics. Where possible I tried to put the original comic/arc instead of the Rebirth comic where it was referenced or shown in a flashback, since most of the Rebirth timeline prior to like Year 16-17 is shown via flashbacks or references. Cause again. Comics.

Also this is almost entirely based on info from the Batman Chronology Project I just pulled out the Batjokes bits.

Please correct me if any of this is wrong because I am Not going through every single one of these to double-check. Also lmk if there are any other comics that can fit in a certain place on this timeline.

YEAR ONE

Zero Year: Secret City

Zero Year: Dark City

Bruce adopts Dick as his ward (Nightwing Vol. 4 #32, Nightwing Vol. 4 #69, Batman Vol. 3 #54, Strange Love Adventures #1 Part 6)

Dick begins training, which lasts six months (Detective Comics #1000 Part 9)

Batman: The Man Who Laughs

First instance of the monthly birthday present ritual occurs in early December (Detective Comics #1027 Part 3)

Bruce visits Arkham to meet with Joker and shows him the playing card he found in the Batcave, revealing his identity to Joker (Batman Vol. 2 #17)

Note: Dr. Harleen Quinzel has been Joker's therapist since his first stay at Arkham Asylum

YEAR TWO

Dick debuts as Robin (Batman Chronicles: The Gauntlet and Batman and Robin Vol. 2 Annual #2)

Batman saves Joker from Deathstroke (Batman Vol. 3 #122-123)

War of Jokes and Riddles

YEAR THREE

Dr. Harleen Quinzel, having fallen in love with the Joker (gotta love the horrifying medical malpractice), breaks him out of Arkham Asylum, becoming his girlfriend and sidekick Harley Quinn (Harley Quinn Vol. 3 #17, Harley Quinn 25th Anniversary Special #1 Part 4, Batman Vol. 3 #42)

YEAR FOUR

In March, for Batman’s monthly “birthday present,” Joker sends a crudely drawn picture of himself and Batman with the words “Best Friends” written on it (Detective Comics #1027 Part 3)

I Am a Gun

Note: Batman admitted he underwent those sensory deprivation tests in an isolation chamber so he could experience hallucinations and psychotic states to see a glimpse of how Joker's mind worked (Batman Vol. 1 #673)

YEAR FIVE

Barbara debuts as Batgirl (Batgirl Vol. 4 #0)

Batman chases Joker down to Blüdhaven, Gordon and the GCPD shoot their way through their former co-workers into a warehouse filled with piñatas. Inside each piñata is a corpse (Joker Vol. 2 2021 Annual)

Note: for the past year, Joker had only been pulling pop-crime pranks and small time heists

YEAR SIX

An escaped Joker decides not to commit any crimes for once, instead following Batman around, simply trying to get the grim Dark Knight to laugh (referenced in Event Leviathan #2)

YEAR SEVEN

In February, an escaped Joker defeats the Teen Titans (Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven), leaving them bound, unconscious, and underwater as Batman’s monthly “birthday gift" (Detective Comics #1027 Part 3)

Dick turns 18 and quits as Robin (Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Spectacular Part 1)

Bruce meets Jason Todd and starts training him (Batman #408-409)

Dick debuts as Nightwing

Joker unveils his "Laughing Fish" gag (Detective Comics #475-476)

Jason Todd debuts as Robin (Truth and Justice #10)

YEAR NINE

Batman: The Killing Joke

A Death in the Family

Tim begins training as Robin (A Lonely Place of Dying)

YEAR TEN

Tim debuts as Robin

Knightfall

Rock of Ages

Batman fights Onomatopoeia and saves Joker's life (Batman: Cacophony #3)

YEAR ELEVEN

Cataclysm

Aftershock

No Man’s Land

Tower of Babel

Note: Batman appoints Cass Cain as Batgirl during No Man's Land

YEAR TWELVE

Under the Hood

Tim stops being Robin, Stephanie Brown takes over temporarily before she is fired and Tim is reinstated (Robin Vol. 2 #124-130)

YEAR THIRTEEN

Batman R.I.P.

Bruce meets Damian for the first time (Batman and Son)

YEAR FOURTEEN

Harley breaks up with Joker for good (Gotham City Sirens #1)

Bruce makes Damian his full-time official partner (Batman & Robin Vol. 2 #1-8)

Joker buries Simon Hurt alive, which is the same way Hurt tried to kill Batman. Hm (Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #6 and Batman & Robin #13-16)

Joker removes his face and goes into hiding (Detective Comics Vol. 2 #1)

Death of the Family

YEAR FIFTEEN

Endgame

Superheavy

YEAR SIXTEEN

Duke joins the Batfamily (Batman: Rebirth #1)

Batman locates Joker (presumably still amnesiac at this point) and apprehends him, incarcerating him in Sub-Cave Alpha. in exchange for information about Dionesium, Batman tells Joker about his “dark energy” investigation and covert use of the Outsiders and “Black Sites.” He even shows Joker his cloning machine and the “Meta-File” on the Bat-computer (Dark Days: The Casting)

Batman proposes to Catwoman, presumably while Joker is still in his basement (Batman Vol. 3 #24)

Hal and Duke find Joker in the Batcave cell (Dark Days: The Forge)

Batman teams up with Joker to defeat the Batman Who Laughs (Dark Nights: Metal #4-6)

YEAR SEVENTEEN

Joker finds out about Batman’s engagement (Batman: Prelude to the Wedding Part 2 Nightwing vs Hush #1)

The Best Man

Batman and Catwoman call off the wedding but stay engaged (Batman Vol. 3 #50)

YEAR EIGHTEEN

The Batman Who Laughs #1-7

YEAR NINETEEN

Their Dark Designs

Joker War

YEAR TWENTY-ONE

Failsafe

The Man Who Stopped Laughing #1-4

[thecruellestmonth]

Hello!

I saw your fic recs post (Jason Todd fics 2022)!

Aaaaand I saw Bloodstains Won't Make It Matter there. The fic about Jason resurrecting Stephanie and going for revenge in Gotham.

Do you know any other Steph fics? Maybe with Jason and Steph. Because... this one is great, but very biased and some things are VERY different from canon. Kinda like the writer didn't really read War Games and consequences. Which is sad, because it's a story that is placed right after the War Games and have Stephanie as one of two main characters.

have a good day/night✨

I made a Steph & Jason fic rec list a while back! "Jason and Me" and "Just Another Kid" are some of my top fics ever for Steph and for Jason, but I think everything there is solid! "Bloodstains Won't Make It Matter" is over here too.

Anyway, more random Steph fic recs!

"What's So Amazing That Keeps Us Stargazing" by Cerusee - Batman doesn't take another Robin after the second one, and Spoiler is effectively his third kid sidekick. Bruce has an actual heart in this fic, and he uses it to connect with Steph.

"The Unseen Garden" by Nokomis - Steph has a lot of emotions about the baby girl that she placed for adoption. This fic might make you a bit misty-eyed.

"Birthday" by CrimeAlley1048 - Like the last fic but softer.

"she’s like a shine on your shoes (or hearing the blues)" by Anonymous - The Bruce-is-Steph's-bio-dad fic that you didn't know you needed. A series of disembodied vignettes with hilarious comedy, mean-spirited pranks, and heart-melting moments.

"Have I Told You About Minnie?" by Hinn_Raven - Funny and sweet Malone family shenanigans.

"hit 'em up style" by TheResurrectionist - Really silly comedy. Bruce's perfectionist dad instincts lead him on a quest to buy the best menstrual hygiene product ever.

"Crepe Suzanne" by Cerusee - Steph deserves waffles and to tell Bruce that she hates him.

"little matchstick girl, asleep in the snow" by lifetimeoflaughter - NOT A HAPPY FIC! Revisits Bruce's abusive treatment of Steph and her alienation from a support system in canon.

Fan fiction replaces the biases of canon with different biases, and that's to be expected as a rule. If I want to engage with canon, then I read canon or talk about canon. I do bring in Doylist and Watsonian perspectives about canon events, but I try to exclude fanon and non-canon apocrypha. But when it comes to fan fiction and other fan-made content? I freely enjoy things that absolutely contradict canon. I'd definitely say my fic tastes do stick much closer to canon than most Batfandom/Batfic trends, but you can find some aggressive and gleeful butchering of canon in my fic recommendations.

About "Bloodstains Won't Make It Matter"... I'm not sure what you mean that it is "biased". I think the fic does a good job of portraying how Steph and Jason descend into terrible cruelty, violence, and grief, while also acknowledging them as victims of unresolved injustices. And just looking at canon only, without bringing fanon into the discussion at all, I believe War Games is part of a long deconstruction of Bruce Wayne/Batman in comics that continued all the way through Final Crisis. As a fan fiction, "BWIM" obviously does take some liberties with fudging canon, but I don't think the story is unfairly biased in favor of the Dead Robins or of Batman.