#weird foods

[regularconvexheadcanons]

Headcanon 8

Vexlings (and Vex) can eat almost anything with no side effects. This includes - but isn’t limited to - crystals, rotten flesh (and similar edible minecraft things), most poisons, raw food that would give most people food poisoning, and mycelium.

Cub tends to stick to normal food because just because you CAN eat something, doesn’t mean it actually tastes nice. However, if he’s incredibly low on food, or he’s pranking other hermits, he’s been known to eat raw chicken, or rotten flesh. And the invulnerability to most poisons works wonders when he’s testing potions. (And he doesn’t talk about the time he was left ill for 4 weeks and realised he wasn’t immune to ALL poison).

Scar will eat anything. At all times. He particularly loves eating crystals - mainly diamonds or vex-magic - which confuses and deeply concerns the other hermits. He does, however, sometimes forget that other hermits can’t eat these things (he made the raw chicken buttercup cookies to taste bad, not poison people!). And he also, when showing off, overestimates how much of this stuff he can have at once and can get incredibly sick.

One of the only things Scar refuses to eat is mycelium. 1: it tastes awful and 2: he has to keep up Mayor Scar’s reputation.

[rosetta-j-stone]

PS: here's the link to the original AUA

[therogerclarkfanclub]

All I gotta say is: 🤯

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[disease]

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[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[antvnger]

Is there a food you don't understand why it exists? Like I was at some mom and pop grocery store yesterday and I saw bread with egg in it. Like I mean you look at the bread and could see EGG. Like I couldn't tell if it was scrambled or what but yeah. Why is that a thing?

Cooked egg in bread, huh? I gotta say, Anon, that really is something. I’ve never seen that before. Wonder what that tastes like?

I never understood why cold soup was a thing. Like soup is not supposed to be cold. Soup is supposed to warm you from your toes to your eyes. And you eat it with a grilled cheese or something like that. Or in a bread bowl.

[lonelypersonhere]

favourite weird food? or like, weird combination of foods? (no pressure at all)

ok actually i dont know. i know i did some when i was younger but i dont remember any of them. ok weirdest i can think of is putting doritos in my pb&j sandwiches ehe its surprisingly really good

ty for the ask besttieee!!

anyone feel free to reblog with your own odd foods <2

[talos-stims]

defrosting shrimp | source

[oddarette]

All my meat popsicles 🥩

[chaoticbooklesbian]

Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it? Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison. Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it. Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free. Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--

[greencheekconure27]

Okay, we've had plenty of those "popular food that you hate" polls.It's time for:

[rosetta-j-stone]

Follow-up poll based on this post:

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[diabolichare]

Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

[sunglassesmish]

BUCK AND TOMMY ↳ ASHES, ASHES — 7x09