#what’s a savings account?
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Just saw a bald eagle on my way to the range and I really felt the American dream for a second there—
#then I remember I can’t afford to finance a home#or work a job with livable wages without a masters degree#or health care#especially not to fix my car if anything happens to it lmao#or college even I’m on so many scholarships lmao#what’s a savings account?#retirement can happen when I hit 176 years old
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Steve, in the middle of one of Eddie’s live-streams: Did you see that another billionaire went missing at sea? That’s hilarious.
Steve: You can make fun of billionaires going missing because they’re evil. It doesn’t make me a bad person.
Steve:
Steve: …You’re not a billionaire, are you?
Eddie, offended: No….Werent you though, King Steve?
Steve: Upper middle class, Eddie.
Eddie:
Steve:
Eddie: You make fun of Will going missing all the time.
Steve: Yeah, because we found him!
#Stece realizing that he has no idea how much Eddie has in savings only what’s in their joint account: 🤨#Steve got brain damage so he has a right to make fun of upside down nonsense#You get two posts today because I couldn’t decide which to post#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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au where the entire plot of pidw gets derailed when shen qingqiu shows up with a baby and announces to the rest of the world that yue qingyuan got him pregnant.
(i think there’s a fanfic where sqq babytraps yqy but i just can’t find it for the life of me)
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#yue qingyuan#yue qi#qijiu#79#yqy is definitely not complaining about this new development#another one of sqq’s plans to keep yqy tied to him#after all abandoning his child and it’s mama would make yqy look so bad and that is what sqq is counting on#what sqq didn’t account for was yqy doing a sappy public proposal after learning that they have a child together#the speech lasted for ten minutes and it made everyone (sqq included) tear up a little because of how pathetically sweet it was#cang qiong mountain sect#this is the biggest entertainment that cqms has had in years#yqy uno reverses sqq’s plan and now they’re living a picture perfect (it's 100% unhinged) life together with their baby#if there’s one thing that sj and sy have in common it's that they will go through insane mental gymnastics just to rationalize something#if qijiu aren't freak4freak for each other then they aren't my qijiu#qijiu get together after the babytrapping but everyone thinks they got back together after having a messy breakup prior to joining cqms#after all that would definitely explain the weird tension they have together and why yqy just lets sqq get away with everything
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I feel like some PJO fans think of the original trio or Percabeth like this:
Percy: *acts impulsively*
Annabeth: Percy, no!
While others might see it like this:
Annabeth: *acts impulsively*
Percy: Annabeth, no!
Meanwhile, the true relationship is:
Percy and Annabeth: *act impulsively*
Grover: Guys, come on! *ends up joining in at some point*
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#grover underwood#percy and annabeth both have adhd what did you expect#also grover may technically be 24 when they're twelve#but i believe that satyrs' slowed growth also accounts for emotional/mental as well#chiron literally just sent a bunch of pre-teens to go save the world#my thoughts
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All the bats have their own ways of addressing other people.
Dick uses “kid, kiddo, buddy, friend”
Jason is similar, using “hey, kid, fucker”
Tim uses “you, *insert guys name or meme referring to guy*”
Stephanie uses “honey, friend, bud, *insert funny nickname*”
Damian uses “you,*insert what he considers whoever he’s talking to’s biggest flaw*
But Batman?
Batman uses “Love, princess, darling”
That’s how all the thirst traps started.
#don’t ask him why he uses it#his Bruce wayne persona sometimes is a little too good#he’s used to calling people these at galas#gotta keep up that playboy appearance somehow#but what he doesn’t account for is#that it was such a habit that it’s the first thing he can say#to prove he’s not a threat#however it backfired#now they don’t perceive him as a threat#they perceive him as something… worse#honestly imagine hearing a low gravelly voice call you that#in a high tense situation where he’s saving you#TELL ME that 9 times out of 10 you wounds swoon#you can’t#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#red hood#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#damian wayne#batfamily comedy#batfam headcanon a#Brucie wayne#Bruce Wayne playboy#robin#Stephanie brown#spoiler
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drew some bills based on my frequently used memes
steal them and use them in your discord servers so bill can read your posts
#gravity falls#bill cipher#weirdmageddon#alex hirsch#bill cipher fanart#youll never guess what my current hyperfixation has been#i keep it all on a side account to save yall
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ok hi usually i dont post these kinda things but
recently theres been a discord scam going around and i havent seeeeen anyone bring it up? nor was i able to find a lot of info online about it
essentially, the scammer (using the account of someone you’ve friended OR someone in a server your in) will approach you and tell you that theyve falsely reported you + that your account could be deleted if you dont appeal to discord. this is the message that was sent to me v
and this is a version sent to my friend (the same email screenshot was also included after this message) v
once you reach out to the user listed in the email, they’ll ask you to fill out your information, then boot you from the account. by that point they will have access your account and will more than likely use it to spread to more people
as shown the scam itself tends to have some variety- not all of its gonna be word for word, exactly the same- so be careful! if you suspect someone you know has been caught up in the scam, be sure to block and to reach out on other platforms if possible.
stay safe !
(bonus- a closer up of the email + some scam advice from a friend)
(scam advice from friend)
#discord#scam alert#this went around in my friend circle for a bit#i know two people who got it. and i as well#i dont know for sure just how big its gotten so… putting this out there just in case#really the main main reason im posting this is cuz. i wouldve been more guillable to it if my friend hadnt shown me their#screenshots a few days before i got the message jfkf#so knowing what it looked like helped#so hopefully i can save a few ppl from losing their accounts at the very least jfkf
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happy pride month to the sci-fi yuri trifecta that is Bioman, Changeman, and Flashman
#tokupmg#bioman#changeman#flashman#they really started off two-girl teams with a bang i'll tell you what#bioman - scifi yuri robot flavoured#changeman - scifi yuri soldier flavoured#flashman - scifi yuri alien flavoured#jun saves hikaru from situations - hikaru saves jun from spiders#sayaka is who you go to when someone needs s stern talking to - mai is who you go to when you need someone beat up#sara 'fall makes me feel romantic' - lou 'fall makes me feel hungry'#thank you for listening#these sets of suits are some of my favourites in the franchise ngl#love the skirtless girls love the round helmet shapes love the straight across visors#white base suits >>>>>> black base suits#(i'm scared to keep watching maskman on account of i am trans masc and dont want to have my feelings hurt)#(someone tell me if those girls continue the yuri or not)
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after two years i finally draw the favorite
#my art#still learning honestly. idk how to explain it but some medias youre so fixated on and obsessed with u instantly want to draw everyone#for me dunmeshi has always been the opposite. series and characters i enjoy sm i cannot bring myself to pick up a pencil#for some reason. it got a lot worse once the anime started airing idk. simply forcing myself to get some of my energy out. in a way#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#thistle#dunmeshi thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#>_< series i was into since late 2021. yet u wouldnt know that unless u follow my side twitter account. sowwy ig#i do this with a lot of franchises honestly. cannot bring myself to draw even if i think abt the characters constantly. ie skip to loafer#u will nvr catch me calling this guy sissel sorry. save that name for Mr. Ghost Trick. another thing i. also. dnt talk abt. which i adore#i need to get better at talking abt and expressing myself for the things that i enjoy. ive been wanting to draw laios for a good#while too but im scared. for some reason. u-u should nvr let a white man do that to me honestly.#for now i'll thistle tho. maybe we will get kabru namari or mithrun next from me >_< i have to talk myself into it#i think the closest way i can explain why i cannot bring myself to draw for some series is that i dnt want to mess up somehow#like 'ilu so much [character] what if i cnt draw u the way u deserve even tho i love u sm what if its not enough.' <- leaves it to sm1 else#tbh [scratches head] i prefer the version with less coloring ^-^ but i realize the one thats more colored would get more eyes on it... hm
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i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you
#im reading that post that says artists are directors of audience reaction and not its dictator:#'you cannot guarantee that everyone viewing your work will react as you are trying t make them react. a good artist knows that this is what#allows work to breath. by definition you cannot have art where the viewer brings nothing to the table ... this is why you have to let go of#the urge to plainly state in text exactly how you think the work should be interpreted ... its better to be misinterpreted sometimes than#to talk down to your audience. you wont even gain any control that way; people will still develop their opinions no matter what you do#im thinking abt this again cuz i was thinking maybe the thing that lets adventure time work so well the way it does is cuz it doesnt#take itself too seriously that it gives the audience enough room to fuck with subtext and then fuck with them back yknow. i think it was#mentioned somewhere that they werent even planning to run with the postapocalyptic elements that are hinted in the show but changed their#mind after the one off with the frozen businessmen and dominoed into marcy and simons backstory. on the other side there are stories that#explain too much to let the story speak for itself and i think it ends up having to do more with the crew trying to lead ppl in a certain#direction than expand on what they have and i see a lot of this with miraculous. like when interviews and tweets are used as word of god in#arguments and it becomes a little stifling to play around with it knowing the creator can just interject. u can say its the crews effort to#engage with its audience but it feels more like micromanaging. and none of this is to say there ISNT room for stories that spell things out#theyre just suited for different things. if sesame street tried abstract approaches to themes and nuance itd be counterproductive#a lot of things fly over my head so i need help picking things apart to get it- but it doesnt have to be from the story itself. ive picked#picked up or built on my own interpretations listening to other ppl share their thoughts which creates conversation around the same thing#sometimes stories will spell things out for you without being so obvious abt it that it feels like its woven into the text. my fav example#for this might be ATLA using younger characters as its main cast but instead of feeling like its dumbed down for kids to understand why war#is bad its framed from a childs point of view so younger audiences can pick up on it by relating to the characters. maybe an 8 year old#wont get how geopolitics works but at least they get 'hey the world is a little more complicated than everyone vs. fire nation'. same for#steven universe bc its like theyre trying to describe and put feelings into words that kids might not have so they have smth to start with#especially with the metaphors around relationships bc even if it looks unfamiliar as a kid now maybe the hope is for it to be smth you can#look back to. thats why it feels like these shows grew up with me.. instead of saving difficult topics for 'when im ready for it'#as if its preparing me for high school it gave me smth to turn in my hands and revisit again and again as i grow. stories that never#treated u as dumb all along. just someone who could learn and come back to it as many times as u need to. i loved SU for the longest time#but i felt guilty for enjoying it hearing the way ppl bash it. bc i was a kid and thought other ppl understood it better than me and made#feel bad for leaning into the message of paying forward kindness and not questioning why steven didnt punish the diamonds or hold them#accountable. but im rewatching it now and going oh. i still love this show and what it was trying to teach me#yapping#diary
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It seems I have lost all of my art on my computer. Very unfortunate
#I'm a bit too exhausted to explain what happened#It doesn't really matter either way. It's very unlikely I will ever get all my art back#It wasn't just my art. Art that ppl drew for me. Other silly pictures. My passwords#So yeah. I may at some point make new accounts cuz of course I don't have any of my password written anywhere else#Oh well. This is just a lesson for me to have back ups and whatnot#It's not the end of the world#But it does suck#I shall continue living and making art#But man... this really sucks#What also sucks is that my emotional stress is turning into physical pain. I hate this. Why do our bodies work like that. This is dumb#I try to think positivly. Even if I don't have any of my art saved on my computer. At least it's all other the internet#Some ppl even have it saved on their devices#So. It's fine#I'll continue my life as usual. Maybe do more self indulgent art so I don't go insane
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I swear to you, if Sam "Duke of the house of Solaire" Collins EVER considered downloading or gods forbid POST HIMSELF ONLINE (Probably a law against vampires using social media but let's ignore that)... Man gonna be getting comments like this.
THIS GOES FOR WILLIAM TOO (Let's be fr, Porter def has a tiktok, simply for a soul purpose to find drama. Or post faceless story times with those Ai voice filters about Vincent or Sam. "AITAH for killing a vampire king then starting a fight with my king's adopted son?") 😭
#redacted audio#redacted porter#redacted sam#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vincent#redacted william#the amount of cowboy jokes and “save a horse ride a cowboy” comments would be insane#Darlin' definitely made the comment on an alt account lets be so fr#William def gonna turn to dust from pure shock and horror if he ever found out what people online be saying about vampires
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lost a bet with @eliastheownerof0axolotls, so here's today's starstruck shipaganza entry (and also a belated birthday present for elias) featuring his oc flower dee and the rather absurd "blush off":
#starstruck dee#others ocs#my art#you've heard of toxic yaoi now get ready for: super wholesome yuri#for the record i am not... 100% sure that starstruck would even understand what marriage was. joint bank account???#but i didn't write this dialogue so i claim no responsibility#however i do think this is probably her 'flirting' mechanic.#like totally unintentionally on her part but she blushes cutely at you and suggests you could be in love with her#then you're just like 'ohh uhhh hmm well i guess i *could* be...' for days#🎀💖#edit: auughh i should have saved this for waddle dee wednesday! damn! shit! oh well.
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take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me!
finally!! a little older zukka with (sorta) their new movie looks along with piercings and tattoos from a beloved au, listening to some abba, dancing real close and laughing<3 (zuko is the one telling the joke here... he can be silly too); referencing the iconic ipod ad campaign and based on the ‘let’s rock!’ photoshoot by steven meisel
[ID: This is a digital drawing of Sokka and Zuko dancing close together and listening to music from an iPod, drawn in warm colors and against a deep blue sky background. On the left, Zuko (wearing septum and snake bite piercings, earrings, long hair in a bun, and Fire Nation clothing) holds the iPod from Sokka’s lower back; while Sokka (wearing matching earrings, a long warrior’s wolf tail, his Water Tribe clothing and a moon and stars tattoo on his arm) holds his shoulder. Both of them laughing and tearing up, they share the ear pods while its cable gets tangled in their visible arms. End ID]
#my art#zukka#AAAAAA half the semester waiting to do this one!!! and i really liked how it turned out!!!#this has everything i like:#orange zukka#gradient sky backgrounds; laughing; being silly; referencing ads and photoshoots; HANDS...#too late for zukka week but whatever because this doesnt even account for any prompt right? heheh maybe next year i'll do something for it#or this one! i liked the rivals one>:)#also: i did say i was gonna draw them with piercings and earrings from now on no matter WHAT#and of course; i'm also saving the longer version for... ;-)#sokka#zuko#zukka fanart
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These two are so…ugh
(Part of WIP Week! Made in mid 2021)
#was actually inspired by a one shot fic I read and for the life of me I can’t remember what it’s called#before I finally got a ao3 account and liked and saved fics#pricefield#life is strange#lis#my art#sketches#WIPs
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I- I DID A THING!!!
Shoutout to The Neon Void by @sugarpasteltmnt for being the MOST AWESOME FIC EVER!!!!
I can not tell you how many brainworms I have because of it
#also I fixed my account my posts should actually be showing up now#also also I think I was struck with a divine blessing while drawing this#cause what is that shading oh my god#also x3 while drawing the pose I kept thinking of Leo’s memorial in the sewers#and how he has warm colours all around him#and a sun framed like a halo around his head#so I tried reversing all that#kind of#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#tmnt#original art#the neon void tmnt#the neon void#tnv fanart#tnv tmnt#tnv
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