there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.
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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.
A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.
Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"
Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.
The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.
There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE MORE PORN LINKS FOR LOGAN HOWLETT
P*LINKS FOR LOGAN HOWLETT <3
logan calling you into the bathroom
making out with logan
logan teasing you before bed
logan taking his stress out on you
logan putting you to sleep on other his fingers
when your really needy so logan makes you do all the work
nightly routine before bed
riding logan because of a failed movie night
how the two of you wake each other up in the morning
logan being rough
a very neeedy logan
sitting inbetween logans legs and getting fingered 😵💫
logan fingering you pt4
face to face
logan on the kitchen counter
in the honda odyssey pt2
logan showing off his strength
logan eating you out
logan and his breeding kink
choking with logan
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“Italy” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 333 words
Regulus has his suitcase packed and he’s almost out the door when Sirius stops him.
“Where are you going?” Sirius asks him.
“Italy.” Regulus almost growls.
“Why are you going to Italy?” Sirius asks ignoring Regulus’ tone.
“He asked me to marry him, Sirius!” Regulus says through gritted teeth.
“Yes. I know.” Sirius tells him.
“YOU KNOW?” Regulus is yelling now.
“Yes, of course I know. That still doesn’t explain why you’re going to Italy.” Sirius questions again.
“HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, SIRIUS!?” Still yelling and getting louder.
“Reggie, I still don’t see the connection here.” Sirius says, but before Regulus can answer, James walks out of their bedroom.
“James, Reg is going---” Sirius starts.
“To Italy. I heard… He’ll be back.” James says casually.
“No, I will not!” Regulus says firmly at the same time Sirius asks “What?!” as he looks at James confused.
“He just needs a bit of time to process.” James shrugs, still very calm about the entire situation.
“Why are you not freaking out?” Sirius asks a bit frantically.
“I freaked out when he went to France when I asked him to be my boyfriend, but then he came back a week later and said yes. So, I didn’t freak out when he went to Greece when I told him I loved him. And then he went to… Spain?” He questions and looks at Regulus.
“Yes.” Regulus grits out.
“Spain, when I asked him to move in with me. Italy sounds like it will be nice. Have a good time.” James tells Regulus and gives him a kiss.
“I am not coming back this time, James.” Regulus says very definitively.
“Okay, love. I’ll see you in a week.” James says as he starts to walk towards the kitchen. He pauses and looks over his shoulder, “You have the ring, right?” He asks Regulus.
“Yes.” Regulus says as he walks out and slams the door.
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Regulus is back in a week with the ring on his finger.
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one thing about this season of d20 that is absolutely driving me up the wall is how easily I can imagine Bruce Willis, at the height of his powers, effortlessly channeling Paula Donvaldson trying to pilot his body. it would have been one of the great comedy performances of all time. Oscar-worthy. he had the comedic chops, he could absolutely have sold being a thirsty middle-aged divorced lady security guard suddenly dropped into the body of an action hero!
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