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monkeysinger24 · 5 months

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What a dork (affectionate)

#the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #ghost #copia #papa emeritus iv #popia #ghumblr #papa iv #shitting crying throwing up #he looks so goofy #why is this man fictional

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delhe-dalim · 1 month

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Oh Mayday... Warm colors cuz he deserves some warmth 🥹

#artists on tumblr #star wars #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #commander mayday #tbb mayday #star wars fanart #tbb #doodles #currently watching s2 to catch up tbb and just got to the mayday episode #honest reaction: MARRY ME 😩🙏💍#also why does every fictional man I love ends up dying? what kind of torture is this wtf 🧍‍♀️#anyway I'll pretend none of that happened #he's in Pabu at the beach #sw #sw tbb

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bambeebirdie · 30 days

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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance

#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum #and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir #you’re crazy #this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it #also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself #i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick #because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed #(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe #this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats #but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman #like this it’s own genera to me #anyways #my post #dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batman and superman #fan fiction idea #justice league

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tea-cat-arts · 4 months

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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #the fact that people think scum villain #-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me #especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater #heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series #he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters #(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters #like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx #I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes #side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me #i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation #but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years #like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain #the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too #+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu #as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people #another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does #also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be #he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students #and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing #+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this #but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy

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ibrithir-was-here · 8 months

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Sooo I wrote a…weird little thing, a certain comic by @mayhemchicken-artblog got my creative juices percolating and under the press of staying up far too late for several days this came to fruition, enjoy!

The Eye of the Beholder

Link to the Comic

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fictionadventurer · 6 months

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Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.

#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican??#they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords #but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book #that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read #because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions #instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard'#you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person #the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person #you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues #and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story #(the politics though are hilarious)#(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics)#(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights)#('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it')#(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???')#(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)

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kaleidos-copia · 3 months

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didn't know it was even possible to fall more deeply in love with Copia than I already was, but here we are

#why does he have to be fictional 😩#he's literally my ideal man #the band ghost #copia #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia #rite here rite now #the ghovie #Spyre's thoughts #tobias forge #rhrn

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thebookishmoon · 6 months

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Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen

#are you going to tell me I’m wrong????#fuck the patriarchy #dismantle the patriarchy #why do men #I know Collin’s is fictional BUT HOLY SHIT DOES HE ENRAGE ME #the feminine rage this emits from a BOOK #Jane Austen #Pride and prejudice #elizabeth bennet #Mr Collin’s #Mr Darcy #books #book blog #reading #bookblr #can I castrate this man.

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hildegardladyofbones · 2 months

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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.

#I'm not calling the characters ugly btw #i don't believe any one can be ugly #i do not care for beauty standards and thus i don't rank people based on how “ugly” or “pretty” they are #but the characters in DE do not meet the conventional beauty standards and look like actual people with unique faces #and thus would be considered “ugly”#and that is so important to me. i go feral whenever media represents how people look like in real life and not how they look like in the #fictional parallel universe where everyone is a model and where a majority of the movies take place #because irl you don't have to be a model to be desirable #the most attractive man in any video game I've ever played has a receding hairline and a big nose and thick glasses and a small chin #and not only is representing realistic people. just good. in general. but it makes the character of Dolores Dei stand out so much more which #works for the game so well. she's barely human. she's a deity- a myth- a legend. the only version that exists of her now is the one with #glowing lungs. she's perfectly beautiful because she's inhuman. the fact that everybody else looks so human only highlights how inhuman she #has become yk?#if everyone was as conventionally attractive as her then she wouldn't stand out. we wouldn't get why she's so special.#disco elysium #disco elysium analysis #media analysis #beauty standards #this is only one aspect of how this game portrays real people btw. as someone interested in character design this just immediately stood out #to me #the first time i noticed it was when i first met garte and the second time was when i met ruby because neither are conventionally desirable #oh my fucking god the nerds who complain about a woman with a model face having body hair in a video game would perish if they played this #mainstream game/movie studios catering to western masses could never

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andrew-minyards-defense-attorney · 7 months

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“Andrew committed murder! How can you defend that!?” Your honor, they fucked around and found out

#this is only in relation to this silly fictional men if I see anybody going ‘me with [insert real killer]’ I WILL FIND YOU #/lh #silly fictional man* I don’t know why I put men #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andrew minyard

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dollicitasworld · 2 months

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he looks beautiful my baby 🥺😭

#shang tsung #mk1 #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #mk1 shang tsung #why does this man have to be fictional bruh #i need him

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vodid · 3 months

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a guy and his small boyfriend

#silver fox blitz <3 #blitzbee #humanformers #maccadam #vart #the glasses go so hard why did i not think of this sooner #brought to u by witnessing a (fictional) man with these. lookin like a whole stereotypical investigator too

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dibbs-n-scribbs · 3 months

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Late night Columbo sketch. Been watching the series for the first time and I'm already hooked

#columbo #lieutenant columbo #i need this man more than anything #why didnt i give this show a chance sooner #HES SO HANDSOME #more than down bad rn #i dont think ive ever seen a more beautiful man #this isnt just the tumblr talking Im starting to feel things #gonna save this so i can look at it later #also high im back after my like 1 year hiatus #also gonna try to be more self indulgent #although i didnt post EVER i rlly want to have a space where Im comfortable making stuff I like for once #that includes me obsessing over fictional men #but like more than usual

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kairithemang0 · 3 months

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It shocks me that the Hatchetfield fandom doesn’t embrace the fact so many of the characters are garbage people. Max Jagerman? Horrible person, a bully and sexual harasser. So damn fun to watch. Linda Monroe? Annoying Karen mother who’s entitled and selfish. Amazing character, give us more of her being just the worst.

With a series full of characters who span from being assholes to down right evil people, it’s shocking that there’s so much hate towards people who like these characters. Let people like morally bad characters, it’s fun! Hell, make them likable if that’s what’ll make you happy. If you don’t like how someone else sees a character, maybe you’re the problem

Maybe I’m missing the point, I dunno. I love antagonists in any media really, Hatchetfield especially. Let people like the characters they like, hell let them redeem the ones that may be considered redeemable. If you don’t think they’re redeemable, cool. Move on with your life :)

#starkid #Sorry I read the starcanwrecked confessions blog too much #Any time there’s an argument on whether you’re a bad person for liking a bad character I puke in my mouth #You’re not a bad person if you like bad characters #I feel like that’s common knowledge and then I remember this is tumblr #team starkid #hatchetfield #Maybe I’m missing the point #If I am lmk #It’s exhausting seeing the way the fandom just hates on some characters #they’re fictional #remember that #Yknow what character doesn’t have this problem #Ted spankoffski that’s who #Yall see the bastard man and adore him but the second you see Grace Chasity you freak out #Again maybe I’m just missing the point #Idk #tell me why I’m wrong or something #I’d be glad to read why

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cochidinh · 23 days

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#rain code #yuma kokohead #fiction book? Why do detectives read fiction books?#idk man like suddenly a death god appeared and helped the main character kill people in a parallel dimension #Detectives should just read something real you know

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nonbinarytoast · 2 months

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Meeting between Kayne, Elijah Volkov, and Helen. A tea party. You see my vision.

#malevolent #kayne malevolent #camp here and there #elijah volkov #pink elephant man #the magnus archives #helen richardson #helen distortion #my hallway wife #my door wife #I hate Elijah Volkov #why is he like that #kayne is the same way but at least he’s funny #Elijah is just gross #multi fandoms posts #malevolent podcast #tma podcast #fiction podcast #podcast

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