#witchy humor

[emo-altdemon]

[thelittleredwitch]

[wizardsaur]

Gonna post this joke for my friend who refuses to do it her damn self because she's too new to Tumblr & hasn't figured out this is GOLD yet;

So ya know how there's a massive overlap with witchcraft and the LGBTQ community?

Yeah so the pagans quite literally made the Yuletide gay.

[lemonbalmgirl]

[the-inkstained-witch]

sometimes mundane witchcraft is putting a glamour spell on your makeup or stirring a sigil into your coffee, and sometimes it's sending baneful energy by flipping off every cop car you see, and I think that's beautiful

[the-clumsywitch]

[sepp-gw]

"oH Don'T gO in tHe FaIRy riNg or tHeY'll kIDnAp yOU" like bitch stfu I'm just trying to get home

[shutinthenutouse]

[broomsick]

The samhain spirit entering my house on october 1st   

[crazycatsiren]

Husband: "Ones who dress like stereotypical witches, nothing to worry about usually. The one who wears a shirt that says 'This is what a really cool cat lady looks like', on the other hand, you gotta watch out for."

[eclectic-ways]

Actually me when I pulled The Tower consecutively and in a row for 3 days. I surrendered. 💀

[thelittleredwitch]

Morton The Salt Lamp is unconcerned with your conventional methods of decoration.

Yes, the googly eyes are necessary for healing and growth

😁😁

[nyxs-haven]

[lemonbalmgirl]

I found this at the bookstore on Thursday.

I just...wat?

[labelleizzy]

[the-clumsywitch]