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notholaenas · 1 year ago
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ghost boys and polaroids (6/?)
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The Batkids play a game called “Guess Who Bruce Is Disappointed In Today” and it is a bloodsport.
It started as a joke. It is no longer a joke.
Every morning, without fail, one of them walks into the kitchen and says:
“Guess who Bruce is disappointed in today?”
And they all take turns guessing based on crime alerts, nightly patrol rotations, and vibes.
It’s become a system.
It went like:
Jason: “I knocked out a senator by accident. My odds are high.”
Tim: “I drank seventeen Red Bulls and fell asleep on top of the Batcomputer.”
Damian: “I released three bats into Gotham General Hospital as enrichment. They were bored.”
Steph: “I called him ‘Brucie’ in front of a senator.”
Cass: Just raises a finger and shrugs.
Then Bruce walks in, dead silent, pours his coffee, looks at no one, and walks away.
Tim: “It’s Jason.”
Jason: “DAMN IT.
Rules:
If you guess wrong, you have to do patrol with Damian and listen to him rant about the superiority of traditional swordsmanship for two hours.
If you guess right, you get to choose the movie on family movie night.
If Bruce is disappointed in himself, everyone gets ice cream. That’s the law.
It got so serious they made a whiteboard. Labeled it: “DISAPPOINTMENT LEADERBOARD.”
Top scores:
Tim (17 correct guesses, possible mind reader)
Cass (14, reads vibes better than Google Translate reads Latin)
Steph (11, mostly via chaos intuition)
Jason (2. constantly thinks it’s him. It often is. But not always.)
Damian (0. refuses to acknowledge he is ever the cause)
One time Dick guessed correctly for the first time in 3 months and everyone clapped.
He cried.
Alt. Version: Guess Who Bruce Is Proud Of Today.
Game cancelled due to lack of data.
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thatsbelievable · 9 months ago
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lena-luthor · 7 months ago
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No one in history has had special treatment like you.
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a-little-ray-of-fantasy · 8 months ago
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Me, before watching the new episode: Aw, that was sweet, in a humorous way! The bucket is a nice touch!
Me, after watching the newest episode: Oh...
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fraternum-momentum · 7 months ago
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give me your complete and unwavering devotion.
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gilsart · 7 months ago
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idk if I ever posted this here but I also happen to like dunmeshi
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jesncin · 2 months ago
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Taonui Mun and the King Shark.
A re-imagining of two Hawaiian characters from Superboy's original run. I did as much research as I could, but I know I'm not going to have the authenticity to cover their story like a Native Hawaiian artist would be able to. Nonetheless, I hope I could give these characters more dignity then they're often treated to under DC.
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collierose1 · 2 months ago
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you can tell who actually likes hot sauce
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chloesimaginationthings · 22 days ago
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How the Bonnie bully got their FNAF mask,,
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demi-pixellated · 2 months ago
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Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day
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mina-logan · 20 days ago
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A post-Azkaban 90s hot dad Sirius just because.
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novaneondream · 10 months ago
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Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to
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swiftsharkness · 8 months ago
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me during wandavision: wow they really just tease us with having agnes flirt with wanda and for what reason??
me during agatha all along: oh she’s just gay, that’s the reason
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thatsbelievable · 2 years ago
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