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akuasucc · 2 years

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everytime ghana does terrible ghanaians say they'll stop supporting the team but anytime they play all of a sudden everyone supports them

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vivienvalentino · 2 months

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"tumblr's dead" until it's time to steal text posts, gifs and fan art then suddenly they know where to go.

#50k tweet dated yesterday that is literally 2012 tumblr text post #don't get me started on gifs with no credit #and shitty tiktoks with stolen fanart #text*

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egophiliac · 8 months

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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now #but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything #just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar #i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever #and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one #took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him #actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it #me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)

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himbo · 11 months

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#scavengers reign #levi #azi #screencap #gif #okay gif makers im starting to understand your art now excuse the shittiness #i just especially love the quiet moments in this show

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kelin-is-writing · 1 month

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MAXI BONKERS 👹👹👹

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bytebun · 2 years

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found family coworkers (definition multiple) of all time [image description under cut]

Comic 1:

First panel, Ingo and Akari are standing together. Someone off-screen asks “oh, is that your dad?”. Akari has an awkward smile and replies “oh, no no. he’s my...” There’s a long pause as she looks at Ingo. He’s leaving it up to her. She finishes, “He’s my coworker... friend... guy.” In smaller font, she continues “yea. that.” Comic 2: A dramatic panel of Volo, looking pissed off, shouting “who are you to interfere?!!” Ingo tugs the brim of his cap lower. The upper half of his face is in shadow, while his eyes stand out. He looks threatening but has his expression is his characteristic neutral-frown, and he says “...I’m her coworker friend guy.”. In the final panel, Machoke is throwing an incredible amount of punches, a reference to Star Platinum from Jojo. Ingo is pointing with one hand, his battle pose. The background text reads, “What does that even mean??” Volo is experiencing off-screen violence.

Comic 3: The comic is titled “Reunion”. In the first panel, Ingo shows off Akari, with a faint smile on his face. She is labelled “best girl (assigned by god)”. He says, “Emmet, this is Akari, my coworker. She’s the reason I was able to return to this station.” In smaller font, Akari comments to herself, “ooh... so this is the man in white.”

In the second panel, in smaller font Ingo notes “I think I remember now...” He says, “Akari, this is Emmet. He's also my coworker.” Coworker is underlined. Emmet is crying in the background, looking confused, conflicted, distressed, and happy. He says, “Brother...?” In the final panel, we see a framed photograph of all three together. Underneath are the words, Employee of the Month. Akari is dressed as a depot agent, and she and Ingo pose with peace signs. Emmet is red faced from crying, but he’s smiling widely. He looks happy.

#pokemon arceus legends #submas #akari #ingo #pla #comics #bytebun draws #your long lost presumed dead brother shows up with a teenager and introduces you as his coworker wwyd #i'm really pushing the platonic ride or die coworkers dynamic for these two. my agenda #making shitty comics is so much more fun than making nice comics i don't have to worry about panel sizes and shit #yeah it's a jojo reference U_U i was drawing that second panel like wait... this looks like sugim*to g*lden k*muy #and you know who he looks like...? starts with a j #my hand remembers this shape of character #originally it was going to be ingo suplexing the guy. but that's a complicated pose...#messed up the tag...#pokemon legends arceus

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jitterbugbear · 1 year

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Lesson no. 274859: NEVER EVER STEAL FROM A WITCH. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON 💥

#animated in procreate + ae #i put many an hour into this #this is enhanced by the shitty sounds. they are on purpose. I KNOW IT SOUNDS BAD #rotating tiny stealing wizards in my mind at all times #can you tell this started as a bg study because i can #art #jitterbugbear art #artists on tumblr #animation #2d animation #digital art #procreate #wizard #fantasy art #thats it for the tags wahhooo i hope someone enjoys this im going to post the two bgs for this separately sometime soon

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iamenits · 5 months

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By Any Other Name

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #spones #by any other name #smiley mccoy #bouncy mccoy #gifs #my posts #scheduling to have this post on my birthday so i can start the day off right 😊#eta: thank you past me!#my shitty gifs #enits gifs

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bixels · 2 months

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vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.

#personal #very extremely delete later #ok cutting the vague post this is about a “whose the worst cartoon mom” twt post with pink diamond in the running #and a bunch of people pointing at her. the woman who died in childbirth and never got to meet her child. and she's literally next to #mother gothel. the baby kidnapper who kidnapped a baby #i'm always gonna be a pink diamond nuancepilled defender. she was a shitty entitled teen who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth #then got self-radicalized and rebelled for both selfish AND selfless reasons #“this show is great because everyone makes mistakes and learns from them. except the pink one. she's bad and dead forever.”#anyways this is a crit towards the fandom not the show #“she had steven so she could selfishly escape her mistakes and put all her burdens on her child” or she wanted a child #“she abandoned her family” or she died during childbirth #“she started a war that got thousands of gems killed and mutilated” and if she hadn't nobody on earth would exist #the fact that some fans are more willing to jump to white diamond’s defense when talking about her reformation and redemption #white diamond—the architect and supreme ruler of a 10000+ year old fascist empire—has 10000% done worse more unforgivable things than pink #guys even blue diamond has shattered gems before. like not just kill them but permanently split their souls into pieces.#ruby called her a “SHATTERER.” she was INFAMOUS for murdering people. pink never shattered anyone #for fans of a show that explicitly says nobody's truly a villain you guys sure do want a villain really badly #anyways “we need more compelx female characters y'all couldn't even handle rose quartz” etc. etc. etc.

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davespritevstheworld · 2 days

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day 4: free day

#dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #homestuck #davekatweek2024 #davekatweek #kind of shitty but its too late to start something new

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daily-sifloop · 3 months

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Day 14: croissant

#isat #in stars and time #sifloop #isat loop #loop isat #isat siffrin #siffrin isat #desert art #the homoeroticism of hating the same food #this and the next drawing were actually drawn together with the first day to get started #but i ended up never using these cuz i received enough ask prompts to not use my own #still a good thing i made a backlog #less stress on my already shitty vacation

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knifearo · 9 months

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"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

#exclusionists will act like they're in the fucking trenches when they're posting #as if they're not taking the time to walk into someone else's community without provocation and start being nasty.#saw a post the other day that was saying smth aphobic and was like 'it's true and we should be allowed to say it'#babe nobody's Stopping you. you can say whatever the fuck you want.#thing is though that when you say shitty things. people don't typically like it <3 #anyway die mad sorry that you fell for heteronormativity and amatonormativity and assume both to be the norm.#i'm gonna keep creating community with other queer people and you are more than welcome to go off and die alone <3 #also if you're fr going into ace discourse in the year of our lord 2024. jesus fucking christ get a hobby #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #aspec #talking #asexual #ace discourse #ace exclusion

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lemonomelette · 6 months

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For @lord_squiggletits amazing Pharma fic. I want to eat this fic grrrrr your Pharma is so headstrong and cute pls let me smooch his chevron and pack his school lunch he's out there making the world a better place <3<3<3

#transformers #transformers pharma #my art #challenge: how shitty can i sketch before class starts #fic art

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yeehawpim · 4 months

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I really gotta draw my ocs more

#artists on tumblr #oc #artfight 2024 #amos howe #my art #my comic #was going through too much to participate last year but im gonna go all out #starting off by making more content for my shitty lil cannibal man

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bitchslapblastoids · 3 months

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unfortunately i do need you all to watch this 2 minute clip of dan talking about showering facing frontwards vs facing backwards which is also him talking about fucking which is also once again Daniel Howell Sharing Too Much About His Sex Life

Instagram Live - October 7, 2022

#danisnotabottom #also this whole live is so fucking funny #at one point he's FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE with three fans he invited in who are fully just Giving Him Nothing to work with #except for the scooby doo lore that one fan starts going DEEP INTO out of the blue and it's iconic #moth makes an appearance but their connection is shitty #it's just generally a hilarious time #dan howell #dan and phil #danhumor

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ivegoneawayinsidemyhead · 2 years

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9-1-1 : Realizations

(A.K.A. Notes on a Metaphor)

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#911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #911 fanart #goneaway:fanart #goneaway:911 #manip #i started these before ep 12 and i am feeling so vindicated #also the amount of trouble that last one gave me gahhh #shitty photoshop #911 on abc

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