People are like the roots of a plant. If you try to move them too harshly, they will break under the pressure of change. I am like mycelium. If you touch me I will crumble to dust. Also I literally have mycelium and will literally break apart for any reason but that’s not relevant right now
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+°☆ F☆r being a wizard I d☆ n☆t feel very wise right n☆w right n☆w ☆°+
+°☆ Is pe☆ple ch☆☆sing their ☆wn names really n☆t a thing every☆ne d☆es? ☆°+
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Side effects of a wizard is not sleeping
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(My fur looks singed and I look really tired)
So…
How’d it go..?
In case you didn’t notice, I got blasted out of the cage during my visit trying to break you out and then when I returned to check on you, I got caught in a giant freaking mech battle.
WTF?!!
*I am in a full-body cast*
Every single bone in my body is broken and the very act of existing is painful. But I feel more alive than I have in weeks.
Unfortunately, destroying the cage means I am now homeless. Again.
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Middle aged men with 8 Strength and no Athletic skill proficiency should’ve known better to not pull a stunt like this. Seriously, what do you guys expect?
Based on this:
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+°☆ I like a l☆t ☆f things... s☆ur stuff is n☆t ☆ne ☆f them ☆°+
+°☆ Lem☆nade can stay th☆ugh ☆°+
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“I can tell you this much: you are aware that in the official science of today the role of the observer becomes more and more important. Relativity, the principle of indeterminacy, show the extent to which the observer today intervenes in all these phenomena. The secret of alchemy is: there is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call ‘a field of force’. This field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-a-vis the Universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call “The Great Work’.”
“But what about the philosopher’s stone? The fabrication of gold?”
“These are only applications, particular cases. The essential thing is not the transmutation of metals, but that of the experimenter himself. It’s an ancient secret that a few men rediscover once in a century.””
― The People of the Secret by Ernest Scott
(Artwork + Gandalf in the Library of Gondor)
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Hello. I’ve heard the cage is running the blog now. Might I ask to talk to the actual incompetent directly?
THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A MEETING WITH @fattocatto-wizard. I CAN GIVE THEM A MESSAGE AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO YOU AT THEIR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
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