"Listen, if Bart says he can eat 3,324 peeps in under a second, I believe him. Don't be a hater, Tim."
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Chilchuck you are towering well over 6 feet over the ground Chilchuck pls
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I need this image for unimportant purposes but it's still one of my favorite pre-canon pieces. Marcille losing her tomato slice with basically the first bite. Laios holding a rat. Toshiro so smitten with laughing Falin that he doesn't notice the man-eating plant going for Laios and Chilchuck at once. Namari, lost in her stretches, completely oblivious to the forest goblins descending via rope. The random ass lizard. Just fun
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Jason built like a tank Todd being treated by his family like a pretty princess he is will never be not funny to me.
The only difference is that Bruce and Dick do it affectionately and Tim and Damian do it degradingly.
Cass and Duke have literally no thoughts behind their actions, they are just happy to participate in family activity.
Barbara and Steph act depending on how much Jason annoyed them today.
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This had no business making me laugh as much as it did
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"Tim feels abandoned" "he's being ignored" "tim is jealous of the attention they give damian" "tim is-" tim drake would break out into actual literal hives at the thought of anything resembling an adult monitoring him, he'd starting hissing like a feral cat if Bruce tried to get involved with his business, he'd saw his own arm off if his family tried to demand he checks in more than once a month with heavily coded messages
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timkon clone baby au where when bruce comes back he's furious to learn that tim made a baby bc what the fuck, tim? that's so irresponsible- and then he lays eyes on the baby and immediately falls in love and suddenly his lecturing is much less effective when he's bouncing a baby on his knees and pausing every 30 seconds to coo at it
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