#yes.. ITS TRUE!

[holykhepri]

twitter is broken for me so

all these gamecube remakes makes me PATIENTLY HOLD MY BREATH....

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

me, hearing that we are getting two new seasons of PnF almost a year late:

[potatobugz]

objects loving objects baby!!!!

[stc019]

I couldn't get outta my head @/velvetroomba (on twitter)'s hilarious Ace Attorney x Jenna Marbles crossover of Ivana BeTall, a witness who lies about witnessing a murder because she was secretly too short to see what happened lmao (it was fun giving a try at the games' artstyle!!)

[tibby-art]

DECKED OUT LEVEL 4 IS OPEN HOW ARE WE FEELING !!

[mikibagels]

Perpetually doomed siblings my beloved

The more tragic and irredeemable the better.

[zuzu-draws]

[The Cursed, Unwanted Child: Ostracised by the Village]

[brucequeensteen]

[jay-wasreblogging]

The eye fucking sex scene plus the Honda Odyssey Fucks Hard™ scene is what gave this movie it's R rating btw

[simplydnp]

totally normal about the 'wedding?' response continuing to evolve even though it's only been 5 shows. at this point i'm convinced the grand plan behind tit is to convince dan via exposure therapy that he's allowed to want to get married

[ganondoodle]

(wip)

some doodles that took me way too much effort; an updated design for Raal (aka demise when he was a mortal, he still uses that name when in disguise and modeled those forms after how he imagined he would look if he ever grew up as one) and a clunky doodle of both his blade spirits just after forging them

[guiiay]

quanxi

[xclowniex]

I'm so fucking tired of people reading into everything that's Jewish or Israeli with bad faith.

I'm also tired of people who have large platforms spreading misinformation

[groovyangelkisses]

down to the core of my being i know that wade needs a girl who whines out "i love you" 16 trillion times a day