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'People are allowed to have different opinions than me,' I say as i delete my paragraph of text 'it's okay. their opinions do not affect how I perceive my character' i'm discarding the reblog 'I wouldn't have changed their mind- arguing never helps' I'm scrolling on 'it's just better if I block them and them we can both live in harmony' inner peace restored.

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Tim: I am at a loss for words

Bruce: Despite being lost for words, Tim yelled at me for forty-five minutes

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Happy birthday!!!

i feel like i should celebrate

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there actually is a legal method to torment children in england wales and northern ireland and it's called "gcse exam" don't let them know this

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I love reading fanfictions where you can tell the author knows a lot about one specific subject and slips that into the fic. I read one where it was quite obvious they had been to the opera many times, another where they clearly grew up in a hockey family and my favourite one where the author simply couldn't contain their excitement about classical composers.

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just woke up at 1am and there seems to be an intruder in my house, but they sound like they're unloading the dishwasher so I guess they get a pass

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On a Gotham Rooftop somewhere overlooking a rouge fight

Deathstroke: the fuck are you doing up here

Mini stalker Tim drake, holding a camera: just trying to get a good shot, Mister!

Deathstoke: what a coincidence.

*gun cocking sound*

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Yessssssssss

ronan lynch is The Character of all time. his dream is to be a farmer. he's attending a top high school. he's gay. he once saw his dad fight the devil and never mentioned it ever again. he has two brothers. one of them has no internal organs. he's catholic. he knows Celtic jigs off by heart. hes a single father. he once crashed his best friends car and created a new one. he's Irish. he street-races. he didn't notice his friend was dead. he lives in a warehouse. he's hopelessly in love with his friend. he has a pet bird.

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ronan lynch is The Character of all time. his dream is to be a farmer. he's attending a top high school. he's gay. he once saw his dad fight the devil and never mentioned it ever again. he has two brothers. one of them has no internal organs. he's catholic. he knows Celtic jigs off by heart. hes a single father. he once crashed his best friends car and created a new one. he's Irish. he street-races. he didn't notice his friend was dead. he lives in a warehouse. he's hopelessly in love with his friend. he has a pet bird.

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Look, I don't ship these two characters. In fact, I actually think they should have a mutual restraining order. They are an active hindrance to eachothers happiness and emotional well-being.

But. It would be funny-

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when you start reading what you thought was just a low-stakes comedy hunter BL about a guy trying to live a normal life as a retired s-class hunter running a hangover soup restaurant but then they start hitting you with the past trauma and the burden of being a hero and burnout and tragic yaoi and different worldlines and regrets and sacrifices all while trying to prevent the apocalypse

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My favourite thing is when I'm reading a fic and the authors notes says something like 'only one or two chapter to go! Kinda sad that this has to wrap up so quickly :(, but five chapters is the longest I've ever done, so go me!' And you scroll up and there's like fourty-five chapters.

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y’all know that fresh prince of bel air episode where everyone but Will gets on the Oprah show so Will just keeps asking passive aggressive questions about nephew abandonment from the crowd? that’s how i want Jason to let the family know he’s alive.

like, he’s wanted to get onto that show for YEARS. he’s TOLD Bruce about how much he loves the Oprah show. and Bruce is like ‘oh i know her, maybe one day we can go :)’ but then he fucking DIES and gets sidelined with all the LOA Joker Red Hood crime lord fuckery he has going on and the family no longer even knows he’s alive. so fast forward he finds out that the entire Wayne family is going to be appearing on the Oprah winfrey show to commemorate the death of their darling lost son and brother. WITHOUT HIM. and Jason Todd, legally dead Jason Todd, is keeping his identity a secret for a REASON Jason Todd, is fucking PISSED.

Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Damian smiling at the audience:

Oprah: and our next question, sir what’s your name?

Jason, glaring daggers from the audience: Todd Peters.

The family: *smiles slowly drop into a look of horror as a clearly recognisable Jason Todd leans into the microphone*

Jason, arms folded: yeah, i got a question for Bruce. hypothetically, if you had a real kind, happy son whom you claimed to love with your whole heart, and you KNEW he wanted to be on the Oprah show, would you let him go? or would you wait until he was declared legally dead so you could go without him?

Bruce:

Everyone:

Damian: father that reminds me i have something to tell you-