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I'm a DM in training gimme NPC names that are either subtle dick jokes or puns. (i.e. Richard Ryder)

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@yjcorefourenjoyer dw I gotchu

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

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she young on my justice until i

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Cale Henituse wishes he has what Nie Huaisang has.

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unfortunately you're right and i hate it

“who’s taylor swift for men?”

this mf:

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headcanon: James Potter thought that Sirius and Remus were an item and didn't know the semantics of God-fatherly-hood and just thought Remus would Harry's godfather as well.

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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i love how most heroes teams powers go something along the lines of

Incredibly fast/strong/superhuman

some form of deity/god

alien

wallet

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dont do me like this

DOODLES FROM DISCORD

Batman carries his Robins like potatoes. Robtatoes. Potbins.

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In response to @violent138's tags

Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

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(art by detrinity!)

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HE HAS THEM IN HIS BAT-BELT THEY HAVE LITTLE BAT SYMBOLS ON THE PERIOD PACKAGING AND LITTLE BAT SHAPED HEAT PACKS

any teenage female hero: oh no, i think i'm starting my period :(

bruce, proud girl dad, procuring a basket of menstrual products and comfort items: i've got this guys.

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POV you're getting a snack in the titans tower. its 4am