#regulus x evan

[thund3randrain]

so i made a thing

[nixnight1]

Evan: what will I tell Reg? He wants to wear them tonight

Barty: Well, I don't know. Tell him to wear his own rings

Evan: These were his rings!!

Barty: Nooo...NO. You lent me Regulus' rings?? I'm not allowed to borrow his stuff!!

Evan: Why not??

Barty: Because I lose his stuff!!

--- a few hours later ---

Barty: Hey

Evan: Did you find it??

Barty: The snake ring? No. But I found my sunglasses under the couch 😎. I've been looking for these since last summer

Evan: those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me

Barty: Okay, calm down, here they are

Regulus from his room: Evan, do you have them??

Evan: Give me a minute! *whispering* What do we do!!

Barty: I don't know. I don't know!!

Evan: Alright, well, we'll just have to tell Regulus, that's all

Barty: Bloody hell, he's going to kill me

Evan: I could tell him it was all my fault...

Barty: Oh, that'd be grate

Evan: you own me

Barty: Anything

Evan: Regulus, can I talk to you fir a second??

Regulus: Yeah, what is it??

Evan: Uhm...I lost one of the rings you lent me

Regulus shocked:...

Evan: I'm sorry, I am so so sorry

Regulus: Wow...all right, well, what can you do? If you lost it...you lost it...

Evan: I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so so terrible

Regulus: Alright, Ev, that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose

Evan: No :(

Regulus: Look at you, come here

-- Evan and Regulus share a hug --

Regulus: You feel better?

Evan: Yeah, you're the best

Barty: *OFFENDED*

Barty: Okay wait a minute. I can't do this. Listen, honey, it was not Evan’s fault, he lent me the rings and I lost one. I'm so sorry, hun, I feel terrible * with his arms open looking for a hug*

Regulus:...

Regulus: That it's EXACTLY why I don't lend you stuff!!

Barty:...

Regulus: FIRST it's my jewelry. If its not my jewelry, it's my green sweater. If its not my green sweater it's my sunglasses

Barty: *with his arms down* your sunglasses??

Regulus: Yes!

Evan: Oh right!

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

evan who acts outraged when you ask him about if he's dating [insert character] even if he is

bro will act like you just insulted his entire bloodline

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Rosestarkiller who are in a band together and their manager wants them to write a memoir type thing and recommends celebrated author James Potter to write it.

James falls in love with each of them as he interviews them (together and seperately) and they keep flirting with him but he doesn’t pick up on it.

Eventually Peter smacks some sense into him and then they become Rosestarkillerchaser

[marauders-rarepair-fics]

I'm not sure if this counts as rare pair since it's a quad but

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54228823 It's rosestarkillerchaser, fake dating troupe

Hi! Since this anon posed the question, I thought I’d just put a little PSA that “pairings” isn’t subjected to couples only, poly ships are A-okay and welcomed, in fact.

If you’re into poly ships, go check this one out!

[star4daisy]

rosestarkiller

Tw: teasing and implied threesome

I wrote this on my phone at a family barbecue lol god knows why but it's more than I wrote all holiday so yay

...

Regulus lay down on his belly, feet up in the air as he pretended to read a book, occasionally letting his gaze travel to the bed in front of him where his two best friends had been snogging for a while.

He used his curls to hide his eyes, allowing them to fall on his face as he peeked behind them, admiring the way Evan's hands slowly ran down Barty's naked torso. Over the roses tattoo he had on his neck, over Evan's name on his chest and then squeezing when he passed over the Regulus constellation on his right shoulder.

Regulus's breath hitched, he loved that Barty had a tattoo in his honour, none of their other friends did except for Evan, but well they weren't just friends. So it made him feel special to always be close to Barty, even if he wasn't the one who got to kiss it.

Now he had to restrain himself from humping the bed while his friends kept working each other up. Perhaps he shouldn't have been there for it, but Regulus had gotten there first, they saw him when they climbed into Evan's bed, and they purposefully didn't close their curtains. It wasn't his fault that they had chosen to give him a show, it was only polite not to deviate his eyes.

When Evan's mouth reached the waistband and Barty let out a loud groan when he bit into his side, Regulus had to put his fist in his mouth to stop the sound that was threatening to come out. Fuck. They were trying to kill him. He wondered if he should leave, but there was no way he would manage without them noticing his obvious hard-on.

Surely they wouldn't take their trousers off while Regulus was right there. Even Barty wasn't that much of a show-off, Regulus was sure. Except Evan started unbuttoning slowly, palming Barty with one hand as he got the zipper down. Regulus stumbled out of the bed so fast his book fell, he quickly grabbed it and pressed it against his crotch as he tried to make a hasty exit.

He was sure he heard a chuckle behind him. "Oh, we didn't mean to make you uncomfortable," Evan said quickly. "You can stay, we won't kick you out of your own room."

"It's okay. Maybe I should-"

"Come on, Reg." Barty sat up and Regulus finally allowed himself to take a peek at them.

They looked like sin, their hairs standing on end, pink mouths swollen, Evan's eyes were half-lidded with desire while Barty's twinkled with mischief.

"We're amongst friends." Barty's green eyes travelled slowly down Regulus's body. "No need to be shy."

"I'm not shy," he barely managed to speak, his mouth felt entirely too dry.

"Then why the hasty exit?" Evan questioned with one eyebrow raised in challenge.

"I didn't want to make you uncomfortable."

"You could never make us uncomfortable," Evan reassured him.

Barty grinned, his eyes settling on the book Regulus held glued to his front. "What were you reading?"

Regulus had no idea, his eyes widened, his heart beating so fast he thought it might jump out of his chest. "Pride and prejudice."

"Oh," Barty said delightedly. "Let me see." He extended a hand in his direction. "This is the one you're always trying to convince me to read, isn't it?"

Regulus held the doorknob. "Maybe, later. I should go."

Evan chuckled. "Relax, Reg." he slapped the bed by his side in invitation. "We don't bite."

"Unless you want us to, of course." Barty raised his eyebrows mockingly while he settled on his elbows and forearms, his arms straining beautifully.

Regulus coughed. "I mean I thought you guys were-"

"We can," Evan said unbothered, voice dropping sensually when he kept talking. "If you want us to." 

Regulus froze. "What?"

"How many times do we have to snog in front of you for you to get the hint?" Barty asked impatiently.

"What?" his voice came out way too breathy.

Evan quickly stood up, coming in his direction and stopping only when he was close enough to take the book out of Regulus's hands. His gaze travelled south slowly, a smirk growing on his lips when he saw the bulge in Regulus's trousers.

"The question is how much do you want us?" Evan pressed a thumb against Regulus' bottom lip in appreciation, completely enthralled by the way Regulus flicked his tongue over it, sucking his finger into his mouth automatically like it had been ingrained in him to do so.

Barty groaned from behind them. "Hopefully half as much as we want you."

Evan's fingers popped out of Regulus's mouth as his eyes finally opened again, their chest almost touching from his irregular breathing.

"I've never wanted anything more in life," Regulus admitted.

Evan dropped the book carelessly and Regulus couldn't even find it in himself to protest, following him instinctively as Evan went to the bed where Barty lay waiting for them with a wicked grin on his lips.

...

[resident-gay-bitch]

Please reblog for a bigger sample size <3

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

All the Marauders sat behind Remus during kahoot, and he got really competitive about it- but nobody but the babygirls noticed. The best part was that everytime they played, Barty won. And Remus would just sit there thinking how the hell BARTY out of all people, while snapping a pencil and smiling. The truth was that Barty never knew he "won" all the time; because it was Regulus using his name and Evan helping him out. So everytime they won, Evan whispered into Barty's ear that he won and he'd jump up celebrating his victory (even though he didn't know what he won), and Evan and Reggie would do their secret handshake with little smirks on their faces.

Evan, bites lip: Well done, lover boy

Regulus, winks: Not bad, Rosier.

James: HEY

[oasis-of-stars-4]

Regulus: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. Evan: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! Regulus: Tripping over a Quaffle on your way to the bathroom is not cool.

[booksandgore]

A scrapped scene for a Regulus-centered fic I'm trying to write

Regulus sat in the common room, a book in one hand while he brushed Barty’s hair in his lap with the other. Evan sat next to him, sliding his hands up and down Barty’s clothed thigh, his own head leaning slightly on Regulus’ shoulder.

It wasn’t an uncommon sight to see in the Slytherin common room lately. The three of them had been close basically since they’d met, always touching each other in some way whenever they could. Holding pinkies, an arm wrapped around shoulders or a waist, linked arms - Regulus figured it was the result of their respective families making all three of them so touch starved, almost desperate for any scrap of physical affection they might get.

Regulus sighed, closing his book and tilting his head to look towards Evan, whose eyes had closed but whose hand hadn’t stopped rubbing Barty’s thigh.

“Evan?”

Evan hummed in response, pushing his head forward without actually facing Regulus. Regulus felt himself smiling at the sight, at the trust the two had given him.

“We should get to our dorm now, you know.”

Evan pressed more into Regulus at that, straining slightly to press his nose into his neck. He huffed, and Regulus shivered at the breath that ghosted down his skin.

Regulus felt Barty shift on his lap, and paused his hand, but didn’t take it out from the younger’s dark hair. He knew Evan had opened his eyes to watch Barty as he stretched out on top of the two's laps, and nestled his head deeper into Regulus' thighs.

"Just a few more minutes, Reggie? I've finally gotten comfortable on your bony ass legs." Regulus felt Evan's smirk on his shoulder and felt Evan wrap his arms around his waist. He sighed, knowing he could never help but give in when these two worked together against him.

"Fine. Only a few."

Regulus laid an arm over one of Evan's and went back to brushing Barty's hair with the other, closing his eyes.

It was more than a few minutes, but when Regulus woke up the next morning to see the two boys still in the same positions against him, he found he didn't mind the slight pain in his neck as much as he should've.

[thund3randrain]

Regulus: I am 100% straight Pandora: Barty's back tattoos Regulus: I am 80% straight Pandora: Evan with his hair tied back Regulus: I am 60% straight Pandora: Remus in a baggy sweater Regulus: I am 40% straight Pandora: James in his quidditch kit Regulus: I am not straight

[nixnight1]

Rosestarkiller but before Evan:

Regulus: Omg, Barty, there's a stranger in our hot tub

Barty: What?! Who is it?

Regulus: You do know what stranger means, don't you?

Barty looking: Oh my- Oh my god! How long has he been there?

Regulus: I saw him exactly one second before you, you know everything I know

Barty: Okay I'm- I'm calling the aurors

Regulus: I'm getting my wand

Evan stands up, and they both can see his naked chest dripping water:

Barty: Maybe we are overreacting

Regulus: Yeah he could have a very good reason to-

Barty: We should say hello

Regulus: it's only polite

Barty: Okay

[xslytherclawx-writes]

i need to prewrite the hell out of my summer fics bc my exchange schedule is packed so

I will write the two most popular options :3

[aesthetics-for-harry-potter]

Moodboard of Regulus Black x Evan Rosier.

Requested by: @my-beloved-fandoms

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

You’re an evil genius @not-rab <3

TW: discussions of murder, mentions of blood

Killing isn’t clean. It’s taxing, sweaty and bloody. Not to mention the meticulous planning both pre and post the act. Despite that, there’s something satisfying in murder.

Especially if it’s done in an act of love.

All it took was an out of line word, or action. This time around though, a guy tried to grope Evan in the men’s bathroom in the club. A guy that wasn’t any of his boyfriends.

The thing about Barty, Regulus and James is that they’ll do anything for they ones they love. Even going as far as to stalk, castrate and repeatedly stab a man.

But hey, at least he’ll keep his hands to himself.

And it’s just a perk that Evan looks so handsome covered in someone else’s blood. Crimson smeared across his face, dripping down his chin, staining his teeth. He looks like a timeless painting, something to be admired by millions for the ages.

Evan doesn’t belong to the millions though.

Watch yourself.

[star4daisy]

was trying to write another chapter for the devil in ur eyes and somehow almost wrote a regulus/rosekiller threesome hsuanxuanxha