aceoutofthedeck

[aceoutofthedeck]

Sorting AO3 is actually a research skill that can come in handy for writing a paper. You’re actually sorting a database by looking for characteristics of your fanfic whether by filtering tags or directly searching.

Librarian: “Where did you learn how to search like that?”

Me: “Uhm a literature website.”

Millennial librarian behind me stifling a laugh.

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Grammerly: you’re doing quotations wrong

Me: I’M WRITING FANFIC NOT SHAKESPEARE

Grammerly: you are being wordy! you can summarise this! you can say this in a different way that involves less words!

Me: GRAMMERLY THIS IS AN ESSAY I NEED TO HIT THE WORD COUNT

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Giving a whole different meaning to the edit

that 40/50 year old man is NOT gonna fuck you in that position!! his back hurts!!

[aceoutofthedeck]

Sorting AO3 is actually a research skill that can come in handy for writing a paper. You’re actually sorting a database by looking for characteristics of your fanfic whether by filtering tags or directly searching.

Librarian: “Where did you learn how to search like that?”

Me: “Uhm a literature website.”

Millennial librarian behind me stifling a laugh.

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Girlhood is not needing to explain my favorite totally spy was Clover(red), I aspired to be Sam(green), but I was Alex (yellow)at heart.

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Having to explain that that romantic attraction, sexual attraction, libido, sex favorability, sex positivity(which is not how much you like sex but an social attitude), and the desire of wanting a relationship are all different spectrums is so exhausting. I need to prepare a PowerPoint.

If you’re an ace who has to teach people about your sexual orientation each time you come out:

You have an honorary PhD in human sexuality for the amount of lectures you’ve given and the numerous people you have educated.

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Your kind is the reason I stay afloat

Need a foolproof method to get over him? Read a fluffy fanfic of your fictional crush, preferably written by academically burnt out 17 year old, and see that he will NEVER measure up to your fictional crush.

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Need a foolproof method to get over him? Read a fluffy fanfic of your fictional crush, preferably written by an academically burnt out 17-year-old, and see that he will NEVER measure up to your fictional crush.

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We need something better! I’m about to buy ace-colored stickers in hopes of luring in other aces.

I wish ace people were easy to spot irl or had ANY tell so I could have more ace friends on campus.

“BUT WE WEAR ACE RINGS”

THAT LOOK LIKE WEDDING BANDS AND I CANT SPOT THEM FROM FAR AWAY. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TELL IF ITS ON THE RING FINGER OR MIDDLE FINGER? ITS VERY DIFFICULT.

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If you’re an ace who has to teach people about your sexual orientation each time you come out:

You have an honorary PhD in human sexuality for the amount of lectures you’ve given and the numerous people you have educated.

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I need someone to love me—the way Jane Austen loved em dashes.

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I wish ace people were easy to spot irl or had ANY tell so I could have more ace friends on campus.

“BUT WE WEAR ACE RINGS”

THAT LOOK LIKE WEDDING BANDS AND I CANT SPOT THEM FROM FAR AWAY. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TELL IF ITS ON THE RING FINGER OR MIDDLE FINGER? ITS VERY DIFFICULT.

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Clear glasses got me feeling like I’m Velma.

clear glasses are the worst fucking invention on the planet how am i supposed to see these motherfuckers after i put them down if they're INVISIBLE

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David Jay founded AVEN. GET WITH THE TIMES PEOPLE.

I so badly wanna go up to aces and ask “Are you in the order of the black ring?” or “you too are in the cult of David Jay?”

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I so badly wanna go up to aces and ask “Are you in the order of the black ring?” or “you too are in the cult of David Jay?”

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Oh it’s supposed to be baby yoda whoops

What’s wrong with Dobby?

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What’s wrong with Dobby?