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Voldy after using  poly juice to become Harry: I’m the real Harry shoot him!

Harry: the only way to keep everyone safe is to shoot both of us

Ron:  Hermione which do I shoot?!

Hermione: (grabs the gun and points it at Voldy )

Hermione: the real Harry would never pass up an opportunity to  unnecessarily sacrifice himself for his friends

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Kidnapper: I have your child.

Miss Weasley: which one I have seven?

Kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Miss Weasley: which one I have seven?

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Me: Owns 274 unread books

Me: Buys 14 more books

Me: Rereads Harry Potter

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*remus and regulus flirting and cuddling*

sirius: *staring daggers at regulus*

james: *staring daggers at remus*

peter: aw they would make such a cute couple

sirius and james: *staring daggers at peter*

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This is canon...

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I’m a sleepy girl and I need to be cuddled

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shout out to the he/him girlfriends. and the she/her boyfriends. the they/them joyfriends and the neopronoun datemates. all other queer partners bending norms in less anticipated ways.

your queerness is beautiful and i'm wishing you much joy in your relationship. especially queer joy. you deserve an infinite amount of that.

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It's literally them

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since it's getting colder i need a blanket girlfriend to keep me warm at night

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healthy wlw relationship’s on tv would honestly save the world imo

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Effie: We're having a baby.

Sirius: Congratulatio-

Monty: [Slamming adoption papers on the table] It's you, sign here.

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*gay ship exists*

People: “why can’t boys/girls just be friends anymore??? 😥😡😬🙄😔🥺😐”

Literally look at any show or movie ever and you’ll find girl&girl/boy&boy friendships. You’re not underrepresented.

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HOLY SHIT WHAT IM FUCKING DYING

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shoulda been canon

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Currently watching Wednesday.

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if wenclair not canon then why wednesday hug enid when i thought she wasn't a hug person...

if wenclair not canon then why did enid's departure hurt wednesday too much ("for the first time it didn't feel so good..")

if wenclair not canon then why matching snoods?

if wenclair not cano-