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I have a genuine question: how did Dick react to finding out that Jason was now Robin?

Dick was the first, the original. For a while he thought he’d always be Robin but then of course shit happened and he moved and became Nightwing. Batman made Jason Robin almost immediately (I think, don’t come for me) so how did Dick feel about Jason becoming the new Boy Wonder?

I feel like everyone always talks about “oh how did Jason feel about Tim becoming Robin?” But I haven’t actually seen anyone propose how did Dick feel about Jason being Robin?

Was he annoyed? Angry? Betrayed? Saddened? I need answers

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Jon “they see right through me, they see right through me, can you see right through me?” Kent

Damien “always an angel, never a god. Always an angel never a god” Wayne

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Screw canon:

Dick Grayson was both Tim Drake and Jon Kent’s bisexual awakening.

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Tim Drake and Stiles Stilinski would be best friends.

On that note, Jason would have decked Jackson at the slightest provocation.

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#OnlyinGotham do you casually see Red Robin downing six shots of expresso at 2:47 am at your night shift.

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Hear me out, just hear me out: Kon isn’t Clark’s clone.

Not technically speaking

The dictionary definition (give or take) of a clone is “an organism or cell produced asexually from one ancestor or stock to which they are genetically identical”

Kon isn’t 100% genetically identical to Clark. He has both Luther’s and Superman’s DNA making him genetically wise their child. Yes, he was created using cloning technology, but he isn’t Superman’s clone.

He’s Clark’s clone in the sense that Damian is Bruce’s. Damian was also created via cloning technology (I think an artificial womb). Taila didn’t give birth to him.

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The Batfam either walk through Haunted Houses/Mazes completely stone face or having several panic attacks and PTSD flashbacks

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“There seemed to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance” quote by Oscar Wilde perfectly captures both Tim and Kon and Damian and Jon.

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I love Chalice of the Gods as much as the next guy, but how DARE Rick insinuate that Annabeth can bake/cook.

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What I think the Batfam singing is like:

Dick - His singing voice sounds like a dying squirrel, though he is the best at karaoke night.

Jason - Amazing singing voice but never sings around people. I imagine his voice sounds a little like Charlie Puth’s but if you don’t believe me find a photo of him whilst listening to a Charlie Puth song.

Tim - Can hold a toon but is by no means a good singer.

Steph - She has passion, soul, and great energy

Cass - I sincerely doubt she would sing (or can physically sing) but I feel if she could or would she’d have a pretty voice

Barbra - I’m 50/50 on her being a decent singer but refusing to sing or she can’t sing and gets dragged into karaoke.

Kate - This woman was SCREAMING “I kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry in her youth.

Duke - Great voice, loves to sing in the shower.

Bruce - Nobody Knows, no one’s ever heard him sing.

Damian - Literally just read the one above.

Alfred - Amazing singer, mostly sings in the kitchen while playing music and he sings old/ older songs (like from the 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s)

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Jason Todd is a fantastic baker. Spread the word.

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Incorrect Quotes with the Batfam:

Tim: “I’m a 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones, sarcasm is my only defense!”

Jason: “Dick, you’re Nightwing. Vigilante of Blüdhaven. Everyone wants you, your like the hot girl everyone wants to date.”

Dick: “The hot girl?”

Tim, walking in on this conversation with no context.

Jason: “You are the hottest girl”

Dick: “I’m the hot girl”

Tim: “Yes you are”

Barbara, looking at Tim’s computer in disbelief: “His username is Kon? Is password is also Kon?”

Stephanie to Cass before a mission: “If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind”

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Jason talking about Damian

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The Batbros lovingly hurt each other. Jason will throw Damian off a building, Tim will hit Dick with his Bo staff, Dick will kick Jason, etc.

Each of them knows that the others can dodge/block and or be fine if they did get hurt.

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I can’t be the only one who sees the parallels in Wednesday and Enid’s friendship and Damian and Jon’s:

Jon: “Wanna take a stab at being social?”

Damian: “I do like stabbing”

Damian: “I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out, I’ve been the disappointment”

Jon: “Are you kidding me? I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but…most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.”

Jon, getting ready for a date: “Wish me luck!”

Damian: “If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his”

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Leo Valdez and Garfield Logan have the same energy.

Similarly, Klaus Hargreaves and young Sirius Black have the same unhinged chaotic vibe.

Yes, I did come to these conclusions at 2 in the morning.

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When Damian’s upset, Jon gives him an animal.

Bad night on patrol? Here’s a cat I found that I think you’ll love.

Fight with Bruce? I got you a horse.

Talia tried to kill you again? I flew to Mexico and got you an axolotl.

We had an argument and I feel bad. Meet our daughter, Whitney the Lama