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Tony: Peter, can I see you in my office?

Peter, holding back laughter as he puts on a camo jacket: you can try

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Peter: Tony—

Tony: Hey, don’t call me that. It’s disrespectful.

Peter: Mr. Stark—

Tony: Damnit, that’s worse! Use your manners, kid.

Peter: Are we really doing this in front of my English class?

Tony: I want to hear you say it.

Peter: Fine. Dad—

Tony: That’s more like it.

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Peter: Hey, we're supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us for school on Friday. I wanted to go as you and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Tony: You can't wear an Iron man suit to school.

Peter: Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow your sunglasses and a tie.

Peter: Mr. Stark, why are you crying?

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Loki, grabbing Peter by the back of the neck like a puppy: Who is this? He wasn't with you guys when I attacked you before.

Peter: Hi, I'm Peter! Nice to meet you!

Tony: *Panicking*

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Tony: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Peter: It was a single shenanigan!

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Peter: When in doubt, just assume your enemy is two smaller enemies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat

Tony: Is this something that's happened to you...more than once?

Peter: Enough to be a pattern, yes

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happy pride!!

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Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

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Tony: thats my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground because of a stab wound he was actively hiding*

Tony: no, my boy!

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Peter: Mr. Stark, can I ask you something and you don’t freak out?

Tony: No.

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Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!

Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?

Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it

Tony: …

Tony: ok

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Tony: Peter, what the hell were you thinking?!

Peter: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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Peter, rambling about science stuffs in the lab: Dude, it’s awesome!

Tony: I am not your ‘dude’—

Peter: Dad, it’s awesome!

Tony, tearing up: Okay

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[in wakanda]

Bucky: finally, a vacation.

Peter: Hi Mr. Barnes! You visit here to?

Bucky: oh for the love of-

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Sorry about this one guys 😭

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Peter 1: Hey Peter 2. Peter 3 and I are about to go to Shawarma. Can you come with us so we can get the senior citizen discount?

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Steve: alright, that concludes todays mission brief.

Peter: Now lets see if you were paying attention.

*kahoot music starts playing*