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Dick Grayson (age 12, waking up Bruce who’s asleep on the couch): hey, Bruce. I need you to sign this permission slip for a school field trip.

Bruce Wayne (hasn’t slept for 5 days and still thinks he’s in the office): what… what is this? One day at the zoo for $45 that’s a terrible deal! Tell them to negotiate… something… better… *falls asleep*

Dick: …um

Alfred: *taking the paper from him* I’ve been able to forge his signature for ten years now. I techincally sign my own paychecks.

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Red Hood Au

Red Hood before he reveals himself, decides to fuck with the bats one day when he comes upon Batman and Spoiler arguing and she yells “your not my dad, you can’t tell me what to do!”

Red Hood gleefully throws out “His my dad and he can’t even tell me what to do.”

Batman/Spoiler: What

Red Hood: did mom not warn you about me?

Spoiler: WHOSE YOUR MOM!? (She is delighted to have all the gossip first)

Red Hood: Talia

ex.Batman.has stopped working

Spoiler: who???

Red Hood: *points finger* I like you

Later

Dick: TALIA AL’GHUL, ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Bruce: *tiny whisper* she said she had a miscarriage

Tim: wait how old does this make him!?

Bruce: He shouldn’t be as old as he is now

Tim: is he like Kon? Made older in a lab?

Bruce: Talia wouldn’t do that

Dick: Talia would 100% do that.

(Also yes Jason 100% called Talia to warn her about what he did. Shes ignoring Bruce’s calls.)

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Bruce (on the phone): How sick are you?

Dick (on the phone): I feel like I ran a marathon in freezing rain, went into my also-freezing apartment, and slept on a cold bed. Then someone hit me with a bat.

Tim (in the background): That was surprisingly descriptive.

Jason (in the background, typing on his laptop): One time when I had the flu, it felt like I was a zombie. Which is saying a lot for me. Hang in there bro.

Dick (sniffling): It's not all bad. Kory is with me.

Tim: Why?

Dick: Snuggles… she's really warm.

Kory moaned happily while embracing Dick like he was a teddy bear. Tim and Jason nodded understanding that enjoyment, Bruce was less sympathetic.

Dick: I can't go out tonight or tomorrow… give me about four days.

Tim (trying to take the phone from Bruce): All good, you rest—

Bruce (hesitation): I don't mean to be rude.

Jason (dryly): You're going to be.

Bruce: Stay out of this. Dick, son… are you lying to me?

Dick (sniffling): Why would I be lying?

Bruce (failing at manipulation): Um… you're lazy.

Dick (confused sniffle): I'm what?

Bruce: Lazy... you've gotten lazy over the years. You need to return to your routine as Nightwing.

Jason and Tim (unison judgmental tone): You can't be serious.

Dick: Bruce, I'm not in the war. I can take a few days off. Heroes can take a day off.

Bruce: Not in my book. The monks never taught me that.

Jason: They just taught you be erect when popping a bone back into place?

Tim: Sleep with female villains? Get engaged to one.

Jason (mocking): Not kill the Joker?

Dick: Wear... a rainbow batsuit?

Bruce: You mock me, but I'm right! Dick, be honest with me, are you pretending to be sick to have a night off?

Dick (wiping his nose): Bruce, I’ve been sick as a dog for days. My body aches like I got into a fight with Mike Tyson. I haven't been able to taste food, and I can't make love to my girlfriend right now because everything hurts.

Bruce: Didn't need to hear that last part.

Dick: I don't care. Bruce how dare you accuse me of pretending to have the flu!

Kory (softly): Relax, Dickie Bear. As long as I’m cuddling with you, I’m happy.

Dick: Thanks, Kory...

Dick grabbed a tissue, rested on his back, and blew his nose while Tim and Jason silently motioned for Bruce to end the call. Bruce shook his head.

Dick: Bruce, I'm hanging up.

Bruce: No, no, hold on. You still haven't convinced me you're sick.

Tim: You are dying on this hill, aren't you?

Jason: He’s not only dying on that hill, he’s leaving plots of land for us when we die.

Bruce: I don’t need commentary from you two. Dick, all I’m saying is that you’ve faked being sick in the past.

Dick (sarcastically): I wasn't aware me faking the bubonic plague at twelve to get out of taking a math test would be brought up.

Tim: I made fake vomit, my parents totally knew I was lying.

Bruce: Yes, well... What about when you were twenty and supposedly had to be "rushed" to the hospital while in Blüdhaven?

Dick (raising his voice): My appendix exploding wasn’t me faking it! I had to have surgery!

Bruce (suspicious): That’s real convenient, isn’t it?

Kory: Sweet Zol, your father is—

Dick: A massive ass, yeah. Bruce! - And I just gave myself a headache. If you doubt me, you can come here and see the garbage bin filled with vo- vo- Oh no, it's coming back up.

Dick covered his mouth, dropping his phone and sitting up in bed. He retched, bile rising in his throat, eyes watering, stomach churning. He spotted the vomit-filled waste bin and went to it, puking loudly for everyone on the other side of the call to hear.

Kory sat up, finally fed up with Bruce’s pestering interference and bothering her boyfriend. She grabbed the phone and spoke with defiance.

Kory: Bruce Wayne, I cannot continue to lie here while you lambast Dick and accuse him of lying about being ill. I saw him get weak each night he went on patrol, and him assuming it was a simple head cold.

Bruce: It could be-

Tim: Bruce, this is the time where you don't speak.

Kory: Tim is correct. Now, Bruce, you may be the type to rush into danger while close to vomiting, but he isn’t, and that’s a good thing. He actually listens to his body when it needs to rest. Now, you will leave him alone until he feels better and stops tossing his cakes into a trash can or I will deck you in the nose!

Jason clapped and whistled much to his father's irritation.

Dick (while puking): It’s cookies—REEEEH!

Kory (looking at her boyfriend’s backside): Not from where I’m looking.

Dick wiped vomit from his mouth with a tissue, looked at his boxers covered waist and smirked.

Dick: Hey, don’t look at my goods. I’m too sick to flirt... and I have to dump this vomit in the toilet again.

Bruce: Can’t he take some cough medicine or something?

Tim: Making a house on that hill too.

Dick (raising his voice): I am too sick to work, and if you come into my damn apartment again, I will stick my foot up your ass!

Kory (vigorously): And I will gladly help him.

Jason (laughing): I love when couples work together like this.

Tim (agreeing, snapping his fingers): Goals.

Bruce sighed, out of excuses to convince Dick to go on the mission. He was vomiting in a trash can, and Bruce wasn’t the type to force his kids to work while that sick, at least, not anymore.

Jason: Dick, if I may chime in, Robitussin is great for colds. I used to take it as a kid and still do, but it can make you a bit dizzy. I’m having some delivered to your place now, along with chicken soup and cake.

Dick: I can’t really eat sweets.

Jason: The strawberry cake is for Kory. The guy will be there in thirty minutes.

Kory: Thank you Jason.

Tim: That’s oddly nice of you.

Jason: Eh, they needed something nice since Bruce is acting like his usual self.

Tim: An unsympathetic ass?

Jason, Kory, and Dick: Bingo.

Bruce: What is this? Pick on Batman day? Geez. I’m sorry. I said I’m sorry for bothering you and calling you a liar. Kory, I’m sorry for interrupting your snuggle time, gross, and I will leave you alone for the night.

Dick (heading to the bathroom): There is a God, after all.

Kory giggled, holding the phone as her boyfriend dumped the vomit-filled trash bin into the toilet and flushed the bile down the drain. He returned a second later, placing the bin next to the bed and snuggling up with Kory again.

Dick: Can we end this call now? I need to sleep.

Bruce: Yes, rest up for the night. I bet you’ll be better tomorrow.

Dick: Goodbye, Bruce.

Dick ended the call, tossing the phone on the floor, it landed on a pillow. He groaned, resting his face on Kory’s chest. She giggled, rubbing his back and humming.

Dick (mumbling): I should’ve gone back to the circus where things made sense.

Kory: You wouldn’t be cuddling with me, though?

Dick: Oh, please. We’d be together in that universe too. You’re too perfect to be ignored by me.

Kory (after kissing Dick on the cheek): You are, too, my sniffling cuddle bear.

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Cass uses body language to lie for fun.

She’s perfectly fluent in deception. If someone asks her if she saw Jason steal the Batmobile, she’ll blink innocently, tilt her head just so, and Bruce will be like “Clearly not. Case closed.”

Jason owes her five movie nights and a milkshake per false alibi.

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Tim finds it first. A file labeled Kal-El buried in the Batcomputer.

Photos. Flight patterns. Heat vision signatures. Public vulnerabilities. Private ones.

And a second file. Encrypted.

Tim opens it. Inside:

• Clark’s Earth wedding vows (transcribed from memory)

• A picture from the Watchtower of Clark laughing, backlit by stars

• A single audio clip labeled Heartbeat

Tim blinks. Frowns.

Doesn’t tell anyone.

But when he passes Clark next, he says, “He cares. A lot. Even if he catalogues it like a psychopath.”

Clark smiles. Just a little.

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Bad End

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can you do idle minnie a-z alphabet smut? :3

Minnie NSFW A-Z

A/N: My first A-Z, lemme know if you guys liked it🙂‍↕️ (I will go insane if you don’t)

Allure

Minnie’s allure is hypnotic, addictive and endless. You can’t get enough of her and she knows it all too well, having you wrapped around her finger…or her legs, depending on her mood.

Bratty

She’s bratty. She’s playful. And she knows that this drives you wild. And she knows how to make the most out of it whether to drive you wild or just piss you off.

Control

Minnie leans on the submissive side although you really don’t mind when she’s being dominant. Her dominant side is a whole treasure of its own.

Desire

She wants you bad. Day or night, home or outside, she wants you.

Experimental

Minnie is not afraid to try out different things, she kinda likes it, exploring and learning new things about herself and you.

Fluff

It’s not all just about sex with her, Minnie values all aspects of love and will make it known if you don’t show her enough affection apart from sex.

Glow

She has an obvious glow after you both have sex, her body is flushed, her skin shines and she has a mischievous smirk towards you.

Hickey

She likes to leave hickeys on your shoulder and the base of your neck. It’s rare for you these days to find your body unmarked by her, not that you mind.

Ideal

Almost undeniably, most people would consider themselves to be extremely lucky if they had a chance to date Minnie as she would be as close as it can get to be an ‘ideal type’ for a lot of people.

Jealous

Despite being self-assured, Minnie sometimes feels waves of jealousy and possessiveness towards you, not wanting you to spend more time with others than her.

Kiss

Soft incomplete kisses which leaving you wanting more is her way of kissing you during the deed which creates more tension and intensity between the two of you.

Libido

Minnie has a fairly high libido, her busy schedule, working out, constant traveling, practice and rehearsals make her stressed during comeback times which all contributes to her horniness.

Magnetic

Magnetic, hypnotic, captivating, tantalizing, regardless of what word you use to describe her, the meaning is the same. You are enchanted by her, her aura, her vibe, her very soul and can’t help but be pulled towards her.

Needy

She can become quite needy and bratty if you both have been apart for long or when she’s really stressed.

Obsession

Just like you are with her, she is completely obsessed with you. Being away from each other for long periods makes obvious negative effects on you both. The two of you need to be close, to see and to feel each other.

Position

She doesn’t have a fixed position which she prefers. Instead she’d rather go through a few different ones for a shorter period rather than just one for the entire time.

Quirk

Sometimes she cosplays characters that either of you like. Occasionally she makes you dress up as well.

Roleplay

Being experimental, it’s not a surprise that Minnie touched upon roleplay, trying not several scenarios and dynamics with you.

Seductiveness

She is a master of the art of seduction, being capable enough of seducing you anytime, anywhere in several different ways.

Touch

She’s more touchy feely at home compared to in public, preferring not to show much pda.

Use

She definitely doesn’t mind tying you up and using you as her toy. And you, of course are more than happy with this arrangement.

Vulnerable

Of course being as open and close as the two of you are means that you both show each other your most vulnerable states and the support you both give each other is what strengthens your bond

Warmth

After sex, she prefers to lie on your chest or on top of you, stealing your warmth for herself.

Xoxo

She loves showing affection with hugs and kisses during sex.

Yearning

Touring means that she often can’t see you for weeks and this makes her miss and yearn for you frequently.

Zeal

Always enthusiastic about spending some sexy time with you. Minnie rarely turns down your advances and embraces them with her arms (and legs) open.

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My drawing skills went down hill after Zoey lol, but anyway here are the huntrix in the iconic “your idol” poses and in their battle outfits >:)

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so turns out the batfam has accidentally and unknowingly been going viral, and not in the way you’d expect. Nope, their names aren’t even attached to it. Whose fault is this, you might ask? Bruce. Bruce, who has a social media page devoted entirely to shit his children do, and no one realizes that said children are Gotham’s princes and princesses.

Damian paints his room. He spends over two weeks on the murals. Bruce, walking in to ask Damian about patrol, snatches a couple pictures before he leaves and absently posts them. Within the week they’ve gone viral and people are asking for commissions, but Bruce never answers.

Jason’s been annotating his copy of pride and prejudice so hard that there’s more handwriting in the margins than actual text. Bruce thought it was adorable, so he posted a page. There are now literary professors asking if his son has been to college and if he would like to.

Steph and Cas wrote their own song on a dare from Dick. Bruce posts a short audio clip of it and his secretary has to rush to copyright it because people are using it as audio in All The Videos

Bruce doesn’t even realize what’s happening, really. He posts is ‘cause he’s proud, then pretty much doesn’t check the page again. It’s more a blog to him than anything else. He has no idea that he’s become almost an internet celebrity/cryptid. There are Reddit forums dedicated to the “dad with way too many fucking skilled children”. Some people say that there’s no way he has this many kids who are so good at things. Some people think he’s just one really crafty person posting a bunch of his own stuff and claiming to be a proud dad.

Tim Drake, resident Reddit Addict, is LOVING it.

Jason: *lugging a body down the street* dammit, someone took a pic back there. Fuck, this is NOT what I want to go viral for Tim: so being a Jane Austen fangirl was the better option? Jason: *trips* what—

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Evacuation

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can we get more girlfriend texts? maybe for all members? 💗

ofc my dear anon <33

gf texts w/ red velvet

irene

seulgi

wendy

joy

yeri

i had so much fun making these omg, lmk if u want more or if u have any other groups u wanna see 🤗

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sore arms » park sooyoung

pairing ⥬ park sooyoung

genre ⥬ fluff

summary ⥬ after sooyoung spent a night in your room, your arms seem to be a little weak. weird..

warnings ⥬ mentions of sex

WC ⥬ 0.9k

you walk out of your room, stretching your arms above your head while letting out a yawn. you make your way to the smell of breakfast coming from the kitchen, and you see seungwan over by the stove and joohyun by the sink.

"morning, sleepyhead. did you sleep well?" joohyun asked after noticing you standing over by the kitchen counter.

you hummed. "i'd say so. why are you two up so early?" the oldest looked over to the clock that hung on the wall, the time reading 9:34. she let out an airy laugh, looking at you with one eyebrow raised in amusement.

"this is early?" you nod, smiling dumbly at how silly it sounded now that she said it out loud. she sighed. "what could you guys do without me?"

"hey, i'm the one cooking over here!" seungwan chimes in and you notice that she was making one of your favorites. she turns around and sees you staring at the food she has yet to cook. "you wanna help me out? the more hands, the quicker we finish."

"sure!" you went over to where she was standing and observed the food laid out. you felt yourself drooling over it, seungwan always made your favorites taste incredible.

she pulls out a pan and a wooden spoon, handing you it before placing the pan in a new spot on the burner. "okay, just put it in the pan and mix it around till it's cooked. make sure not to let it sit for too long or it will stick together." she instructs and you nod, beginning to stir away.

not even 5 minutes in, you feel the muscles in your forearm burn like hell. you try to power through, but the burn is just so strong and your arm is worn "unnie, can you take it for a minute." you give the spoon back to the squirrel as she just judges you with her eyes.

"seriously? come on, don't be lazy, it cooks fast. here." she motions to give it back, but you whine and push it away.

"no unnie, i can't. shit, my forearm hurts so bad." you groan, holding your arm while opening and closing your hand, the sensation intensifying when your muscle contracts. joohyun comes from behind you and grabs you, her face ridden with concern.

she press into the top part of your forearm, the big muscle, and you yelp at the pain, jolting away from her. she grabs hold of you again and continues to press all the spots leading up to your wrist, and you let her do her thing but not without biting down on your other fist.

"all your muscles are so tense and strained, what did you do? were you working out last night?" she interrogates, gently massaging you as she talks.

your face flushes at her last question because you were certainly working out last night. joohyun sees how red your face is and squints at you in a suspecting manner.

you clear your throat. "no, i was just resting all last night in my room, no activities." you state calmly. she was about to say something when the sound of a door shutting startles her.

it caught all your attentions, everybody silently waiting for the person to appear.

"smells good! is the food done yet?" sooyoung says cheerily, trying to fix her messy hair. joohyun glances at her disheveled figure and looks to you, noticing how your hair was messy as well.

she looks back to sooyoung and sees that she was in one of your oversized tees with your shorts on. it was the one always in your basket when she did laundry.

once she realizes, she turns to seungwan who looked like she had seen a ghost. seemed like she realized the same thing as her. joohyun dropped your arm and backed away. "ew!"

she wiped her hands on her pants and rushed to the sink, washing her hands aggressively with soap.

"what? what's ew?" you held your arm.

"you and sooyoung! i touched that hand, gross!" she hollered. your cheeks felt hot as you bit your lip in embarrassment.

seungwan just stared at you with her mouth open in shock. "that's why your arm is sore.. you freak!" she went back to cooking, shaking her head trying not to imagine the two of you in bed together. she was also mumbling something along the lines of 'horny sex addicts'.

sooyoung laughed before coming to hug you from behind. "don't worry, they're just mad they aren't getting any." you snorted a laugh, offending the bunny and hamster.

"as if, i could get anyone i wanted in the snap of a finger." joohyun boasted to deny the statement.

"oh yeah? then what happened with that girl you were going out with?"

joohyun huffed at the mention of her failed attempt at getting her own partner. "im leaving. seungwan, call me when the food is ready." she stormed away, disappearing into the hallway.

as joohyun left, seulgi came in, glancing back at the angry bunny that just passed her. she pointed at the slamming door and looked at you and sooyoung.

"what's up with unnie?" she asked innocently, not knowing anything about what just happened. you both shrugged.

"sexual frustration, it makes people crazy i guess." the tall girl suggested. seulgi nodded slowly, trying to think about that. sounded true to her, so she just went straight to bothering the shortest by eating the food that she cooked, getting yelled at and hit by the little chef.

what an eventful morning after such an eventful night.

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YESSSSS IRENE×READER!!!😭🩷

girlfriend texts with irene!!

should i do gf irene headcannons (yall got me obsessed with irene 😭)

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WILL PATIENTLY WAIT FOR IT 🫡

IRENE MY LOVES I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU RAHHHHHH

girlfriend texts » irene bae

requested by my lovely irene loving anons 😩

i could make like a million of these