level20lizardwizard

[level20lizardwizard]

Hear me out:

*ahem*

Goose —> Geese

Moose —> Meese

[level20lizardwizard]

Ok, hear me out. You know the isekai trope? Human gets killed by truck, boom, reincarnated into a fantasy world. But change that.

Truck gets killed by human, and then boom, is reincarnated into a wagon or something.

[level20lizardwizard]

Haha, gun go brrr

In the Academy for Knights, all students must bring their own weapon to matches against other students. You couldn’t afford anything fancy, so you brought something more unconventional.

[level20lizardwizard]

*rubs hands* Alright guys, let’s play Dungeons and Dragons. I’ll be a monk.

Instead of a last dinner, prisoners on death row are given a last game. They can pick any board game to play once a day and are executed once they lose. The current prisoner is on a 100 game win streak …

[level20lizardwizard]

It’s confirmed that there is a round Teyvat society, so in theory, there must be a flat Teyvat society.

[level20lizardwizard]

Sumeru is Ba Sing Se, change my mind.

[level20lizardwizard]

*in the Batcave*

Damian: I must find weaknesses about Grayson to further my superiority.

*somewhere in Bludhaven*

Dick: *shivers* I suddenly fear for my cereal’s wellbeing.

[level20lizardwizard]

“Hey, what’s your sexuality?”

“Depression.”

[level20lizardwizard]

*somewhere in Gotham*

“The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die.”

“Who?”

*hurried whispering* “Call off the hit, he’s one of us!”

[level20lizardwizard]

I feel like I could ascend to the Avatar state with how soft this blanket is.

[level20lizardwizard]

*Luke falls off Cloud City*

*Leia in the Millennium Falcon turning to Han*

“And this is Luke, my flying brother.”

[level20lizardwizard]

Jason Todd: God, Bruce is so annoying when he worries.

Jason: *imitating Bruce* Jason, don’t kill the Joker, Jason, don’t shoot up that gang, Jason, don’t break into the Watchtower to steal all of Hal Jordan’s right shoes.

Jason: Like, bold of you to assume I haven’t already done it.

[level20lizardwizard]

Am I attracted to them, or do I just like the way their sweatshirt might look on me?

[level20lizardwizard]

Little did you know, I am the pile of clothes in the corner of your room that you think is a person when you wake up in the middle of the night.

[level20lizardwizard]

Well, lizards are technically dragons, right?

Everyone receives a Skill or Talent on their 16th birthday. Yours is Dragon Tamer. But dragons don’t exist.

[level20lizardwizard]

I’m Lightning McManager. Ka-Karen

[level20lizardwizard]

“I fucking hate allergies!”

You can teleport anywhere by closing your eyes and yelling where you want to go. You just sneezed, and you don’t recognise where you’ve landed.