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level20lizardwizard · 1 year

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Hear me out:

*ahem*

Goose —> Geese

Moose —> Meese

#random #this just makes sense #irrelevant #grammar what’s that

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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Ok, hear me out. You know the isekai trope? Human gets killed by truck, boom, reincarnated into a fantasy world. But change that.

Truck gets killed by human, and then boom, is reincarnated into a wagon or something.

#but really think about this #isekai #truck kun #irrelevant #how the turns have tabled

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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Haha, gun go brrr

In the Academy for Knights, all students must bring their own weapon to matches against other students. You couldn’t afford anything fancy, so you brought something more unconventional.

#writeblr #writing inspiration #writing prompts #random

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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*rubs hands* Alright guys, let’s play Dungeons and Dragons. I’ll be a monk.

Instead of a last dinner, prisoners on death row are given a last game. They can pick any board game to play once a day and are executed once they lose. The current prisoner is on a 100 game win streak …

#dungeons and dungeons #20th level way of the open palm monk

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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It’s confirmed that there is a round Teyvat society, so in theory, there must be a flat Teyvat society.

#genshin impact #it’s canon so it must be true #scaramouche is pro flat Teyvat #the stars are lies #the skies of Teyvat are fake #hoyoverse knew exactly what they were doing with that NPC #irrelevant #npc dialogue #flat earth

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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Sumeru is Ba Sing Se, change my mind.

#atla #genshin impact #sumeru #traveler #incorrect reference #ba sing se #avatar #there is no war in ba sing se #there is no war in sumeru #we die like jet #we die like we thought Dunyazad did #appa best boy #aether also best boy #3.0 update

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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*in the Batcave*

Damian: I must find weaknesses about Grayson to further my superiority.

*somewhere in Bludhaven*

Dick: *shivers* I suddenly fear for my cereal’s wellbeing.

#dick grayson humor #Batman #damian wayne #dick grayson #bat cave #we die like jason todd

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level20lizardwizard · 2 years

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“Hey, what’s your sexuality?”

“Depression.”

#irrelevant #dabs in sad #showerthoughts #um I have no idea how to tag this #ahaha…I’m forever alone #romance what’s that #all by myself

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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*somewhere in Gotham*

“The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die.”

“Who?”

*hurried whispering* “Call off the hit, he’s one of us!”

#court of owls #gotham #dick grayson humor #we die like jason todd #batman #don’t kill me for this #why do I feel proud for thinking up this shit

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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I feel like I could ascend to the Avatar state with how soft this blanket is.

#atla #dungeons and dragons #Is Aang just a monk with the subclass of the Four Elements?#I will rule the world with this blanket as my emporer’s cape #why is it so soft #my anxiety has vanished #soft blanket #avatar #roll initiative #blanket #dm vibes #d20dice #dice goblin #avatar state #I don’t just collect plastic dice…I collect EVERYTHING that is related to dice #clickity-clackity math rocks

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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*Luke falls off Cloud City*

*Leia in the Millennium Falcon turning to Han*

“And this is Luke, my flying brother.”

#star wars #oh no bye bye hand #luke skywalker #we die like padme #luke and leia #leia organa #han solo #avatar #humor #reference #atla #empire strikes back #incorrect reference

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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Jason Todd: God, Bruce is so annoying when he worries.

Jason: *imitating Bruce* Jason, don’t kill the Joker, Jason, don’t shoot up that gang, Jason, don’t break into the Watchtower to steal all of Hal Jordan’s right shoes.

Jason: Like, bold of you to assume I haven’t already done it.

#jason todd #red hood #batman #justice league #bruce wayne #we die like Jason Todd #hal jordan #green lantern

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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Am I attracted to them, or do I just like the way their sweatshirt might look on me?

#romance #sweatshirt #aestheitcs #aestethic #young love #all love

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level20lizardwizard · 3 years

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Little did you know, I am the pile of clothes in the corner of your room that you think is a person when you wake up in the middle of the night.

#random #irrelevant #showerthoughts #night