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*Yuu(MC) is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Yuu(MC), running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Sebek, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Yuu(MC): And Silver didn’t stop you?!

Epel, pointing at a sleeping Silver: He’s been asleep for the past three hours.

Deuce, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Deuce: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Jack, pointing at Sebek: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Deuce: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Silver, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Silver, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! SEBEK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Sebek: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Epel and Deuce, in unison: But you broke the-

Ace: well.. i’ll let you guys figure this out so My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never here. *dashes out of the living room*

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Deuce: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Ace:

Ace: I'm gonna tell him.

Yuu/MC: Don't you dare.

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Ace: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Yuu/MC recently.

Deuce: No, Ace, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Ace: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Deuce: No! You’re the only one for me.

Ace: Is that so?

Deuce: I promise! Yuu/MC and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Ace: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Deuce: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Ace: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Deuce: Of course bro!

Ace: Bro...

Yuu/MC: What the-

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Why is it just now I realized why Malleus isn’t invited to Meetings(Anything) because it’s a reference to when Maleficent wasn’t invited to Aurora’s birthday at the beginning 🥲😭

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Reblog This with your favorite twisted Wonderland character

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Epel: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Ace: To the city?

Jack,agreeing with Epel: Yeah, no matter what!

Deuce: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Jack:

Epel: I... I don't know!

Riddle: Oh come off it, be serious!

Epel: We are serious!

Azul: You're insane!

Riddle: You’re one to talk 🙄

Azul:

Floyd:

Jade:

Octavinelle: He Has a point..

Kalim: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Jamil: What???

Idia: I knew we should have never gotten out of our dorm..

Ortho:I-

Kalim: Or maybe it was a basset hound!🤔

Sebek, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Jamil, talking to Kalim on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Kalim: You bet!

Jamil: At what temperature?

Kalim: 535.

Jamil: That's the clock.

Kalim:

Jamil:

Kalim:536.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr.Viper please come to the front desk?

Jamil, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Kalim*

Store Worker: I believe He belong to you?

Kalim: I got lost :(

Jamil: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

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*During Leona Overblot*:

Riddle's helping Trey out after He got injured, while the others are watching*

Ace: How does Trey look?

Riddle: A little better than you, actually🙄

Ace:

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Part two of what Grim will eat:

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Ace: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Yuu(MC): *throws to Grim*

Grim:*Chugs entire bottle*

Grim: It’s perfume.

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Vil: I actually have a black belt.

Epel: In what, karate?

Vil: No, from Gucci.

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Is it just me or does Ruggie remind you of Hanako…maybe Tsukasa too …maybe it just there addiction with donuts idk 🤷‍♀️🍩

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Bro I barely got TikTok cause it kept taking all my space before but I had to make a new account :(

It’s the same as my Account DeucexSpade because Deuce is an absolute sweetheart who cares so much for his mother 🥺😔💕🐣

Same as my YouTube which I also barely made like bruh why does my account keeps getting deleted ☹️🥲

Anyway here’s another Quote cause I’m bored:

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[The Students are in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Riddle: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Kalim: You're in a prison cell :)

Vil: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Kalim: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Kalim: Anyway I got a 1!

Azul: You're in... a cube-shaped place?

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Epel:You Motherfucking Piece of shit I Hope You Die!!

Everyone:

Ace:Who is he talking to?

Deuce:I thinks it’s Vil?

Vil:Okay first of All I would never teach him that or even allow him to say that and second Epel doesn’t hate me!

Everyone:

Rook:Roi Du Poison We need to talk…

Kalim:I baked a cake today-

Jamil:Actually I did that-

Kalim:Then I learned how To text everyone at the same time-

*Everyone Groans*

Idia: I like games-

*Everyone Left*

Idia:Okay…

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Okay Out of All The Main 6 Abuse I’m a match each with a Warrior of Hope cause why not-

Masaru: Physical Abuse

Kotoko: Sexual Abuse

Jataro:Verbal/Emotional Abuse

Nagisa:Mental/Psychological Abuse

Monaca:Financial/Economic or Neglect Abuse

Honestly I got bored-

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Yuu(MC):FUCK!!

Everyone :

Riddle: Okay who taught Yuu the F word!?

Malleus:It wasn’t me!

Leona: Than how did you even know herbivore said it?

Malleus: They just said it like not even 5 second ago

Vil:Leona is kinda suspicious to blame people so easily

Leona:WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!

Vil:

Everyone:

Leona:Okay This looks bad but it wasn’t me

Ruggie:That’s true Leona hasn’t even been near Herbivore!

Epel:No one asked you

Ruggie:

Epel:

Ace:Fine it was me

Deuce:Not it wasn’t-

Ace:How would you know!?

Deuce:I was with you?

Ace:Suspicious

Deuce:NO IT’S NOT

Trey:Okay how about everyone just calm down-

Leona:SHUT THE FUCK UP TREY!

Everyone:

Leona:I swear to god it wasn’t me..

Everyone:

Leona:

Ruggie:

Yuu(MC):

Che’nya:what’s going on?

Everyone:OMG

Lilia : :)

Malleus: Lilia…

Lilia:Yes

Malleus:I need you to be honest with me

Lilia:okay…

Malleus:D-Did you teach Yuu the F word?

Lilia:

Everyone:

Lilia:No

Malleus:Okay

Azul:Wait you just gonna believe him?

Silver:Yes

Floyd:No one asked you

Sebek: HEY!

Jade:Yes?

Jamil:What’s going on

Idia:Yeah-

Riddle:Why didn’t we just ask Yuu?

Everyone:

Riddle:Yuu-

Yuu(MC):Yes

Azul:Who taught you the F word?

Yuu(MC):Hmm Oh it was-

Kalim:Hi everybody!

Everyone:

Jamil:I fucking knew it

Everyone:

Floyd:

Jade:Are You gonna tell Them?

Floyd:Tell them What?

Azul:You did it?

Floyd:I did?

Jade:Idiot

Floyd: :(

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