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[electric-ecclectic]

@galactia asked:

Signe was braced at the edge of the bed they shared, naked except the cloak that draped over her shoulders, thighs quivering as Kaeya's palms gripped them, his mouth occupied with her pleasure. His tongue worked against and through her folds, his movements changing based on how he heard her breath catch, or how strongly she trembled. He knew she was close - her body was answering to how he dipped his tongue deeper, and teased at the most sensitive of regions - but just as she might have tipped over the edge he withdrew, licking his lips clean and surging up, pushing her backward onto the bed and framing her with his arms, "Beg me like you want it, darling." Kaeya purred, smiling at her with a knowing glint in his eyes.

The library had been busy the past few days with visitors from within and from abroad, researching endlessly about the upcoming winter festivals that the city of Mondstadt was so well-known for. There were increased patrols, a call for more warming potions for Knights traversing the mountains — the mage was kept on her toes this week, and Kaeya seemed more than happy to offer her a distraction.

The Captain always managed to draw sounds of pleasure out of her like it was second nature, and it was particularly easy tonight for her busy mind to melt away with each of his focused movements. Her fingers carded through locks of blue hair and then gripped, anchoring herself just enough to prevent being swept away. But Kaeya was insistent, chasing after her end like a man starved, and she was so, so close—

Just as she might have tipped over the edge, she felt him pull away, and the grin he wore was infuriating. Her brow furrowed, face still flushed and amber eyes bleary; but she still had just enough composure to offer him a defiant grin. With narrowed eyes and a slow drag of her fingers across her lips, she leaned back on her elbows as if to say make me.

[electric-ecclectic-a]

Stares at the dash. The dichotomy of the meaning of cream and pies.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

[tuherrus]

someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway

[commonzinnia]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

[solitaryschizoid]

neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist

[dykegeology]

HI IF YOU READ A POST SAYING 'IT SUCKS HOW EVERYONE ASSUMES WOMEN ARE STUPID AND THINKS THEY SHOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING VAGUELY RISKY EVER' COULD YOU PERHAPS THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN GOING 'YEAH WOMEN ARE SOOOOO PARANOID AND THOUGHTLESS' MAYBE YOU COULD GO OUTSIDE AND FIND SOME INTERESTING BIRDS OR PERHAPS LEARN ABOUT IDENTIFYING MOSS

[malefertile]

never separate a lesbian and her gay man best friend/brother of the love of her life

[electric-ecclectic-a]

IC NSF.W QUESTIONNAIRE.

[ OO1 > introduction. ]

name? Signe Grimhilt

age? typically 22-23, verse-dependent

gender? female

orientation? demisexual, demiromantic, bisexual

[ OO2 > basic. ]

YES! kinks? praise (receiving), any amount of teasing, edging (giving and receiving), hair pulling, praise (giving), temperature play (cryo in particular), brat-taming (receiving), light/playful degradation, play wrestling (does that count??), general/light bondage

EH! kinks? asphyxiation (receiving) (leans towards a yes, but depends heavily on the partner)

NO! kinks? age play, intense degradation, asphyxiation (giving) - anything where she's required to hurt the other person

preferred positions? cowgirl, altered missionary positions, doggy. She likes the intimacy of being close with her partner, but she especially likes being held by her partner. She'll never tell, but anything against a wall, especially if she and her partner have a significant height difference, drives her especially crazy.

dominant, submissive, both? She very much leans submissive, but she has moments in which she likes to take control. She is first and foremost a brat, though, so she likes to play around a bit before giving in, though!

promiscuous or subdued? Subdued. She is typically much more focused with work. It's easy to get her riled up though!

lights on or lights off? Lights medium? Candlelight is a nice ambience. She has a thing for early morning light shining through the curtains.

outspoken or reserved / shy? Reserved. Will claim to be outspoken, but she will quickly become shy and trip over her words if her partner acts a certain way.

traditional or experimental? Experimental to an extent. She will try practically anything her partner suggests, but unless it's something she's already very comfortable/experienced with, it will take some build-up.

fast or slow? Slow and sensual.

quickies or all-nighters? All-nighters -- she likes it when she and her partner take their time, although she can't deny the exhilaration of a quickie behind closed doors.

rough or soft? She prefers some roughness, but soft sex is always extremely welcome, especially after a particularly rough day.

romantic or dirty? neither? Both. Romantic and dirty.

partially clothed or nude? It depends! She prefers nudity in the beginning of the relationship, when both people are feeling each other out. In the bedroom, speciifcally, she also prefers nudity. After some time and in certain situations, though, partially clothed sex hits a little different.

[ OO3 > in depth. ]

what’s their “type”? She's very much attracted to intelligence, but a degree of playfulness is also fun.

how do they view sex? She enjoys it very much, but she's picky about who she beds since it's such an intimate act in her eyes and thus requires a great deal of trust.

how often do they have sex? If she's seeing someone, she tends to be very active. If she's single, she can hold off for months.

do they kinkshame? She might tease, but she won't ever seriously kinkshame. Not everyone takes their coffee the same way, after all.

preferences? She likes to feel cared for, despite how apathetic she might act about it. Because of this, she tends to like situations in which she's close to her partner. She likes being moved around/manhandled an embarrassing amount.

favorite toys / extras? Vibrators? Gentle Vision play? that thing where her partner holds both of her hands in one of their own--

do they enjoy porn? No, although she's read a dirty light novel once or twice out of boredom (she's a librarian, she arguably has to).

have they ever been in porn? No.

are they physically flexible? Absolutely.

ever exchanged sex for something? No. She doesn't feel comfortable doing so outside of like, made-up scenarios with her partner.

when did they lose their virginity? Just about nineteen, with one of the Knights.

how long can they go without sex? A few months.

thoughts on foreplay? It's a requirement. Signe is a very thought-forward person; she needs to be built up before she can be taken apart.

how often do they masturbate? Occasionally. The need is particularly high if her partner is very busy, or if they are away for the time being.

are they vocal (words) during sex? Not words, so much as sounds. She will make plenty of muffled sounds - it's not hard to hear that she's having a good time.

do they like to keep music on? Not really, though she doesn't mind it if her partner prefers it.

sex on the first date? Not unless she knows the person incredibly well, and even then, it's most likely not happening.

a sexual secret they’ve never shared? She has a thing for hands and a bit of an oral fixation, though she wouldn't ever tell a soul.

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

[pro-sipper]

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

[interstellarsystem]

Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.