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nosimpincurly · 2 months ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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noknowshame · 3 months ago
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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mouthtapedguy · 2 months ago
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lions are very mean and like jellyfish
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babushkaat · 2 months ago
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let’s hang on mama (of another species)
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drumlincountry · 2 months ago
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
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alleesaur · 10 months ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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golden-letters · 7 months ago
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
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problemnyatic · 2 months ago
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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
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cilantrhoes · 3 months ago
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tmmyhug · 4 months ago
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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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thegreatyin · 9 months ago
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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family
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theunfairfolk · 3 months ago
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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sturner-artblog · 18 days ago
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Tenner
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nondelphic · 14 days ago
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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god
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