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[i-am-very-heck]

hiiii i rbd the "ask me about my ocs" post from you so i am gonna put questions in the inbox. sorry for being late i rbd it when i was still in school > > anyway!! i am always open to hear anythin but vague questions r hard ik so i will ask about hell bitch lol. do you have anything relatin to her? i ask because we are shaking hands🤝 over "getting attached to our save editing bs characters" if no, thats fine! id also like to hear about deliri :] theyre pretty cool

ksdjfks you're fine bro i get that

but anyways. so uhhh. hell bitch :)) like i said in a previous post, her and jerry are sisters. whether i said twins or sisters idk but fuck it they are in fact twins, not identical ones though (fraternal?). (the actual reason for this is that i had two saves of jerry and one was for testing and had the wrong face but at some point bc i wanted to test the whole throwing urself in the hell hole thing so i changed the save with the wrong face into hell). after her and jerry split off, hell went on to have SO many divorces (/hj not all of the rings are actually hers). in reality she only had like 7 which is still a lot i think. the other 62 rings she was either given by friends who know she collects them, or she stole them from ppl/corpses. also hell tapped into the code of the world around her by complete accident. genuinely clipped into the backrooms and had to find her way out through the code or something. also boo she's a cheese wizard who is an agent of chaos (<- starting perk that idk if it's actually accessible in the prologue? i didnt check). also rollerskates everywhere. zoom .

ALSO YOU GET SOME DELIRI FUN FACTS BECAUSE YES (mostly related to his romance thing w bruise bc thats whats on my mind)

he's like. just as tall as bruise when wearing the heels so like 6'5" or so. also like. to compare how they fell in love w each other. deliri was basically shot through the heart with at like first interaction. cupid really hit him with the strongest shot he had. meanwhile, it took a while for bruise to really warm up to him. however, when he realized this crush, it was too late bro. the poison already set in and he was along for the ride at this point (als ty eden for that analogy my brain has latched onto it). also, after the whole arm wrestling and fight in bruise's office, deliri just sorta dumped his unconscious body on the couch and left a note in his pocket that read something like

"hey sweetheart, if the government doesn't work out for ya... call me! xoxo deliri~ OC-243"

anyways yes i did my research on what phone numbers were like in the 1920s for that . yes i am normal (/j im not)

but yeah !!! ocs when the :))

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[lastoneout]

Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

Edit: If everyone could please take a minute and think about what it must feel like to be struggling and then have multiple strangers say to your face that they find the prospect of going through what you're going through so horrifying that they'd rather kill themselves and then stop leaving comments like that I would greatly appreciate it.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[ski-ip]

elf ears

[menlove]

interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender.... almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that's the devil talking

[myautisticpov]

"People shouldn't post about how the contraceptive pill can be prescribed for non-contraceptive reasons because it's sex negative" feels like a take that can only come from people who don't realise just how young some people end up being prescribed the pill

Like, fine, you, person in your twenties, might be comfortable being like "this is the pill I take to fuck without getting pregnant", but I don't think it's sex negative for a thirteen-year-old who has been prescribed it for debilitating period pain to not want to have to hide their medication from their classmates on an overnight school trip because their classmates think that the only reason anyone would take it is that they're sexually active

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

[vinylattes]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[podcastwizard]

ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

[lilith-91]

Imo, atla has a bittersweet ending

Aang is sitting alone and wearing the air nomads clothes, his culture clothes, a necklace similar to GYATSO's necklace. I can't even imagine the emptiness and sadness he was feeling here

There are no airbenders in the crowd

All nation gathered..... except the air nomads.

No one else in the crowd wearing orange or yellow.

Aang won the war, but his people are still gone.

Yes, he has the Gaang, he has Katara, he has Momo and Appa. But he's still the last airbender.

This is so heartbreaking.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!