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#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….
#oh my god#happy pride ����#who is she. i need her lore. singaporeans of tumblr tell me more please#this was the second video on my tiktok feed after i landed here and then i had to scroll through her entire page of course#and ask friends and colleagues living and working here WHO IS SHE#and they were all like….. i’ve never seen her on my fyp before what have you been liking and watching#that an auntie screaming about omegaverse is on your feed#and i was like hahahaha normal stuff. you know. 😶🌫️#okay to be fair her profile doesn’t say she’s singaporean but i’m assuming#maybe she’s malaysian???#i can’t distinguish the accents still#anyway i love her#flashing tw#autoplay warning#tiktok#pride#pride month#lgbt#lgbtq#assigned omega by auntie yi yi........
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering#50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3#okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!
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Dick, holding Wally’s hand while they lie in bed: God I love this bed. God I love this house. And you. Especially you.
Voice: How domestic.
Wally: God?
Damian in his Robin suit, holding his bleeding side: No. It’s me. May one of you please direct me to the nearest medical kit.
[Frantic scrambling]
#Dick fixing Damian up gently: what happened? will you be okay? sleep here tonight we’ll get a room ready#Damian: tt I do not need your worry#I am perfectly capable of handling this on my own#Dick: that’s too bad baby bird because I’m gonna worry and I’m gonna help you anyway#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#robin#nightwing#damian wayne#dick grayson#wally west#birdflash#incorrect quotes#mine
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Would yall pat SOTM Jackie on the head?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jackie fnaf#arnold fnaf#fnaf sotm#clean o vac#SOTM#secret of the mimic#sotm protagonist#I would give Jackie pats#yes she will rip my arms off but that’s okay#we all have our flaws#THE CLEAN O VAC my beloved lil guys#they were the light of my life while playing SOTM#btw I did finish the game so expect SOOO much sotm art#I gotta yap dawg there’s so much I just need to talk and draw about#Arnold is next I will draw Arnold soon 💜
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#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#art#bllmak artwork#okay for those who need context#just uhh I have no idea if this is a thing in other countries or not#so in russia we celebrate april fool's day#and if you're like super lazy you just say some dumb shit like#'omg your shoelaces are untied!' or 'your fly is open!'#and then laugh your ass off if they fall for it#it's basically like a tradition at this point#but honestly you don’t even need context for this pic#like#ok but why does bro know that
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obligatory Sonic reacts to Shadow laughing x2
#okay i lied i have some time before my flight#but i nEED TO STOP AND CHARGE MY IPAD#give me strength laughing Shadow 🥹🥺#im gonna draw my shaylah in the plane#get ready im about to be insufferable in t minus 20 hours#sonadow#sonic x shadow fanart#prime sonadow#sonadow prime#sonic prime#archie sonic#archie comics sonic#sth fanart#sth#sonic#comics sonadow#shadonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog x shadow the hedgehog#SO MANY TAGS HELP ME
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Long ass post with, AGAIN, a comic from the newest chapter of @yunuen 's "The line is covered in jellyfish" featuring: mushroomed Viktor and Jayce being fucking BOLD, incredible, love to see.
Bonus: Viktor after suggesting acid as a way to remove the fingerprints.
#my art#jayvik#the line is covered in jellyfish#viktor#jayce talis#okay I swear I will stop now#I needed to draw Mushroomed Viktor#so I drew this rapidly and roughly#the lines are fucking messy but that s my process and sometimes I like better the raw lines than the polished ones#also I was not in the mood for coloring and when i started b&w then I decided to make Jayce's eyes YELLOW like the “It's viktor scene”#these guys completely enamoured of their partener's eyes kinda vibe. bothe of them
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bros au but they're 12 years apart and jujutsu tech scouted sukuna quite young
#my art#fanart#sketch#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#ryomen sukuna#jjk brothers au#brothers au#i could not get that panel of snotty baby yuuji out of my mind#i love him so much i need him to be okay always#sukuna actually gives a fuck about him in this au ! lol#little man yuuji#12 years au
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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]
#Fuck it in posting it now fjdnsjejek#I hope the image description is okay!!! If I need to change it tell me so#jumblr#jewish#Jewish holiday#Rosh hashanah#jewish memes#I love making these lol
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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity
#we used to be a proper country#or something#this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻♂️#i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long#episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :(((#tumblr#fandom
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it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story
#kipspeak#I tend to gravitate away from things that are that close to real life for reasons im still sussing out. Feels like work? Feels too direct?#Maybe it’s just not fun? But you could tell the EXACT SAME story just with magic sword knights and I’ll be like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY#I dunno. I feel like that’s slightly shallow of me but I also feel like I don’t care and it’s my house and I can think stories set on norma#Earth with nothing else different are boring#It’s like when they’re real life like that#Every theme they try to get across comes and sits in my house and goes Hey. I’m telling you about YOU and THE WORLD.#And im like ugh. Okay. Whereas magic sword knights do that and im like omg…. They’re telling us about You and The World. That’s crazy……#It is also maybe a little bit that I don’t like interpersonal drama as the driving focus of a story#They should go to space about it#otherwise im in class and I need to adopt an entirely different mindset to be able to have fun with what you just gave me#man these guys aren’t even furries. Lame dude……
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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MAJORAS MASK
This is not only my favorite game but my favorite thing in the entire world and I will claw and scream and bleed until everyone knows it
Deliberately posting this on zelda anniversary day because this is my zelda.
HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY THE LEGEND OF ZEDLA YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
#I need NEED to be THE majoras mask guy to EVERYONE. okay?#my art#drawing#zelda#legend of zelda#digital art#cw gore#cw bugs#link#zelda fanart#link fanart#majoras mask#majoras mask link#loz#loz mm#mm#majora's mask#tloz mm#the legend of zelda#loz majoras mask#mm link#skull kid#Kafei#anju#anju and kafei#majoras mask fanart#mm fanart#epona#zora link#fanart
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i’m so tired of tiktok lesbians talking about a “masc shortage” when the closest thing to a butch woman they can handle is ellen degeneres
#i said this to my friend the other day but tbh i need to say it again#some of you may not actually be attracted to mascs and that’s okay#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#femme4butch#butchfemme#femme lesbian#femme dyke#les4les#dykeposting
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FNAF Into the pit if it was fucking good
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jeff fnaf#pit bonnie#oswald fnaf#into the pit#I had the need to draw ITP stuff again#this is the true end I promise this happens#Jeff is okay he just hired pit Bonnie ✨#silly rabbit just wanted a job
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