#𝒀𝒖𝒊'𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔₍^. .^₎⟆

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Evan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Barty: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Regulus: Is having a penis fun?

Barty: It has its ups and downs.

Evan: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Pandora: It’s a pain in the ass.

Dorcas: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Regulus: Barty was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Barty: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Regulus: Barty, you ate a chair.

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Barty: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Dorcas: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Pandora: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Evan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Regulus: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Barty: I told Archie his ears flush when he lies.

Evan: Why?

Barty: Look.

Barty: Hey Archie! Do you love us?

Regulus, covering his ears: No.

Evan:

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Remus: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Sirius been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Pandora: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Regulus: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Evan: My moral code, is that you?

Barty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Dorcas: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Pandora:

Pandora: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Regulus: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Barty: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Regulus: *Accidentally hits Barty in the face*

Regulus: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Regulus: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Barty: What’s wrong with you?!

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James, Sirius, and Peter are sitting on a bench

Remus: Why do you guys look so sad?

Sirius: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Remus sits down*

James: The bench is freshly painted.

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Dorcas: Anyone d-

Regulus: Depressed?

Pandora: Drained?

Barty: Dumb?

Evan: Disliked?

Dorcas: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Regulus: You're right.

James: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Evan: Barty isn’t answering their phone

Regulus: I’ll call

Evan: Dorcas and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Barty: Hello?

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James: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Sirius: *chugs entire bottle*

Sirius: It’s perfume.

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James: Okay, truth or dare?

Regulus: Truth

James: How many hours have you slept this week?

Regulus:

Regulus: ...Dare

James: Go to bed.

Regulus: I don’t like this game.

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Regulus: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

James: Three words.

Regulus: