#barty and regulus

[nixnight1]

Mi jefe me hizo un té 😭😭😭

Anyway...

I want to write a bartylus one shot, but one where Barty doesn't die, you know?

Lonely dancers

Like...

Barty and Regulus marry each other young and nobody knows that, till they find out and everyone is so upset because one: "wtf you didn't tell us?!" And two: "You didn't invited to your wedding you cunt!!!" So they decide to just plan a bigger wedding with everyone they love? And Regulus decides that if he's going to have a bigger wedding, he wants Sirius in it, so he decides to be brave and contact his brother

[jamespotterbbg]

my boy only breaks his favorite toys as bartylus

regulus’s pov, about barty

“the voices in his head”

“but you should’ve seen him when he first got me”

“and i’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me”

[not-rab]

James: Why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals?

Regulus: Why does Barty have pockets when he has no money or goals?

Barty: I didnt even say anything what-

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

barty has DEFINITELY been bitchslapped before

[yourgalgremlin]

Regulus to Barty:

“What’s your name again? Beelzebub? Blasphemous Crotch Jr?”

[rayssion]

James: am I the only straight person in this group?

Barty: I've seen the way you look at Regulus, you are not that straight.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Barty: Yeah, but Regulus is the kinda person that if they stabbed me I’d be like, yeah probably deserved it

James: uhh I would love to be stabbed by Regulus

Evan (staring into space wondering what he did to deserve this)

[regulusblock]

Barty: can I have 2 tickets please?

Clerk at movies: sure, for romeo and juliet?

Barty: no, for regulus and me.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Regulus: awe you and sirius are so gay

Remus: *reading their book* yeah like you and barty.

Regulus: I-

Remus: *puts book down* what you didn't think I would know? if you want to be discreet, maybe don't be screaming: ah barty, baby, harder, god i love you

Regulus: whatever, you and sirius make me homophobic.

Remus: homophobic yet with dick up his ass.

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

I love how everyone in this fandom agrees that Barty is a ride or die friend

[myheadisemptyffonly]

Barty: Would you slap your best friend for a million galleons?

Regulus: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Barty *almost crying*: I’m your best friend?

[nixnight1]

Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

[florsial]

Thinking of crowned prince Regulus sitting on the throne, legs crossed and sitting in an almost bored manner, surrounded by gore and viscera while lazily placing a crown on top of the knight, Barty's head with one hand. An idle smirk played on his lips while his gray eyes shone with amusement.

Barty kneels before him covered in blood on one knee, his eyes boring into Regulus'.

Devotion. Loyalty. Lust.

[not-rab]

[finding a dead body]

Regulus: How long do you think he’s been down there?

Barty *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*:

Barty: I’d say June of ’77

Regulus: You can tell by tasting it?

Barty: No there’s a newspaper next to him

Regulus: Then why’d you lick it?

Barty: C’mon how often do you get to taste a dead guy?

Regulus:

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

barty gets put in time out by everyone else ALL THE TIME and he takes it seriously too regulus will say he's grounded and someone else will invite him somewhere and he's like "I can't I'm grounded >:(" ?????

[yourgalgremlin]