#((its me))

[paper-mario-wiki]

[a-new-hetch]

(sneeg stumbles into the room. once he regains his footing, he looks up at diamond, smiling.) hey, kid.

[HETCH was looking over the feeds of the last 24 hours, seeing exactly how much chaos the facility was under as they were working on patching up the drones. Actors leaving their stations, Lamb's death, drones... leaving. Wait no that one was intended.]

[HETCH turned to face the noise, his expression unreadable with the mask sewn in. His hair was bright blue.]

How did you get into this room?

[sneeg?! nonono! please! no he cant be here hes supposed to be safe hes supposed to be far away! why was everything going to shit!?]

[gertritude-art]

classic online experience

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[hungwy]

Meet the Blogger

[archangel-1]

Girls be like “I'm shy🥺”, then want you to fuck their throat

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[mintydoll]

me after work these days

[qquipart]

Sometimes i just rotate her in my head, then make her sad :)

[al-dente-icecream]

so glad bdg has joined the dropout home for niche internet microcelebrities . id missed seeing him on my screen semi-regularly .

[paper-mario-wiki]

i want to study you under a microscope

[bonchobrick]

DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)

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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.

One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car

A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)

And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.

At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.

Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of money–completely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head

"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????

"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"

[gertritude-art]

HEARTBREAKING: local food blogger thinks it's funny to put on a rude persona in their recipe videos

[industrations]

Guess who’s getting top surgery 😌

[sermna]

self portrait (2024)

[chelsiegeorgia]

That thing when you're super excited about something that you start talking super fast but it's like 10× worse for Sonic and he talks so fast he starts to sound like radio static or summin