#*realisation
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letthehatersbark · 7 months ago
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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tawnysoup · 6 months ago
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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heph · 8 months ago
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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
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o0kawaii0o · 4 months ago
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Getting ready for the party 💃
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yellowpoet · 1 year ago
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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hooveringthemotherland · 1 year ago
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One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day
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gayforcarstairsgirls · 2 years ago
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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago
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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.
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yniennn · 4 months ago
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flower shower
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pyrus-salicifolia · 4 months ago
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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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Are going to do any more Organa twins AU? No pressure just curious
i've been saving this ask for whenever i wanted an excuse to draw this au again (so short answer, yes!)
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(commission info // tip jar!)
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digitalmyyth · 5 months ago
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Shenanigans ensue
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fakeassfriends · 4 months ago
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hey guys i think my tarot is trying to tell me soemthing
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o0kawaii0o · 6 months ago
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M-miss nami sir...
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notrobinsomethingworse · 7 months ago
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Kid!Tim, called to the principles office. Waiting for an adult to come get him.
Dick, storming in: WHAT HAPPENED.
Principal: as you can see Timothy has engaged in-
Dick: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now Timtam what’s wrong? Are you alright? Do you need a hug? It’s alright.
Tim, pulled the fire alarm because he wanted the last chocolate muffin in the cafeteria but they aren’t allowed seconds: I- I just though I saw a fire. I was trying *hiccup* I was trying to do the right thing. I’m so sorry.
Principal: Mr. Grayson. We have security footage that Timothy pulled the alarm completely purposefully-
Dick: Can’t you see he’s never done anything wrong in his life?
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