#911 quotes

[iamharryhale]

Hen: The floor is lava!

Maddie: *helps Buck get onto the couch*

Chim: *pushes Albert to the floor*

Hen: As you can see, there are two types of siblings.

[cinematics123]

Bobby: ok team. For our next group exercise, we will tell everyone what our love languages are. How do you show love for those around you? I’ll give you an example- I cook to show I love everyone.

Buck: I am a pest to people I love.

Chim: Maddie already told me. Also it’s working.

Hen: Buck, we know you have so much love to give.

Eddie: so… you annoy people you like…? Wait. Are you in love with me…?

Buck: Oh, now he gets it. Fine. OBVIOUSLY.

Bobby: ok, team. Let’s get back on track. But, yes, Eddie, it was pretty obvious.

[missfanaccount]

Eddie saying “Bzz bzz” to Buck after he woke up is the same as him saying “At least it’s not a tsunami” in the elevator before a rescue

[meep-meep-richie]

''𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧? 𝘾𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛''

[gayofthefae]

Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you

Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[bi-bothered-bewildered]

"You said WHAT?!?!"

"I told him I put rainbows on my instagram every pride mo- I was nervous okay?! Hen. Hen please stop laughing."

[frownyalfred]

Jason, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others

Tim: ohhh --

Jason: you have to say AND, not or

Tim, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha

Dick: JASON --

[babygirl-diaz]

Chimney: Isn't it funny that your baby daddy and your sugar daddy started dating each other? Eddie: I didn't need reminding but thank you

[djdangerlove]

[blurredbuddie]

Buck in 7x04: You're in his dms but I'm in his will. We are not the same, Kinard.

[salemsvlog]

Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

[missfanaccount]

“3 minutes and 17 seconds” HE NEW DOWN TO THE SECOND.

Eddie thinks about it. All the time. Buck was dead for 3 minutes and 17 seconds. He can’t get it out of his head. THATS CANON

[imakatperson22]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[gaydinosaurrr]

Buck: I'm bi

Eddie: no shit

Buck: I'm also dating Tommy

Eddie: TOMMY'S GAY!?

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk