#BUT IT'S WORTH TRYING

[revenantghost]

Hey! Since Tumblr is, uh. Who even knows, I just want to remind people that Pillowfort exists!!! I remember folks calling it the AO3 of social media when it first launched--there's no advertising, no algorithm, it's built to be a Tumblr that's for users, not by profit.

It's currently suffering because it's not making enough off of subscriptions and such to qualify as a business, which would mean they can't write off deductions, and, well. They're in danger. But if people want an alternative that's very similar to Tumblr but with some better ownership, give it a shot! See if you like it, consider supporting them if you can! It'd be so nice to have somewhere to go that's not the current alternatives, and I figured it's worth tossing the info out there

[milfbro]

bought this shit on a whim. Obrigada Natália.

[cringecorp]

[margonite-seer]

I surely can't be the only one in this

[hedgehog-moss]

I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes. 

I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”

[the-ghost-bird]

Based on a dream i had last night about a haunted house screaming at me to stay.

[akashicrecord]

no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

[cakeanon]

Help me prove my family wrong!

I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeff having his midlife crisis in FNAF into the pit

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[fefairys]

getting real fed up with my peers treating teenagers like shit. how did you forget so fucking quickly what it's like to be them. shame on you.

[wolfertinger666]

bunny boy expressions doodle page

(HE/HIM) 🐇🌀‼️🏳️‍⚧️

[pinkrobinontheloose]

This was hilarious

(This is from the fic series 'Liminal Spaces' by Calamityjim in AO3)

[bonerot19]

I know we like writing fics where Jason is all "I'm not the kid you lost" and "he died and I'm all the worst parts of him that came back" and whatever. but lately I've been thinking about a Jason that's angry bc everyone thinks he came back wrong, because to him, he's the same as he's always been. sure, he's more upset and angry and traumatized, but he's still Jason.

I've been thinking about a Jason that spent most of the time since his death underground and then catatonic. to him, hardly any time has passed at all. to his family, three years have gone by. and Jason knows he looks different than he did, and he knows he's sharper around the edges, now, but he's still Jason. he's the same kid that died and now he's back and why doesn't anyone see that?

they're the ones that changed, not him

[ditzybat]

tim: wish i could go guys, but im on the no-fly list

cassie: what?? why?

tim: probs because of that time i broke into the pentagon for sillies

kon: YOU DID WHAT?!

tim: that or the war crimes i committed in the middle east and europe, idk pick one

bart: that checks lol

[doggiewoggiez]

ok im getting too much hate im done. fuck man. i give up.