AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)
(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)
Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:
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my favorite lumax detail is lucas wearing a karate kid shirt because max thinks ralph macchio is cute. i can just imagine lucas with the boys in mike’s basement and they're all trying to figure out how to karate chop a board in half because lucas wants to show off to max
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God, the legend of how the Dead Three came into power is just so stupid. Like, up until they actually get to Jergal, it's pretty much your standard fair for ambitious mortals killing their way to godhood. Then they actually meet the guy and he just makes them play silly games instead of fighting anyone for the power. He makes them go bowling with lich skulls. When that doesn't work, he basically makes them play jacks for different facets of his power. It's so stupid.
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au where Slider loses a bet against Ice and has to go to the O Club in shirt and corset. Ice makes him sit over the piano, and Goose loses his goddamn mind when he approaches the piano to give a little life to the evening because Slider is- so fucking pretty and Goose wants to sit between his legs and just go to town on him. And fuck, the corset doesn't help his restrain.
"Hope you like the gift, Mother Goose." Ice smirks at him before taking Mav under his arm and walking away.
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(THIS IS S A SCREENSHOT)
(END SCREENSHOT)
When I'm in an ableism contest and my opponent is a proshitter
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Do you think Buck has a will???? If so What do you think is in it?? When do you think he made it????
I think the importance of a will was probably drilled into him when he was a probie so I’m sure he has had one this whole time BUT instead of having everything go to Maddie, now he probably has his assets split between her and the Diazes. And if I’m being honest I think he definitely made that change before Eddie updated his own will because Buck is the one who almost died 47 times in season 2 and then had potentially long term health complications as a result so I’m sure that made him do a lot of reflecting 😭
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yeah so i think my fallen london character is pretty balanced so far
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