#Christmas gift yuh….

[eyenaku]

I finished he…

he is so large….

[beebeewoop]

Using my totally awesome brain powers to make inside job season 2 start production

No way... 😳 Best Christmas gift ever 🥹

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Blame @sea-jello for this but

Squip Squad birthday headcanons (from oldest to youngest) ((Assuming the show takes place in 2015 but the year really doesn't matter That Much))

Jake: October 30th, 1998 - Maybe they're only framed as "Halloween parties" because he doesn't want to think about how his own parents couldn't bother to be home on one of the few days where it truly matters. And hey, how would anyone be able to say otherwise when he wants everyone to come in-costume?

Rich: November 17th, 1998 - ngl I didn't have much of a reason for this one it just Felt Right. Something something "the Thursday of the year"

Brooke: December 17th, 1998 - no lumping in birthday gifts with Christmas gifts for this Jewish gal. She got lucky. She def loves peppermint themed drinks and treats, which can certainly be attributed to her birthday landing in Peppermint Everything season. Of course if she had a fall birthday this probably would've been true for Pumpkin Spice Everything

Chloe: February 7th, 1999 - you know she joked that her birthday was The Real Valentine's Day one (1) time when she was little and the whole school held it over her head. Maybe she gets sick of it eventually, maybe it just boosts her ego, maybe it's a "same shit different year" thing. Either way, the joke always comes up.

Christine: April 1st, 1999 - the April Fool's messiah, as her dads call her. Something something false labor for the surrogate that ended up being real later in the day, something something always bringing silly harmless pranks to school on her birthday.

Jenna: May 28th, 1999 - yuh I didn't have a huge reason for this one either (technically it was for a minor plot point from a Really Old fic of mine but shhhhhh)

Michael: May 31st, 1999 - this started as an "End of May Early June" joke that just ended up sticking. Also the "M Thing" was unintentional. Young Micha definitely reveled in being Slightly Older than Jeremy even though Jeremy was Slightly Taller than him at the time (which didn't end up lasting forever hA)

Jeremy: June 1st, 1999 - again, "End of May Early June" joke, but it kinda worked out too bc Two River BMC opened on June 1st, 2015. The "J Thing" was also unintentional. Michael is like 19 hours older than him and he Never Heard The End Of It when they were little. Every joking argument would end with "I'm older," "I'm taller," which no longer worked when Michael hit his growth spurt freshman year and Jeremy never fully caught up.

[kierancampire]

If there's one way i feel like i am different from my siblings in a good way, every birthday and Christmas they either only want very specific things, and/or expensive things, like, my sister will ask my mum for a £400 gift with no shame, knowing my mum is broke as hell, there are 4 kids, plus a bunch of other family mum needs to buy for, and i will be honest is saying i judge then hard for it. They also are never that grateful, they are if mum gets them what they want, otherwise they show they don't care for or dislike gifts

Where as mum, every year like it is a surprise fact that is discovered every year, repeatedly exclaims "You're so easy to buy for!" when talking about me, or stating "You're done already!" meaning she's already got all my gifts, and every year she says she has to restrain herself as she'll get me stuff, but then see other things I'd love but has to remind herself she can't get them

Like mum has to fight gift ideas out of me as i refuse to tell her anything i want, i hate asking for/accepting gifts. But i really am happy with anything, like you know people who say that but they secretly want something else? You can give me anything and I'll honestly love it. Like mum said the musical biscuit tin she bought me last year was super cheap and on sale, did i absolutely love it anyway though? Yuh-huh!

Mum bought an almost £60 air fryer in front of me today, for me, and knowing she's got me other things and even was/is gonna get me at least one Switch game potentially? Like, I'm struggling with just the air fryer knowing the price, so i hope she hasn't bought me too much more this year. My sister though? She'd probably by disappointed and wondering what the other £500 is going towards

[inquisitive-me-47]

Silly Christmas traditions

Well it's the festive season ,hurrah!!

Yuh The real one because soccer fans had an early season Ooops ! The football fans .

Been the inquisitive brown skined I am googled the most common Christmas traditions

Guess what the most common tradition is family gathering and exchanging of gifts,but for me I used to stay up till 12am waiting patiently for the shooting star so I could wish .

[disarmxwithxfist]

Wayne hands James a carefully yet still very badly wrapped book, the cover of which reads The Audubon Society Field Guide to North American Mammals. “The library was sellin’ their copy of this. Thought it might make a good Christmas present fur yuh.” (workingmanwayne)

James looked surprised that he was even getting a gift much less a book, and carefully took it from Wayne’s hands, opening it slowly his eyes lit up as he read the cover.

“This is .. really for me ?” He asked holding it tightly to his chest as of afraid it would get taken away .

[simp4ace]

forever and always ~ Portgas D. Ace x reader

a/n: Merry Christmas! This is a surprise gift for @fireflykaizoku ❤❤❤ Thank you for being one of my first friends here on Tumblr and thank you for always supporting me🥺💖 You are so sweet and kind to me you never know how much your words had affected and brightened my day😌💕 I adore and treasure you so much I don't know how can I even express it so yuh here, I wrote a special fic only for you😍 I hope you'll enjoy this short scenario of y/n and Ace (and WB crew) celebrate Christmas at the beach hehe (yes, I was not asking you that out of curiosity, sorry for lying👀) AND I WANT TO WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS BUT NOW I HAVE TO POST IT BEFORE YOU FINISH YOUR RESEARCH AHDCJSDGCHJ😂😂😂❤❤❤

summary: Partying and dancing with the love of your life 💖

Also thanks to @the-witch-of-one-piece for beta-reading hehe! ❤

"I want to see some snow!"

You said, for a thousand times already. Observing the familiar scene in front, with bright blue sea, golden sunshine, and warm white sand, you couldn't help but sigh heavily. It was Christmas, for crying out loud! Where were your snowflakes and freezing air? Where was your Christmas tree, with beautiful and shining decorations on it, and a pile of presents underneath? Why everything you could see here was endless lines of palm trees?

"It's Christmas! Why can't we go to a winter island and enjoy this day there? Haven't we had enough of the ocean already? We live on the sea every day!"

You whined, looking up at your boyfriend with puppy eyes, hoping that would melt his heart. Ace looked back at you lovingly, but his big grin didn't show any sight that he was moved. The freckled was topless as usual, but this time, he's swapped out his shorts for a pair of bright red swimming trunks. Okay, red could have a Christmas vibe, sure; however, you still couldn't stand the scenery around you. It was no Christmas-ish at all.

"But y/n, you can't ever have enough of Mother Sea! Plus, it's been a long time we haven't go to the beaches!" He said gleefully.

"Yes, and this time we even found an isolated island where no marine is around! Don't you think it's perfect?" Thatch jumped in.

Their face was all beaming with unnecessary enthusiasm; what idiots! You glared at Thatch, crossing your arms across your chest in disagreement.

"No. In fact, I don't see any reason why you people should enjoy going to the beaches. Especially when no one in this crew knows how to swim."

Both men look shocked as if they just realized it now. Thatch put one of his hands to his chest, pretending like your words have hurt him deeply.

"Oh my God, Ace! Did you hear them?"

"Aw, come on y/n! It's going to be fun!" Your boyfriend looked at you pleadingly, and your lips twitched as you saw his adorable pout. He knew your weak point very well, this man.

Other members of the Whitebeard crew stood around you guys, anxiously awaiting your final decision. You noticed that they are all already dressed in bathing suits. Marco had a cute floppy hat hanging around his neck while Haruta clutched tight onto a duck-shaped float. Even Izou has had his sunglasses on, and you couldn't deny he looks extra hot in that. (sorry Ace)

Sighing, you looked back at Whitebeard, who had been silent until now and just lovingly watched over his cubs.

"Pops?" You sounded somewhat imploring, and Pops laughed at your tone of voice. He gave you a knowing look.

"My child, you know you can't beat them! Gurarararara! Just enjoy today to the fullest, alright?"

He added, seeing your broken face in sympathy.

"We will find an isolated winter island next year. And I will decorate a Christmas tree only for you, child."

And that settled things. You hugged Pops tight and pecked a quick kiss on his cheeks.

"Thank you! Only dad loves me!"

Ace was just waiting for that. He excitedly pulled your hand to join him as the rest of the crew swam across the beaches, cheering loudly. The sun was shining more brightly than usual, and above the sky, a few white clouds drifted by idly. You could hear the waves crashing among the cheering of your friends, felt the salty breezes caressing your skin, and instinctively you laughed out loud with your boyfriend. It was such a joyous day, anyway. There was no reason to be sulky and grumpy forever.

And just like the Oldman advice, you had truly enjoyed the day to the fullest. It was such a fun day off, no navy chasing, no enemies lurking around, just you and your precious comrades frolicking all day in the warm golden sun. There was a watermelon slapping contest (everyone had to stop Ace before he smashed someone's head before reaching the target). There was also a volleyball match on the sand. At first, it was just for fun, but in the end, the boys were all enraged and turned it into a fiery battle between devil fruit powers. And Ace even made you a pretty sandman but ended up falling right into it and ruining it all.

You had too much fun that you didn't realize when the sun had already set. Night came, covering the sky with endless glittering stars, and on the beach, everyone had already made a great bonfire. And when it comes to a campfire, it means partying.

Thatch prepared several Christmas-related dishes for the party, as a way to make up for your lacking holiday atmosphere. There were tiger prawns with chermoula butter, stuffing balls, oyster stews, cioppino, salads, and for desserts, he made an enormous Yule Log, cranberry tarts, and lots of gingerbread man. You were grinning ear to ear and enjoying the treat when Ace came over and sat right next to you.

"Your smile's so big I can't even see your eyes anymore." He commented jovially.

"These are delicious," You replied simply, "Here, try some! Say ahhh!"

Ace looked at you suspiciously as you held a piece of tart cake high, gesturing him to open his mouth.

"Wahh! What's got into you, y/n? You've never shared your food."

You rolled your eyes dramatically.

"Right. I only not share with you. But today is a special day, and I'm in a good mood, so open your mouth quick before I change my mind."

Ace chuckled at your attitude and obediently chomped down the special treat that was holding under his nose.

"Uhmm, yummy!"

"And that's the only piece for you."

"I did not come here for that; why are you so cruel, babe." He made a feign hurting face, and you couldn't help but giggle a bit.

"So what do you want, Portgas?"

"Dancing! Come dance with me, baby!" Ace said with sparkles in the eyes and the brightest smile ever. He didn't wait for your response nor give you a chance to refuse, pulling you right up and into the heart of the party where everyone was dancing and singing around the campfire.

You felt the heat of the fire dancing against your skin as you both approached it, or maybe it was Ace's body warmth as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you in so close that you could sense his abs on you. Your hand automatically went around Ace's neck as he started swaying you around slowly.

"I haven't finished eating yet." You faked a complaint, and your boyfriend's smile went even wider.

"I'll make it up for you." He promised, pressing a quick peck to your forehead.

"How?"

"I don't know yet, maybe next Christmas?" Ace sounded not too convinced, and you laughed with his words. Oh, how he loved the sound of your happiness, love how melodious and lovely it was for him.

"I don't believe you, firefly. No, especially when it comes to food."

You two rotated in a slow waltz move, which was strange regardless of the vibrant music around. It was as if you were dancing in your own universe, despite everything else in the world.

As if you were dancing to imaginary music that only existed for the two of you.

As if only the flickering warmth from the bonfire and the starlight in Ace's eyes were substantial.

"Then how about...I'll make you a snowman, a real big one when we come to a winter island next year?"

"I'm afraid that you will eventually destroy it as you did to my poor sandman this year."

"I won't," He said quickly, and his eyes became dreamy all of a sudden, "And the year after next, I'll decorate you a Christmas tree, too."

"Oh?"

"And the year after the year after next, I'll, I'll buy you a surprise present."

"It won't be a surprise anymore if you already say it now, idiot." You said, feeling his forehead slowly drop and rest itself against yours. You were too close now, only a breath away from each other.

"And the year after the year after the year after next, uhhh," He hesitated, perhaps running out of ideas.

"I'd love some candy canes." You suggested.

"And hot chocolate?"

"And maybe you could dress as a Santa Claus."

Ace grinned at the idea.

"I'll put your present into the stocking."

"I'll buy a reindeer cosplay. I'll have a red nose." You started to dream about the future with him. It was so lovely, yet a bit wild, to look into the distant future with your loved one, knowing that you two will still be together next year, the year after, and perhaps even longer than that, perhaps even ... forever.

Ace seemed to love that thought.

"You will look so cute, and I will want to kiss you passionately."

"You can kiss me now if you want." You told him, half-jokingly.

"Yeah? Why, yes, I would do it right now, and do it tomorrow, and do it next month. I would do it next year, the year after that, and so on. I would do it every day, everywhere, and forever. I would kiss you forever."

"Forever sounds a bit scary, though." You replied, a bit timid even though sweetness was washing over your soul. Your boyfriend might not very trustworthy when it came to food, yes, but with things like this, you knew he always meant it with all his heart.

Ace looked at you affectionately before dipping down, covering your lips with the passionate kiss he promised; his words still ringing in your ears before every other sound was washed away.

"Not with you, babe. If it were for you, I would love you forever. Forever and always."

[shittydeku]

Hi!! This is my first ask, so forgive any mistakes plz!!

Do you have any headcanons for Tsukki? (Pretty plz no x reader/ or first person stuff)(I'm aego and it makes me uncomfortable)

Okay so your ask is meant for the prev owner but imma answer it bcs tsukki is my son 💀

(Ofc i don't like ×readers anyway haha)

idk when you sent this HOWEVER imma still answer with a bunch of hcs lessgoooo;)

His brother was just about his only friend till he met yams

He baked for his mom and fell in love with strawberry scents and just strawberry flavoured things bcs yams' shampoo smells like that

HC THAT HE OWNS THE STRAWBERRY DRESS AND TAHT IT IS HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION

It was gifted to him by his brother as a "please be my friend again" present

Acc thinks that kuroo's chem jokes are pretty funny but tries not to laugh (can't encourage the idiots yk)

He acc cares abt hinata (still finds him annoying) but sees him like the younger brother he never had

ARTISTE like will draw his baked goods in his cookery book

His teacher had to separate him and yams bcs he would always draw him during class

Started selling his drawings to buy presents for everyone during christmas

will fite anyone who tells yams to shut up

Yams punches someone who tells him to shut up and tsukki just wolf whistles and cheers

Would be a soft boi if it weren't for his death metal personality

Likes the pastel aesthetic tho^^

CRAYYYYYtyTtTTTZY ABOUT GODZILLA (bonds with iwa abt it)

Has a pet turtle that he makes clothes for

Also falls in love with how pretty Sakusa's snake is (idk how or when they meet but YUH THEY WOULD VIBE)

Yams steals Tsukki's glasses because he squints his eyes in like a ?hot? Way-

Tsukki is afraid of bugs LIKE DEATHLY AFRAID

Tsukkiyama don't need to buy three generations of their kids toys bcs tsukki has enough dinosaur plushies and toys in general to suffice them all

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

Tᕼᗴ ᑕᕼᗩOTIᑕ ᗩᑎᘜᗴᒪ

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (8.5)

Chapter 8: Christmas Madness

"I said I want to steal the Batmobile, I promise I'll return it afterwards." - Marinette smiled sweetly at her friends as she spoke, Raven and Beastboy did not know how to respond to that

"Why!?" - Raven

"Because I want to drive the Batmobile for Christmas." - Marinette

"Great, so you have like, a week to plan your heist." - Beastboy

"You want to drive THE Batmobile? What if something happens? Oh, let me guess, you also want to paint it pink while you're at it!" - Raven

"That's... actually a really good idea, OH, should i add rainbows to it? *gasp* I CAN USE PERMANENT GLOW IN THE DARK SPRAY PAINT!" - Marinette

"A pink Batmobile with rainbows... I know what I want to see for Christmas now. Also, add sparkles if you're going all in." - Beastboy

"GENIUS– *gasp* Raven!" - Marinette

"What?" - Raven hesitantly answered, waiting for what was most likely an even crazier idea

"You know that one bread cat meme that shits rainbows?" - Marinette with a devilish grin

". . . Don't tell me-" - Raven

"CAN YOU ADD A RAINBOW EFFECT BEHIND IT???" - Marinette was practically bouncing in her spot concerningly close to the edge of the building.

"I mean... I could, but how exactly do you plan on finding, let alone stealing the Batmobile for me to be able to add a rainbow shit trail?" - Raven

Marinette thought for a moment, looked at Mushu who was bundled up in her scarf, her grin only growing more mischievous - "Mushu~"

"What? Can't you see I'm trying to stay warm here?" - Mushu lifted the scarf over his head in an attempt to avoid the conversation

"You want to use Mushu?" - Beastboy

"I mean, he has magic, but." - Raven

"Mushu?" - Marinette picked Mushu up until they were face to face

"No. Now put me down." - Mushu

"*sigh* I guess I was wrong to assume you could make it the perfect heist, sorry, I forgot that you're power is dramatic as fuck sass." - Marinette put Mushu back down as she looked to her friends

"What about Tapp? He is the Kwami of magic, so he can probably just teleport you where you want to go." - Garfield pointed to Tapp who was napping in the hoodie of Raven's cloak

". . . Blueberry." - Mushu looked up at Marinette

"Yes oh Mighty Mushu?" - Marinette with an all knowing smug grin

"Just give me your strategy, the outfit you'll wear, and the equipment you'll use so I can perfect it. Leave finding the Batmobile to Tappy." - Mushu

"... Why not just cause a situation were they need the Batmobile? Then when they leave, you take it?" - Garfield was smacked on his shoulder by Raven

"NOT HELPING!" - Raven

"No, then I won't be able to spray paint it, though a distraction would be nice." - Marinette looked over to her two friends

"No./I'll help!" - Raven and Beastboy looked at each other, staring intensely to see who would give in to helping Marinette first

"Come on Raven! I just need you two to cause a distraction, preferably some type of magical illusion, that way no one gets hurt." - Marinette

"No. Absolutely, no way in hell-" - Raven

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𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚞𝚖

𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 24, 20𝚇𝚇, 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝙴𝚟𝚎

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎: 7:48𝚊𝚖.

"How the fuck does she always convince me?" - Raven mumbled to herself while looking through her magical binoculars from the top of a tall buildings' roof garden, 1 block away from the Museum

"It's because yuh love me." - Wonder Quinn stood next to Raven, giving her a side hug

"No, it's because you bribed me with a new perfected magic cloak." - Raven returned the side hug as she continued to watch the Museum

"I prefer the word bargaining and 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 it's a Christmas gift to you, I just so happened to offer it to you for a good distraction." - Wonder Quinn

"Highway robbery." - Raven

"No, all's fair in Gotham." - Wonder Quinn

"It's a miracle none of the Bats have found you yet." - Raven

"Lady Luck is on my side!" - Wonder Quinn gave Raven a thumbs up as she looked towards the Museum - "Anyway, GreenBean should soon be reporting that the Rice Batch is in the oven." - Wonder Quinn looked at her watch, 10 minutes left

"At least explain why our Codenames are food based." - Raven deadpanned

"I was hungry at the time." - Wonder Quinn just shrugged her shoulders as she went to stand closer to the edge of the building

"Why am I not surprised?" - Raven went next to Wonder Quinn and handed her the magical binoculars while keeping an eye out for the Bats

"It is what it is, PizzaRave." - Wonder Quinn said as she put the binoculars to her face

"Why did you have to name me that?" - Raven looked at Wonder Quinn, who had handed back the binoculars, and was now growing lots of flowers along the flowerbeds

"It was all I could think of in the moment." - Wonder Quinn could only shrugg as she replied before sensing a... weird soul heading towards them - "Someone's here."

"What?-" - Raven

"Shhhhhh... Be vewy vewy qwiet." - Wonder Quinn imitating Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes

Raven rolled her eyes, but nodded as they went to hide behind the various plants Wonder Quinn grew in the flowerbeds close to the edge as they waited in silence. Raven didn't see anyone, but Wonder Quinn could still feel them.

"Hey Raven, who you got with you?" - Batgirl poking her head around the flowerbed they were hiding behind

Both girls shouted in surprise and Raven may or may not have accidentally knocked Wonder Quinn off the side of the building

"... Oh shit." - Raven/Batgirl were about ready to jump to save Wonder Quinn, but both saw all the plants grow rapidly to chase after her. They soon saw her being lifted back onto the roof by the plants.

"As much as I like feeling the wind in my face, please, don't do that again." - Wonder Quinn dusted the imaginary dust off her as she put the plants back and thanked them

"I'm so sorry, are you okay?" - Raven walked up to WQ and saw her start to laugh slightly

"Yeah... though I'm not sure I can say the same for Mushu... his scream was so fucking hilarious!" - WQ soon started cackling as Mushu popped out

"I DID NO SUCH THING!" - Mushu

"So. Mind telling me what's going on? I felt a disturbance in the force and came here, saw you two talking and decided to come by and say hi, and now I'm seeing a Chinese Dragon?" - Batgirl tilted her head as she admired Mushu

"Um... we- her? Just talking?" - Raven was visibly sweating magic bullets... as in they were glowing slightly

"Uh-Huh, 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 believable, but really, what were you two talking about? And what's with the little dra-" - Batgirl

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚗! 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚗! 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗: ‘𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚣𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝’ 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝙶𝚘!" - 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎-𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎

Everyone stared at each other in silence. Batgirl instantly knew it was Beastboy on the other end of the walkie-talkie

"Mind telling me what this ‘BlackTwizller Heist’ is all about?" - Batgirl

— - — - — - — - One explanation later  - — - — - — - — - —

"HAHAHAHAAA! OH MY GAWD! BATS WOULD FLIP!" - Batgirl was bent over cackling at the thought of Batman's reaction

"Yeah probably..." - Wonder Quinn looked to Raven with a slightly nervous expression as she knew the plan was ruined

"HAHAAAA... okay... hehehe... wait. Okay, I can't... hheheee, let you hahaaaa!" - Batgirl had uncontrollable laughter as she tried to be serious

"Are you okay?" - Raven/Wonder Quinn

"Hehehehe... yeah, oh man... You know what?" - Batgirl seemed to have an almost mischievously evil smile spread across her face as she looked at the two girls

"What?" - Raven and Wonder Quinn looked at Batgirl with mild confusion

"I think Bats deserves a little Christmas gift, just promise you won't do anything stupid-... well, the plan is already kinda stupid, but you know what I mean." - Batgirl seemed to have an uncontrollable smile as she took out her communication device (it's a phone, but Bats calls it that) and started typing

"What are you doing?" - Raven looked at Batgirl with suspicion

"Just texting the Bats a bet, may as well make a little profit while you're at it." - Batgirls' phone soon started buzzing with replys, she showed it to the girls with an evil grin

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"30 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝." - BatQueen

"35 says I'm with BatQueen!" - Red_Hooded_Goof

"36 says it'll be quite for once." - Flying_Blue_Bird

"37 says the city won't be ruined in some way, shape or form." - Running_On_S̶l̶e̶e̶p̶_Caffeine

"38 says they get themselves in Arkham." - Demonic_Robin

"39 says whatever happens, Bats will flip his sh-t." - She_Who_Sees&Knows_All

"40 says it's something big." - !NINJA!_Bat

"50 says no." - THE_Brooding_Bat

"... Just be back in time for breakfast." - Penny_For_Your_Thoughts

~—–·–—·—–·–—·—–·–—·—–·–—·—–·–—·—–·–—~

"Y'all are gonna be rich." - Batgirl mimicking an evil villain laugh

"... Y.E.S." - Wonder Quinn doing the same thing, but actually cackling a little bit like Harley Quinn to Batgirl's surprise

"I feel like I should be even more concerned, but in all honesty, I threw my concern out the window when you bribed me here." - Raven looked to the two with a deadpan stare

"Bargained." - WQ corrected her friend

"Bribery is still highway robbery." - Raven

"So, assuming Miss Batgirl is on our side, all we need now is for Raven to- *ᗷOOᗰ*" - WQ soon saw smoke coming from the Museum, staring for a moment before looking to Batgirl and Raven...

"Wasn't me Chief." - Raven lifted her hands up in a 'Wasn't me' gesture

". . .shit" - WQ, Batgirl and Raven began running along the rooftops towards the Museum, where they soon saw the Joker's goons loading their trucks with artifacts worth millions. They saw some civilians beign held hostage with bombs strapped to them, they couldn't see the Joker until he walked out holding something small in his hand that looked rather expensive.

"... HE HAS MY BROOCH!" - Mushu was looking very angry as the Clown pinned the brooch to his suit

"Wait what?" - WQ looked closer to the brooch... and noticed it has the same energy as Mushu - "oh."

"What do you mean 'oh'? STOP SITTING HERE AND SAVE MY BROOCH AND THOSE PEOPLE!" - Mushu

"I'm gonna ignore the order you said that in." - Wonder Quinn

"I'm calling Bats, sorry, BlackTwizller Heist is a bust." - Batgirl

After Batgirl had called the Bats in, they could only keep an eye out  and not escalated the situation for at least 3 minutes until the other Bats arrived, so they wouldn't risk the hostages' safety. But then they saw the Joker starting to play Russian Roulette with the civilians. Wonder Quinn saw and could feel the terror they felt from their energy and she saw red. She started making her way down the building before Batgirl or Raven could stop her. Landing in an alley, she went around and behind the trucks, crawling under the first truck just as a goon passed where she was standing 3 seconds before. When she saw the Joker about 10ft. from the truck she was under, the first thing she did was send a vine to grab the switch for the bombs in his back pocket — and with some help from Mushu — he never noticed it went missing and was swapped with a seed. She quickly moved underneath another truck closer to the hostages, and began disarming the switch — thanking her Uncle Ed for teaching her everything that went into the making of deadly weapons — as she carefully removed the back panel of the switch. She easily disabled it before noticing the Joker walking up to the back of the truck she was under — about 4ft. from the hostages. She took this opportunity to place the deactivated switch back and started to crawl her way to the first truck 3 ft. away when one of the goons spotted her.

"Hey boss! We got one under the truck!" - Goon

Wonder Quinn froze as the Joker bent down and made eye contact her.

"Well, well, well, looks like you missed one!" - The Joker grabbed Wonder Quinn by the hood of her costume and tossed her to one of the more muscular goons

The Joker then pulled out his gun and shot the goon who had spotted Wonder Quinn - "Honestly, you just can't find good, thorough goons these days." - He turned his attention to Wonder Quinn and had a sense of Deja Vu

"You look familiar..." - The Joker bent his torso down slightly as his hand rested at the bottom of his chin, watching Wonder Quinn thrash under the grip of the muscular goon - "Hold her still!"

The goon listened, not wanting to be shot, and kept one hand on Wonder Quinn's wrists, while his other hand held her head still

"I've seen you somewhere before..." - Just as it seemed the Joker was about to connect the dots, smoke bombs went off around them. Wonder Quinn used the goon's startled state to break free and flip him over her shoulder and onto the Joker. Wonder Quinn saw Raven's illusion of the hostages disappear just as the other Bats arrived on scene with their respective vehicles. She made her way to Raven and the former hostages before the Joker could get back up.

"You're an idiot, you could've gotten killed!" - Raven whisper yelled as she dragged Wonder Quinn behind the magic wall she created to hide her from the other Bats and keep the people safe.

"Yeah, but it gave you enough time to get the people to safety." - Wonder Quinn looked over to the people who were saved and sighed in relief when she saw none of them had any serious physical wounds

"That doesn't change the fact that you could've been killed." - Raven

"Yeah yeah, we saved people, and got you out, BUT WHERE'S MY DAMN BROOCH BLUEBERRY?!" - Mushu

The Bats confronted the Joker and took him out rather quickly, they tied him up to a metal lamppost near the armored truck that was to take him. Mushu was staring relentlessly at Wonder Quinn, while she kept analysing the situation, and then she smiled.

"... Why are you smiling like that?" - Raven already knew she was going to do something she shouldn't

"Gonna kill two birds with one stone... figuratively of course." - And with that Wonder Quinn snuck her way past the police officers, the BatBirds, and up to the Joker, who was sitting on the ground with his arms cuffed behind him around the lamppost with a very brused face

"Pardon me Monsieur Cwack Head Clown, but ai believe zat Broche eez mine." - Wonder Quinn did her best French accent while she grabbed the Brooch, ignoring the offended brused face the Joker gave her

"You have a death wish." - The Joker spoke with a sick smile that promised pain, but it didn't scare the girl, quite the opposite actually

"Non Monsieur, you are meestakén, you are le un wiv a déath wish." - Wonder Quinn flashed a devilish smile that could easily surpass the Joker's as her eyes seemed to take on an almost cat like look with a glow of swirling and crackling toxic green and hints of black on the outer edges of her former Bright Blue orbs. Joker's brused face turned to faint shock as time seemed to stop. The more he looked into the girls' eyes, the more long forgotten fear and anxiety seemed to creep out of the depths of his mind. The voices were screaming for him to run, to get away from her, or she would and could 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 him. Yet he couldn't, he felt like he was frozen as those Toxic green and shadowy black eyes stared into him, looking past the Joker and into his past. It felt like he was staring into a Black hole, or even death itself. The more it sucked him in, the harder it became to see, feel, hear. He couldn't 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚.

‘𝐼𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ?’

Everything was going dark as her glowing green eyes remained in the growing darkness. It felt like he was fading. Being 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙. He didn't — 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 — feel anything. And as if it was about to fully consume him, it stopped by someone drawing the girls' attention away from him. It all just vanished, only leaving a phantom in it's leave as time and the girls' eyes seemed to go back to normal.

"Hey you! What are you doing?!" - Some police officer

Wonder Quinn snapped out of her stare as she looked behind her, realizing all eyes were on her. She looked to the Batmobile, then to Batman – who made eye contact with her for a full second – before booking it to the Batmobile. Hopping into the front seat she closed the door and started the Car without the keys – thanks to Mushu – and drove off. Everyone infront of the Museum was in silence as they all slowly looked to Batman

"Oh my god... someone ACTUALLY STOLE BATS' RIDE!" - Red Hood was bent over cackling with his right hand on the handle of his motorcycle

"Hood that's... pfff... not funny! hehehe, You know how Bats gets... hehehe, when you cackle like that!" - Batgirl said as she too, began to cackle

"SHUDUP! Hehehe... You're the one cackling like a mad scientist!!!" - Red Hood was unable to stand as he started to wheeze

"DON'T WHEEZE! HAHAHHHHHHHH... YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!!!!" - and soon Batgirl was wheezing as well

No one noticed the faint remanence of terror in the Joker's eyes, they only noticed him when he began his deranged laughing, his smile somehow even more crazed as he looked in the direction where the Batmobile had driven off in. They tossed him into the back of the armored truck heading for Arkham, never once did he stop laughing until they knocked him out.

•—·–·—·–·—–·•·–—·–·—·–·—•

Wonder Quinn was now driving the Batmobile. She made sure to cut all the wires that would allow them to be tracked and pulled up to an abandoned wearhouse. Once the Batmobile was parked and the wearhouse doors were closed, she put her gasmask on and got to work.

Wonder Quinn was just about done adding the glitter when Raven teleported right next to her.

"Oh, hey Rave! So, whatcha tink of my mastuh piece?" - WQ unknowingly started sounding more like her mom the more excited she got

"It's definitely an improvement." - Raven replied with a small smile

"I also got my Beautiful Brooch back if anyone was wondering." - Mushu huggin his Brooch

"Good for you?" - Raven

"Anyway, magical Brooch and Tavel Size God aside, yuh up fawh addin' de Rain-shit-bow trail?" - WQ pulled down her gasmask to show the mischievous smile that hid below

"We're already all in at this point." - Raven's eyes glowed a faint red as she began to chant her spell - "Azarath metrion zinthos."

They all watched as the Batmobile glowed before going back to it's new glittery glory

"Rev the engine real quick, I wanna see the Rain-shit-bow in person rather than on the news." - Raven

"Sure ting!" - WQ (still not realizing she was talking more and more like her mom) got in the driver's seat and revved the engine. Raven saw a puff of rainbow smoke wizz its way out of the rocket booster with a satisfied smile.

"Did it do de ting?" - WQ looked to Raven, her eyes sparkling with mischief

"Yes. It did de ting." - Raven imitated Wonder Quinn, causing the girl to grin more

WQ paused for a moment as a very faint blush brushed her cheeks in embarrassment - "I started talking like Mama HQ didn't I?" - WQ then hopped out of the Batmobile with a big grin on her face as she looked to the new and improved Batmobile

"Yeah, but it's normal for you. I'm just glad you used your French accent around the Joker, hell forbid he finds out about you." - Raven

"Yeah Blueberry, I may not know this city, but I can tell that guy is 𝘣𝘢𝘵 -shit- crazy. He is definitely unhinged on many different levels." - Mushu, still clinging to his Brooch

"I know, I know. But those people were 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱. At least my little stunt stopped them and that block from blowing up." - WQ shrugged her shoulders as she went to grab her bat

"Yeah, so pros and cons, just don't do that again." - Raven

"Okay." - WQ gave a smile to Raven as she rested the bat on her shoulders

"Now, don't you have a new glitterfied Batmobile to joyride around Gotham?" - Raven pointing to the Batmobile

Marinette looked to the Batmobile squinting her eyes as she thought - "It needs a better name."

Raven also looked to the Batmobile as she spoke - "... Girlie-Batmobile?"

"Nah, needs something more glamorous." - WQ shook her head before going into a handstand

"... Why are you doing a handstand?" - Raven

"I get my best ideas when my brain is unduh pressure." - WQ kept looking at the Batmobile

". . .I got nothing." - Raven

"KILLER-GLITTER!" - WQ was standing up again as she looked to Raven

"Killer-Glitter?" - Raven repeated

"Killer-Glitter." - WQ nodded her head enthusiastically

"Okay. Now that that's settled, go on and cause your Christmas mayhem before they somehow find you before you even get started." - Raven

"Oh, right! Mushu, come on." - WQ went to Mushu and extended her hand out for him - "Also, should I wear your Brooch now that you got it back?"

"...Fine, but only cause it's you Blueberry." - Mushu handed back his Brooch only for it to instantly glow and morph into a rose gold ring - "..."

"Oh, cool. This makes it less noticable actually." - WQ put the ring on her right hand and extended said hand to Mushu

"... I give up. First I deal with a lady who fought a fucking army as a man, and now my Beautiful brooch is a Damn RING!" - Mushu was a bit teary eyed as he hopped onto Wonder Quinn's shoulder before mumbling to himself - "At least it still looks shiny."

"Your attachment to a magical jewel that can change into any form –but stayed as a Brooch– is a bit concerning." - Raven

"It hasn't change it's shape in over 10 millennias!" - Mushu

"Does this mean I can call you old fart when you're acting like a child?" - WQ was already making her way to the driver's seat when Mushu gasped dramatically

"How dare you! At the very least Ancient One!" - Mushu crossed his arms while he turned his head away

"Nah, that would imply that you're wise and overall not so dramatic... Old One or Geezer if anything." - WQ got another gasp

"No! I refuse! Just give me a nickname that isn't related to my age!" - Mushu didn't notice the grin that spread its way across WQ's face

"Okay... Moo-Moo." - WQ

"... EXCUSE YOU!?" - Mushu

"Down Bessy, no need to shout." - WQ Placed Mushu on the dashboard as she put her seatbelt on

"... Is this Karma?" - Mushu mumbled to himself as the Batmobile's door closed

"Okay, ‘Rainbow Palooza’ is a go." - WQ gave a thumbs up to Raven as she gave the signal over their walkie talkies before driving out of the wearhouse

·•· – — Over to the Siren Hideout — – ·•·

"Hey Ives!" - Harley shouted for Ivy from Marinette's room

"Yes Harls?" - Ivy was on the couch with Selina, both watching a wild life documentary as Harley came running down the spiral staircase

"Have yuh seen where cupcake went?" - Harley looked to the two women with slight panic

"No, but she's probably just out with Beastboy and Raven." - Selina

"...𝙃𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝘽𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 did escape Arkham yesterday." - Ivy was about to get up when they heard a crash in the kitchen, only to see Raven and Beastboy stumble in cackling

"Why are you two laughing like mad- IS 𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘽𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝘿 HERE?!" - Selina

"Where's Cupcake!?" - Harley

As if on que, the TV changed to a news reporter from a helicopter and they got their answer

“𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚎-”

"Oh my god she didn't..." - Ivy

“-𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚓𝚘𝚋-”

"She did..." - Selina spoke as a grin slowly made its way on her face

"... Oh Sweet Mudder of Violence..." - Harley

“-𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕-”

"IT HAS A RAIN-SHIT-BOW ROCKET TRAIL!" - Harley was soon cackling with Raven and Beastboy as they saw the chase

·•· – — Inside the Batmobile — – ·•·

"WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!" - Marinette was having the time of her life, she never felt more alive

"SLOW DOWN BLUEBERRY! I THINK I- I'M GONNA HURL!" - Mushu wasn't though, if he wasn't clutching the fabric of Wonder Quinn's outfit in mild terror as he watched the world whiz by in a blur, he probably would be stuck to the very back of the death ride on wheels...

"Oh come on Moo-Moo! We've only been driving for 3 minutes!" - Just as Marinette made a sharp left in an almost perfect Tokyo Drift, she spotted the news chopper that was just behind her - "...That was fast."

"JUST PULL OVER AND WE CAN GET AWAY! PLEASE!" - Mushu was begging, trying to reason with Marinette, but she wasn't listening

Suddenly, the screen on the center console starting ringing, and before she realized it, Batman –with an even bigger scowl– was loking very angrily at her

"First, what the hell did you do to MY Batmobile? Second, pull over and you won't get hurt. Third-" - Batman was cutoff

"There, that's better." - Marinette held the former wires that were for the Batmobile's communications triumphantly as she continued driving

"YOU HUNG UP ON HIM?!" - Mushu

"Yeah, now can you not yell in my ear? I can't multitask, I might crash." - Marinette then threw the wires into the back seat, as she continued looking at the road

"BUT YOU TOOK OUT THOSE WIRES WHILE DRIVING! THAT'S MULTITASKING!" - Mushu

The best way to describe the chase was complete and utter. Chaos. The Batfam were after her, as well as at least 20 cop cars. She drove perfectly, every turn and Rain-shit-bow boost was flawless. She easily lost them more times than she can list on her hands, only to get bored and restart the chase just for them to lose her again.

"Damnit Moo-Moo, you're making my escape too perfect!" - WQ made a full stop in the middle of the richer part of Gotham and noticed a very nice café. Now, normally she wouldn't go in durring a chase, but as she looked behind her and saw absolutely zero life, she decided, why not? Having Mushu with her, she didn't have to worry about much.

So, she got out and stretched a bit before walking in and ordering some pastries and coffee. At First Wonder Quinn wanted to eat quickly and get back behind the wheel, but eating too quickly isn't healthy, so she made sure to take her sweet, sweet time as she enjoyed every bite and sip of her pastries and coffee. She was there for 15 minutes, and the whole time, the Café had a screen playing the news report about her. She couldn't help the small chuckles that escaped her as she saw the utter confusion on Commissioner Gordon's face as he tried to hide his mild panic. Batman was just a bit behind him, and as always, had a poker face with his oh so charming scowl. She could even see him tapping his foot impatiently as the other cops tried to get some info on where she and the new Killer-Glitter were. That's when she noticed one of the workers acting odd and saw one of the officers run up and whisper something to Batman and Gordon.

"Time to go." - Wonder Quinn got up and made her way to the exit, watching out of the corner of her eye as the workers began to act more agitated

She stopped for a moment, turned around and walked up the the worker that was behind the counter and placed a 50 dollar bill –she may or may not have found in the Killer-Glitter– infront of the confused worker before walking out and getting back in the car just as red and blue lights were faintly visible behind her. And the chase began again. They lost her again, she restarted the chase again, then they lost her again- You get the gist of it.

This went on for about 3 hours. It was now 2 a.m., and she lost the adrenaline an hour earlier, so by this point the chase only started again and again because she didn't know what else to do. Seeing Mushu frozen in the passenger seat made her finally call it quits. She drove the Killer-Glitter back to where it all began, at the Museum, and placed it exactly where it was as if she never touched it –Aside from the new look anway. And she took a few pictures to remember this beautiful moment before walking away.

—–—–—–—–—

She was long gone when they found the Killer-Glitter all by its lonesome and Wonder Quinn was happy, though the night still felt like it was missing something. She was walking down some alleys when she felt another weird soul above her.

"I know you're up there Bucket Head." - Wonder Quinn looked up and saw the person jump down

"Will you stop calling me that?" - Red Hood immerged from the shadows and stood just about 4ft. away from Wonder Quinn

"Not until you let me fix your look Bucket Head. So what brings you to little ol' me?" - Wonder Quinn asked as she leaned on the wall of the alley

"1. You kinda stole Bat's ride, 2. You definitely don't have a license, and 3. I want in." - Red Hood

"I'm sorry what now?" - Mushu popped out of WQ's hoodie at Red Hood's words

"4. What the FUCK is that?" - Red Hood

"Yes I stole the Killer-Glitter, I learned how to drive from HQ, what's in it for me? and this is the All Mighty Dramatic as Fuck Mushu." - Wonder Quinn crossed her arms as she stared Red Hood down, ignoring Mushu's dramatic gasp

"More Jolly Chaos?" - Red Hood's tone was mischievous as he seemingly pulled out a big duffle bag from no wear and showed her it's contents

"... Eggs and toilet paper. You plan on egging and tp'ing Gotham?" - Wonder Quinn kept her face neutral as she rased a single eyebrow

"I got a bet I wanna win, and if you're game, we'll split the profits 50-50." - Red Hood reached out his hand as he proposed his offer

"Lets add some artful charcoal designs and Mistletoe while we're at it." - Wonder Quinn shook Red Hood's hand to seal the deal

"Ho ho ho." - Red Hood

"Now, where to first on the naughty list?" - Wonder Quinn

-Jingle Bell Rock!-

They first stopped by the Museum again and tp'd, egged, and charcoaled the building. Then they stopped by WE where they drew the Batfam symbols in charcoal, eggs and tp, and maybe a few inappropriate things courtesy of Red Hood, then they finished it by adding some mistletoe in the more secure areas of the building. Next up was the Botanical Gardens, and they only carefully added Mistletoe so they would thrive because of Wonder Quinn. Then they went to The Iceberg Lounge, they made sure it wasn't too bad with tp and eggs, but they did add a shit ton of Mistletoe to every room and some more profanities and a pile of coal courtesy of Red Hood. After that was the GSPC, where they just put some Tp and Mistletoe. Then they went to Wayne Manor on Wonder Quinn's request, they Tp'd the entire estate, egged drawings and faces of profanity courtesy of Red Hood, and drew with charcoal 'Merry Christmas' (Red Hood may or may not have left coal in the shape of a Katana for Damian). And last but not least, Arkham. The made sure to cover every nook and cranny in tp, eggs, and big lumps of coal. they may or may not have also added some Mistletoe near the bathrooms, the inmate cells, cafeteria, guard room, offices, locker rooms, gear rooms, utility closets... they pretty much got every doorway with Mistletoe.

And so they made Gotham a kissy profanity Christmas wonderland.

-Jingle Bell Rock End-

When the deed was done, they vowed to never speak of their actions to any soul of authority.

And so Marinette was walking down the alley not far from home as she hummed some Christmas songs. After a few minutes she entered the overgrown parking lot, walking through the gate into the lush garden before walking inside the hideout. She was greeted by Ivy and Selina at the door, and saw her friends and Harley replaying over and over the chase from earlier. After a slight scolding she spent the rest of the night with her family and friends on the couch, all falling asleep around 4 a.m.

•—·–·—·–·—–· In the Bat-Cave ·–—·–·—·–·—•

"Done, now we can finally sleep." - Steph, Cass, Barbara, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian had all finally finished washing off all the paint from the Batmobile. They had just started to walk away when they heard Cass make a loud drawn out whine, the all turned to see the Batmobile coverd in glow in th dark paint

"I'm fucking breaking Father's No Kill rule!" - Damian growled as he threw his sponge at the Batmobile, watching as it weakily hit the car and flopped to the floor. Everyone just left, not wanting to go another night without sleep, Steph and Jason were already laughing like they were on Joker Gas, a sign that they 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 their sleep. Bruce would just have to deal with it.

•—·–·—·–·—–· Back to the Siren Hideout·–—·–·—·–·—•

"Breaking news, after the Batmobile was stolen late into the night and mysteriously returned, Arkham Officials found the entire facility covered in Mistletoe, tp, coal and eggs, a few other locations were also covered, the only one that seemed to only get Mistletoe was the Botanical Gardens, whoever did this, how the **** did you get Santa's traveling powers?-"

The TV was turned off by Selina as she looked to Marinette - "Look Kitten, I don't know how you did it, but I am so proud of you!" - Selina gave Marinette a hug, only to be stopped by Harley unmuting the TV

"Update, turns out the Arkham inmates didn't take to well to the Coal and Mistletoe, some are now in critical care while the others are now locked in their coal filled room-"

"D'ja rig any of de coals in Mistuh J's cell?" - Harley gave Marinette a hug as she asked her question

"They may be sharp, and he won't be able to sleep until they get the coal out." - Marinette replied

"I will say this, well done on the execution." - Ivy also hugged Marinette for a moment - "You're also grounded for driving without an adult next to you in the car."

"But Mushu is an Adult!" - Marinette pointed to Mushu who was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth and sucking his claw

"... I tink yuh broke him Cupcake."

*Sad Mushu Noises*

And that's how Gotham had both the best, and weirdest Christmas ever, Marinette couldn't go out for the next few day, both because she was grounded and because Robin was out for revenge.

All in all, it was an amazing Christmas.

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[yemme]

BEN AFFLECK YOU PIECE A SHIT MOTHERFUCKER...

YOU GOT SOME NERVE COMIN’ OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS WITH YOUR WIFE LED YOU TO DRINKING.  YOU LAID THE BLAME AT YOUR WIFE'S FEET AND NOT YOU BEING A SORRY ASS EXCUSE OF A MAN.  HOW DARE YOU.  THE WOMAN THAT IS ALWAYS READY TO PICK YOUR DRUNK ASS UP BECAUSE YOU ARE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN AND THE LOVE IS STILL THERE.  DID YOU THINK DISRESPECTING YOUR WIFE PUBLICLY WOULD WIN PUSSY POINTS.  DID YOU NOW!?  YOU’RE HAPPY NOW SO YOU CAN BE VOCAL WHO’S TO BLAME BUT WHEN YOU WERE FREE YOU WERE STILL A DRUNK.  GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN.  I DON’T CARE WHAT PUSSY HIGH YOU’RE ON BUT THE ONLY PUSSY THAT WILL EVER HAVE YOUR BACK IS YOUR EX-WIFE.

DON’T @ ME WITH NO FUCKERY.  IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME I’LL GIFT YOU THESE HANDS.  HE OUT OF POCKET.  THE FUCKING NERVE.  THE ONLY RIDE OR DIE YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN THIS LIFETIME.  BUMBOCLAAT SOME A UNUH NUH KNOW WEH YUH HAV... SINTING HAT MI MAN.  IT BUN MI, AN ANUH ME.

[venkman-and-rookie]

Merry Christmas!

(Venkman): Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! It’s me! The world’s best looking Santa Claus, Dr. Peter Venkman!

(Rookie): And me! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rookie! (I mean... “Rudolph” isn’t my real name or anything...)

(Venkman): We’re here to deliver to our dear friends their Christmas presents. have you been naughty~? Or nice this year? Let’s see what’s in my ~magical~ bag!

(Venkman): And first up I-I-I-It’s Raymond Stantz [ @stantzy ] ladies and gentlemen! 

(Venkman): Well, well, well! Lucky you Ray! Despite the various health and safety violations your pet crabs have caused by infesting HQ, Santa Claus decided you’ve been a good enough boy to warrant a present! 

(Rookie): Next up is our favorite parapsychologist, Egon Spengler! [ @spengy ] 

(Rookie): Congratulations Doc! You’ve been “Nice” this year, so Santa brought you 5 boxes of Ghostbusters branded Twinkies! Don’t eat them all in one sitting!

(Venkman): Who’s next? Why, it’s Winston Zeddemore! [ @you-and-me-always-forever ]

(Venkman): Ooohoo hoo hoo~ some fancy schmancy cologne from... Versace~ Maybe you’ll finally get a girlfriend, Winnie~, the nice lady at the perfume counter said that “Love, Passion, Beauty, and Desire” were the key elements in this cologne so, maybe it’ll give you that little extra boost, huh? *chuckles*

(Rookie): He’s got wit, he’s got heart, but most importantly, he’s got our tax details! I-I-I-It’s Louis Tully!

(Rookie): Wowie! It’s Super Mario Bros. 2! This’ll go great with the other game Janine got you for your Nintendo! Make sure to let me borrow it too! Sharing IS caring, you know. 

(Venkman): Following our superb tax accountant, we’ve got Janine Melnitz! [ @ive-quit-better-jobs-than-this | @janine-whatdayawant ] Our beautiful and intelligent secretary who certainly deserves a raise, but will not get one anytime soon (sorry).

(Venkman): It’s an ugly sweater! Or cardigan to be exact. Another to add to your collection, but be careful! It’s dry cleaning only! Or at least, it sure looks like it, not sure you want little sparkly things in your washer and dryer. 

(Rookie): Oh! Look who’s next Venkman! It’s Dana Barrett [ @dana-is-nolonger-insana ] , don’t you wanna handle this one?

(Venkman): Eh.. well, I... look, there’s a little note in there from me, so you can just handle it ok? 

(Rookie): Uh, O-ok! Well, here’s Dana’s gift, for the very talented cello player herself! 

(Rookie): A history of the cello CD, first volume! Maybe you’ll learn something new! 

*There’s a note tucked into the wrapping of the present. It reads, “Merry Christmas, Dana. Hope you and Oscar are doing well, don’t get into any trouble without me, ok? Love, Peter.”

(Venkman): Walter Peck. [ @walterpeck​ ] A big, fat, lump of coal, wrapped in non-recyclable plastic and dumped into the Manhattan river. Go get it, chump.

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(Rookie): Woah! Looks like we’re going to use some ~Christmas Magic~ and go to the future, to visit the future of the Ghostbusters!

(Venkman): Hey Callie! [ @callie-spengler ] Hope you don’t mind passing these presents onto Trevor, Phoebe, and Podcast, we can’t stay too long to be honest. Time fluctuations, butterfly effect and all that jazz, science stuff y’know?

(Venkman): For you, Callie, some expensive Dom Pérignon champagne! For those nights when the kids are just too much, or for a special night with Mr. Grooberson, perhaps? ;-)

(Rookie): Phoebe, [ @pheebs-es ] the girl genius is next! 

(Rookie): For you we have a mint condition PKE meter! I know it’s not as cool as your grandpa’s PKE taser thing, but we thought you’d enjoy it nonetheless! 

(Venkman): Trevor, you’re up kiddo!

Now, I know this may not be... exactly what you want but cut your Auntie Mickey and Uncle Peter some slack! We’re from the 80′s, ok? We don’t know who’s popular or who’s “hip” and “happening”, all we know is that Doja Cat has some “boppin ass songs” and kids these days like her. Give it to me, yuh, or... whatever you say.

(Rookie): And finally, it’s time for Podcast’s [ @mystical-tales-of-the-unknown​ ] present!

(Rookie): As a new Ghostbuster, we thought it’d be great if you got your own copy of Tobin’s spirit guide! Now you can read up on some of the ghosts and entities that we’ve fought! (and will fight, I guess!) The info in here might even save your life one day! 

(Venkman): Oh, and there WILL be a test on the materials in this book.

(Rookie): What test? Oh, Venkman! Don’t scare the kid!

(Venkman): Aw, don’t be such a stick in the mud, Rouke, it’s just a little joke! Anyways, that’s it from us! Remember, the Ghostbusters are having a Holiday deal, 15% off on all busts! And from “Rudolph” and I...!

(Venkman and Rookie): Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a Wonderful New Year everyone!!!

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Ooc: Hello everyone! I tried to include everybody, but if you’d like to get a “gift” from Venkman and Rookie go ahead and give me a message or send an ask! I don’t wanna leave anyone out, of course! And as said before, Have a happy holiday season! or if you don’t celebrate these holidays, have a nice rest of your day!

[sarpedon]

♡ ENGLISH TEASHOP ADVENTCALENDA REVIEW ♡

day 12

tea: lemongrass& citrus & ginger

mug: (new thingie): a bear hugging a snowman, uhh Christmas trees without decoration in the back and snow, quite cute

expectations: so first explanation: I accidentally gifted myself Legends of Zelda Botw and have been playing like 35 hours since 24th so Im like in a very different state of mind. making tea takes a lot of energy for a fragile girly girl boy girl cat girl so yuh.... anyways my expectations are like... idk bestie

review: smell: team... actually a note of lemon wowie... wow this seems to actually taste like what it says but in this case it's actually bad bc the taste sucks

overall: 4/10, 4 for being what it claims to be

tomorrow: beautiful me 😳😍💕

tea girl?: failing...

taglist not voluntary: @cry4judas @bgf @recapitulation @catsnivel @eyecharvist @ondineswife @a-feral-bastard @wanderingtundra @krakaslaug

(pls don't block me) <3

tea girl era over. gamer girly girl boy girl cat girl era is upon us!!!!

[mrneighbourlove]

Yeto Christmas!

Good morning my friends! Today, Yeto wishes to tell the tale of how he celebrated with tiny red-haired man. Little red-haired man’s name was Tebanam. And he would become good friends with Yeto.

Yeto was going about his day, deep into the snowy afternoon. Yeto needed to find red skinned fish to cook up for holiday soup for wife! Upon going down mountain, Yeto thought he saw struggling dog in the snow. A red manned wolf could make good seasoning, yah? When I got closer, it was instead a man! Had a face as soft as puppy though.

The man looked up and spoke through with chattering teeth. “O-o-oh my g-god. You’re r-real.”

“Ya no look good.”

“H-help me.”

He looked so vulnerable and cute. Like little bunny not wanting to be devoured by wolf. So that’s when I decided to help save little man’s life. Scooping him up was no problem for Yeto to do. Yeto has big, sturdy arms for carrying. Taking young man through mountain, he was safe against Yeto’s fur coat. Fur coat save his life, yah?

Arriving to safety from storm, I opened doors to mansion home. Man was shaking, sneezing, but still alive. Yeto took him to living room, where he could rest by fire. Small wife Yeta, was surprised to see him.

“Yeto. Who is tall, red puppy?”

“Nah. This is human Yeta.”

“He looks cold, da?”

“Ya, ya. I’m going to get small sample soup cooking. He will be guest.”

“Okay. I will keep watch on him, ya?”

Yeto put thick blanket over little human as he got sample soup ready. When he returned, he found the red-haired man gaining more awareness of surroundings.

“Where- where am I?”

His eyes widened with shock when he looked at Yeto. I laugh at his confusion. Was like he never saw Yeti before. Turns out, that wasn’t far from truth. “Hahaha! You almost died! What was tiny human doing out in that blizzard? You are lucky Yeto brought you back home.”

“I was traveling in search of a lost civilization. I got caught in the storm, and as I was running for shelter, my leg became trapped in a snow well.”

“You very lucky indeed. You could have fallen completely in.”

Little man looked at him in observation for a little while more. I don’t know if he was interested in me, but Yeto was already taken with beautiful wife, Yeta.

“My father always told me legends of the Yeti people, but you’re almost a fable at this point.”

“No fable. Real deal we are. Tell me little human, what is your name?”

“Oh! I’m so sorry. My name is Tebanem.” Little Tebanam looked flustered, but Yeto didn’t mind.

“Well met Tebanam! I am Yeto. And this is Yeto’s wife, Yeta! We live together in big mansion deep in mountain.”

“Ya. We don’t get much company.”

“That is because we EAT company! Ha ha. That is funny joke.”

Unfortunately, Yeto doesn’t think landed too well with little Gerudo man. His face looked like scared puppy for a moment before I had to mention it was joke. It was then that he noticed all of Yeto’s decorations around the room. Yeta and I had taken great care in stapling reefs to dangle from ceiling. I was glad that someone could see Yeto and Yeta’s craftsmanship.

“Excuse me, are you two in the middle of something?”

“Yes! We are celebrating Hoopla!”

Yeta did a little dance. She was so cute, lightly tapping her feet outwards. “Yuh, yuh. Hoopla! We share presents and eat delicious foods. Oh! Would you like to stay for Hoopla dinner?”

Yeto didn’t know that humans could be so eager for fun, because a small smile blossomed on little Tebanam’s face.

“I’d enjoy that a lot. I just hope my presence doesn’t disturb any plans you might have.”

“Friend Tebanam! I herby welcome you to Hoopla!”

Yeto gave Tebanam a honourary pat on back, knocking him to ground. Red head man was herby friend in celebrating tradition with Yeto and Yeta!

“Then allow me to finish soup! Then we shall all feast!”

I skip details of Yeta and Tebanam sitting by fire. Yeta tells me that Tebanam is known as a scholar. A man who seeks out information, usually old information and knowledge forgotten to time. Sounds like a fun career! I in mean time had to get gift ready for Yeta to sit atop head and make sure our guest had plenty of soup!

For soup, Yeto took fresh pumpkins ready from his garden, spiced it up with salmon he caught, and add bagels for dipping goodness! Stirring in black holiday cauldron, I stepped out only briefly to inform wife that dinner was ready. It was then she had bright idea to capture moment of new friendship forever!

“Oh! Husband. Why don’t we take picture of you and Tebanam?”

“Oh? You’d be ok with that?”

“That sounds like great idea Yeta! Tebanam! Please take seat! As guest, you may have first bite for Hoopla!”

“Why thank you!”

Little man looked so excited to be here. Going back to kitchen, I made sure soup was fully ready before bringing it out to dinning room. Yeta had camera set up as I brought in the soup and her present on my head. The look on little Tebanam was one I will always cherish in my memories. Was not sure if little Gerudo would like fish and pumpkin soup, but I guess his nose is a good as mine for food, because he lit up like holiday star!

“Oh my goodness! That looks delightful!”

Sitting with the man and my wife, we watched as he gleefully consumed the holiday soup! You will have to take Yeto’s word for it, soup was very good ya!

For that dinner, Tebanam told Yeta and I great tales of Hyrule, his home! Mighty kings, magical people from the sea, scary demons to fight. It was highly entertaining to here! Once dinner was done, he stayed to watch Yeto give Yeta a gift of fancy white mirror! She of coursed loved the gift.

Once the stormed died down, I gave Tebanam directions of how to get back down the mountain safely. He said that he’d be delighted to return, and Yeta and I agreed. Yeto wishes all a happy day for anyone who celebrates Hoopla! Or any other holiday for that matter! Have a good day friends!

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Merry Christmas Everyone, and especially to you Sara! I hope you enjoy this short story dedicated to Tebanam and the art that comes with it! Hope that you have not only another amazing year, but a fun new decade to look forward to! 

Gift for @s-kinnaly​ and art done by the talented @dreadlock-detective​

[homeforchristmas-au]

Here’s a lil somethin for this au cos y’all haven’t been getting content lmao I really need to work on this au ;^^

Characters: Logan, Patton, Remus, Roman, Virgil, Janus

Pairing(s): married logicality, familial... everything else basically

Warnings: a bit of fluff, there’s hot chocolate, uh mentions of die hard, nightmare before Christmas, and bad santa, not sure what else to warn for but lemme know if I missed anything!

Word count:

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Patton and Logan were wrapping presents in their room for their kids. Logan was precise and meticulous in his wrapping, making sure it was perfect. Patton on the other hand... did his best.

"Patton, what on Earth happened?" Logan asked amusedly as Patton added what had to have been a third layer of wrapping paper to one of Virgil's presents.

"I wish I knew, Lo-Lo," Patton replied with a giggle. "Virgil might need some help with opening this one."

"Every year it's like you've never wrapped a present before," Logan joked with a smile. "And birthdays, too. Hell, I've seen Remus wrap presents more efficiently."

Patton feigned offence at that, though couldn't stop from smiling. Logan returned the smile and softly chuckled.

"Remus wraps his presents with toilet paper!" Patton exclaimed.

"And he does a fairly good job of it!"

They both couldn't help but laugh, Logan covering his mouth to contain his merriment. It didn't help that the sound of Patton's laughter always filled his heart with glee and he never knew what to do with that.

"Alright, then," Patton began once his giggles subsided. "How do I master the art of gift wrapping, Mr Gift Wrapping Expert?"

"Well, first of all, it's Dr Gift Wrapping Expert," he joked with a wide smile. "And second of all, there's a certain... science to it."

"Oh, is there?" Patton asked with a grin. "Then educate me, Doctor."

Logan blushed as he continued to smile. He took one of Roman's unwrapped presents and went over to Patton's side of the bed so they stood next to each other.

"There are a couple methods to wrapping boxes like this one, but I personally favour the diagonal wrapping method."

"Ooh, what's that?" Patton asked, Logan smirking.

"I'm gonna show you."

He placed the box on the wrapping paper, cutting out a piece that seemed too small and explaining what he was doing as he went along. He then made sure the box was in the centre of the wrapping paper and the flat sides of the box were perpendicular to the edges of the paper.

"Once you've found a place on the wrapping paper where you can pull up each corner of the paper and cover up every corner of the box, that's your starting point," he explained, showing Patton what he meant.

"That's so clever!" Patton exclaimed with a smile. "How are you so smart?"

"You're smart too, Patton. Just in different ways. I learned gift wrapping from my mother, when I started getting gifts for my sisters. My dad... well, he was always pretty useless when it came to wrapping presents."

He chuckled halfheartedly as he remembered hearing strings of expletives from his parents' room as his father tried and failed to wrap everyone's gifts. It became somewhat of a running joke in the family; whenever Logan or one of his sisters saw something poorly wrapped they'd jokingly say it must've been wrapped by their dad, or if he was there they'd ask him if he wrapped it. It always got a laugh. Even from their dad.

Maybe he was laughing now, wherever he was, that Logan married someone who was just as bad at wrapping as him.

Logan continued showing Patton how to wrap different presents, who paid close attention. He was even able to successfully wrap a box on his own, which Logan was proud of him for.

Patton topped the box with a bow, and then took another bow and stuck it to Logan's head. Patton smiled, sticking his tongue out slightly, and Logan couldn't help but grin.

"Why did you do that?"

"Because you're my present," Patton replied simply.

Logan's heart swelled with love as his smile grew tenfold. He brought Patton's lips to his, holding him close as they kissed.

"Eww, dad cooties!"

The unexpected sound of Remus's voice nearly caused Patton and Logan to jump out of their skin, pulling away and looking at the eight year old twins, who stood in the doorway.

"How'd you boys get in here?" Patton asked. "The door was locked!"

"It was, but I have a credit card!" Remus held up a distinctly green card, smiling mischievously.

"Where the hell did you get a credit card?" Logan asked, a bit flabbergasted.

"In the game of Life in the hall closet!"

"Remus is the one who roped me into this!" Roman rushed out, pointing an accusatory finger at his brother, who scoffed.

"Nuh-uh! This was your idea!" Remus returned the finger pointing.

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"It doesn't matter who started it," Logan interrupted. "I'm finishing it." He held out his hand towards the two, palm up. "Hand it over."

Remus sighed heavily and gave Logan the fake credit card. He crossed his arms as Logan pocketed it.

"So what'd we get for Christmas?"

"You're too late for peeking," Patton replied. "There's only one present left, and it's Janus’s."

"What'd you get him?" he asked excitedly as he began looking for the present, Patton quickly grabbing him by the waist.

"Nope, not telling." He carried Remus to the door and set him down outside, gesturing for Roman to follow. "Now you boys stay out here and don't get into trouble! Why don't you go play with Virgil?"

"Virgil's no fun!" Remus whined. "He just cries a lot!"

"He likes colouring, why don't you go get a colouring book?"

"We've already coloured in all of them!" Roman replied.

"Then watch a Christmas movie! You can never run out of Christmas movies!"

"Can we watch Bad Santa?" Remus asked excitedly.

"No," Patton firmly denied. He softly sighed and turned back toward Logan with a sympathetic smile. "You can wrap the last present yourself, right? These two are clearly gonna be a handful."

"I got it," Logan replied with a grin. "No worries, go take care of our demon spawn."

"Hey!" Remus shouted. "I'll have you know, I am full-on devil spawn! No damn second-rate demon has anything to do with me!"

"Watch your language," Patton reprimanded as he ushered the twins out of the doorway, though he was still smiling as he closed the door.

"Janus is allowed to say that word!" Remus fired back.

"Mind you, Janus is also fifteen years old."

"That is age discrimination, and I'm not here for it."

Patton sat the boys down at the couch in the living room and got all of the Christmas movies they had on DVD. He had them look through the options, and there was a bit of bickering over what to watch, which Patton kind of anticipated. After a few minutes of debating between Jim Carrey's How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Disney's The Santa Clause, they managed to compromise on The Polar Express.

Patton went to get Virgil, who was playing with his Code-a-Pillar Twist toy, and asked if he wanted to watch the movie, to which he excitedly nodded his head. Patton carried him out of his room, going to Janus’s door and knocking. He opened the door and popped his head in when Janus replied with a quick "What?"

"We're gonna watch The Polar Express, you wanna join us?" he asked, Janus looking up from his phone. He thought for a brief second.

"Will there be hot chocolate?" he asked, Patton grinning.

"You better believe it!"

"Then who am I to decline?"

Janus grabbed his forearm crutches and followed Patton out to the living room, where Roman and Remus were in the process of building a castle out of the DVD cases. Janus sat in the armchair by the couch and leaned his crutches against the wall behind him as Patton set the four year old down by the twins.

"You boys want hot chocolate?" he asked, Roman and Remus gasping loudly and quickly yelling yes.

"Marshmallows, too?" Virgil asked quietly.

"So many marshmallows, kiddo." Patton smiled and kissed Virgil's head. "Marshmallows for everyone I'm guessing?"

Once it was confirmed that everyone was taking marshmallows, he went to the kitchen to prepare their drinks, including his own. As Patton began heating up the milk and water — as there was a variety of preferences — Logan walked out of the bedroom with a handful of wrapped presents to go under the tree.

"Oh, Lo-Lo!" Patton called. "You want hot chocolate?"

"I'm good, Patton, thank you."

"Okay, do you need help with presents?"

"Focus on the hot chocolate, Patton," Logan replied with a grin as he carried the presents to the living room where the tree was, the children getting rather excited.

"Are those mine?" Remus shouted.

"I bet they're mine, they're ginormous!" Roman exclaimed.

"Mine!" Virgil cheered, making grabby hands towards the presents as Logan set them down. He smirked at them as he stood upright and adjusted his glasses.

"They're Janus’s."

"Ha, suck it," Janus teased with a grin as he scrolled through his phone, Remus and Roman both making offended scoffs.

"I better have a million presents!" Remus declared, Janus rolling his eyes.

"You wish."

Once all the presents were under the tree and the hot chocolate was made, it was finally time to start the movie. The twins sat on the couch between Logan and Patton, Remus next to Logan and Roman next to Patton. Virgil sat in Janus’s lap, who was helping him not make a mess. Patton's heart swelled at the sight and he couldn't help but smile.

This was going to be Janus’s first Christmas with them since they began fostering him in June. He'd gone from foster home to foster home for quite some time now, and had mentioned it probably being due to his amputated leg. Patton didn't want to believe it was true, but didn't really know what to believe.

They were more than ready to properly adopt Janus and make him an official member of the Sanders family. It should happen soon, if all went according to plan.

Once The Polar Express was over, the kids demanded another Christmas movie. Even Janus seemed to like the idea of another movie. When Patton asked what everyone wanted to watch, Virgil quickly yelled "Jack and Sally!" which everyone knew exactly what he meant.

"Ugh, really?" Remus complained. "The Nightmare Before Christmas? Again?"

"It's an amazing movie, Remus!" Roman declared. "Don't you dare insult Disney!"

"We watch that movie all the time! Christmas, Halloween, Virgil's birthday, basically all year long! Let's mix it up with some Die Hard!"

"That's not even a Christmas movie!"

"Is too!"

"Boys!" Logan interrupted their bickering. "We are not watching Die Hard, and since you two picked out The Polar Express, I think Virgil and Janus should pick out what we watch next."

"Jack and Sally!" Virgil demanded, clapping his hands together.

"Uh... I'm good with The Nightmare Before Christmas. Sounds lit."

"You're only saying that 'cause Virgil's your favourite!" Remus accused, pointing a finger at Janus.

"Nuh-uh, I'm his favourite!" Roman argued.

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"You're both wrong," Janus interjected with a smirk. "Logan's my favourite."

"What? No fair!" Roman exclaimed. "I demand a recount!"

"That's— that does not mean what you think it means, Roman."

"I don't care! Recount!"

"I'm just gonna put the movie in now," Patton said with a small laugh, getting up to put the DVD in.

As the movie began, Virgil could barely sit still, clapping his little hands together with the biggest smile on his face. Then the iconic song began, and even Remus couldn't help but join in on the singing. Logan, however, remained silent, merely watching his family with a small smile on his face.

Seeing the way they all smiled so freely, especially Janus, who usually had his guard up, filled Logan's heart with pure, unadulterated joy. He wouldn't trade any of this for the world.

By the time the movie came to an end, everyone had fallen asleep except for Logan. Janus was curled up in the armchair with Virgil in his arms, Remus had his head resting on Logan's thigh, and an obnoxiously snoring Patton had Roman curled up in his lap, gripping his shirt ever so slightly.

Logan turned off the TV with the remote before carefully scooping Remus up in his arms and getting to his feet. He gently tapped Patton's shoulder.

"Patton, sweetheart," he murmured. Patton inhaled sharply as he lifted his head to look up at Logan with bleary eyes. "Patton, I love you, but you sound like a lawnmower."

Patton blinked a few times, yawning as he rubbed his eye.

"Huh?" he muttered, Logan quietly huffing in amusement.

"Never mind. We need to take the kids to bed."

Patton's half awake mind seemed to finally register the sleeping eight year old in his lap. He lifted Roman in his arms and he and Logan carried the twins to their room, laying them down in their respective beds and tucking them in with a kiss on the forehead.

"I'll get Janus and Virgil, you go to bed," Logan said softly, resting a hand on Patton's bicep.

"You sure?" Patton mumbled.

"Yeah, I got it. I'll join you in a minute."

"Mmkay." Patton pressed a quick kiss to Logan's lips. "Love you."

"Love you too."

As Patton went to bed, Logan went back to the living room, smiling slightly to himself as he gently took Virgil from Janus’s arms. Janus stirred slightly, stretching his arms and looking up at Logan.

"You should get to bed," Logan said softly.

"Nah," Janus replied, curling up a bit more and getting comfortable. "I'm good right here."

Logan scoffed amusedly and shook his head as he carried Virgil to his room, tucking him into bed and kissing his forehead.

He went back to the living room and grabbed Janus’s crutches before carefully lifting him from the chair. He flailed a bit in surprise before wrapping his arms around Logan's neck, his face turning beet red as Logan carried him to his bedroom.

"Whatever, way to flex your muscles on me, old man," Janus grumbled, Logan softly laughing.

He walked into Janus’s room and set him down on his bed, propping his crutches between the nightstand and the bed where they usually resided when not in use.

"You didn't have to carry me," Janus said as he crossed his arms.

"I didn't have to. But I did it anyway. Goodnight, Janus." Janus didn't respond as Logan turned off the light and walked out of the room, shutting the door behind him.

He went to his and Patton's room, where Patton was already asleep. He took off his glasses and set them on the nightstand before removing his shirt and jeans, climbing into bed by Patton's side.

That night he fell asleep with a smile on his face.

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Home For Christmas taglist: @mostpeopleannoyne @penguinkool @mavi-main @luckybanana948 @angels-and-dreams

[gangrenados]

DYI

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABYS sorry for not posting but I'm sick and I feel horrible 😔✊🏽

•Gar would do DYI for his S/o

•don't @ me I can feel it

•He thinks it's kind of cute to do something made by hand to your special person, besides he doesn't have much money sooo

•He took seriously the part of searching the best gift

•So you can see the him lying down in the couch scrolling down through Instagram those artsy post that some acc take from tik tok

•And then he found it

•It's perfect and creative and beautiful and honestly it dosen't look that hard to make

•So Gar decides to do it

•Gar does his best to follow the instructions, cut the box and the pictures and glue some candy in the walls, it isn't that difficult or at least the person in the video dosen't seem to have any struggle

•When the damn box doesn't want to close he just close his eyes and tries not to scream

•It's like the Fifth try and he's feeling stressed

•He dosen't want to quit the gift but at the same time is tired that it isn't working

•At the end everything click and now Gar's a happy proud boy

•He goes to you to give you the gift and is nervous

•What if you think it's ugly and really dosen't like it?

•The poor guy has his heart going crazy, he want to give you the box and runaway

•But when you give him a big ass bear hug with a sweet lil kiss it's all worth it

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[cptnleviackerman]

dig a lil deeper

tagged by @padmeamiala thank you my looove <3

1. do you prefer writing with a black pen or a blue pen?

black!! im not a maniac

2. would you prefer to live in the country or in the city?

probably the city, but not a really big city. ive had enough of countryside living tbh

3. if you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

if we're talking being able to just immediately know how to do this skill then probably the ability to play an instrument, like the drums

4. do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar?

nope

5. what was your favorite book as a child?

idk if this counts but I was obsessed with those yearly annuals you could get

6. do you prefer baths or showers?

probably showers

7. if you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be?

a witch??? a sorcerer??? idk

8. paper or electronic books?

paper definitely

9. what is your favorite item of clothing?

dUde what a question,,, probably my blue knitted-like jumper that I stole from my cousin

10. do you like your name? would you like to change it?

it's fine ig???? I still go insane when people actually use my name like holy shit??? that me??!!

11. who is a mentor to you?

I don't really think I have one :)

12. would you like to be famous? if so, what for?

yuh I'd love to be famous but only for the money though

13. are you a restless sleeper?

idk if restless is the right word but im kind of a light sleeper

14. do you consider yourself to be a romantic person?

i really could not tell you. do i sometimes long to be kissed tenderly??? yes. do I think about falling in love with my favourite characters every night before I go to sleep??? also yes. but irl??? idk man

15. which element best represents you?

i think water honestly

16. who do you want to be closer to?

physically??? nic 🥺 but if you mean like, mentally then no one bc I don't want anymore friends

17. do you miss someone at the moment?

yuh duh (NIC)

18. tell us about an early childhood memory.

i don't know if it's a memory or just a story that ive been told so much that I just think it's a memory, but on my first birthday party I accidentally called the police and they came to our house :))

19. what is the strangest thing you have eaten?

uuuuuggh idk honestly im not that adventurous when it comes to food

20. what are you most thankful for?

being alive

21. do you like spicy food?

yuhh but not /too/ spicy

22. have you ever met someone famous?

i met one of the supporting bands from my the vamps concert in 2018.also the guy from the gadget show with the glasses walked past me once

23. do you keep a diary or journal?

I keep a note of my dreams in a journal but not really anything else

24. do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

hhhmmm pen

25. what is your star sign?

aries :))

26. do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

cronchy

27. what would you want your legacy to be?

I'd be happy knowing I did the best with what I was given and that I was always kind when I could be

28. do you like reading? What was the last book you read?

hell yeah!! and doctor sleep by stephen king

29. how do you show someone you love them?

i used to be very bad at this, and over the past few months ive been forcing myself to be more open and actually tell my friends I care about them

30. do you like ice in your drinks?

sometimes, with abit of lemon

31. what are you afraid of?

im not sure really, ig wasting my life pursuing something that in the end I wasn't happy with

32. what is your favorite scent?

freshly washed clothes, lavender is nice too

33. do you address older people by their name or surname?

their name??? im not a fictional character mate

34. if money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

oh boi right, id probably pursue a different uni course to start with. move away from home as soon as I could. visit my online and irl friends more often. buy gifts for them too. send them letters. go to more places. dye my hair.

35. do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean?

ocean, pools are too boring, you need those waves and the feeling like you will never breathe through your nose again when the sea water gets up in there

36. what would you do if you found $50 in the ground?

if there was no one around I would take it and probably just keep it in my wallet and save it

37. have you ever seen a shooting star? did you make a wish?

probably??? idk

38. what is one thing you would want to teach your children?

i could not tell ya

39. if you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

I'd quite like a little star, not sure where

40. what can you hear now?

im watching harry potter, I can also hear cars outside and a door in the house keeps drifting open and shut due to the wind

41. where do you feel the safest?

in my room, with the door shut, watching something on my laptop, in almost darkness

42. what is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

i want to be more open to physical touch with people, hugs and stuff

43. if you could travel back to any era, what would it be?

i really do not know

44. what is your most used emoji?

✨ or 🤩

45. describe yourself using one word.

tired

46. what do you regret the most?

I regret not speaking out when my older relatives were being racist at Christmas. I regret being so shy in secondary school. I regret not thinking more about my future when it wasn't so imminent

47. last movie you saw?

before the one im watching now I think it was ocean's 8

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