#Dazai & Hirotsu

[liyv]

a very beloved happy birthday 🎉

[mothzan]

Moving on

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

[carrotkicks]

twitter doodles

ROUND ONE :3

we have:

higuchi + the sign

hirotsu

hot girl kunikida

catzai

sigma in some dress someone showed me

lucy m

chuuya in "the prettiest pink lacy frilly poofy dress"

stormbringer chuuya and adam

odango. but as nendoroids

[raiain]

weekly gaming besties!!!!! they kept doing this even after dazai left the mafia the gamer bond is unbreakable

[myshipsbesailing]

Kouyou : Have any one seen my brother? He is small and angry . He is also clearly gay but we haven't talked about it yet

Mori :

Other Executives :

Dazai, who full well know where Chuuya is but no one is supposed to know their "secret", internally panicking : Maybe his tacky hat ate him

[chuuyasballz]

Bungou Stray Dogs characters as random screenshots in my phone (part 35)

Link to other parts

[flamie-42]

Joint Missions

*ADA and PM joint mission* Atsushi: Ok I think we got all of them. Akutagawa: yeah, thanks for your help weretiger Kunikida: what's up with those two? Hirotsu: *draws a heart with fingers* Kunikida: for fucks sake *facepalms* ... Kunikida: *looks around* wait where's Dazai Hirotsu: you don't wanna go looking for him, mate. Kunikida: *suspicious* why? Hirotsu: do you see Chuuya anywhere? Kunikida:...OH Hirotsu: yeah... Kunikida: *sighs* alright. Atsushi! Stop flirting with the mafioso. DAZAI! Get the fuck out here! We are heading home! Atsushi: *flustered* I wasn't flirting Kunikida-san! Dazai: *walks around a corner with an unbuttoned shirt and blushed face* I'm here, ready to head out! Kunikida: I'm disappointed in both of you. Atsushi: *looking shyly over his shoulder at Akutagawa* Dazai: *smirking and waving at an equally unkempt Chuuya* Kunikida: am I the ONLY one who isn't fucking the mafia! Dazai: I can help you get a date if you want~ *gets punched*

Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

...this sure is escalating...

Hirotsu : Did you really have to stab Dazai-kun !?

Chuuya : You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what that little punk said to me !

Hirotsu : What did he say?

Chuuya : “What’re you gonna do ? Stab me ?”

Hirotsu : Sounds like him.

[deadwasteland-dazaisfan]

DAMN IT HIROTSU LOOKS SO GOOD HELLOOOOOOO AHSJSEUUE

Credits: aka3kan or 紅 蜜柑 ［あか みかん］on X

[starlightshadowsworld]

You think Chuuya and Dazai see Atsushi and Akutugawa fighting and are just like, wow at least we weren't that bad.

Hirotsu just gives the loudest, long suffering sigh. While Kouyou starts laughing, because it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Kouyou: Oh you were serious?

Chuuya: Ane-san!

Hirotsu: They're a mess but you kids created the damn blue print, don't you forget it.

[nekos-nightmare]

<BSD x Reader>

Lie Detector

A new prank pops up in your head. You secretly with Katai's help modify it a bit, when you say "I hate you", the machine will instead of a beeping sound, it will be silent. (Usually lie detectors will sound with the lies.)

Dazai, Ranpo, Mori, Fyodor: Not reaction at all.

They won't react because they know it's a prank. Instead of a harsh reaction, they just give you a gentle smile and expose you. It's pretty boring, but you just have to accept that nothing will get past them. After the prank is over, you will get a small punishment for your prank.

Fukuzawa, Hirotsu, Mushitarou, Ango: Heart Attack

They appear to be a calm and cold person on the outside, but on the inside, they are very vulnerable. They've been through so much and the only thing they don't want to happen is to be hated by you. After finding out that they were pranked, you feel a little guilty about what happened so you promise not to do it again. (Yeah, Katai will surely get caught by them and the punishment is hanging upside down, poor this guy).

Atsushi, Poe, Sigma: Crying, a lot

Tears begin to fall, they are quite fragile, and they will apologize for making you hate them. They will cry louder when they know you're just playing a prank, they're not crying because they were pranked but they're crying in happiness because it's just a lie. The guilt is overwhelming and you have to coax them all day.

Kunikida, Odasaku: Staring at you

They're just staring at you, their brains running a constant stream of thoughts looking for a reason for this. If they continue to be like this for many days, they will not be able to concentrate at work or even stop eating. After finding out about the prank, they begin to feel lighter in their hearts and beg you not to do it again.

Chuuya, Akutagawa: Immediately destroy it.

They will never believe what they see because they know it is not true. The machine was pitifully destroyed and it looked like a piece of garbage. After destroying it, they are proud to have made the right decision: "never put too much faith in technology"

Fitzgerald: Buy a new one

This man is extremely rich. He will give you another one until he gets the result he wants, even if you say it's a prank.

[cffeine]

things are slow at the port mafia so mori sends dazai and chuuya to an ice skating rink, informs them of the soon-to-be terrorist attack (that is not coming) and tells them to blend in

on the cameras he had his men set up, he calls in kouyou and hirotsu to watch as the demon prodigy clings to a boy with a god inside of him, because if he doesn’t fall, there’s nothing incriminating

[mackerel22]

Chuuya, drunk: I mean Dazai is just an egotistical bitch who only cares about himself.

Kajii: Literally I just said I dont care.

Chuuya: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was and he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos and laugh at my jokes and~

Hirotsu: Oh well, that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit.

Chuuya: Ikr,

Chuuya: he's just a fake privilege asshole.

[sableeira]

all of that ominous introduction of Hirotsu just for peepaw to be yeeted out of the window later.

[ettaevie]

Hey remember back in season 1 when the Port Mafia was said to be super hardcore on punishing traitors with the whole "break their jaw on the curb and fire three shots into their chest" rule?

That turned out to be the biggest lie-