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Me, trying to be sneaky about having a retirement gift in a separate, visible shopping bag in an office where everyone says good morning face to face before sitting down: Hey, N?
S, who made me fetch that gift: *visible, quiet, wide eyed panic*
Me, fully channeling my weird self: Do you like dinosaurs?
N, retiree-3 days, channeling full on office dad energy: No idea, I've never eaten any. Ho, ho, ho--
Me, whipping out a snack pack of dinosaur cookies: High time you tried.
And then I distributed the rest of the cookies to the other coworkers, with only S aware what the suspiciously rectangular shape at the bottom of the bag might be.
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facets of self
#hi femtanyl styled art attempt#art#oc art#sona art#sona#flected#deflected#artists on tumblr#um runs away
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I can't stop crying
These thoughts
They keep flooding my mind
And I know those are the same ones
That made others take their life
And im so fucking terrified
Because I'm trying I really am
Unfathomably hard to stay alive
And yet I want to give up
And I don't know what to do
Other than cry and cry
Because I have already lost my will to scream
I just wish I didn't feel
Like i was drowning everytime
Someone asks me if I'm ok
And I just say yes .....
Because I don't want to be a burden
This knot in my throat
Won't let me speak
But they're also unwilling to listen
I don't know what else to do
But to cry and tell myself we will just try again
#samich#spilled thoughts#spilled ink#spilled words#spilled writing#help#ghosted#abandoned#ignored#rejected#dejected#deflected#always a second option#never enough#why do people treat me like this#Why do i keep finding people like this#im trying i really am
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Serj Tankian – Harakiri (Part 1)
“We're the day birds Deciding to fly against the sky”

“The blackbirds, they fell in thousands from the sky Their red wings streaming down from the higher seas”

“Deflected by the ground They crowned the sun” https://youtu.be/BbLBnqiWMDg
#ai art#serj tankian#lyrics#quote#harakiri#day#birds#deciding#fly#against#sky#blackbirds#fell#thousands#red#wings#streaming#down#higher#seas#deflected#ground#crowned#sun
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Today's edition of "Merthur interactions that drive me crazy"
Merlin 2.13 | The Last Dragonlord
#it's arthur's sincerity and care and the freaking hand on merlin's shoulder#and the tears in merlin's eyes and the deflection through humour#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#Arthur#arthur pendragon#the last dragonlord#my post#my gifs
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Agatha All Along 1.01|1.02
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Hmmm, sound familiar? Trump was also asked to denounce white supremacy. Musk and Trump are two peas in a pod.
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The guy who banned 'women', 'racism', 'disability', 'climate' and hundreds of other words from all government documents.
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Bruce still does the tooth fairy thing for the kids.
The bats are constantly losing and having to replace their teeth. Because you don't get hit, kicked, and thrown on your face almost every other night and keep all your teeth.
So imagine early on when Duke first stays at the manor. He comes in saying how he was thrown into a car and lost a tooth on patrol.
They tell him to put it under his pillow for the tooth fairy. He laughs it off like , "OkaY, the tOotH fAirY."
The next morning at breakfast
Dick: "How much did you get?"
Duke: "Get what?"
Dick: "From the tooth fairy?"
Duke: "Oh, haha, right."
Steph: "?...Wait...Bruce?!"
Jason: "Why didn't he get anything??"
Bruce: "Don't ask me. The tooth fairy probably couldn't find it."
Duke: "You're not joking? You were serious about leaving my tooth?"
Tim: "Yeah, B always leaves money."
Bruce: "Untrue. The tooth fairy leaves money to children who lose a tooth. Not me."
Jason: "Yeah, whatever, anyway, make sure you let him or Alfred know when you lose a tooth and leave it out when you go to bed.
Bruce: "Alfred and I have no say in the tooth fairy's actions."
Tim: "We've caught him on camera, but he insists to deny."
Bruce: "Or perhaps you caught a clever disguse made to trick you?"
Dick: "... Just leave it out tonight, Duke."
Duke: "Okay, I guess I'll leave it out then?"
Bruce: "Somewhere the tooth fairy can find it easily, Is what I assume they would want."
Steph: "Smooth."
Damian *walking in*: "Father, thank you for the extra cash. This will go to the new treats I wanted to try for Batcow."
Bruce: "It wasn't me, thank the tooth fairy."
Damian: "... Yes, the tooth fairy. Thank you tooth fairy."
Bruce: "I think the tooth fairy appreciates that, Damian."
Everyone: *sigh*
(Cass is there the whole time casually eating because only Bruce knows that she sometimes will sneak in the rooms first to wait for him.)
Cass when Bruce finds her in the darkness of her sibling's rooms: "😃"
#he refuses to admit its him#caught red handed and just deflects#eveyone just accepts it and goes along with it.#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damain wayne#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#bat family#batfam crack#dc#batman headcanon#batman#gotham#dc comics
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V1 finds a weird looking dog in hell
#idk man what if there were teacup earthmovers#tiny shiba sized war machines#that can railcannon you#yeah consider this thing hissing and yeeting its thor lightning at anything that moves#and v1 has to +chargeback to deflect the shot#i see anything remotely animal like and im just#its just a lil guy#ultrakill#ultrakill spoilers#v1#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#earthmover#earthmover ultrakill#krita#my art#lyss art
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its funny because Percy has been spiraling ever since pjo and whenever he has a particularly bad episode you have other characters actively worried about it and you think to yourself surely they're going to intervene, surely someone is going to talk to him about it, and then like no one ever does lol
#I STILL HAVE NOT READ CHALICE#so maybe something's there#but I think Jason in boo was the closest thing we got (percy initiated the conversation)#but like... I still dont think Jason recognized/understood the extent to which percy was spiraling#and to be fair Jason was not present in tartarus so he wouldn't truly know but like#I dont think annabeth's approached the topic with him#at least not on a non superficial level#or if she did it happened offscreen#anyways#if percy deflects or loses it or whatever you can't say the warning signs weren't there lmao#pjo#percy jackson#mine
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someone please help me get this thing out of my head
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SQQ who is fed up with YQY. Sqq just wanted to drop off his mission report to the sect leader and then go down the mountain and get some sleep, but noooooo, YQY has to throw himself a pity party because he doesn't trust sqq not to throw them down the path of mutual destruction by revealing the 'vaunted' sect leaders sordid past.
So he snaps.
He looks YQY dead in the eye and with no emotion says, "Kill Liu Qingge and all is forgiven and forgotten."
He'd assumed this would end the dramatics. He'd assumed that every time they started up again he could just say "You know what I want and it's not this priceless guqin."
He'd assumed wrong.
YQY goes quiet for only a moment, then he starts going through a pile of papers. "At the moment it doesn't look like there are any missions challenging enough to warrant sending him, let alone one he could feasibly die to. I could fabricate one, Shang-shidi is diligent about contacting clients for recompense in the event of death or catastrophe. It's likely better to wait for something to come up, but you've waited long enough; I can figure something out.
"Do you have an alibi for yourself already in mind or should I arrange something so that you're visibly on the mountain when I kill him?"
And more than the words themselves, but the calm, matter of fact tone YQY uses, the expression of "Ah yes a task I can do easily" as if murdering his martial brother is as mentally taxing as commissioning another fan.
Sqq realizes YQY is fundamentally wrong somehow.
He grabs him by the lapels. "What did they do to you? What did they do to you while I was stuck in hell?"
#svsss#qijiu#yqy deflects but sqq doesn't give up#and really he's not making excuses or justifying his failure#he belongs to sqq and sqq wants to know what they did#anyway 72 hours later when sqq is getting dressed to leave yqy is like 'so how urgent on the assassination?'#sqq: put it on hold but I might need it later
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its all making cents now...
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#my art#dc#kon in wonderland au#kon el#conner kent#superboy#bart allen#impulse#guards!!!! he's deflecting!!!#get him!!!!!
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waiting for everyone to realise that all these links being made between the tiktok 'ban', and works of fiction such as 1984, are not just a funny coincidence.
it's because it's post-WWII media. all these pieces of fiction served as a reflection of nazi germany. and now you think it's 'uncanny' the way it all reflects the new trump presidency, just a day in.
#'the tiktok ban was just a ploy to get gen z on trump's side' yeah but it was also a ploy to deflect media attention.#so trump can get away with stripping people's constitutional rights. under the nation's nose#trump#us politics#gothihop speaks
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