#Funny Golf Quote

[bright76]

(via Lose golf balls pun Coasters (Set of 4) by Bright76)  Golf is a game of skill they say.  The aim is to sink the ball into the hole using the least moves possible.  However that sneaky ball will sink often in the sand, under bushes and in the the water.  This double meaning pun will bring smiles to every golf lover.

[bobauthorman]

The Rise of Sindel

For centuries Earth has used Mortal Kombat to defend itself against the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn. But, Kahn becomes frustrated by failed attempts at taking Earth through tournament battle. He enacts a plan which began 10,000 years ago.

During this time Kahn had a queen. Her name was Sindel and her young death was unexpected. Kahn’s Shadow Priests, lead by Shang Tsung, make it so Sindel’s spirit would someday be reborn, not on the Outworld but on the Earth Realm itself.

However, due to a curious alignment in Earth’s leylines, the site of the resurrection ritual must take place at Hole 5 on the golf course at the New York Country Club in New Hempstead, New York...

(Shang Tsung and a group of men in purple hoods and robes are gathered in a circle, chanting. Before them the ground twists and contorts, taking shape as Sindel’s body regrows before them. From behind Tsung, a man in a tacky golf outfit, silly hat included, approaches)

Golfer: What’re ya doing!?

Shang Tsung: ...We’re fixing a divot.

Golfer: Oh. (Turns and calls to his friends) They’re fixing a divot!

[aztr0punk]

(dj khaled voice) gatorade.

[realrobloxquotes]

[the-chaotic-pix]

"I got sad and played golf"

-my sister

[shit-i-overheard]

"What! I went through Crystal's hole."

- Joseff P.

[motalibe35]

https://www.redbubble.com/i/samsung-case/King-s-Emblem-by-motalib12/123557171.X4ZCI?asc=u

[everest49]

(via Love Quote Design T-Shirt Classic T-Shirt von Everest49)

[marlenesluv]

book lover. (LN)

summary: you’re a booktuber, always posting about your books, coffee, music, and of course, your amazing boyfriend, lando norris.

warnings: none!

note: i’ll probably write another book reader for daniel as well. (the polls were close and idk i think they’d both be cute.) also, another note, haley pham, sara carroli, and destiny sidwell are bookstagram/youtubers, so keep that in mind while reading. this is for my taylor swift and books lovers, cuz me too.

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

liked by: landonorris, haleypham, and 246,275 others

y/n.user: “and it would’ve been sweet, if it could’ve been me”

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landonorris: are you breaking up with me????

|> y/n.user: HUH??

|> landonorris: the caption??????????

|> y/n.user: thats a taylor swift quote, lan. and it’s about the book i’m reading

|> landonorris: you NEED to update me on these posts before you post them

|> oscarpiastri: he was literally running around the paddock thinking you were mad at him

|> y/n.user: oh no, my baby 🙁🫶

haleypham: i cant wait for your new video :))

|> y/n.user: :))

|> booksfan: Y/N AND HALEY COLLAB????

georgerussell63: how on earth did you take a picture of your phone with your phone…

|> y/n.user: that’s not my phone….

|> georgerussel63: we’ll it isn’t landos?

|> y/n.user: i have other friends besides lando

|> landonorris: *boyfriend*

|> y/n.user: right, he’s also my only boyfriend

readerpop: live, laugh, love, y/n <3

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landonorris: my little book worm🫠❤️

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danielricciardo: what book is she reading, lando?

|> landonorris: i think “the tales of the housewives”?

|> y/n.user: i’m reading THE HANDMAIDS TALE LANDO

|> landonorris: i was close

f1wagsupdates: OUR book worm, actually

landonorris.fanpage: they are too damn cute

carlossainz55: mate, i think she rather read than be with you rn😬

|> landonorris: she said she’s “escaping reality”

|> oscarpiastri: so “escaping you”

|> landonorris: what

|> y/n.user: THATS NOT TRUE, STOP STRESSING HIM OUT

formula1.fp: cutest f1 couple

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tagged: haleypham

y/n.user: new video out with haley!! we read, drank wine, played uno, and suffered listening to lando and ryan talk about football🙁

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haleypham: literally, suffered. but at least we got reading time

|> y/n.user: so true

f1.edits: am i obsessed with the fact that y/n gives us lando snippets? yes, yes i am

|> y/n.fans: just wait, she said a while ago that she’s posting a video from game night with the grid

|> y/n.fp: is that even still happening??

|> y/n.user: mwahahaha, soon

|> y/n.fp: i think i j shit my pants omg

landonorris: everyone go watch my girlfriends new video!! she’s so pretty and cool and awesome and sexy and funny and adorable and etc

|> charles_leclerc: there isn’t a better promotion for this video

|> y/n.user: thanks lando! my boyfriend is also so pretty and cool and awesome and sexy and funny and adorable and etc!

|> landonorris: you think i’m pretty?🥹

|> y/n.user: my pretty boy

|> landonorris: ive passed out

|> maxfewtrell: YOU BROKE MY BSF

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liked by: y/n.user, carlossainz55, and 401,284 others

landonorris: date nights consist of book shopping, reading, and y/n taking pictures of me in a golf cart!

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y/n.user: good thing you’re the photographer in this relationship

|> landonorris: and you can read enough for the both of us

f1wags: cuties are being cuties

bookstagram.edits: so y/n has GOOD book taste, i see

alex_albon: i think y/n has an eye with the camera

|> landonorris: don’t lie, alex

|> lilymhe: at least y/n can read

|> y/n.user: GO OFF QUEEN LILY✊

formula1updates: pls pls why are they so sweet, WHY AM I SINGLE

carlossainz55: how did you manage to get a girlfriend who reads and deals with you

|> y/n.user: he offered to buy me books, so i give him gf content

|> carlossainz55: ah yes, this makes sense

|> landonorris: thats not funny

|> y/n.user: hehe

|> landonorris: let’s see how “hehe” that is when i don’t cuddle you tonight and throw ur books away

|> y/n.user: NO MY BOOKS

|> carlossainz55: AHHHAHAHA MATE OMG

|> landonorris:…..cuddles……

|> y/n.user: I MEAN- OH NO I NEED MY CUDDLES

f1xupdate: omg the comments HELP

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y/n’s instagram story:

seen by: landonorris, maxverstappen1, and 324,048 others

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liked by: landonorris, saracarrolli, and 399,824 others

y/n.user: “he was sunshine, i was midnight rain” (lando its just a t.s. song lyric i love you.)

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landonorris: i love you more☺️

taylorswift: you guys are adorable! i wish you nothing but happiness and love <3

|> y/n.user: TAYLOR!? OMG YAYWBFLWNR KENT FI CSMT OWKFKS HELP DIDKSD OMGBRODK

|> pierregasly: uh oh, taylor broke y/n….

|> des.sidster: OMG Y/N TAYLOR AHHHHHHHH

|> y/n.user: IK AHHHHHH WKEKDOSK IABRFKDJE

|> maxverstappen1: lando. your girlfriend is glitching

|> landonorris: she’s sobbing in my arms, she’s more than glitching, mate

f1.edits: i am LIVING for taylor being here

y/nxlando.fans: where did taylor, mother, come from?

y/n.user: GUYS TAYLOR FOLLOWED ME. TAYLOR ILY AND I HATE JAKE GRRRR JAKE

|> arthur_leclerc: GRRR?????

|> olliebearman: i get it

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

[accio-victuuri]

i am late in sharing this post that became popular days ago, it contains quotable quotes from wyb. he is know to be a man of a few words, but when he does speak his mind, expect the impact. 💥

"I want to say, don’t pursue something blindly, if you purely like it, then just persist and stick to it purely."

"I am actually not a particularly argumentative person, but I am a competitive person. Some things actually don’t matter. Many people may take everything seriously, but for me, I just put myself first in the things I want to fight for."

"I also thought it was quite funny, but it was just a matter of truthfully speaking what was in my heart at that time, without any detours. In ten or twenty years, I may have changed, but at the moment, this is still Wang Yibo"

"I have learned a lot about life through movies, for example: people should adapt to the environment rather than the environment adapting to people, and to achieve perfection in anything is art."

"I don’t want to lose, but I also don’t let myself get addicted to victory. I know how to control myself."

“I prefer not to compete with others for things, what’s yours is yours what’s mine is mine. but if something belongs to me and you insist on getting it, then i’ll fight with you.”

“I like to be exposed to new things, and I also hope to stick to it as much as possible, but sometimes my hobbies may change quickly. For example, I was still enjoying golf, but suddenly I started playing tennis again. There is no way to change a hobby. To practice and improve all the time, maybe study in time periods. So I think I have many hobbies, but I am not good at them. But I just like so many hobbies, which make your life richer and more interesting, and can keep you in a relatively good state in your spare time, including your mental state. Well, exercise is very good"

"Actually, i’ve always been mentally preparing for the day when i will be “not popular”, maybe i’ll go open a shop and sell motorcycles, maybe i’ll open a dance training class, and dance until the day i can’t dance"

"I just want to do things according to my beliefs and never regret it."

[wintfleur]

👩🏻‍🎨 ͡ ꒱ STELLAS RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BESTIES

au masterlist — you can find asks under #💌stellahughes!

°. — LILY!

Their theme song is ‘I Ain’t Worried’ by OneRepublic

Lily met Stella when her family moved in next door to the Hughes. Lily had accidentally Jack in the face with her volleyball, and Stella instantly befriended her after the sassy remark Lily said to Jack when he started to whine about being hit.

Stella and Carmen were having a tea party in Stella's backyard and Stella invited Lily over and the three became inseparable since then!

Lily dreams of becoming a professional volleyball player, she is one of the star players for umich team, she got a scholarship to go to umich.

Lily is an amazing golfer and Stella finds it amazing because Lily has never had any proper training. Lily just once went along to the golf course with Stella and her brothers and they were all shocked at how good Lily is. Lily and Stella are an unbeatable duo!

Lily’s nicknames are: lils, lilypad,and lee.

Lily is the ‘Crazy one’ in the trio

Lily is very protective of her friends and family, she will do anything to make sure they are okay!

The quote blondes have more fun is perfect for her! Lily is always up to something

A big party girl!

There are rumors around the campus that there is a thing going on between her and mark, but they have neither confirmed nor denied!

‘Do you wanna play mermaids?’ She was that kid!

Lilys love language is words of affirmation and threatening to beat someone up for you

Lily has 1 older sisters and a year younger brother that she loves to tease.

Lily loves spending summers with Stella and everyone, but she goes to France every summer with her family!

Lily has a small crush on Cole and everyone knows but she continues to deny it, Lily is such a confident girl so it’s funny to see how shy she gets in front of Cole!

Lily and Stella got their nipples pierced together !, Carmen holding there hands

She’s always flirting with Stella and Carmen

She has a loud but fun personality, definitely someone you would want to be friends with

°. — CARMEN!

Their theme song is ‘Dance With Me Tonight’ by olly murs

Stella and Carmen have known each other the longest, their parents being very close friends. It was always Carmen and Stella until Lily came along, and they happily became the most iconic trio everr.

Carmen is on the figure skating team with Stella, they have been skating together since they were very little.

Carmen loves figure skating but her real passion is photography and videography, she has said many times that Stella is her muse.

Carmen's nicknames are: mins, minnie, and caro

Carmen is the ‘mom ’ in the trio

Stella is the ‘shy one’ in the trio

Carmen is pansexual

Carmen also likes going to parties, almost always is the designated driver

A lot of people assume Carmen is timid from her appearance and how she portrays herself but she is far from that!

Carmen had a crush on Jack for a few weeks until she got the ick watching him dramatically celebrate beating her, Luke and Stella in monopoly. They were like 13, and she confessed to Stella after she realized the crush was over!

Carmen’s love language is gift giving and physical touch with her besties !

Carmen almost always spends summers with the Hughes family, their family’s are very close and are always together, celebrating holidays, going out, all of it !!

Carmen is an only child !! But her older cousin Liam has lived with them since he was 6, he was adopted and is great friends with the Hughes brothers. (Liam is the same age as Quinn)

Carmen wants to make a podcast with Stella and Lily!

Carmen is secretly a yapper!

Can not flirt to save her life

Carmen is very competitive, and won’t let anyone talk down on her because she’s quieter than others!

°. — TREVOR!

Their theme song is ‘Team’ by Lorde

Stella and Trevor have known each other for a long time! They had gone through a lot of phases in their friendship.

The first phase was that Stella couldn't stand him (lasted for like 5 months) he was loud and obnoxious, she had made it clear she preferred cole . . . by a lot ! The next phase was Stella realizing she had a crush on him (that did not last long) They had become close very fast after Stella realized that her crush was gone, Stella now thinking of Trevor as another much more annoying brother!

Trevor will always be on Stella's side no matter what! And boy did that annoy Jack but there's nothing anyone can do about that.

Trevor is always one of the first people Stella tells anything too!

Trevor’s nicknames are: trev, Z, and trevi.

They talk at least once a day!

These two have so many inside jokes, they will just break out into laughter and everyone is like ???

Do not leave them with a golf cart

If Stella is not ready to tell her brothers something she will tell Trevor first.

Many of his ex’s hated Stella for how close they are!

Trevor is always yapping about Stella !!

So many iconic moments of them being shown on the big screen at games !!

Stella hates swimming and has a big fear of drowning, but she feels a lot more comfortable in the water with Trevor

They are always teasing and having play fights !

Trevor is the one who has been featured the most on her YouTube channel

These two are such gossipers together

They are true besties mhm!!

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I know this is short! But I really wanted to get it out and I honestly didn’t know what else to add! But basically Stella has a great and close relationship with them all! I was thinking of adding Tate to this because she is also really close with Stella but I decided not too! )

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I didn’t put a lot of information, so feel free to send in questions about Lily and Carmen !!! And Stella’s relationship with them and Trevor !!! )

°. — taglist ( @privatemythss @cixrosie @toasttt11 @lxvelyzoe @lovings4turn x )

[nickneedsablog]

part two of my headcannons for the batfam

bruce likes golf

like really really likes golf

when he was younger he really wanted to be a detective, he guess he kinda is one if you thought about it in a roundabout way

dick is a health nut

like multiple protein shakes a day, avoids junk food for the most part, he really likes rice cakes, etc etc

but he always has junk food for when his brothers are over at his apartment

jason gets addicted to things really easily so he tries to stay away from things like drugs, alcohol, and excessive amount of caffeine and sugar

instead of one giant streak of white, i think jason would have something more along the lines of pre-mature graying

(i think that can happen when you're under excessive amount of stress for long time, don't quote me on that)

he has scars from trying to give himself piercings as a teen

he also has like three tiny stick and poke tattoos (also from when he was a teen)

all his electronics are from way back when. like he has a box tv, a landline, and even an iphone 4(no one really knows how it still works)

the only games tim has on his photo are games like sudoku, crosswords, and puzzles

he also only watches hours long youtube videos, things like 'i spent 1000 days in hardcore minecraft' or any video essay as long as it something he's interested in

tim also likes to read fanfics

mostly ship fics of red robin and superboy because he thinks it's funny to send them to kon

he always wears socks, even to bed

when he was ten or so he had a youtube gaming channel but the audio and quality are so bad you can't really tell it's him(they're bad because he literally just looked up 'headphones with mic' and 'web cam for youtube' and chose the first options

damian is a sticky ipad kid

like he watches channels specifically made for kids

not like cocomelon but like the really weird ones that made videos about spiderman and elsa having kids

he won't admit it but he loves kids movies

like inside out and toy story 3 make him cry every time he watches them

and finally the main 5 that i talk about(bruce, dick, jason, tim, and damian) plus alfred all have matching family bracelets

it started out as just the batbros having them but they eventually convinced bruce and alfred to wear them too

the colors are: blue for dick, dark red for jay, bright red for tim, and green for damian

[nerdy-girlramblings]

More of my favorite funny quotes from The Princess Bride book (pt. 2)

"The pain is worse than I imagined!" Yeste cried. "How can it hurt when the point of the weapon is still an inch away from your belly?" Domingo asked.

"Get him out of my way. Move the infant." "The infant is ten and he stays," Inigo said.

"I wish I could remember what it was like when I was dead," the man in black said. "I'd write it all down. I could make a fortune from a book like that..."

"No good," the man in black replied. "I've know too many Spaniards." "I'm going crazy up here," said Inigo.

"Anytime you want to change places, I'd be too happy to accept."

"...milkmen where still in charge of bones, the logic being that since milk was so good for bones, who would know more about broken bones than a milkman?"

"Good got attracted to good, evil you flushed down the john and that was that."

Westley to Vizzini: "If she stops breathing in the very near future, it is entirely possible that you will catch the same illness?"

"I let him die laughing," said the man in black.

"There's death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty."

He was never very popular, what with his hunting fetish..."

"We do not see that much of each other." "Tender couple."

"Widows happen. Every day- don't they, Your Highness?"

"...What did you think a resurrection pill looked like?" "Not like a lump of clay the size of a golf ball," Inigo answered."

"I'm not stupid, you know." "Quit bragging."

"...excuse me, I've got to go belch my witch..."

"Chocolate was one of his favorites, right after cough drops."

...Max exploded right back, "and don't you mock my methods-tickling can be terrific in the proper instances..."

[shit-i-overheard]

"I don't like touching other people's balls."

- Crystal M.

[hairupintheair]

Trolls Band Together Commentary Notes Part 3/4

- Zosia Mamet's performance of 9 to 5 was longer than what made it into the movie, but the rest of it made it onto the soundtrack. - The Hustle moment originally came later, after the group found Clay. They wanted a way to move the plot to Mount Rageous quickly. It was decided to push it to earlier because the later scene was a more serious tone so it didn't fit there. - The idea for the Hustle-verse was that they were sliding through different dimensions to travel faster, and each one would be a different art style, especially 60's and 70's animated art styles. - Viva's design is supposed to be like a superhero, with a chest emblem and a cape. She was originally a more stoic, warrior-like character and then somewhere down the line they decided they wanted her to be more energetic and eventually defined her as being "more Poppy than Poppy." - The Bergen mini golf course idea was originally thought up during the first movie, as one of Gristle and Bridget's dates, before they finally settled on the roller skating rink. They decided to bring back the idea for the third movie. - Commentary quote: "Those are the best looking french fries in CGI history. They should have loaded Rhonda up with those fries and taken them with them." - Producer Gina Shay REALLY wanted the joke about Clay's room being the little shack/admin building and she had to fight the studio hard to keep it in the movie, because they didn't think it was funny. - There was constant pushback from many of the crew against Poppy having a sister too, thinking it would feel too contrived with Branch and his brothers already being the core plot of the movie. Many, many notes were sent around, all suggesting they drop Viva from the movie. But they were firm and adamant about Viva staying and they ignored all the suggestions to take her out. Her involvement in the plot allows Poppy to see from Branch's point of view, about family being complicated, and also allowed them to have a moment when Branch supports Poppy like she supports him (outside the golf course gates). - Poppy leaving her scrapbook at the gate was supposed to tell the audience that Poppy is not abandoning the new sister she just found. She planned to come back afterwards, once Floyd was safe. - Everyone working on the movie worked very hard on finding a balance for V&V, making them antagonists but still likeable. It wasn't easy and the two characters went through many iterations before they finally found what worked. - V&V are purposely a dark mirror to the protagonists, showing what happens when siblings don't work through their problems and respect their differences, as the Trolls learned to do.