#GET THE MAN A MUG

[lilyharvord]

Y’all I saw a fan art that was captioned: best uncle ever, I promise. And it was supposed to be Kilorn holding Coriane when she’s born and I hurt my own fucking feelings thinking about how the first time he babysits for Mare and Cal he teaches her to say: best uncle ever and she gets a piece of candy or something when she does. So whenever she sees him after that she just screams for everyone to hear; BEST UNCLE EVER. And he fucking glows because of it. 

[disco-troy]

KG Beast had the worst time of his life after he shot Nightwing.

First he got beat up by Batman and abandoned in the snow

Then Nightwing himself beat him up (and told him a pun)

THEN The Batgirls lured him to their turf ON PURPOSE to beat him up

Damian nearly kills him

He gets beat up by a guy at the speed of light

and that's not even counting Kory's reaction!

Entire hired killer career OVER bc he shot one man

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: We've known each other for a long time, right? I think you've learned to respect me

Tony: Eh, maybe a little

Peter: Well, get ready to stop

[peacelovengranola]

No. 1 Ass-vengers

[pangur-and-grim]

late night button drop! here’s the link, there’s one of each

[t00thpasteface]

super fun patron request for, and i quote, "Chad Mr The King thanking you for your invaluable service to New Vegas and her People and personally delivering your reward, a centuries old box of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes." blue bonnet has about 9 INT and very high medicine AND science but she cannot resist the siren song of sugar... i mean, uh, she's just testing a hypothesis!!

[rainbowpufflez]

Team RR but it’s their mugs 🤯

[omaano]

"I bet it was the martini that blew your cover." "You can judge my drinking habits after you got me out of here, Djarin!"

I've seen one (1) James Bond movie my entire life back when 00Q was a whole thing on this hellsite, but I'm ready to die on the hill that Din would make a great Q who knows how to work in the field and can poke at gadgets just fine, but also gets very passive agressive when he has to work overtime - he asked for the office job because his kid is going to school and they are working on building a normal-adjacent nighttime routine, which is very difficult when the agent he's working with cannot stick to a plan.

For the Spies/Assassins square on my Bobadin AU bingo for @bobadinweek

(I've seen all the John Wick movies though, so if Boba's pose is familiar, that is why)

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…

These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)

Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time

[bellamer]

Me when I track down everyone who's even made a slightly anti black comment about Hobie's Spiderverse design:

[skeletoninthemelonland]

*Gives dadtrap a World's #1 Dad mug wrapped in an adoption form*

[shunachii]

Asked for Diluc requests on Twitter and so I bring 7 Dilucs to the table

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

The batkids after seeing another hero swinging around.

Jason: Listen kid, this is very important.

Dick: No one's going to look into who you are but we need you to answer some questions honestly. It could be life or death.

Peter: Ok I'm terrified what do you need to know?

Tim: What's your hair color?

Peter: .......Brown?

Tim: And eye color?

Peter: Also brown.....

Jason: What do you think Nightwing?

Dick: It's hard to say. He's broken his pattern recently

Steph: What's your opinion on clowns?

Peter: ? They're alright I guess....

Jason: Out. Get out of my city

[saevus-brutalis]

morning to you too, ker.

[silverskye13]

hope its okay to share this here! but the hels!joel ficlet has been written. i would have @ you with it but i wasn't sure how you felt about that <3

I'm. Love him. Oh my gosh. Poor poor Joel [Hypatia].